THIS is news.
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I'd rather be pulled over carpet tacks and dipped in rubbing alcohol.
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best news all year
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^ There's still 7 days for Brokencyde to post an Xmas song, so don't give that title away yet.
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just got into their myspace, and i couldnt take it, do those girls really need to act like such sluts?, i mean, we can all tell its all a gimmick, and oh yeah, song blows
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Almost as bad as ICP's Red Christmas.
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My favourite band ever!
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Shortone... a Brokencyide christmas would be better... tbh... in the scheme of shitty bands Brokencyde>Millionaires
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i wish i was Christian so that could've ruined something for me
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oh goooooooooood
this song is amazing
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ILL BE YOUR HO HO HO TONIGHT
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God this is terrible..
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It's hilarious this band, excuse me, group of scene whorebags, was put on Warped Tour.
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figured I'd at least listen, what the hell, it's christmas
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really wow
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just cos its Christmas doesn't mean that you have to throw yourself head first into a steaming pile of shit
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doesn't beat sluttiness of new Lady Gaga song- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PolcJd2eh-w
at
all.
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I want to take my lighter to their eyes until a burst of hot ooz seeps out the eye sockets, dripping down to the breasts that are attached to jumper cables and a battery till a shocking burst sends burnt fat onto my five hundred dollar blinds. All this to the sounds of The Velvet Underground playing as the background to my massacre.
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Santa cock. While it's highly unlikely, part of me wonders if they are pranking everyone and just taking the money of any idiot who would give it to them, which is something I would support. And they're still better than Brokencyde.
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Amen Hostile. Amen.
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I think they are doing this because they love it. Only if it was a gimmick to fool the world, I bet they will say it is when this scene
dies down.
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carl sagan = less edgy + intelligent PrincipiaAnestheitica
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ummmm......
no comment
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@ Carl
no way bruh. Velvet Underground is what you put on when your with a scene girl and she'll say "your music is so.... smart"
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okay I'm gay now.
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Can you catch a venereal disease from a song?
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Yeah I had the unpleasant misfortune of listening to this terrible group at warped tour... I was just sitting down to relax, and they happened to be playing.... right there.
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so guys, song rules?
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Listen with caution may cause an STD
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Honestly, it's better than anything by Brokencyde or Bon Jovi or Nickelback
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Thank you for f ing up the format.
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These girls try too hard
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quality photo
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So this is hilarious lol.
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I only posted this as news because I knew people would have things to say.
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oh and this is definably more slutty than Lady Gaga's Christmas Tree song. Gaga's song was just a bunch of funny metaphors. This song is literally Christmas themed porn audio
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DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT! I listened to it and now I have to go to the doctors. Thanks a lot F'N Millionaires
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who the hell fucked up the format?
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Who the hell fucked up music?
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Refuse to listen to this.
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cant really blame it on one person, but this girls sure as hell chipped in
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You guys do realize that they aren't even able to play instruments right? They can only bitch over garageband beats. It's pretty fucking horrid.
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Satan
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several black metal bands would disagree
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This song really portrays Santa in the wrong light, even i'm offended and i'm not religious. The Christian community really should band together and take these broads down a peg or two.
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okay, song rules.
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at the jacksonville date of warped tour, this band literally got booed off the stage before they got 2 songs in
unsurprisingly, song blowz
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at the jacksonville date of warped tour, this band literally got booed off the stage before they got 2 songs in
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they aren't even slightly attractive...
i feel sick
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at the jacksonville date of warped tour, this band literally got booed off the stage before they got 2 songs in Why would they do that to these charming young geniuses?
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Anybody that sings about Santa being unfaithful to Mrs. Claus deserves to be curb stomped.
I'm still upset a song like this exists.
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i've always been turned off by mysogenistic lyrics, but when women sing about it, holy Christ it's even worse.
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I cannot believe this. They referenced bestiality for God's sake. I feel like i got genital warts just from listening to this.
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They referenced bestiality for God's sake. Hey, Rudolph is willing, so the bestiality's all coo'
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Men have been making great music since the 60's. Women fucked it up. I hate them
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Oh, so this is where misogyny comes from!
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Hey, all the haters can fuck off.
Talking about sucking Santa's dick and a threesome with Rudolph gets me in the holiday mood.
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I heard that they got booed off at the Warped Tour... At the Warped Tour...
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ALRIGHT!! ALL MY CHRISMAS WISHES ARE COMING TRUE!!!
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Who the fuck are these bitches... definitely not attractive or talented enough to be worth my time...
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"I'm waiting for my santa cock" LOLOLOLOLOL. Best lyric ever. Also, to whoever said the Santa cheating on his wife comment, Boost Mobile had a commercial where she was cheating on him with a snowman. So...she seemed like she deserved it.
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I didn't see that commercial but now i'll have to youtube.
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Do it. It's like extremely awkward as far as commercials go.
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This is why I don't go to partys.
Nasty scene bitches singing awfully.
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This is why I don't go to partys.
Nasty scene bitches singing awfully.
You must go to some pretty shitty parties. Go to parties for the alcohol, and drugs.
I want to take my lighter to their eyes until a burst of hot ooz seeps out the eye sockets, dripping down to the breasts that are attached to jumper cables and a battery till a shocking burst sends burnt fat onto my five hundred dollar blinds. All this to the sounds of The Velvet Underground playing as the background to my massacre.
Cool story bro.
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Great song but it ruins Christmas.
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i like to listen to this when i first wake up to make sure my day is terrible
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this is hilarious
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My friend thought twelve year olds were singing this, so he assumed that a group of twelve year olds wanted to rape Santa's brains out, and bring bestiality in it.
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Twelve year olds are very offended by the statement presented above.
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The amount of confusion my mind is overcome with when bands like the aforementioned can become popular and praised is that of a run-of-the-mill seven-year-old attempting to understand The Scarlet Letter.
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Wish you would've left this with 69 comments...
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The amount of confusion my mind is overcome with when bands like the aforementioned can become popular and praised is that of a run-of-the-mill seven-year-old attempting to understand The Scarlet Letter.
unnecessarily verbose metaphors ftw
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I would bang every one of these girls.
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Enjoi ur aids man
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I would bang every one of these girls. Lol.
You'd get crushed underneath the fat one.
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They're not THAT hot... Check out one of their music videos. Plus, you'd have to deal with that annoying voice. Good luck.
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Eh.
As a queerosexual, I can say that they're slightly attractive.
But not really.
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not THAT hot? they ain't hot at all!
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not THAT hot? they ain't hot at all!
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br00tal.
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gotta say, they're an abomination, but this was funny/catchy... just the right amount of cringe-worthiness
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