yikes

Okay, now this article is terrible

Ew.

Oh god not this guy again

Dave, stop approving this shit!

omg this guy always brings the lulz. never gets old

Lmao that is disgusting.

This one is funny idk why

Damn sounds painful get well soon Eddie

This guy's articles got old after the first one.

Shitty user complains about funny article what a surprise.

i dont see how its funny
but its news, so whatever

the walls of his butthole...

ah the same thing that Lesnar had, heard that's pretty awful

"This reporter thinks that's 100% disgusting, but apparently very common in men over 60."

wow way to be an asshole, just wait till you get sick

"Shitty user complains about funny article what a surprise."
The only thing shitty is your sense of humor.

sick burn

Article was funny, as are a lot of your other ones. But kindly fuck off. It's gonna set a precedent and before you know it every news article is gonna be something stupid

This shit's getting old. It was funny the first few times but now you're just trying too hard.

Did Perez Hilton change his name to John Cruz?

best article yet

I agree that this is the best one yet, but dude. Space them out a bit.

Why's everyone complaining. Good god people. Get off this man's dick

poop

best article yet[2]

seriously, keep them coming as many as possible as fast as possible.

Talk about an Eruption...

lol

It's articles like this that make me think I've grown out of this site. Or maybe the site truly is worse than it used to be. Either way, terrible 'article'. For the people that think it's funny, I have one question - which part?

It's articles like this that make me think I've grown out of this site. Or maybe the site truly is worse than it used to be. Either way, terrible 'article'. For the people that think it's funny, I have one question - which part?

And it's cool how when the site double posts your comments you can't remove it yourself.