$1 trillion dollars

Lololol

I'm afraid I don't understand what the fuck is going on

wait
what the fuck

wait
what the fuck

Hahaha. I almost wish she had a shot considering how much I hate this douchebag.

i'm a little confused

she probably didnt even know a Trillion was a real number. "yeah uhmmmm mr Puff Daddy, you sexually hurt me and I want a Kajillion dollars"

hahahaha just read the linked article this is hilarious

woman is clearly a moron

Has someone stolen the banana hoard again?!

This court case needs to be televised.

she probably didnt even know a Trillion was a real number. "yeah uhmmmm mr Puff Daddy, you sexually hurt me and I want a Kajillion dollars"

What. The. Fuck.

wait he CRUSHED them daily?

wtf does that even mean

This bitch prolly made over half this shit up. I don't care for the guy myself but I'm sure it's all BS.

HAHAHA holy shit

"“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it's well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us.""

just gold

oh really crazy lady?

So, she actually accused him off being responsible for the World Trade Center collapsing? And then he proceeded to crush her and her family daily while disabling her baby and putting her on disability? Theres no way this is real, c'man...

Chick seems legit

HE MADE THE TOWERS GO DOWN THEN HE RAPED ME THEN HE RAPED MY CHILD THEN HE CAME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND CRUSHED ME AND MY FAMILY (WHO HE RAPED REMEMBER) DAILY

WITH CRUSHING UTENSILS

AND A LARGE ROCK

I WANT A BAZILLION DOLLARS OTHERWISE YOULL ALL BE SORRY

the baby in a wheelchair part is my favorite

oh no he di'int!

wait.

what in the fucking fuck??

ok, this is the greatest event of all time

csb

this is hilarious. women be shoppin

That lady is crazy.

motherfucker was funny in get him to the greek...

WHAT THE FUCK

This term has never been more appropriate

I'm so fucking confused. What the hell is going on with that woman?

I love his new commercials. They crack me up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hMqMcLWpwA&feature=channel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHQ2Jey2dA0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5vlYYqnXVo

is this a joke?

I knew it was Diddy! Even when they blamed Osama, I knew it was Diddy!

I can't believe this is real.

Also, knocked up is the term, why does she keep saying knocked down?

i guess Diddy gave her some brain damage as well.

Insanity has a new queen

what the actual fuck

*Dr. Evil voice* 1 trillion dollars...

''she probably didnt even know a Trillion was a real number. "yeah uhmmmm mr Puff Daddy, you sexually hurt me and I want a Kajillion dollars"


HAHAHAHA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

"He date raped me 24 years ago and knocked me down him and Kim Porter and Wallace Wright, then Sean Combs and Kim and Wallace Wright came back 18 years later and raped and sexually abused my children and knocked my children down and crushed me and my children daily."



LOLOLOLOL OH GOSH

REENACTMENT:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTmXHvGZiSY

^LOLOLOL

"*Dr. Evil voice* 1 trillion dollars..." [2]

sputnikrape

"crushed me and my children daily"

oh man i lol'd so hard at that. best sputnik news article in a while

CRRRUUUUUUSSHHHHH THEMMMMM!!!

bitch! you crazy!

something about this seems off. . .

Has someone stolen the banana hoard again?!

This bitch is lyin'

ahw liarnwa ro cof

Just realized the title of the link said this "EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS: Woman Blames P Diddy For World Trade Center Collapse -- Demands $100 Billion Loss Of Income"

World Trade Center Collapse? Wait a minute I thought Al Qaeda did this.

holy shit, this is hilarious

lol what?

FREE DIDDY

oh god i'm laughing so hard

holy shit ,this is fucking hillarous ,jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajaajj

DIDDY'S CRUSHIN THE CHILDREN EVERY DAY

I bet she did all of it. Stupid skank.

$900M + $100M is one billion not one trillion.

er thats supposed to be 900 billion + 100 billion, oops

$900M + $100M is one billion not one trillion.

yeah i just read the documents and she's asking for 900B and 10B hahaha what an impressively stupid bitch this woman must be.

Hope he loses.

yeah i'm sure he'll lose. i mean he broke her baby legs and sexual abused them

Bitch be trollin ITC

(in this courtroom)

plus he's a terrorist date raper

Are we sure she meant World Trade Center? WTC probably stood for Wu-Tang Clan.

lets all trash this guy for a couple more years, and when he dies lets all say he was the greatest (R&B?Rap?) artist that ever lived and then make a 3D movie of him and the concert he never got to play...

and go from Sean puffy combs the Child crushing baby eater, to sean puffy combs we love you and wish you were still with us...

That was one of the stupidest comments I've ever read in my life.

or the greatest, its apples and watermelons really...

Jesus JeffryWinkles...you're welcome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sentence_(linguistics)

Not many child-abusing terrorists would bother taking a bitch on a date before raping her. Quite thoughtful really.

@Morning
let me say this, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douchebag

FREE DIDDY [2]

This article has such bad english it practically doesnt make sense, and its not even the poster's fault. Also she's speaking of things that happened 24 years ago. First off, why wait that long to say something? Second, 24 years ago P. Diddy was fucking 15 years old. This is outrageously stupid and the only thing this woman is gonna win is a trip to the psych ward.

And not that we needed any help having a bad rep, but it's upsetting Mississippi just got associated with this. It sucks here bad enough.

I wish this was real.

I fucking knew he did

Yeah I don't see how this will be the end of his empire...all I'm reading is a lot of nonsensical ranting that couldn't possibly hold up in court...what exactly is she alleging, aside from his raping spree and being responsible for the WTC disaster?

WHAT THE FUCK?

CRUSHIN ME DAILY

$1,000,000,000,000 (or $1,000,000,000,000,000,000)
She know's noone has that about of money, right?

someone shoot that bitch

this is fucking hysterical. this is the worst excuse for a cash grab i've ever heard.

I believe everything I see everywhere

i think the ignorance of this woman's claim should be turned into a hilarious cartoon on youtube, because it is the most absurd thing i have ever heard of in my life.

seriously, how fucking dumb do you have to be to come up with something like that, it doesn't even make any sense.

Oh God, she's chimping out.

Trollololol

what the actual fuck [2]

bitch is out of her mind.

sputnik, keep me posted.

trillionololol

he amount breaks down to $900 billion for child support and $100 billion in damages. Experts say Diddy is being let off easy, considering the casino chip Turks claims to have won in Mississippi worth "over 100 zillions of dollars", which Diddy is accused of being in possession of.

i cant fucking understand one word shes saying. But this is ridiculous, its not going to happen, theres no way anyones going to legitimately sue anyone or anything for that amount of money.

this is so goood

Can someone please explain? WTF is happening?

"A billion dollars isn't cool. You know what's cool? A trillion dollars."

haha

I am shocked to the core. This is just mind blowingly hilarious/scary/crazy/confusing. Delete as you wish.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide your World Trade Center cuz Diddy rapin errything out here.

Reminds me of that Bon Jovi lawsuit for something like 400 billion from a couple years ago.

US court system is a joke

"Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide your World Trade Center cuz Diddy rapin errything out here."

ROFL That's awesome.

Greatest news story ever.

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife, and hide ya husband cause they crushing everyone out here!

I'm actually surprised they even scheduled a court hearing for this.

P. Diddy did WTC.

Wut.

BUT LADY, WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

this woman is more fucked up than the double rainbow guy

duuuuuude

wuuuuuuuuuuut

Holy shit. This is excessive and fantastic.

this is definitley not true

now THIS is news. hahahahaha

I have a hunch that this is most definitely true

there is no possible way for this not to be true

Fort23 doesn't believe it, though. He had Valerie pegged from the start.

she be trollin'.

FREE DIDDY [3]

there is no possible way for this not to be true[2]

FREE DIDDY [4]

why is this even being given a court date? and what lawyer would take her case up? WHAT IS GOING ON?!

This is officially the funniest thing ever.

What. The. Fuck.

To quote Pauline Hanson
Please Explain?

lol, yeah after i read the little report, i was just as puzzled at the whole thing. . WTF indeed. . she must be THAT traumatized lol

Lol, this is just going to get thrown out immediately.

I dunno, I mean it probably should be, but I'm sure they have to take any claims of sexual abuse seriously.

hahahahahaha right on, asshole had it coming. they should have sued for infinity billion dollars
though

sounds like Diddy smoked one too many Jeffrey's.

David Icke has been trumped.

i fucked her baby then i raped her date and wwent through her vaginma to find my favourite book. good god was i lucky i was sneaky!

Simultaneously the most funny and confusing music related thing for the year so far. Most likely will not be topped on either front.

So this is why the court system is all tied up! Legitimate cases, like my own, get put on the back burner so bags of douche have the opportunity to rip off someone that's become successful. Puff Daddy taking down the WTC? Really?

why am I not surprised, TheNewWhack. why am I not surprised

Sounds pretty ridiculous.

Everyone knows Hulk Hogan did WTC so this is false

http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/file.php?40,file=18251,filename=1163812962439.jpg

Everyone knows Diddy did it.

was this reported by the onion?

http://niggastole911.ytmnd.com/

PROOF

cannot believe this is real

Go down to south harem and get me some sugar cookies.

I need you to take a picture of a midget...holding these balloons....

Mo money, mo problems.

My day is officially MADE!

Dr. Evil: I want.... 1 TRILLION DOLLARS

*Whole world erupts into laughter*

article is such a lulzcow

Anyone remember when Austin Powers was awesome like ten years ago

"He brokeded my poor child's legs! OH DA HUMANITIEZ!!!!" Hopefully she at least wins a settlement to go buy herself a kindergarten level education. If not that....then we should seriously consider euthanasia.

At first this was off the hilarity scale, but then I noticed the court date scheduled for today. Another fine use of tax dollars guys. Even the 5 minutes it will take to laugh her out of the courtroom is a waste of time.

Diddy can't be hurting too bad he's courtside at the heat game with Rick Ross to his right lol

so, she got raped, her kids got raped, and now she wants a bit chunk of cash? Thought she would of gone to the fuzz and you know, sent Diddy to jail or something. You would of thought she would be super traumatized if she did get raped and her kids got raped by this legendary sexual beast. Money should be the last thing on her mind. Would of thought she'd go to her kitchen, pull of a butcher knife and head directly to Diddy's house and shanked him, Manson style for all the horrific abuse her family must of taken. But nope. $1000000000000000000000000000000 will take all the mental anguish and humiliation away, kaythanks.

G Damn gold diggin ass skeez ho's tryin to catch a niggas paper. It has to stop.