middle fingers up your butt
if you don't give a fuck

Best frontman eva. Tru words bro. #Emmuredouche4lyfe

Why does he talk about dicks so much?

I wasted valuable seconds of my life reading the speech of this scumbag wigger who makes that fred durst looks like a smart person. Palmeri, you're a funny nigga.

oh man i wish i could remember the name of that video that used to get played in plug

has he no self awareness

i was hoping this was in regards to this
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/news/26934/Geoff-Tates-ranting-contest/

douche fuck

He could fit all of that in a twitter post?

diagonal ass nigga LOL

are you calling me obtuse?

Nah nigga, diagonal nigga

you are all diagonal ass niggaz

who cares

yeah you all be diagonal nigggas anyways

I WANNA WATCH YOU SUCK HIS DICK

The only thing this douche has done is give me my new favorite insults. Diagonal ass nigga and time vampire.

Also, apparently musicians who are married or have parents/parents with normal jobs aren't "real". guess in order to be a badass musician..you have to come from the ghetto with no parents and no baby mamas...

He's really fucking stupid but the whole diagonal ass nigga thing made me laugh pretty hard.

This made my day.

you're a time vampire










diagonal ass nigga

this just in: Vampire Weekend change their name to Time Vampires

He must feel a whole lot of fucking dicks

"Go love the bitch you convinced to suck your dick for the rest of her life. Poser."

If his band was as great as this line, maybe I'd care about his opinions.

Also, can't really see this guy playing chess. Or for that matter, anything more complex than tic-tac-toe.

Basically this translates to "If you're not single or poor you have no right to be sad"

But I couldn't be misinterpreting this, considering he's making next to no fucking sense

shut the fuck up

Time vampire is a trve way of life you fucking plebs will never understand

“I’m sick and tired of watching dudes"

So apparently he really feels every lyrics that he puts out there

"I wanna see you suck his dick"

OK man you probably shouldn't say things like that

"You a diagonal ass nigga"

Chess metaphors? Does this guy think he's Jon Anderson?

The irony in his twitter rant is what makes me laugh so hard. Like he gives a shit

The funny part about his rant is that its actually true. Immature and poor word selection but you cannot deny the truth.

Who are they touring with/any idea of who this could be directed at?

This is news....because??

sup

How's it goin', DiagonalAssNigga?

"Does this guy think he's Jon Anderson?"

YES

why cant emmure's music be as good as this rant?

Damn time vampires.

who is he callin out

Diagonal ass niggas.

Chuckling before I go to sleep -- always a good feeling.

Go love the bitch you convinced to suck your dick for the rest of her life.

"You pray on the pennies of children who are obsessed with image.”

Funny he says that because that is exactly what he does himself. Write tough bro-core for skinny pre teen boys.

"You pray on the pennies of children who are obsessed with image.”

Funny he says that because that is exactly what he does himself. Write tough bro-core for skinny pre teen boys.









Crazy diagonal ass nigga.

I expect the next Emmure album to have a song titled: "Diagonal Ass Nigga."

Coming this summer

Emmure's new album Diagonal Ass Nigga, with tracks such as.....

Niggas have riches, Cheating on to baby mama, and of course the thundering title track.

Available when niggas stop being diagonal and just go horizontal.

""You pray on the pennies of children who are obsessed with image.”

Funny he says that because that is exactly what he does himself. Write tough bro-core for skinny pre teen boys.









Crazy diagonal ass nigga."

making posts so that you may make about them yourself

really

grownass cracker with only cracker friends who let him it's cool for him to say nigga casually

lol

He probably went to an Emmure concert

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9H8yJRD-hw

Cuz bitches are the only things in the world to be mad about

I honestly cannot stand being a human being after reading this. The fact that even one of our species can be so ignorant and stupid as this idiot is enough to make me consider suicide.

I feel like it could be Kellin Quinn he's talking about. Any other speculations?

"uh he's not white gabe"
looks like a typical italian-turned-fratboy and talks like a northern white boi so coulda fooled me my
bad

mind = blown

Yeah it does sound like it could be about Kellin Quinn...

He's got the single-man blues.

So I've learned that as an Eye-talian I'm probably either 1) in the mob or 2) a douche. Seems I have a lot of life options here.

everyone in this room is now dumber for having read this

wut

I'm not even sure what this means... WTF is a time vampire? Like a vampire that can time travel? Seems pretty useful. He could just time travel to night. I guess I could see why you wouldn't have sympathy for a vampire that can time travel. The only thing that could kill him is a stake to the heart.

Someone that sucks up your time?

this diagonal ass nigga is a bobblehead. he might float away.

lolwhut?

I feel I could befriend this rook-ass nigga. Throw in a "bro" "nigga" and "dude" in he'd be all, "Damn, nigga, you make jagged arrows look curved, straight up" or some shit.

Fuckin loser.

"Diagonal ass nigga."

dead

Best comments from this thread...

RUNNERS-UP

4.

"are you calling me obtuse?

Nah nigga, diagonal nigga" - Trebor17

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"this just in: Vampire Weekend change their name to Time Vampires" - Trebor17

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"Chess metaphors? Does this guy think he's Jon Anderson?" DamnVanne

WINNER

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"sup" - DiagonalAssNigga

Sounds like a nice guy.

"Diagonal ass nigga"

I died

this is pretty incredible

shut up you fucking time vampire

Not an andcas article?

This is gold.

Clue to Frankie, don't use chess metaphors unless you can actually play the game.

everyone in the thread is now dumber for having read this. plus, he says "nigga". what a fucking skeezy prick. absolutely no self awareness.

cool speech

All in the game yo.

fucking love thanos

fucking love thanos

What a piece of shit, didn't know trve angry people use "Y u mad". Hoping his diagonal ass gets speared

Not sure whether I'm more shocked by these tweets or the fact that this isn't an andcas article

that escalated too quickly

He still manages to get the dick involved.

I hope a band gets a narrator to read this speech during a musical interlude or instrumental.

At the very least, we need "Diagonal ass nigga" or "You’re a time vampire" to transition into a Dubstep drop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_gCvOoQbxg

true feel . . .

lol

http://www.metalinjection.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/FrankiePalmeri.jpeg
"Y u mad?"

Best news article ever

very inspirational words

keeping in mind the words and wisdom emmure has imparted through their music, this statement exudes the same level of childish and aggressive aimlessness. Band are almost unfathomably awful

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Dam I tried to make that diagonal and it was just vertical

what a spastic

Also, I don't know what the fuck a "time vampire" is, but I sure as hell hope that's the main theme for Stephenie Meyer's new trilogy.

Wow, the more I read "Time vampire" and "Diagonal ass nigga", the funnier it gets.

can someone translate for us white folk?

gj frankie

Lol.

hahah wtf did I just read

That was great.

"Diagonal ass nigga" & "time vampire" - urban dictionary is waiting yo...

fuckin' yo

apparantly "time vampire" is a thing already..go figure

lol so it is

Frankie P in: "Summer Of The Diagonal Ass Niggas."
Coming in June.




I can't believe any human being finds this motherfucker serious.

LOL

Wow haha

^^^ same andcas. i can see it now, time vampire / diagonal niggas errwhere

Bitch ass honky.

"uh he's not white gabe"

Yeah he fucking is.

In regards to time vampire..

I WANNA WATCH YOU SUCK HIS TIME!!

But whole thing is lol.

Hey I think I found out what a time vampire is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Time_Vampire

What are you on about?

such a boss

facts

coo dude.

/ass-nigga

feces is serious business.

sicilians are white, except they might have some north african arab mixed way back in their lineage

"Go love the bitch you convinced to suck your dick for the rest of her life"

Excellent definition of marriage

Sicily is part of Italy but it has its own culture

to me he just looks like another white ass italian boy who loves his mumma

andcas, we dun appreciate acute nigs like u round dese parts >:/

Andcas do your eyes work? White is an appearance and he's white as fuck. White skin, bright eyes, Caucasian bone structure, typical Caucasian hair texture, he's fucking white. There are neo-Nazi Sicilians for fuck's sake.

This is like when people say Mexicans aren't white

You probably think there aren't white Brazilians, Argentineans, Mexicans, Chileans, etc. too, right? Lawd 'ave mercy ahhn chu, boi, and learn some goddamn history.

Damn, fish you literally just wrote that while I was busy typing my comment.

If he isn't white, what is he?

Relation to the band is irrelevant, we're trying to work out why andcas thinks Sicilians aren't white

lol andcas lives 4 moments like these

You're crazy. I mean, what color do you think his eyes are, brown? Does his skin look dark to you (or even tan for that matter)? I don't know what you're looking at, but the dude's white as snow.

Someone's "time vampire" is another man's "educator." Congrats co-professor fish on a job well done. Andcas learned something new today and his life will be forever changed.

Still really surprising people are commenting on this so much when its really just some typical ignorant emmure douche doing just what he is known for.

He's a peckerwood ass, honky ass, sea-salt lookin' mayo devourin' motherfucker.

thanos would crush you all

I'm 6'5'' with monkey-length arms and single digit body fat so I don't give a fuck he can come at me with his faggot ass brass knuckles for all I care.

Never realised until now how much andcas avoids answering questions

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I feel pretty diagonal today

why is this a fucking news item? just because someone in a band says something doesn't make it news worthy.

It's a good excuse to post some fucking hilarious comments

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Dat white D

this is the most peculiar combination of ignorance and eloquence I've ever seen

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Ha! You made the "D" white, too! That's what you get for trying to up my shit you bastard!

hey

I win

Um that D isn't white actually.

It was, bro

You edit quickly, my friend.

Dude just look at its shape.

You don't want to be a diagonal-ass nigga

I've seen white Bs when I went to a global multicultural letter convention so I know what white is and that D wasn't white

That D probably had good credit and you know it.

What would be better, Andcas teaching anthropology or Frankie teaching the differences between art and hustle?

Frankie teaching musician psychology

oh wait

What a fucking child.

I try andcas, I really do.

Frankie is a 6th grade dropout. Fact.

Frankie my nigga I hate it had ta be him. BITCH YOU WASN'T WIT ME SHOOTIN IN THE GYM.

what the actual fuck lol

I hope to God this moron has trolled you all by actually being in that ranting competition. Emmure are disgusting but half you fuckwits are no better/more worthy of existence.

Calm down bro. ^

This fag is worse than a chav, he is so lol, he is at the same level of a swagfag.

he's being a real Diagonal ass nigga, nigga.

I am honestly curious who he is calling a "diagonal ass nigga"

I hope gucci mane shoots him for saying nigga

Theres a video of Frankie being electrocuted on stage. He gets shocked and goes down like a 5 dolla hoe. It's probably the best video that Emmure has ever been associated with.

here's a the gif.

http://i.imgur.com/FjyhJp3.gif

Has anyone seen the video if him getting electrocuted in Russia and falling like a ton of bricks?

LMAO that gif

You could say that it is rather
.......shocking

agreed

He is definitely one of the most electrifying people in the bad metalcore scene.

eh I guess you're right, but it's just perfect timing seeing as how I've been reading about how Frankie's such a big douchebag online, and then I see him getting shocked on stage and then going down like Frasier.

yeah man I'm thinking that's the case too. I'm sure the drugs he does isn't really doing him any favors either. Dude is probably pawpin mollies, sweatin, tripping on shrooms and then getting great ideas like calling people time-vampires online.

im pretty sure he just smokes alot of weed and plays street fighter and watches anime. therefore he's cool

Frankie is far from just a stoner lol. Their ex drummer mentioned that dude would trip balls on shrooms for days and perform on stage high as fuck. I'm pretty sure the whole band is full of tweakers. I can't judge them though since I've popped a few pills and I still smoke.

Volts don't kill though, amps do.

Ah, good old Douchecore.

Is this thread worth the read I need to know

"I really think he's bipolar because he goes from being a pretty
solid dude in interviews and even online to this dumb bullshit"

He called me a 'bro' once when I was guestlisted for a show in Connecticut.

And at a show in Russia tonight he got electro shocked on stage!

http://youtu.be/Jgr77VMe5Lc

How shocking

lmao "diagonal ass nigga."

sounds like some sort of sex position he learned from watching interracial gay porn.

this guy definitely leads a happy fulfilled life

he's openly bipolar, and the nicest dude

this thread is soooo good T_T

Still one of my favorite news articles on Sput

Haha I remeber this. Diagonal ass nigga 😂😂🤣🤣☠️

Thank you for showing me this Koris