cool story bro.

the important thing to take away is that there's a new John Mayer album coming. colour me excited.


couldn't care less about this whole TSwift revenge lyrics bullshit on either end though

^ this. Who cares about this gossip garbage

The first sentence in your second (really only) paragraph has both redundancy and grammatical errors.

you're kinda like 3 years late, bro. (at John Mayer)

but I suppose it's warranted, I don't like Dear John the song. too slow.

What is this, some damn teenage tabloid?

you'll be in the middle of probably very rough make up sex, floyd.

Paper Doll off his salon to be released

John Mayer salon and spa.

Wow, Andcas was beat to the punch. I can't believe it but at least now you a have a understudy for your future TMZ Career.

Nice John, now Taylor has three albums worth of material

White people beef at it's finest.

we can only hope

This is stupid they should both settle their problems with a game of basketball.

Thought this would be an andcas article.

I wish Scrubs was still on the air so Dr. Cox could give his 2 cents on the matter

probably something along the lines of this

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7syju94zp1qmjnsgo1_500.png

I couldn't possibly care less about why he wrote it.
It's a cool little jam, though.

Why doesn't he try not being a complete douche so people don't have any reason to write songs about him.

How did this news article get approved? This is terribly written. Couldn't give less of a fuck about either one of these two.

"I wish Scrubs was still on the air so Dr. Cox could give his 2 cents on the matter"

once and a while treb...once and a while some nuggets of gold come out and this is one of them

Wrote it on my iPhone whilst pooping, which could be taken as a metaphor- ill fix it up

I thought JM wasn't going to sing anymore? I'm glad to hear that I was wrong about that. This is pretty good stuff.

"This is stupid they should both settle their problems with a game of basketball."

Shirts vs Blouses?

Blouses always win, man...

It should be Shirts vs. Nothing.

this is dumb the real news is a new album of jm jams m/

Shocked this wasn't submitted by andcas

score

my articles are at least funny

andcas how is your life today im goin shopping later i need butter and other dairy products

almond milk that sounds cool but i cant eat fibre it makes my bowels shit out blood, i got some cookie crisp cereal it sucks dick but the kids like it!

OP, if you were given an enema you'd fit in a matchbox. This post is rubbish and I hope you rot.

easy there charlie g

yea jm rocks pleasantly surprised he has a new album so soon after only a year

Good song, but it kind of took him awhile to reply to Swift's song... it's kind of like he's digging up an old thing a little bit.

Despite all the swift stuff, the song is great. I think the reason he ky just replied is due to Swift recently responding to Mayer about him being childish, vain and indulgent to think the song is about him, even though it obviously his - so, must have been time to hit back he thought

But who was grammar?