Today things will likely get bad for the English as French-speaking people gear up to grab an unapologetically boring 1-0 victory over them. In a move that would make the proudest indie rock journalist happy, there is a weird layer of self-awareness going around in the English press for this game. Thanks to it, I have never been more optimistic that I am totally not optimistic about our chances in this game. I am daring to dare to not dare to dream. Also, since the majority of our userbase is American, please don’t make fun of us today. It’s not our fault.
Also, something something about the French.
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England: Los Campesinos! – Every Defeat A Divorce (Three Lions)
Pretty hard to know what to choose for this one but if the nation’s hopes have been toned down to some sort of footballing nihilism, we should probably call upon Los Campesinos! to make thinly-vieled analogies comparing the sport to sex and the disappointment in both areas. I honestly think if this was our national anthem, our team would sing it proudly before games. Contrary to popular belief (and much to Gareth Campesinos!’ massive dismay), Los Campesinos! are not a Welsh band. This has happened before- I think the sadly misplaced Ryan Giggs would be happy at home in this band.
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France: Air – ‘Run’
France offer us the best in music to float with in Air, whose name apparently acts as initials that translate to “Love, Imagination, Dream”; that could easily sum up their musical output. My personal favourite is ‘Run’, their visit to the creepy darkside of electronica.
Again, I advocate this as the country’s national anthem. An excellent piece to rally those French players… does Trezeguet still play for France? I’m sure he’d prefer this to La Marseillaise.
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I will never understand the appeal
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Don't want the vultures circling
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I almost put lescott in my team as well
"soccer is literally the most boring sport in the world"
huh? it's the most interesting. most other sports are boring cos they have no climax or drama
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oh well,1-1 :)
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oh screw you all my players have bombed in the first matchday
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You could say in some country it's an 'educational' or 'traditional' thing. Soccer is pretty popular in Europe, if not the most popular team sport.
Did not expect England to play like this though.
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I will never understand the appeal[/quote]Soccer could consist of teams hopelessly volleying the ball across midfield for 90 minutes and it would still be a better spectator sport than baseball.
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Is that a good or bad thing? I thought they played quite well before their goal, now they're lucky just to get a touch on the ball.
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It was a good thing until the second half time. I actually thought France had this one bagged for sure.
"Credit to England though, they've defended well when they had to."
Agreed.
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but as usual not many fucks were given.
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Despite the fact that this whole 'white knighting the uncivilized' is incredibly ridiculous/hypocritical with the skeletons in the closets of most nations, so yeah.
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@Shuyin
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you have a point.
'England played better than i thought, France played worse than i thought'
lol but France still played better.
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Agreed. They had a lot more shots on goal, but i feel they could have won easily. Maybe they were just unlucky
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Ps - Milner needs to go :(