It will probably be removed just like the other teaser.

D-Wade found his Scottie Pippen

The fuck.

hahahahahaha holy crap what was that? On a side-note, how ridiculous was that "welcome party" for Bosh, Wade, and James?

ugh why is Matt Shadows such a fucking bro

gay

error: you said teaser in the title

On a side-note, how ridiculous was that "welcome party" for Bosh, Wade, and James?

Oh, just release the damned video already so we can laugh at it.

Yeah, Favre should send LBJ a thank-you card for making him look normal again. LBJ just likes having his ego stroked a little too much. Too bad he picked a team where he's not the best basketball player

dude, even O.J. simpson is thanking LBJ at this point. outside of miami that guy is public enemy #1 right now

Something in my balls are telling me is telling me this is going to suck.

A7X sucking? Nahhhhhh

yeah they suck

Thanks for info, I feel informed now

Ire stop hitting your head

God, just look at this picture. Look at the guy on the right.

I reckon the only reason I'm gonna check out the album at all is 'cause of Portnoy.

BeSt SoNg EvEr.

But noes I'm kidding guyse.

i'll never get that 19 seconds back..........

yea i totally agree, because of Portnoy ill check this out. not expecting much tho

everytime this song plays on the radio at work i wanna kill someone.
it's such an awful song

just look at the guy in the middle with the jack daniels shirt.
he looks like such a dumbass

that picture is old as hell though, not that it changes much

Holy shit that was terrible. WOW!

Also, completely unrelated but nonetheless hilarious...

This is the new sign when entering Akron, Ohio.

http://twitpic.com/23wng6

reading the comments for the vid is more entertaining then the lame vid itself

LBJ needs to feed his ego with an hour long special dedicated to his personal decision and his talents he brings to South Beach to make up for the fact that he has an abnormally small penis.

I'm so watching this video later!!

gators gonna gaitt

Heat + Lebron + his overinflated ego = 0 championships. He obviously realized that he couldn't win a title on his own. Kobe proved he pretty much could and MJ said "Give me Scottie, some other guys, 1 big white guy, and 1 little white guy and i will go get that trophy."

And that A7X pic is REALLY old. C'mon they gave uup on the goth thing years ago!

i would say the mighty have fallen but they were never good lol

I listened to the Metalhammer review of this. Some highlights:

1. The first half of "Nightmare" sounds like City of Evil.
2. A lot of stuff isn't conventional, but it works!
3. "Welcome to the Family" is like Metallica played by AFI.
4. The lyrics are fucking heartbreaking.
5. On "God Hates Us," the singer sounds fuckin' angry! Also he's full of emotion.
6. This album's lyrical content will MAKE YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.
7. You will feel more connected with the singer after you listen to this.
8. Did we mention that the lyrics are really great?
9. It fuckin' rules.
10. IT'S YOUR FUCKIN' NIGHTMARE!!

Check it out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb_vrT8qfo0

11. Ok A7X there is your review, so time to pay up. (Reviewer unzips pants...) Shadows you are up first after that nonsense i had to spew about your lyrics.

IT'S YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE


video sucks even more than the band.

@AgentZero: Nah, Shadows would enjoy that.

I can't check the link because i'm at work, but why are you posting news for a teaser when there's an official video with full lyrics floating around on youtube?

I don't know, I just thought Synyster Gates smashing his head against a door was pretty cool

Heres the third teaser: http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=21087482&blogId=537028249

True Locrian. So would metalhammer for that matter. They having been sucking at the teats of this band for awhile. Their "biggest band in the world" in the last few years if i am not mistaken.

lol at teasers for a most likely shit album that the scene kids will jizz on, then have a baby with.

btw: 8bit, to link things, all you have to do is go (url)the link(/url)

except with square brackets.

hope that helps in some way, shape or form.

@AgentZero: True, in the sense of "biggest ego."

Thanks Shadow

I don't know, I just thought Synyster Gates smashing his head against a door was pretty cool

But Synyster is supposed to be about safety

I don't care, I thought it was going to be deleted anyways if you'd look at my first comment.

You can say delete in a news thread

Better now, buddy?