parody is really only funny as a parody of the church itself.

also: no headline could ever top "God Hates All Time Low"

this is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard! XD

lol way to make baptists look good!

the wbc never fail to dissapoint

wow way to shoot themselves in the face

Lady Gaga to burn in hell

stupid

this news story really made my day

WTF WBC?

...All Time Low is not progressive. Quite the opposite. Even if you mean the philosophical meaning, I need proof.
Why were they protested? Having a song about a stripper? Or because the band is gay?

Singing is soooo bad on here.

How do these guys not realise they're harming christianity more than helping it? God, i hate people like that, fucking hypocrits

just look at the WBC website...its such a joke

progressive rock outfit All Time Low

...and the mods got it

Good.

what you don't think all time low is prog? I was going to go with new wave revival/progressive metalcore outfit all time low...

alternative rock outfit? aren't they pop punk?

actually i think they're more grindcore

nah grindcore is heavier bands like chiodos and alesana

truth.

The WBC protested at my school like a month or two ago.


Anyway, this video is pretty funny.

Grindcore=Chiodos? Alesana?
Hate to douche this conversation up, but damn that's off!

Church needs to burn in hell hahahaha.

eyehategod

Should watch the Louis Theroux doc. on these guys, they're mad as a box of spanners.

what the fuck is wrong with the wbc


like people seriously EXIST like this????

I lol'd real hard

Glad when this hategroup dies off, what a group of absolute morons.

alternative rock outfit? aren't they pop punk?


All Time Low are prog as fuck

Those crazy Christians...

Oh wow

na na no poker face. this version is fun

My word half the people in this thread need to replace the battery for their sarcasm detector as it seems to be failing.

what the fuck is wrong with the wbc


like people seriously EXIST like this????

This church is what gives us all a bad name. If God hates homosexuals, caused 9/11, and is sending everyone outside of his cult to Hell, it should be easy to go ask God directly.

Does anyone in the WBC want to take me up on this? Have a fun time...

NUH NUH NUH NO POKER FAACE
NUH NUH NUH NO POKER FAACE
NUH NUH NUH NO POKER FAACE
NUH NUH NUH NO POKER FAACE

MUH MUH MUH MUH...

i really hope everyone in that group gets skinned alive with a rusty spoon

GO KANSAS!

so bad

This is amazing.

Now I'm going to get stoned and listen to my old prog All Time Low records.

wat Jesuslaves said. God hates the WBC

yea all time low is just one of those bands to build your vinyl collection around

This is incredibly sad, and I can't stand that so often, a select group of Christians has to ruin everything for the rest of us. A church of all people should know that God doesn't hate anyone. Ugh, this is really awful. Just know this: God really does love you no matter who you are. He may not like everything you do, but he really does love you. Man, why do so many people think they can speak on God's behalf?

I can't tell which is sillier, this parody or the outro to Graze.

Though those synths are quite impressive. Its funny, I thought dance music seemed a bit blasphemic, perhaps a bit whorish.

I'm going to picket Fred Phelps' funeral and play some Andrew W.K.

I think they made a typo. F and g and a and s are right next to each other on the keyboard.

These guys put Christianity to shame... Good lord...

her face isn't all that whore-ish. i have yet to see any pictures with dicks smushed up in it.

Wow, wbc way to make yourself and your religion look retarted and ruin your cause.

These people aren't Christians. The man in charge is known to be a con artist whose motive is to conceal himself and his companions as a Christian fellowship and to offend people into assaulting them. Then after being assaulted they take those people to court and make out. These people are as much Christians as those people in Westerns selling miracle drugs are doctors.

as said before...this is a poor description of what Christianity is like. the church is absolute bull.

though song is so bad its funny. I wasn't really a fan of the song pokerface but hearing this makes me appreciate the lady gaga devil's version much better

Actually, I saw these guys on the Tyra Banks show on youtube cause I heard about them and was shocked... They're apparently ALL LAWYERS.

And people wonder why people hate or hate to be associated with Christianity...

awful singing

You do know that only a very, very small, extremist portion of muslims blow up buildings right? Just like a very small, very belligerent portion of christians act like the people this news article is about.

edit - @ someguest

Ah, I misinterpreted. Carry on!

You do know that only a very, very small, extremist portion of muslims blow up buildings right? Just like a very small, very belligerent portion of christians act like the people this news article is about.

^That... Sucks, since on both sides the stereotypes of the religion comes from that small portion of mumbling idiots.

every religion has its extremists.

in this case, we have an ugly bitch with a synth talking about Lady Gaga. its how the world works.

i feel a Bad Romance cover coming on soon too. should be good for laughs.

wow...

that is all...

This is the kind of stuff that gives Christians like me a terrible rep.

*waits for someone to tell them about Marduk*

The faceless put WBC in the list of people they hate in Planetary Duality

muh muh muh muh
i wanna ride your disco stick
gaga o la la rah rah rah
baby likes to dance in the daaaaark

also i love the new ads, when are they gonna get the unedited version?... geezzzus

I am gay to know that the wbc has their heads on straight.

l m a o

This is just embarrassingly bad, and makes all other good Christians look real bad.

oh!! they said piss they are going to hell

hahahahaha

Well all christians are imperfect...

I guess jus some are more than others.

haha all aspects of this story are retarded

Humanity in action.

except for lady gaga

would have been awesome if it was a legit cover that actually surpassed the original.

Willing to bet the only people god hates are WBC.
If you guys find this funny you should check out there Let it Be parody, "IT WILL BE".

Ah well, they'll inbreed themselves to extinction soon enough

not soon enough

They hate everything so this news post is useless.

these guys hardly give christianity a bad name they're insignificant and good for a laugh. it's the joel olsteen, jerry falwell types who give christianity a bad name.

LOL this is soo funny! I don't know whats funnier, how bad this song orginally is, how bad of spoof this is, or the idiot religious people making this.

YOU JUST YOUR WHORISH FAAAACCCEEE

god hates you

The WBC is full of idiots for sure, but im glad someone other than me hates lady gaga. High five god!

What I love more than this article is all of the Christians trying to defend themselves, and saying what their 'God' REALLY thinks.
For REAL!

i back it

God goes Gaga

I still think these guys are funny, then I remember its not a joke.

I don't listen to Lady Gaga unless I have to (at bar, on work radio, etc), but I sure think it would be neat if people protested by blaring Lady Gaga really loud outside the church.

Bump it, bump it real hard.

It'd be enough to make me eat a shotgun.

How long d'ya think they'd last?

They wouldn't be there to notice, they're all out stirring up many a ruse for controversy, Murderfists.

whorish face

haha. she is rather whorey

Chan will be the judge of who god hates, thankyou

Whether this is true or not, rationalwiki is pretty spot-on about this belief of the "church":

"All events on earth happen because of God's will. This includes natural disasters and actions committed by people. Events such as Hurricane Katrina, the September 11th attacks on New York and the financial recession of 2008-09 are therefore celebrated by the WBC as God's righteous destruction of reprobates."

I bet they won't agree if suddenly a terrorist flies a plane into WBC headquarters. I think that counts as an action committed by people...plus, some of us might think this would be "righteous destruction of reprobates".

There are so many things logically out of place with this system that even someone WITHIN the WBC could figure it out.

They aren't trying to be logical. They're trying to piss people off into assaulting them and then suing them, hence them all being lawyers. Knowing this you shouldn't take any of their false bogus beliefs at face value.

Well, that works marvelously...instead THEY are the ones being sued for intruding on funerals. So that doesn't even make any sense either.

im fairly certain that this particular church is the subject of BTBAM's song arsonist...and for good reason

this shit is so stupid

lol the wbc is the epitome of ignorance. in other words, w8c br1ngz teh sux.

whats picture have 2 do with lolworthy song

I really love the little "God hates you" interjections in the verses. But yea this group is full of the most wretched humans.

Jesus googles lady gaga.

i am in exile a sojourner

A citizen of some other place.

Stuff like this makes me proud that im an atheist.

how inherently evil are you when you make lady gaga look like the good guy in the story?

Don't be hatin on lady gaga. She's wonderful.

I doubt she cares if god hates her.
It's like being told Harry Potter hates you

Would any of you be that upset if you were told that a fictional character hates you?

wtf this is terrible

God wants to ride her disco stick.

God has probably already ridden it.

when i went to church as a kid, it was crazy...but not this crazy. this is, crazy.

her face isn't all that whore-ish. i have yet to see any pictures with dicks smushed up in it.

Why I really hate these low rent pieces of shit, is because they celebrated and called it "Gods Will" when a 3 year old girl drowned.
And when the virginia tech massacre happened.

This is just a pure fail

I bet god is jamming to Bad Romance right now

How do these guys not realise they're harming christianity more than helping it?

Because they're the only real Christians and everyone else is going to burn in hell!!!!!!!!!!one!1

Sxephil on youtube sang along to another one of their parodies, and it was also quite amusing.