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because of her. I will use 20 squares each time. that bitch.

Make that Professor Channing Custis Freeman!

Wow...this is amazing...simply stunning...

Wow, what a bitch...

Hmm... i actually need to poop right now, and i think i'll be using a greater amount of toilet paper than normal... all thanks to her

Is Sheryl not particularly familiar with the ways of Tubgirl?

one square are you joking me?

Lmao?

One square?

SAVE THE RUBBER TREES!! DON'T USE CONDOMS!

I thought this was to a Social Distortion album info page.
This story is weird and unsettling.

One square per visit? Impossible!

That really is impossible. Toilet paper is probably the most important of the forms of paper. Maybe cut down on other uses of it, anything but tp.

Leave it to the liberal hippies to come up with such an idea

A square? how the hell is that supposed to git er done? I agree with Bfhurricane, and I'm sure everyone else does too - tres impossible.

Maybe if you're one of those emaciated raw food vegans, one square could work.
However, if you're like me and love the delicious taste of steak and other pieces of freshly grilled slaughtered moo-meat, it gets a little more... complicated.

Steerpike FTW!
I will eat eggs,beans,and MEAT all night just for that!
not just that but tp every house I see.

One square, that wont survive in my ass, let alone wipe clean.

Oh, and this story is misleading. Title on front page shows Social Distortion.

[quote=steerpike]However, if you're like me and love the delicious taste of steak and other pieces of freshly grilled slaughtered moo-meat, it gets a little more... complicated.[/quote] I had a Chipotle Burrito and homemade taco salad in a span of four hours tonight. Complicated indeed.

I had a Chipotle Burrito and homemade taco salad in a span of four hours tonight. Complicated indeed.

Steerpike - you are actually hilarious! lol

This news is rather random.

it is rather hilarious (the news that is)This Message Edited On 04.25.07

i don't even use toilet paper. i just go straight to the showers and wash it off.

my conscience is clear.

^^^gross lol.

"excuse can you spare a square"

I remember hearing a song on the Dr. Demento show once that would solve this problem - "We've Got A Stick For That". The main character in the song finds himself in a public restroom, but he has neglected to check the toilet paper before sitting down and doing his duty. Our hero is distressed and desperate until a new visitor enters the restroom, and a now-familiar voice declares "We've got a stick for that."
Well, from now on, I'll have a stick for that.
Also, Sheryl Crow gets this week's "What were you thinking when you said that?" award.

I use 4 squares per visit but I'm trying to cut back

I think the OBVIOUS solution is we should wipe our ass on our feet.
Or somebody else's.

hahaha...this has to be the most bizarre news this year so far, and all the revealing comments here...XD

This reminds me of the joke where the bear in the woods is taking a shit and then asks the rabbit if he ever has troubles with shit sticking to his fur, and the rabbit says "no, do you?" and the bear says "not anymore" and then wipes his ass with the rabbit.

What I'm trying to say is.. perhaps we should invest in some rabbits.

What I'm trying to say is.. perhaps we should invest in some rabbits.

Saw this on Colbert the other night, pretty funny.

We hug the rabbits, steerpike. Some of them will eventually die of asphyxiation, though.

We hug the rabbits, steerpike.

I wont be changing my wiping habits for dear old Sheryl Crow.

I watched Colbert too!

I don't like Crow, but you realize it was a joke right? .....
http://www.abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3071833&page=1

^ COVER UP!