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Taylor Swift has debuted a new single and set a new record, 1989, to be released on October 27th of this year. Normally in a blog I’d like to include more details, but I really have no words for whatever is going on here.

In other news, fuck everything.





Xar
08.18.14
*slits wrist*

Sowing
08.18.14
Is this even real life

Hyperion1001
08.18.14
shouldnt this be a news article?

NorthernSkylark
08.18.14
fakers gonna fake

emester
08.18.14
lol that was fucking abhorrent

Brometheus
08.18.14
JFC

Mort.
08.18.14
that was nice

ExplosiveOranges
08.18.14
Dafuq?

YakNips
08.18.14
sucks yea

Greyvy
08.18.14
that was embarrassing to watch

Relinquished
08.18.14
good song

NorthernSkylark
08.18.14
she obviously made a black woman deliver what she couldn't



Sowing
08.18.14
Yes this should probably be a news article... my apologies. But at the same time this is horrible news.

ConorIsNotHere
08.18.14
Still will be AOTY js

ConorIsNotHere
08.18.14
Or at the very least a 4

Relinquished
08.18.14
this is good news sowing you should rejoice that she won by letting her get under your skin

Sowing
08.18.14
I get that she's making a statement or whatever, but that chorus is so god awfully monotonous and the lyrics are pure bile

Relinquished
08.18.14
shake it off sowing

Phlegm
08.18.14
wow this blog post was pretty Swift on detail lmao

Sowing
08.18.14
Take it easy on me I'm in shock

Yuli
08.18.14
she is friends with lorde

Sowing
08.18.14
@phlegm: a shitty song by a suddenly shitty artist deserves a shitty blog post

Phlegm
08.18.14
you a being quite rude, i doubt she says such mean things about you :(

ConorIsNotHere
08.18.14
Take that back Sowing! >:[

Sowing
08.18.14
I don't make horrendous music videos and debut them on top of the empire state building

Relinquished
08.18.14
sowing gonna hate

deathschool
08.18.14
I like the horn line.

Phlegm
08.18.14
yeah but she hasn't made a blog post about how awful your taste is either, how about you delete this and call it square :-)

Xar
08.18.14
i'm with sowing on this one.

ConorIsNotHere
08.18.14
Touché :[

That being said, I like the horn line. [2]

Tunaboy45
08.18.14
Ugh

deathschool
08.18.14
It's bad, and it sucks she's lost all of her flavor, but she was never really that much better, so this is about what I expect from her considering as long as she's been around.

Yuli
08.18.14
Phlegm is deeply wounded by this blog post

Tunaboy45
08.18.14
Like, ever.

ExplosiveOranges
08.18.14
Lol

theacademy
08.19.14
i like this as a blog post. for the commentary.



SeaAnemone
08.19.14
I love that Taylor is going in this direction, I think she has some awesome singles to be made with this ~sound~
but this track is horrible
I can't listen to it
still, high(er) hopes for the album

SgtPepper
08.19.14
the video makes the song sound worse than it actually is, i think.

mhart8
08.19.14
WANEGBT mostly had only its overwhelming catchiness going for it, but this actually makes that one look like a lyrical masterpiece. I imagine that the album will be typical Tay... she'll bat about .500-.600. There will be some awesome songs and some that are trainwrecks. She's batting below the Mendoza line, at the moment...

RogueNine
08.19.14
The fact that this is a blog post is awesome.

Chrisjon89
08.19.14
"the video makes the song sound worse than it actually is, i think." agreed

different lyrics in the chorus with less repetition, change that daggy middle 8(?) part and it'd be alright. never been a fan of excessive repetition like that in choruses. use backing vox or a catchy lick/ostinato or something. Janelle Monae would nail something like this

klap
08.19.14
agree w hernan

klap
08.19.14
i really despise those spoken word bridges but whatever

deathschool
08.19.14
Yeah, well sex appeal and musical appeal don't have all that much to do with each other.

tommygun
08.19.14
song is p bad wish she'd make a whole album of 'trouble' clones

dimsim3478
08.19.14
i liked this for exactly 41 seconds

wwba
08.19.14
music 10/8
image 10/9

I really enjoyed this

mryrtmrnfoxxxy
08.19.14
good song

ILJ
08.19.14
ugh i don't even want to listen to this. tay has potential to write a fantastic album but always wastes a lot of it on drivel.

ConorIsNotHere
08.19.14
Avoid it like the plague

taylormemer
08.19.14
2:49-2:50 wtf?

RivalSkoomaDealer
08.19.14
Best T Swift song i've heard tbh. Only one i've sat through without yawning.

PappyMason
08.19.14
This is pretty dreadful.

If the video was supposed to be a satire on 21st century popular music trends then it might be funny, unfortunately this might actually be serious.

InfamousGrouse
08.19.14
hey guys lay off, what a SICKKK BEAT

PappyMason
08.19.14
Yeh, I was kinda confused by that line. Not to be picky, but where's the sick beat? I mean, she did say 'sick beat'.

jefflebowski
08.19.14
this is better than the shitty mawkish pop-country for 12 year olds she usually trades in, what's the issue here?

Flugmorph
08.19.14
i actually liked it quite a bit

Douglas
08.19.14
Why does she persist in working with Martin? He writes the same song over and over and this the perfect example.

ChoccyPhilly
08.20.14
Ok Taylor, we get it. You're a big fan of Kylie Monogue

fallenbird
08.20.14
Hopes for some hidden jems on the new record

ScarlettPimpernail
08.20.14
Taylor Swift needs to stay off the internet. That was dreadful.

ConorIsNotHere
08.20.14
She did a song with Imogen Heap so that alone should be interesting

Sowing
08.20.14
The song itself is still terrible, but I'll admit that it's quite a bit better when listened to without the accompanying video

taylormemer
08.20.14
Yeah I think the video detracts from the song itself, which happens in pop all the time really. I heard the song in full on the radio today, and to be honest, I think it's actually pretty good. The bridge is typically awful, but otherwise good, catchy throwaway pop.

undertakerpt
08.20.14
Why did I watch this?

Song has now embedded itself in my brain, after only one listen.

And that's the genius of whoever writes these crap songs.

Good idea - Dr Jekyll and mr Hyde

Bad idea - Dr Jekyll and Gok wan

makrand
08.21.14
This song is


4/5
40/50
90/100
900/1000

makrand
08.21.14
On a serious note wtf is wrong with her ;_;

Sowing
08.21.14
How do you go from 40/50 to 90/100?

And I don't know. I was okay with the poppier vibe of Red but that's as far as I am willing to take it.

theacademy
08.21.14
teach that fuckin kid some fractions, sowing

Douglas
08.21.14
Jesus, I'm teaching fractions to 8 year olds and they have a better handle.


Fuck. I went out of my why to listen to this again today.

TalonsOfFire
08.21.14
Didn't think she could get any worse but she proved me wrong again good job Taylor

feargm
08.21.14
I hate this.

ShitsofRain
08.21.14
nobody's gonna care

SgtShock
08.22.14
inb4 cultural appropriation tumblr riot

SgtShock
08.22.14
I just looked. I'm too late.

Friday13th
08.23.14
LOL I'm so out of popular music, but everytime I come back things get worse.

Confucius
08.25.14
There is no possible rating for something like this

Sowing
08.25.14
Shit I kind of like this now

TheGreatQ
08.25.14
that goddamn bridge

deathschool
08.25.14
"Shit I kind of like this now"

Hahahaha

ILJ
08.26.14
you know what drives me nuts most about T Swiz? it has nothing to do with her, but the fact that the vast majority of her fans dickride her as if she has never, and will never do no wrong

chug73
08.31.14
#Defendtswift. SJW's are going nuts over this video. Why are white ppl telling me what black ppl should find offensive. Earl Sweatshirt had every right to put her on blast bc you know, he's black. But pc police can eat a dick.

taylormemer
08.31.14
"Shit I kind of like this now"

Yeah, I thought this would happen.

witchxrapist
08.31.14
In the words of Rick Ta Life "Haterz be damned."

Frippertronics
08.31.14
Haters gonna hate, lovers gonna love, I don't even want none of the above

Typhoner
08.31.14
actually this is kinda enjoyable

Dancedrewdance
09.01.14
Ambient

NordicMindset
09.01.14
This is not a sick beat. Sorry Tay

sonictheplumber
09.01.14
she's makin a statement dont you people get it?

ILJ
09.02.14
honestly, now that I've heard the song, it isn't all that bad. the lyrics are incredibly fucking stupid though. like come on girl you're not 14

NordicMindset
09.02.14
she's 22

ILJ
09.02.14
also any time she tries that whole talking thing i want to die. it's so cringeworthy.

ILJ
09.02.14
jesus she's actually 24. you think she'd be able to come up with something better than "haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate" by now

SeaAnemone
09.12.14
lol ok arcade
don't be dense bro

Tyrael
09.12.14
No no I don't think anyone with a basic knowledge of music would be able to enjoy this junk

Mookid
09.12.14
Shit, i'm glad we finally have mentioned the term "haters gonna hate."

SeaAnemone
09.12.14
Making Fun of People For Liking Pop Music in 2014 When They're The Ones Listening To Les Rallizes Dénudés and You're Not

SeaAnemone
09.12.14
yes because katy perry is better at singles than swans are
don't be stupid
swans are about albums dude sorry I don't jam Avatar on the reg even though The Seer is a 5

Tyrael
09.12.14
'Making Fun of People For Liking Pop Music in 2014 When They're The Ones Listening To Les Rallizes Dénudés and You're Not '

this is such a kitsch post wow

SeaAnemone
09.12.14
damn got me

ArsMoriendi
09.12.14
The fact that this was a #1 single in the US makes a statement about our society.

What that statement is, I couldn't give less of a fuck about, but just saying.

Excuse me while I jam something that sounds absolutely nothing like this.

Tyrael
09.12.14
Sea I think u should be slightly more condescending

Also, you should casually mention that you're the only person on this entire planet that is intelligent enough to comprehend that industrial is the most essential genre ever and therefore you are better than everyone else

SeaAnemone
09.12.14
lol

plz remember that this started because Lakes was trying to shit on ppl for liking pop music


SeaAnemone
09.12.14
and tyrael you have never talked to kitsch before apparently smh

SeaAnemone
09.12.14
"You say Taylor Swift,I say asking alexandria
You say Lady Gaga,I say Evanescence
You say Miley Cyrus,I say Slipknot
You say T-Pain,I say Three Days Grace
You say Eminem,I say system of a down
You say Jonas Brother,I say Green Day
You say Flowers,I say Puddle of Mudd
92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to 5 other threads. DONT LET ROCK N ROLL DIE ! , P.S Upvote If You Agree."

- Tyrael & Lakes, Sep. 12, 2014

YakNips
09.12.14
pop music is awesome sometimes but this is not

SeaAnemone
09.12.14
agreed this song sucks

SeaAnemone
09.12.14
I don't read pitchfork bro pitchfork reads my lastfm and decides their BNM accordingly

but no srsly that site has gone downhill a little I don't really get music recs from any sites anymore just some sputnik users with dece taste

klap
09.12.14
embarrassing thread

SeaAnemone
09.12.14
sorry : (

klap
09.12.14
not for you mr. loose. not for you

EnyaFangirl
09.12.14
can't wait to 1 this album

EnyaFangirl
09.12.14
can't wait to 1 this album

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