...Wait, this isn’t pop punk

I can predict when a news article was submitted by snide with 99.7% accuracy

so with all the horrid crap they are, at least they didn't add hatred of pizza on the list

@robotmagician: what are the other 0.3%?

but they’re eating it with forks and knives. what is wrong with these people

if can I get a version of this song without the horrible bullshit about pizza it's a 5

Looool calm down with the news articles my man.

In the words of Broly.

“Trash will always be trash.”

fronz is such an ugly motherfucker damn

"but they’re eating it with forks and knives"
oh no, that's not gonna do at all! that's where I draw the line!

I feel triggered as shit right now.

I legitimately have had people throw money at me and slam the door on my face when I was a pizza delivery driver.

I believe that pizza truly is the greatest food ever created. But Attila is equivalent of totino's frozen thincrust.

Hi I'm Tennessee, a pizza freak, and I have a secret. I am Pizza Totino's Boy.

i put em in my mouth five times a day

Damn I really want to eat pizza now

Totinos is the kind of food you deep freeze and it still goes bad.
Attila is the kind of band you deep freeze and all that happens is their shrieks become kinda froggish.

HORSE the band Pizza>

Stopped reading after Partycore

I gotta know who keeps giving these guys money for this sad excuse for the sad-excuse-for-music genre they play. Shriek rap? Who asked for this? Isn’t Brokencyde actually dead now?

Attila isn't a fad like BrokeNCYDE was. Their fanbase is still very much alive.

"their complete dissatisfaction with anyone who would ruin a perfectly good pizza with pineapple."

Fuck this band. FUCK this band

I cannot eat pineapple anymore without being sick after I got food poisoning from one and I still think that Darius is right, pineapple >> attilas entire discography

better band than black malachite

Is Paige in the vid

"Their fanbase is still very much alive."

unlike botdf fans who typically decide at some point that they need to grow tf up and be adults.

this band is an abortion, and their food taste is an abortion too.

why post this when the song had already been out for like a week, plus it's bad

I genuinely question what the demographic for this band is. I guess it's just for edgy "it's not a phase" 14 year olds.

Fucking nonsense.
Song sucks.

I prefer to eat pizza with knife and fork

Seriously why do snides articles even get approved

I swear my articles would only have like 5 comments if all the comments about it being a Snide article were removed.

Take that as a sign mate

I like Snide news articles. Brings us all together

I'm sorry but pineapple is actually a good topping. jk I'm not sorry

I never understood why pineapple offends some people so much. Fruit and cheese together is pretty common. People that sperg out over which pizza toppings are acceptable or not are mentally ill, pizza is great with any random assortment of toppings really, it's pizza.

Bruh yes the more toppings the better. Why can't people grasp this concept

This is the cheesiest song they've ever done.

*bum dum tss*

*golf clap*

People aren't actually upset about pineapple on pizza, it's a meme

I know it's a meme too but some people are actually grossed out by it.

It's definitely a real thing in addition to being a meme

fronz must be like 35

Yeah I don't get why people take the topic so seriously. Like if any aspect of your personality involves getting faux-angry or actual-angry about pineapple on pizza, you're probably a boring person with no real life or goals or humanity and you probably like Black Malachite

People who hate pineapple annoy me almost as much as people who order cheese pizza

The correct way to order pizza is:

primary toppings pizza you like #1
primary toppings pizza you like #2
large pepperoni
small cheese and garlic

BAM you have everything you need

optional sides:

chicken wings in ranch dipping sauce
garlic bread
garlic and cheese bread
chicken and garlic and cheese and chicken and sauce and garlic and bread and cheese on pizza

Yeah just not cheese pizza. Like seriously why are you eating pizza if you're literally not going to put anything on it. Those are the types of people who have like three things they're willing to eat.

Mushroom + Canadian Bacon best toppings fight me

Why would I fight you about the type of food you want to eat
It's not like I'm gonna eat your pizza

game changer: https://i.imgur.com/gJdr01W.jpg

Could totally work but those slices are way too big. Pizza excels with smaller toppings. That banana is just taking up way too much real estate.

Love that this thread is favorable to pineapples on pizza.
Freaking delicious in my opinion. Now if some people put cilantro on pizza I may have to intervene.

"Mushroom + Canadian Bacon best toppings fight me"

Eh canadian bacon is one of the few toppings i've never really liked personally. Not sure why

chicken
anchovies

mushroom pesto tomato olives chilli chicken and a ton of mozzarella makes the best pizza

also on a thin but soft sourdough base

fite me

It's so cute to see you barbaric americans talk about pizza like you've ever tasted a real pizza. Like wtf am I reading here. Chicken Wings as a side dish for pizza? Gtfo. All of Italy just died of disgust.

@ Sinternet. You have no excuse for that horrible mishmash of way too many strong flavors, because you're a britbonger and you should have tasted a real pizza at some point in your life.

lol that's exactly the pizza I had in venice so fuck off mate go learn some shit

The Nobel prize for comedy awaits

"lol that's exactly the pizza I had in venice so fuck off mate go learn some shit"

Venice. That was not at all some tourist pizza or something.

thin but not soft base.

Tomatoes, Mozarella, Oregano, Rucola and some Mushrooms. Restraint.

Or just put all the toppings in the world on it. Moar toppings. Moar taste. Moar good.

my question is, have you ever tried a REAL pizza? I mean, with REAL mozzarella on it. Not that garbage they call "mozzarella" in North America, or most of Europe

DEATH TO FALSE PIZZA.

and DEATH TO FALSE METAL too

Generally I side with Ed on this but...

One of the first things I did when I visited New York about six years ago was go to a pizza parlour (they're called parlours right?) and asked if they could make me an extra large pizza with EVERY topping on it (think there were about 25 toppings).

The waitress looked at me like I was an insane man and it did cost $30 or something stupid. It was actually really good and I finished it much to her surprise. People I was with weren't surprised because they know I can pack it away when I've starved myself beforehand.

Out of every country I went to in Europe, Italy had the worst pizza. Best was in Belgium.

That said, chicken wings go with anything.

That said, acting elitist about pizza is weird

acting elitist about pizza is weird [2]

Just let people eat pizza how they want lol

I mean we're all turning it into poop anyway. Food is literally just required sustenance. It's the only thing I'll never understand getting elitist about. If it tastes good, eat it.

Taking me seriously when I'm just trolling is pretty weird. [Also acting elitist about Music is just as weird and People on Sputnik do it 24/7 and without the slightest hint of irony.]

On a serious note. If your Pizza in Italy was bad, you were eating at the wrong place.

I'm sure you could say that for anywhere in the world

HORSE the band Pizza> [2]

Also, it's all about that jalapeno/onion/canadian bacon/extra cheese combo

Italian Pizza is the best Pizza and Italian Pasta is the best Pasta.

Disagreed

All about that New York and Chicago pizzaaaaaa.

Also, the absolute worst offenders are the people who put ketchup on their pizza.

No Ketchup on Pasta is worse.

I have never once heard of people putting ketchup on their pizza. I threw up in my mouth a little.

I still see it happen to this day. Maybe it's just one of those southern things, like dipping your fries in mayo. Ugh.

Italians are so funny because they’re obsessed with the sanctity of their food. Most of your food was invented in the last few hundred years because of tomatoes from the americas lol

People who put ketchup on steak are going to hell

As well as people who get their steak well done.

I like my steak medium rare

That's how it's supposed to be done. And I might be the minority here, but as I mentioned fries earlier, I don't get why people will dip their fries into their Wendy's frosty.

Wendy's is fucking terrible; In n Out and Qdoba are fast food master race

We have already had the pizza underground...Macauly Culkin's band dedicated to pizza. Do we really need this?

I get light sauce too, my dude. Ain't tryin' to have that indigestion.

Light sauce [3]
Although personally I always get triple cheese with stuffed crust

Hawaii pizza it is. This got me hungry af.

I wish you could stuff crust a pizza with taco toppings

Do it

Help me

Just give me extra sauce and stuffed crust on a pepperoni pizza and I'm good to go.

Stuffed crust is the ultimate type of pizza don't at me.

Stuffed crust is the ultimate type of pizza don't at me. [2]

As look as it's cooked properly, I can't imagine a bad tasting pizza. I never did give a shit about the toppings tbh

Italian pizza is good, but just good.

They're not wrong, pineapple on pizza is fuckin horrendous. Only absolute peasants eat that garbage.

"@bloc what if i put apple and honey on your pizza"

I'd just take them off lol

Peanut butter on pizza is master race

BlackMalachite, your taste in food is just as awful as your taste in music.

Only basic bitches hate pineapple on pizza.

Peanut butter on pizza? What in the entire fuck?

pineapple on pizza is goat
attila is trash

snide why
[2]

Idk, the band alltogether is trash, but Fronzak is still pretty dope vocalist (lyrics are a different thing) - - - and Hawaii pizza is great...

the pineapple bit was fucking hilarious

Still a terrible topping.

Triple cheese pizza with stuffed crust, light on sauce is master race
The same but with peanut butter on top is secondary master race
The same as the master race but with sour patch watermelon gummies on top is tertiary master race

If you put candy on your pizza then you are an enemy of the state.

so you dont like pineaple on your pizza but will gladly put sour patch gummies on it hmmmmmm

It's all just pastry and toppings, lads, it's literally the most versatile food on the planet. Why people don't get that is beyond me. You can have anything on pizza and it will work, it's just shit baked on bread

Y'all motherfuckers like some weird shit on your pizza.

HORSE the Band made a whole EP dedicated to Pizza back in 06. They're the originators of pizza appreciation in metal. Haha.

This was actually kind of entertaining. Maybe they should stick to jokes from now on.

@thealways, love HtB. saw they have a new EP coming out via crypto currency or something ridiculous like that

also, f sour patch kids. makes my tongue all dead n swollen

"You're gonna be working pre hard to scrape all that honey off your pizza

besides it's gonna be the tomato sauce replacement"

Ooh, you got me there. However, I can do what normally do when eating food I don't like and that's breathing through mouth while eating to stifle the taste.

hmu with the pep please

@momentsofclartity Holy crap, another HtB fan!!! And they're really releasing a new EP after 11 years?