Would love another series if they aren't rushed into writing it like the second. First series is absolute gold.
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I hope this isn't just a one time thing.
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These aren't tears of sadness because you're leaving me
I've just been cutting onions
I'm making a lasagna
...for one
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I'm not upset because you left me this way
My eyes are just a little sweaty today
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The most impressive thing is that almost every line of most songs on their first album is good enough to be quoted. No filler.
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What We Do In The Shadows was one the best movies of 2014
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We're werewolves, not swearwolves!
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THE HUMANS ARE DEAD (I'm glad they are dead)
THE HUMANS ARE DEAAAD (I notice they're dead)
WE USED POISONOUS GASES (With traces of lead)
AND WE POISONED THEIR ASSES
(Actually, It was their lungs)
BINARY SOLO
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Come on sucker lick my battery
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Boogie!
Boogie!
Boogie!
Robo-Boogie!
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A man is lying on the street
Some punk's chopped off his head
I'm the only one who stops
To see if he's dead
Mmm...
Turns out he's dead
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Won't somebody please remove these cutleries from my knees?
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Best song they've ever done is still the Bus Driver Song. I wish more people knew about it.
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Bus Driver is great! In my opinion though their best pre-series song has to be Jenny! Cracks me up every time!
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Hot leggy blonde
You got it goin' on
Wanna see you wearin' that thong thong thong
See you get it on to the break of dawn
Bluh muh mmm muh PANTIES ON!
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I had a budgie but it died...
Woah woah
I like... Pie
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And when you're on the street
Depending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top 3 good-lookin girls on the street
(Depending on the street)
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IT'S BUSINESS TIME
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Best fuckin band of all jabroni
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You're so beautiful...
Like a tree...
Or a high class prostitute...
You're so beautiful you could be an air hostess in the sixties.
You're so beautiful...
You could be a part time model (but you'd probably still have to keep your normal job)
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And I can't believe
That I am sharing a kebab
With the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen with a kebab
Oooooo-oo-oooo
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Why don't we leave?
Let's go to my house we can feel each other up on the couch?
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My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies on Sputnik pregnant
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It's business time
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BOWIE'S IN SPAAAAAAACE
;_;
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what we do in the shadows rawks
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I had a budgie
but it died
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BOWIEEEEEE'SSSSS IN SPAAAAACE
Phaser's on funky!
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POP AN APPLE IN HIS ASS, YEAH
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