That was funny

teehee

haha i thought it was pretty funny. at least they can take the piss out of themselves. i dont know why they get so much hate...

Wow
gay

"haha i thought it was pretty funny. at least they can take the piss out of themselves. i dont know why they get so much hate..."

I do. It's because their music sucks balls.

dot dot dot

saw that one dude and thought it was an episode of The League

kinda lol'd

this is painfully unfunny.

I think they're officially a troll band.

I want to see what happens when they perform. It'll be funny. Anyone remember what happened to Ashlee Simpson at the orange bowl?

That was not funny whatsoever.

nice try Alternative Comedy community, but that was worse than if SNL were to pull this shit

That was pretty bad. And I went into it with tempered expectations, what with Nickelback being involved and all.

I was actually hoping to lol at a Nickelback response.

I like some of Funny Or Die's stuff, but this is just awful

Funny or Die?

Gonna have to go with die.

i fucking hate nickelback but it's cool to see that they at least have a sense of humor and can make fun of themselves.

That's the worst part about it
They are admitting they suck and they don't care or aspire to be better

fuck sakes

Actually kind of funny.

Okay, I'm not too sure, but I don't think that that was actually Nickelback... could be wrong though.

like three very very light chuckles through that video

I didn't laugh at that video, but I do like that they can take the piss out of themselves a bit.

Wasn't as awkward as I expected it to be

Who cares. Some people like Nickelback, I don't. However, their 50 million album sales prove that they are worth something to some people. Let people like who they like.

Made me realize I hate Chad Kroeger more than I hate the actual band...

lame as fuck

Who cares. Some people like Nickelback, I don't. However, their 50 million album sales prove that they are worth something to some people. Let people like who they like.

tl;dr csb gtfo

wow

very similar to the intro to sum 41's "still waiting" video.

Yeah, I really don't think that they are really Nickelback.

very similar to the intro to sum 41's "still waiting" video.

Because there is a band, in an office, talking to executives?

and both are gay hehehhe

OMG PEOPLE MAKE MUSIC I DON'T LIKE I HATE THEM THEY'RE ALL TERRIBLE PEOPLE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU CHAD KROEGER FUCK THE BAND FUCK THEM AND PEOPLE LIKE THEM AW MAN FUCK THEM I MEAN I'VE ONLY HEARD THREE NICKEBACK SONGS BUT I'VE GIVEN THEIR ALBUMS 1s SO I CAN SAY I PRETTY MUCH AM THEIR BIGGEST HATER UGH WORST BAND EVER

no I don't like them but I felt the need to summarize the posts in this so this wouldn't be at the top of the notifications for two weeks.

You're so clever.

It's ok to dislike things that suck

Would you rather everyone comment like this:


I don't care for their music, but I respect them for doing what they love. Keep up the good work Nickelback

That's be cool, actually.

Being neutral sucks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeKTtkH_8Tc

That wasn't very funny.

They aren't even that bad. Like, they're a 2-2.5 on average, but acting like they're the worst band in existence is more of a stupid meme than actual opinions of people. All they are is a generally mediocre band that embodies mid-2000's "hard rock/rock n' roll" with "generic radio country". I'd even dare to say they've even had a couple rather catchy songs in their entire discography, they're a rarity but mostly their albums are just kind of bland rather than "omg terrible worst band ever xDDDD"

There is definitely worse stuff out there
crunkcore and scene shit and deathcore mostly

Bullshit. Gabethepiratesquid is a Nickelback fanboy.

I hate Freddy Kroeger I mean Chad Kroeger more than I do their music. The guy is such a talentless turd.

ur not to bright up top and dark and dingy down below

it was funny but holy jesus chad kroeger looks like a douche/little bitch

Is that what your boyfriend says to you? @none

looks like he's been sucking a few too many chodes as of late

and by that i mean his own

Is that what your boyfriend says to you?

"Bullshit. Gabethepiratesquid is a Nickelback fanboy."
If by "fanboy" you mean "have actually listened to them to get my opinion of the band rather than listen to maybe a single or two with preconcieved notions and then get an avatar that says 'Is Nickelback the worst band ever? YES xDDDD'", then yeah I'm their biggest fan I guess.

"I hate Freddy Kroeger I mean Chad Kroeger more than I do their music. The guy is such a talentless turd."
'I hate a guy because he makes music I don't like grrrrr'

god damnit.

"Is that what your boyfriend says to you? @none"
Holy shit this guy is kind of dumb. First "Freddy Kroeger" than bad gay jokes.

See how pissed off he's getting? I bet he's listening to Nickelback right now. Pumping his fists along to the rock and roll.

Yeah it makes me extremely bad being from michigan and having nickelback in my state let alone playing at a lions game... although the "your the sex appeal. you got it." was pretty funny...

"See how pissed off he's getting? I bet he's listening to Nickelback right now. Pumping his fists along to the rock and roll."

No, I'm not pissed but you insulting people seems to be...uh...well I guess I can say I've heard similar things said when I was in middle school I guess, idk

Nickelback albums and Adam Sandler movies are like a tax on stupid people

"So, do you even know what you're talking about? I don't think so."
RosaParks, that's a weird thing to come from you.

I'm sorry I insulted you. And coming back with 'I hate a guy because he makes music I don't like grrrrr' after I had just claimed that I hate the guy more than I do his music only goes to illustrate your reading level. Did you mention middle school?

Your main insult to him was that he was talentless, relating to his music. ur relee dumb.

lets b honest chad kroeger is a talentless piece of shit that writes the same album over and over again if you think otherwise you're retarded

it is okay to dislike nickelback because they are the epitome of false, corporate rock music, what is the issue here?

"lets b honest chad kroeger is a talentless piece of shit that writes the same album over and over again if you think otherwise you're retarded"

I don't like his music and I think it's pretty homogenous, but if he can write the same album and make millions of dollars than good for him I guess. But I also don't know him as a person so I can't say he's a piece of shit, a cunt, should fuck off, say 'fuck him', etc.

pahaha

This is why I love posting news updates about Nickelback: the resulting vortex of stupid that appears underneath it is always great for the lols.

My main insult was that he was a turd. But if you insist, I will enumerate: the man is very arrogant. I do not get along well with arrogance. If a man like Dustin Kensrue, who I perceive as a very humble man, had written the music that is played by Nickelback, I would think nothing of the music (other than it being just more shitty music that I can easily ignore).

you're getting played like a piano by mozart

You don't have to know someone personally to know they're a piece of shit.

I don't like his music and I think it's pretty homogenous, but if he can write the same album and make millions of dollars than good for him I guess. But I also don't know him as a person so I can't say he's a piece of shit, a cunt, should fuck off, say 'fuck him', etc.

"you can't be for real"
y not?

"You don't have to know someone personally to know they're a piece of shit."
I meant I don't know much about him except he thinks he's rock n' roll which is understandable due to his fame I guess but I don't see why that would create this utter hatred of him.

"My main insult was that he was a turd. But if you insist, I will enumerate: the man is very arrogant. I do not get along well with arrogance. If a man like Dustin Kensrue, who I perceive as a very humble man, had written the music that is played by Nickelback, I would think nothing of the music (other than it being just more shitty music that I can easily ignore)."
I guess why I could get the dislike of his character there but why not just ignore them instead of being an playa hata? I know he's arrogant and you say that's hard to ignore but he isn't going up to your face with his dick out and talking about how cool he is.

Lol this band

There's too much idiocy here to even begin to address. So I'm just gonna say "lol" and get the hell out of here before my IQ drops.

Goatfuckers and Canadians

I know he's arrogant and you say that's hard to ignore but he isn't going up to your face with his dick out and talking about how cool he is.

You don't even know.

Chad Kroeger continues to prove that he is the biggest fuckwit on the planet.

Laughed at the awkward fist bump thing, only cos that's happened to me so many times, otherwise didn't find it funny.

that was so unfunny i think it gave me cancer

embarrassingly un-funny.

Anything with Robocop is funny

i came here for the lolz and i'm leaving with none.

Nickelback albums and Adam Sandler movies are like a tax on stupid people


Somewhat unfair, Punch Drunk Love was a good movie. I have yet to hear of Nickelback churning out even one listenable album.

I can respect Nickelback for being consummate Capitalists. As a fellow Capitalist I can understand their business model: perfect
radio-friendly (although, is that really an accomplishment anymore?) garbage that will be snapped up by millions of supposed
persons that I have thankfully never met.

That said, the hate is getting a bit overdone. Keep it classy and understated or you end up just as tiresome as Nickelback.

Also this link: Not funny.

Punch Drunk Love is not an adam sandler movie
He's in it, but it's not his movie

Nickelback are so shit that they can't even take the piss out of themselves properly!

By that I meant a performance by him. It was surprisingly decent. If you meant something other than that then I was wrong. His
other stuff is tasteless and juvenile.

please just


die

that was horribly awkward and not funny at all. and yeah, wow, Chad Kroger is more of a douche than I already thought.

I think they're officially a troll band. [2]

Fucking Haters

WE GOT ANY NICKELBACK FANS IN PORTUGAL!!!!!!!
no......
yeh fuck off chad

btw, in the comments at the bottom of the video check out this comedy gold

Yes, there are better bands out there but you're not going to find many bands that rock harder
than Nickelback.

haha lol. ahaha
"one of the best bands in the world. They put on a great show" quoted from comments down the bottom.
AND IT WAS A GUY WHO SAID IT omgomg

Wait, is this for real? I thought this was like an SNL skit or something...

Whoa.

Their new album comes with a six pack of pabst blue ribbon

Lol, the comments. How sad.

DONT KNOCK NICKELBACK GUYS!
they are the greatest rock n roll band EVER.

haha these quotes keep getting better and better.

lol nickelback

Maybe they're being ironic
It is funnyordie

hey guys look PENISPENISPENISPENIS

This is cringe makingly unfunny

it's like watching the teacher's pet group in school try to make a sketch that they have to perform to the whole class

that was mildly entertaining

"Okay, I'm not too sure, but I don't think that that was actually Nickelback... could be wrong though. "

yes it was

I thought that people were saying this wasn't funny because it's Nickelback. But that legitimately was not funny in the least

Nickelback sucking huge hairy dick is no joking matter. And to answer, these guys have been making the same song for the past 15 years, and it isn't even that great of a song to begin with. That is why we hate them. Plus the fact it sounds like he is puking out his lyrics doesn't help.

piratesquid is correct in saying that news updates/reviews about nickelback attract the dregs of the site, this thread hasn't disproved that either

what the fuck is a dreg. gtfo

It wasn't that funny. I was hoping for a REAL response.

"news updates/reviews about nickelback attract the dregs of the site"

Yep cause they're the dregs of the music industry

well at least he likes rob-cop

"piratesquid is correct in saying that news updates/reviews about nickelback attract the dregs of the site, this thread hasn't disproved
that either"

Way to a) put yourself on a pedestal, and b) paint a fucking bullseye on yourself. If that's your MO then by all means continue. And
less I miss my guess this thread seems to have attracted you as well.

And fuck you Trebor I happen to like PBR.

o thaz just porch he better then the all of us here aroundz

Shit man, I totally didn't know that. I have so much to learn about life.

That was funny ,sadly this shitty band must dissapear

I only laughed at "I'm keeping the robocop suit." and even then, it was barely audible...

that wasnt funny, at all.

Way to a) put yourself on a pedestal, and b) paint a fucking bullseye on yourself. If that's your MO then by all means continue. And
less I miss my guess this thread seems to have attracted you as well.

As bad as Nickelback is, they can buy you and everything you own. They don't need to work hard to write new songs and still make millions. I would wave money in front of the haters ALL DAY if I was that rich.

Don't say haters

I thought it was pretty funny. I feel like most of the people here just didn't like it cause it was Nickelback. I feel like if it were the same skit with a made up band you guys would have liked it.

Irving Tan Zhi Mian CONTRIBUTOR



Wat.

I hope they play at the game

me too, i wanna see the boos and feces getting thrown at them

i hope they play during the game

Any band that pisses off blatant hipsters has my respect, the amount of butthurt is unbelievable.

i'm like agalloch /m

Paul Scheer was great, their delivery sucks.

Dumbest thread ever.

Unfunny video response.

this sounds like something a 12 year old would write

and they can't act. at all

they should stick to music...

owait

Kurt Cobain committed suicide because of Nickelback.

Anybody who says shit like "more power to em if they can keep writing shitty music and make millions off it" disrespects music. Music is an art form. How can you turn your shoulder?

Lol

I was expecting more of a serious response before I knew it was a video link
: /

I dont get it

they do comedy about as well as they do music

"hey trebor, lets make the worst music we can muster to get rich never mind bringing down the quality of art. screw them haters."

Bitch, please. If you were talented enough, you would have done that long ago by yourself.

Funny to me how the # of posts you have on this site dictated whether you thought the video was funny or not

yeah

they should have made a video where Nickelback was walking to the stadium and they get jumped by a gang of Detroit natives. and die.

God I love Nickelback

"I thought it was pretty funny. I feel like most of the people here just didn't like it cause it was Nickelback. I feel like if it were the same skit with a made up band you guys would have liked it." maybe people like you are the reason why those disaster movies keep coming out

"they should stick to music...

owait"


hahahahaha

"yeah, somehow i don't think i'll be losing any sleep over the contingent of people likely to be offended by that comment "

Well and good. Personally I was more offended by the fact that you're such an obvious flamer. I've been trolling forums forever since I found the ruins of Usenet at 15, and it pained me to see such a poorly done flame. But then once I realized that this WAS a Nickelback thread you were flaming, my annoyance evaporated.

"and i didn't say "everyone who comments on nickelback related threads = the dregs of the site", nice reading comprehension"

I never said that you were a dreg, or indeed that anyone else was. I IMPLIED it. Same as you did. Learn to read patterns, you brain-damaged testicle enthusiast.

I wash my hands of this madness.

PURE MADNESS

I didn't think it was unfunny. Kudos to the band for taking a smarter way out of this.

This was not funny.

At least they're aware of the fact that EVERYONE HATES NICKELBACK.

^123

Personally I was more offended by the fact that you're such an obvious flamer. I've been trolling forums forever since I found the ruins of Usenet at 15, and it pained me to see such a poorly done flame.

I never said that you were a dreg, or indeed that anyone else was. I IMPLIED it. Same as you did.

omg this is like a homogenous sea of dumb comments why

holy shit you guys are all retarded


except a select few of you

you know who you are

Learn to read patterns, you brain-damaged testicle enthusiast.

hey trebor, lets make the worst music we can muster to get rich.
never mind bringing down the quality of art. screw them haters.

"yeah i usually ensure every statement i make is encrypted and contains at least 10 layers of hidden meaning but i have to spare a thought for people who don't have unreadable meme avatars and like to say 'flame' and troll' a lot because they've been trollin' for years and really expect a higher standard dude!!11"

If you're going to insult a shitton of people at least do it creatively. If you don't even try then you're only a foolish little tool. I expected better. I was disappointed.

"okay, just as long as we're clear that you are certainly a dreg however"

Wow you're fucking dumb.

"are you serious lol gtfo dude youre hurting my brain"

Apparently any thinking is enough to hurt your brain. Congratulations to me for starting you on the path to intelligence.


Man this comment bullshit is almost as entertaining as the link was not.

Idiots who use proper grammar and conventions are my favorite. It's sad that most times when you see someone actually using capitalization, it's a dumbass drowning in misplaced condescension.

;D I take note that you do nothing but sling feces. When oh when will you people talk with actual substance.

I sound condescending for a reason you twit. Porch may be better than us all (apparently) but his lofty shit-slinging offends us peons. Or amuses them, in my case.

lol ur so dumb

might he be above 12 years old?

Glad to see them actually make fun of themselves. They're still Goatfuckers though...

;) I only tell my people my age on the second date.

All the hate now, all of it

lol this website, it's like a retarded, hipster circlejerk consisting of unfunny 14 year old virgins.

at the end of the day the only thing that disgraced Detroit was the Lions.

Video's a joke, as is Nickelback.

better than the Black Eyed Peas. yea really..

Goddamnit.

Nickelback fucking killed it today. My pants were off in a hurry.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozjtL9b7kEc

this is my highlight

I didn't think it was that funny. The fist bump and Robocop were only kinda entertaining. The discomfort and awkwardness when Chad started the swearing was tangible

Their music suck big time but i always thought that Chad Kroeger is a really nice guy. Video was funny too.

My respect for the band has gone up.
Terrible music though.

Band is horrible but "Silver Side Up" was tits when I was 12. Really though.

"This is why I love posting news updates about Nickelback: the resulting vortex of stupid that appears underneath it is always great for the lols. "

This is why i Love READING a nickelback sputnik post. . . thanks for the laughs Irving!

i didn't think this was funny, nor did it demonstrate any kind of self-awareness on the band's part

Most welcome luschlotz! ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iynt0jBD2U&feature=related
^proof that Nickelback isn't as terrible as they seem, or maybe not.

I only have enough time to write that I don't have enough time to watch that crap

Nickelback has written select decent tracks, namely "How You Remind Me" and "Too Bad". But they keep making shittons of money doing what they started off doing. So, they are going to do what they do best to make some money, even if what they do best is sucking.

Nickelback has written select decent tracks, namely "How You Remind Me" and "Too Bad". But they keep making shittons of money doing what they started off doing. So, they are going to do what they do best to make some money, even if what they do best is sucking.

What has the world come to? Why don't they have Misery Signals or Hundredth play the Super bowl?