Best Albums Pitchfork Hated

2012-12-18 by breakingthefragile | 82 Comments
Alternative newspaper The Village Voice has taken it upon themselves to heavily criticize music website Pitchfork by calling them out on their opinions of certain albums released this past year. The Village Voice has done this by compiling a list of the supposedly "best" albums Pitchfork has "hated" throughout 2012. The list recalls albums of all genres from all throughout the year that the staff of Pitchfork has happened to have views of that aren't exactly favorable. Every album on the list quotes the reason for Pitchfork disliking the album, and is accompanied by a long explanation for why they are factually wrong and why you should always disagree with Pitchfork as well.

Because we all know that there can only be one factual opinion of every album ever made, and that The Village Voice obviously has the right ones, it is surely a relief that unbiased innovators such as The Village Voice have bravely risen to put an end to the tabloid tyranny spawned from Pitchfork.

The list in its entirety can be read here:

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/music/2012/12/the_best_albums_pitchfork_hated.php

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breakingthefragile
December 18th 2012
3104 Comments


Since I know how much everyone on this site simply adores Pitchfork, I thought I'd post this news.

lou1000
December 18th 2012
1160 Comments


i actually like pitchfork

Tijnmans
December 18th 2012
395 Comments


I would rather see a list of Pitchfork best new music albums that are complete shit!

evilford
December 18th 2012
71772 Comments


lol the village voice criticizing pitchfork

breakingthefragile
December 18th 2012
3104 Comments


The Village Voice folks, once again proving that they are the fairest site, and have the most correct
and unbiased opinions out of anyone. Just remember though, if you have your own opinions or have a
reputation of everyone disagreeing with you, they'll slam you in an article.

oltnabrick
December 18th 2012
41085 Comments


Pitchfork gave GKMC like a 9.8 or something like that lol

SeaAnemone
December 18th 2012
21427 Comments


what a cunt move
fuck the Village Voice, P4K-bashing is so 2009

Trebor.
Emeritus
December 18th 2012
60333 Comments


The village voice is awful

Trebor.
Emeritus
December 18th 2012
60333 Comments


Hey since we have no creativity let's write articles about other websites that write articles

Funeralopolis
December 18th 2012
14586 Comments


pitchfork is alright, although I rarely agree with their ratings they bring to light some interesting artists every now and then.

Trebor.
Emeritus
December 18th 2012
60333 Comments


Their decimal system is irrelevant a lot of the time I find
Like giving The Moon & Antarctica a 9.8, like just 10 that shit my word

breakingthefragile
December 18th 2012
3104 Comments


This just really got on my nerves, the audacity of it. Wrote my rant in the comments of the article.

chaseguitar
December 18th 2012
761 Comments


where the fuck is Alt-J on that list?

spiralk
December 18th 2012
36 Comments


might be a bit of a cunt move, but that village voice writer is actually right about almost everything.

spiralk
December 18th 2012
36 Comments


where the fuck is Alt-J on that list [2]

gosk8n
December 18th 2012
1093 Comments


you guys see pitchforks top 100 songs.... ugh

HSThomas
December 18th 2012
668 Comments


One bunch of elitists telling another bunch of elitists their opinion is invalid because they don't agree with them.

Sounds exactly like sputnikmusic.

Buzzkillr
December 18th 2012
1541 Comments


butthurt much? lol

also, Lana Del Ray is awful.

anarchistfish
December 18th 2012
30566 Comments


I like pitchfork but they suck arcade fire and radiohead's dicks so much

and in a user voted top 200 albums between 1996-2011, the only godspeed album was lift your skinny
fists at #189.

but this article is awful. I don't even know what the village voice is but no self respecting music
media source bases their opinions in terms of another one's

you guys see pitchforks top 100 songs.... ugh

yeah they basically got the right bands' weaker songs with a few awful artists (lol nicki minaj)
littered in

Brostep
Emeritus
December 18th 2012
4491 Comments


Fantastic comment Alex, it's not often that when someone disagrees with a blog they actually eloquently and specifically display that disagreement.

breakingthefragile
December 18th 2012
3104 Comments


Thanks Brostep, they probably won't even get back to me, but I just really needed to express my feelings over this. Articles like this really aren't making the music community a nice place. It took sputnik a long time to be recognized as a legitimate source for professional opinions on music because of the concern of a user-based site acting exactly how these clowns are acting with this article.

omnipanzer
December 18th 2012
21827 Comments


Thank you for the insightful and opinion free news article.
Belsnickel deems you IMPISH!

Buzzkillr
December 18th 2012
1541 Comments


"you guys see pitchforks top 100 songs.... ugh"

the inclusion of 2 chief keef songs in there was fucking hilarious. they actually seem to believe his music is deep
or something

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
December 18th 2012
31879 Comments


love the voice

hate p4k

so i lold

breakingthefragile
December 18th 2012
3104 Comments


"Thank you for the insightful and opinion free news article. Belsnickel deems you IMPISH!"

A little sarcasm here and there ain't never hurt nobody.

Surtur
December 18th 2012
637 Comments


The Village Voice's 2nd best metal album of the year was that awful Morbid Angel Ilud Divinum Insanus remix album, so their opinion should automatically be invalid anyway...

auberginedreams
December 18th 2012
6678 Comments


pitchfork is cool sometimes but they have the most laughable taste in hip-hop. like they need to just
realize that they are simply too damn white and have no business reviewing anything resembling rap,
it's like reading the source or xxl review the national or bon iver or something.

LowStandards
December 18th 2012
154 Comments


I disdain pitchfork, but this was pretty stupid too. I can understand refuting shitty and/or undeserved criticism on albums, but writing an article to do so based on another site's - a site you clearly and openly dislike - reviews is nothing but detrimental. I don't know why the writer thought this was a good idea in the first place. Hell, it seemed like all he was doing was trying to validate/defend albums he liked.

spiralk
December 18th 2012
36 Comments


"A little sarcasm here and there ain't never hurt nobody."

so you basically did to village voice what they did to p4k. isn't that a dick move too, or that's ok because they started it?

breakingthefragile
December 18th 2012
3104 Comments


..............I made tiny little sarcastic comment joking about how The Village Voice has blatantly
made an entire list where they are arrogantly saying their opinions are right and Pitchfork's are
wrong just because. Explain to me how the hell I'm doing the same thing as them in any way? I'm not
saying their opinions are wrong and Pitchfork's are right, I'm saying their behavior is ridiculous
because Pitchfork where the one's who got attacked by them. So I'm automatically attacking a
publications opinions on albums and making a list about it because I think their actions are wrong?
That is not the same thing in any way. You're telling me that saying little things implying that I
think The Village Voice are being asshole-ish for this list is the same as calling out another music
site because they disagree with my opinion? Are you mental?

breakingthefragile
December 18th 2012
3104 Comments


I am calm. Why do you guys always automatically think I'm pissed off whenever I give an elaborate
reply explaining myself?

theacademy
Staff Reviewer
December 18th 2012
31879 Comments


he's just afraid you'll break the fragile

Kiran
Emeritus
December 18th 2012
6134 Comments


half expected this article to be written by kevin barnes

spiralk
December 18th 2012
36 Comments


saying that their behaviour is ridiculous in their comments section and writing an article on another music website to diss them are two completely different things. you did both. first was ok, second not so much.

Spec
December 18th 2012
41444 Comments


People here love pitchfork because where else would they find their dull and boring indie music.

breakingthefragile
December 18th 2012
3104 Comments


Valid point. I really just did it because the fact that they made the idea of the list is ridiculous, and since this site doesn't really like Pitchfork all that much I thought the reactions would be interesting. My remarks may have not been in good conduct and weren't necessary in the article, but I think they were deserving of them.

drasticaction74
December 18th 2012
1947 Comments


the village voice is gayrite?

spiralk
December 18th 2012
36 Comments


woa, that was way too civilized a rebuttal for sputnik's standards!

you're cool man :-)

iGuter
December 18th 2012
459 Comments


I love pitchfork, but I do agree that they're a bunch of hypocritical hipsters.

iGuter
December 18th 2012
459 Comments


I don't think this article justifies enough of the "good music" they hated. Why not go on Metacritic and see what was critically acclaimed and see if Pitchfork gave a negative response.

breakingthefragile
December 18th 2012
3104 Comments


@spiralk Sorry about the mental comment as well, I was just really perplexed and did not see where your accusations were coming from at all. I do now though, so we're cool.

paxman
December 18th 2012
4084 Comments


Lol you softies

lachis
December 18th 2012
240 Comments


lost interest as soon as i had to go to the next page to keep reading.

also pitchfork blows. hipster bullshit.

xist
December 19th 2012
171 Comments


Just seen their Metal top ten of 2012....Illud Divinum Insanus -- The Remixes is at two...........THE SECOND BEST METAL ALBUM OF 2012?



ILJ
December 19th 2012
6942 Comments


oh man i was expecting something funnier.

flaffy
December 19th 2012
170 Comments


hipsters calling other hipsters hipsters.

dimsim3478
December 19th 2012
8987 Comments


Calling Pitchfork out on their opinions is an action probably based on the idea that "good music" is an objective classification...

DotEight
December 19th 2012
5704 Comments


"hipsters calling other hipsters hipsters."

My sentiments exactly.

LowStandards
December 19th 2012
154 Comments


"Calling Pitchfork out on their opinions is an action probably based on the idea that "good music" is an objective classification..."

So you've never differentiated subjectivity and objectivity, eh? In any form of art something can be objectively good or bad. It's just asshats like P4K and /mu/ that think someone who listens to objectively good music is superior, which is idiotic and petty, that destroy the differentiation between subjectivity and objectivity.

"hipsters calling other hipsters hipsters."

Pretty much this, though.


Cygnatti
December 19th 2012
36399 Comments


"hipsters calling other hipsters hipsters."

...what exactly is a hipster nowadays?

digimental101
December 19th 2012
86 Comments


^Anyone who is narcissistic and spends too much time on the Internet and their cellphone.

Monstar1790
December 19th 2012
209 Comments


since when do 6.8 and 6.5 ratings equal hate...or 5.5 for that matter

idiots

Cygnatti
December 19th 2012
36399 Comments


"^Anyone who is narcissistic and spends too much time on the Internet and their cellphone."

so basically a smug computer nerd? I don't think that's right.

jackalope11
December 19th 2012
330 Comments


Didn't actually listen to any of these albums except Born to Die.

mrbloke
December 19th 2012
200 Comments


didn't know a high 6 counted as hating. This site sounds like a bunch of disgrunted Needle Drop subscribers.

Cygnatti
December 19th 2012
36399 Comments


http://www.theonion.com/articles/pitchfork-gives-music-68,2278/

oltnabrick
December 19th 2012
41085 Comments


LOLOL

bach
December 19th 2012
16968 Comments


It's a different place without Insurrection.

breakingthefragile
December 19th 2012
3104 Comments


Wait, Insurrection left? lol.

ShadowRemains
December 19th 2012
28717 Comments


It's a better place without Insurrection.

fyp

bach
December 19th 2012
16968 Comments


Banned.


Aids
December 19th 2012
24954 Comments


"like they need to just
realize that they are simply too damn white and have no business reviewing anything resembling rap"

next person that says something like this gets my cold boot in their slimy cunt

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 19th 2012
32288 Comments


Not a fan of P4K, but this is pointless

someguest
December 19th 2012
30519 Comments


Perspective.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 19th 2012
32288 Comments


simply awful

someguest
December 19th 2012
30519 Comments


pitchfork is balls and you're all the chin

someguest
December 19th 2012
30519 Comments


fuck that pseudo afroican

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 19th 2012
32288 Comments


pitchfork is balls and you're all the chin


so higher up and further away?

someguest
December 19th 2012
30519 Comments


yeah. the distance could be comparable to how long it takes a staff member to become a mod.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
December 19th 2012
32288 Comments


I'm a pretty tall guy

Aids
December 19th 2012
24954 Comments


Deviant. I believe it is "just awful"

newjunkaesthetic93
December 19th 2012
1871 Comments


Honestly I don't mind Pitchfork. They're opinions are a little weird at times, but the same can be said about any music review site. I don't know why any one would think The Village Voice is more credible.

TheSpirit
Emeritus
December 19th 2012
30304 Comments


I don't see why everyone is so up in arms about this, if one of our staff posted a blog like this everyone would love it. i mean xeno (who i love) posted his top albums with fucking cat expressions, how is that any less ridiculous? not to mention their counter claims are better written than 80% of the reviews on this site.

Chrisjon89
December 19th 2012
3833 Comments


I've seen some really well written stuff on Pitchfork. I remember they always trashed The Mars Volta though, even the early stuff. And I also remember a really really bad Coltrane review.

But aside from overhype I don't mind that site.

Kiran
Emeritus
December 19th 2012
6134 Comments


I don't see why everyone is so up in arms about this, if one of our staff posted a blog like this everyone would love it. i mean xeno (who i love) posted his top albums with fucking cat expressions, how is that any less ridiculous? not to mention their counter claims are better written than 80% of the reviews on this site.


when it gets to the point where village voice, whose writers and editors publish their own opinions on music, begin to write about why another music website, whose editors and writers have their very own opinions about the same music, is wrong, it gets a little absurd. readers will align themselves to whichever publication they find caters to their tastes the best, or that they enjoy the most. this meta inter-publication bullshit is totally irrelevant.


what pitchfork thinks shouldn't matter so much to village voice that they have to redeem these albums or defend them. they should've just written about them, like normal people.




digimental101
December 20th 2012
86 Comments


"so basically a smug computer nerd? I don't think that's right."

That's what I would call anyone who spends more than an hour on here daily.

hankdee27
May 14th 2013
259 Comments


I love how much people are trying to please each other on the internet. Really? Who the hell am I going to impress by saying that I love Swans? Probably some fat fuck with Dorrito sauce on his chin?

evilford
May 14th 2013
71772 Comments


damn

MO
May 14th 2013
24251 Comments


lol

klap
Emeritus
May 14th 2013
12410 Comments


a wild necromancer appears

Necrotica
May 14th 2013
10693 Comments


Floating World by Anathallo

Necrotica
May 14th 2013
10693 Comments


Oh, just this year, never mind



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