World's Best Guitarist Found

2012-08-28 by JohnXDoesn't | 32 Comments
Sometimes greatness takes a lifetime to emerge. After working, practicing, lot's of sweat on the brow and some blood on the fingers, if you are lucky you might make it one day. Maybe even be a star. But not just any star. A ROCKSTAR.

Such is the case of one Justin Howard, aka Nordic Thunder. After many years of hoping, praying, and playing with himself, Justin is now just the kind of riff wanker he always dreamed of being.

This past Saturday in the shadows of talent such as the aptly named Airistotle, Tremelo Theun, Juan Nightstand, and Wah Wah Willie, Nordic Thunder rose above the competition to win the 17th Annual Air Guitar World Championships, held this year in Oulu, Finland.

The second time was the charm for Thunder as last year his skills only got him to the final round. But with another year of hard work and dedication under his strap he quietly entered this years event via the "Dark Horse" competition, held for just one day and for a lucky few. The rest, as they say, is Guitar God history.

Be prepared to be....amazed.

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7419274n

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SabertoothMonocle
August 28th 2012
493 Comments


i love that the prize is a real guitar. As if to say, "OK, you're a big boy now, here's some real bed sheets instead of the plastic ones."

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
August 28th 2012
32308 Comments


He probably looked at it and said "what the hell am I gonna do with this?"

Chrisjon89
August 28th 2012
3833 Comments


Juan Nightstand hehehe

TronaldDump
August 28th 2012
1399 Comments


He apparently played with himself for many years

SCREAMorphine
August 28th 2012
1849 Comments


Still better then guitar hero

Adabelle
August 28th 2012
4425 Comments


Music news section is turning into the guess which article is written by JohnX, rules

WeepingBanana
August 28th 2012
11396 Comments


hahahaha

Imperial
August 28th 2012
2161 Comments


Haha did they give him an actual guitar as an award?

SabertoothMonocle
August 28th 2012
493 Comments


yes, yes they did

JAV
August 28th 2012
3545 Comments


The banner at the beginning made me laugh more than the comp

MO
August 28th 2012
24270 Comments


this is amazing

AtomicWaste
Moderator
August 28th 2012
2929 Comments


"I feel amazing, I feel loved. I feel like laughing and crying and hugging."

What a gay outlook for someone with such an epic beard.

Recspecs
August 28th 2012
9911 Comments


Lol this guy should be the only one allowed to write news articles.

ArmchairDespair
August 28th 2012
4 Comments


^this

Sanders
August 28th 2012
2416 Comments


Music news section is turning into the guess which article is written by JohnX, rules [2]

ReturnOfTheDnor
August 28th 2012
906 Comments


I think I've seen MORE posts from recspecs than before he quit.

PoodleRapist
August 28th 2012
269 Comments


i still can't believe that this actually exists

themainmast
August 28th 2012
281 Comments


they should have just not given him anything instead of a real guitar...how ironic haha

newjunkaesthetic93
August 28th 2012
1871 Comments


All these "joke" articles are retarded.

JohnnyoftheWell
August 28th 2012
64287 Comments


True, the festival one was kinda funny tho

Calc
Staff Reviewer
August 28th 2012
18154 Comments


I wonder how you become a judge for fake events like this, you can travel the world, laugh at people playing air guitar, pick one randomly to win, and go somewhere else.

Hospital
August 28th 2012
2102 Comments


I would be rewarding extra pts to all the air guitar chicks for practicing their finger techniques on me

bloc
August 28th 2012
70880 Comments


Damn this guy is good.

But the prize is a lucite guitar? That's fucking awesome tbh.

Pmagnum541
August 28th 2012
9 Comments


As a guitar player i find this insulting

LifeAsAChipmunk
August 28th 2012
4852 Comments


These news articles are hilarious, stupid, and awesome.

Spec
August 28th 2012
41472 Comments


This is so funny.

JAXETA
August 28th 2012
805 Comments


awesome hahaha

J0ckstrapsFTW
August 28th 2012
3797 Comments


"After many years of hoping, praying, and playing with himself"

Fuckin lol

CrazyDiamond7
August 29th 2012
260 Comments


LOL, I'd like to see how he plays the real guitar.

Too bad I can't see the video. =(

Puzzles
August 29th 2012
3065 Comments


I can't believe I paused Live at Sin-é for this

Mickeymau5
August 29th 2012
1614 Comments


these articles rule

instantradical
August 29th 2012
362 Comments


I used to be friends with a kid named Justin Howard.

That's definitely not him.



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