Well...that was something

definitely one of the top 3 tucker carlson reply guys in gimmick country

The libtards are sure going to be triggered over this. They won’t come out of their safe spaces for weeks.

Comment section is gonna be pure gold. Oh there you go...BookoftheFallen already made a good start

Kid Rock has always been dogshit tho so i don’t really care

never expected Kid Rock to capture America's Id, but I shouldn't underestimate the artist behind hits like "So Hott", "Half Your Age", and "Black Chick, White Guy"

Kid Rock in his detroit mansion like

what rhymes with snowflake lmao

obv this is worse than trash but that guitar tone is nice

It is good that we have kid rick to remind us there’s only two genders.

this is a war crime

I personally loved this

In case anyone missed it, Mr Rock rhymes shit with shit. Kind of tells you everything you need to know about the song.

"I'm just like Brad Pitt, a little less pretty, but I slang more dick"

This song is golllllldddd

not today, satan

My favourite part of the video is when the Ted Nugent lookalike on bass does a slide but a drum roll plays. I don't know why I find that hilarious, but I do.

wow you know it's bad when even the youtube comments are negative

this is art

people are just hating on the dick slangin strangla

Fuck a advice, I'm all about a bawitdaba lyfe!

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb?????None , their too busy ??? Their gender😂😂😂

Nik Nocturnal
1 hour ago
Banger!

LeddSledd, how many morons does it take to write a sentence? Lol

This guy is a complete joke/character. He played a poor guy from a trailerpark in Michigan, but grew up on a Ranch, lied about his entire backstory/life was a rich boy growing up. Dude is a joke.

He's a grifter

He didn’t care so much he decided to write a song about it

I'll never forgive this guy for how he treated Joe Dirt and this shit certainly aint helping

Def Leppard sucks!

lol forgot about that, he played a white trash loser in that just like irl

fed durst

I think this got my lady to not be a kid rock fan anymore lmao

This fucking moron is still around? Garbage person, garbage music.

Sludgy, proggy, and one heck of a journey

Kid Rock is the final boss level Kyle

Meth addiction simulator

guitar tone low key slaps

lol for real, it's actually a really good tone

Guitar tone slaps, drum sound is heinous. win some lose some

also this is fucking terrible

“Def Leppard sucks!”
Literally the only smart thing this dumb ass has ever said

>My favourite part of the video is when the Ted Nugent lookalike on bass does a slide but a drum roll plays. I don't know why I find that hilarious, but I do.

Lel, this caught my eye as well

Director low-key turned this whole video into a parody of itself

fragile masculinity on wonderful display... as dumb as can be!

"I personally loved this"

this but unironically, lmao

this is so entertaining

>Renowned musical comedian "Weird" Al Yankovich has weighed in on the release and said, "That's not me. That's actually Kid Rock."

golden

I haven't cringed that much in years...well done, Mr. Rock. Reigning king of white trash.

Tom Macdonald on suicide watch after this

The guitar tone is absolutely terrible. Completely corny, just like this fraud.

absolute shitty and hilarious lyrics aside this is kinda catchy, i hate to admit it.

Nik Nocturnal
1 hour ago
Banger!
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"The guitar tone is absolutely terrible. Completely corny, just like this fraud."

it's not a good tone for a good band, but if your dealer was like 'dude i dialed in a killer preset on my hx stomp' and this was the tone you'd be like 'huh that's actually pretty good'. it's not like this song calls for a maz38 through blues

mostly it's just really well captured and actually has some mids and isn't just gain

Lmao excellently put

In all seriousness I think the fact that he doesn't actually say anything very offensive here speaks to how ultimately harmless and goofy it is. I'd even go so far as to say this is better than the lion's share of his big pop hits, which mostly suck in far less entertaining ways

cant wait to see trump walk out to this song right before declaring his 2024 prez bid

What’s the opposite of an erection? In the bad way?

for the first time ever I might be a kid rock fan

this song is hilarious in every way

PS: For a truly s-tier takedown of Kid Rock, this video by Pat Finnerty is required watching. If there is one youtuber who deserves all the views, it's this guy.

https://youtu.be/u8FAbjjB48A

Pat Finnerty rules, was laughing my ass off for the entire Kravitz Bowl episode

That was downright putrid, Jesus Christ why did I subject my ears to such garbage.

good god All Summer Long
I completely forgot about that song. Holy shit I fucking hate Kid Rock.
Like, he's not even a kid ffs

just a reminder his dad's a millionaire and he was raised in like an estate house with loads of property. nothing worse than a hillbilly cosplayer.

fucking seriously. I dont like to throw the term poser around, i feel like its overused, but what a fucking poser

holy based

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb?????None , their too busy ??? Their gender😂😂😂 [2]

LEFT WING DESTROYED

That's not even a free style, this man sat down and wrote that...

Oh good lord.
He just compared himself to David Lee Roth (who said "You’re Never Gonna Convince Him (Trump) of Anything") and Bruce Springsteen (a bit left, isn't he?). Why did he go with those choices? Is he in on the joke? Is he long past a psychotic break? What is going on here?

Kid Rock is cooler than every hater in this comment section this is simply a fact. Next.

"Meth addiction simulator"

This actually made me lol.

"Fifty year old hard rock pioneer and hip hop inventor, Robert James Ritchie alias "Kid" Rock, has dropped an incendiary new single and video titled "Don't Tell Me How To Live" that tells millennials, snowflakes, and other haters just how much of a fuck he really absolutely does not give."

it's crazy how much this dude is worshiped in the south. i remember going to "rock legends" cruises and they were auctioning off guitars from thin lizzy, beatles, allman brothers, foreigner, zz top, uriah heep, deep purple, and kid rock. kid rock was the only "classic rock" artist featured in anything that didn't start in 70s or earlier

cus they retarded

at first i misread the title as "five-year old.." and not "Fifty year old" lmao

thought it was an excellent dig at first

just to mention again, bc it's pertinent, this guy lied about his upbringing, claimed to grow up in trailerparks in michigan, but he had rich family and grew up on a nice ranch. his entire 'persona' is strictly a persona, like literally a made up bullshit thing. I don't know how honest he is about that fact, like idk if he admits that it's a character or not but I somehow doubt it.

as far as him being worshipped in the south, that's just sad, southern people need to get more in touch with their own blues and folk music legends instead of this pop country bullshit.

@eons good points, didnt know that about him but totally fits the bill. thats the nature of a character tho - you never break in the public eye for that $$

Kid Rocks autism levels are legendary this song is really fun.

I actually owned Cocky for a brief period a couple of years ago. In my defense, it cost me 20 pence from a car boot sale (that's about a quarter from a flea market, for you Yanks out there) and I spun it once before immediately giving it away to the nearest charity shop (that's a thrift store, for you US plebs.)

Kid Rock is an icon
Be a good boy this year or Kid Rock won't rev up his Harley and bring a 6-pack of Natty Ice for you this Christmas

mf should rebrand to Cringe Rock after this gotem.

This is probably his second best song after Bawitdaba

Nothing says “im not an offended snowflake!” like a conservative dumping a shit ton of time and money into desperately trying to prove how much of a snowflake he isnt

The style of this song is very much like the tracks off of Devil Without A Cause so I really enjoyed it. It’s a silly kid rock song so everybody just go back to your preferred propaganda machine and have a happy Thanksgiving. Or you can roll with Rock and if not you can suck his dick. Take care.

"He just compared himself to David Lee Roth (who said "You’re Never Gonna Convince Him (Trump) of Anything") and Bruce Springsteen (a bit left, isn't he?). Why did he go with those choices? Is he in on the joke? Is he long past a psychotic break? What is going on here?"

Lol, yeah the DLR and Boss lines struck me as odd too. AFAIK Sammy Hagar is/was the only openly conservative member of Van Halen which would have made a *far* more appropriate point of reference for the Kid.

Or maybe he just couldn't think of any cons cool enough to want to compare himself to.

AMERICAN songwriter Kid Rock

new pickup truck banger

banger indeed

libs destroyed with american facts and logic

As a lefty I’m shocked and extremely offended that the legendary musician Kid Rock disagrees with my opinions

“The style of this song is very much like the tracks off of Devil Without A Cause so I really enjoyed it. It’s a silly kid rock song so everybody just go back to your preferred propaganda machine and have a happy Thanksgiving. Or you can roll with Rock and if not you can suck his dick. Take care.”

Your comment reads like you are a little bitch.

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The lack of self awareness is astounding.

AIN'T NO-BODY GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEUUUUGGGGGHHHHH

so he lifts a song from monster truck and makes it the butt rock anthem of 2021

i needed a costume for my 2021 new years party, thanks kid rock

you can roll with Rock and if not you can suck his dick

The Ted Nugent lookalike is apparently really offended about some of the backlash he's getting for the song he sang on that mocks people for being too easily offended. Even the Hardtimes couldn't top real life right now. This song just keeps on giving.


https://loudwire.com/monster-truck-jon-harvey-super-offended-backlash-dont-tell-me-how-to-live/

Awwww poor baby. But he's totally not a snowflake, right?

This is one of the least creative pieces of music ever made. I think I heard the 1:1 playthrough of this song in my head before I even hit the play button.

A single song brought an entire generation of liberals to their knees.

The song is so bad it makes for a hilarious meme.

But anyway, nothing like a white guy who grew up rich in Michigan wanting to be a southern belle.

You don’t get it snowflake, he had such a hard time growing up in his million dollar ranch mansion.

Same tbh. Because at the end of the day it doesn't matter whether you're black white brown green or purple. We all gotta struggle the same way growing up in our ranch mansions.

im blue

Songs as dumb as the fucking people who like it

This is so horrendous that it's like giving reasons to the people he is criticizing not to question their ideas.

The funniest part of this is 2:49. That man stepped out of a time machine

ratm wish they could be this cool

I lost my virginity to this song

sounds like accidently snorting glass

the worst part about this song is not any of the dorky shit you guys are bitching about it but rather the fact that he stole the entire thing from a song called Don't Tell Me How To Live by Monster Truck just like what he did when he stole All Summer Long from Lynyrd Skynyrd

That song is also cliche af [HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] core but sure.

Werewolves of London + Sweet Home Alabama = All Summer Long tho

that's even worse

"the worst part about this song is not any of the dorky shit you guys are bitching about it but rather the fact that he stole the entire thing from a song called Don't Tell Me How To Live by Monster Truck just like what he did when he stole All Summer Long from Lynyrd Skynyrd"

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It's so blatant, it doesn't even attempt to be artistically sneaky like Coldplay's Viva La Vida on If I Could Fly.

"that's even worse"
what is

that's really not so bad, because monster truck himself appears in the video singing the song. not like skynard actually appeared in the "all summer long video". but i guess it does prove that kid rock really likes riding off of other people's ideas.

Can we censure senator kid rock over this video. Take away his committee assignments also.

Werewolves of London + Sweet Home Alabama + the drum intro from Smells Like Teen Spirit = All Summer Long tho*