Earlier this week, we offered Sputnik users the chance to win a copy of the new Converge single, ‘On My Shield,’ which is currently only available at the merch table on the band’s European tour.
The way the original post was worded, it appeared that the contest was in some way endorsed by the band. This was a failure on our part and we apologise for any confusion caused. I personally attended a date on the band’s tour earlier this week and bought the record myself to give away as a “thank you” to the community for all that you contribute to this place.
On Thursday, we were contacted by the band’s label, Deathwish Inc., and asked to take the contest down. We opened a dialogue with Converge singer Jacob Bannon in an attempt to reach a compromise but were told in no uncertain terms that Converge/Deathwish are to retain full control of all contests. In hindsight, we should have asked the band for their approval in advance, but we have been left in no doubt that no permission would have been granted had we done so.
I am prepared to take full responsibility for this as it was my haste that caused the situation, and Deathwish/Jacob Bannon were fully within their right to tell me to go fuck myself. Which they did.
Once again, sorry guys.
We would hate to leave you guys shorthanded, though, so the competition will go ahead as scheduled with one minor alteration – the promised single has been replaced with a super-duper MYSTERY PRIZE! We can’t tell you what the MYSTERY PRIZE is, because it’s a MYSTERY, but as luck would have it it matches the spatial dimensions of the original prize exactly, meaning I won’t have to buy a new envelope.
We asked you to complete the following sentence: “Hi, my name is Jacob Bannon, and I’m…”
After days (one, to be exact) of deliberation, there was only ever going to be one winner. And without further ado, the winner is…
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and I’m obviously very upset about something.
Congratulations, Tyler! Your MYSTERY PRIZE will be on its way to you very shortly.
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Here’s a selection of the best of the rest:
Disclaimer: none of the following statements represents the views of Jacob Bannon.
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and welcome to WWALLLLLMARRRRRTTTTTTTTTT.
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and if you leak a Deathwish record you will be Bannon-ed from hardcore.
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and I am the only man to have ever literally punched someone with his voice.
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon, and I enjoy moon-lit walks along the beach, and petitioning the empty sky from time to time.
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and when I open my mouth every ball in the room drops.
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and just kidding no one can understand what I’m saying.
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and I’ll be your substitute teacher today.
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and my name is an anagram of Non-Bacon Jab.
Hi my name’s Jacob Bannon and you look like a fucking pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers it will be your fault.
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and tonight we’re only doing Blondie covers.
Hi my name’s Jacon Bannon and I completely understand why I wouldn’t want to be associated with this.
Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and I’m taking my talents to South Beach.
Thanks again to everyone who contributed.
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inb4 fanboys rush to his side.
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fixt for u inveigh
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lost a shit ton of respect for him.
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har har har, you are HEElarious.
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LOL...good thing I'm not a Converge fan, I'd be butthurt, too :-P.
On a different note, these were awesome. Did anyone actually turn in, "...and Windows 7 was my idea?"
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but I will say, fuck Jacob Bannon after this, fucking dickhead. I still love Converge, but this pretty much cemented by inkling of his sheer dickheadedness.
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oh don't mind me, i'm just being a huge FAGGOT
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you can talk some shit when you get some sick neck tats like me, pussy
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i mean really
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I think that he should let people have a bit of fun, but whatever. It definitely doesn't give anyone an excuse to pirate their music (not that anyone seems to need an excuse) or think that the band are a bunch of assholes.
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Srsly tho I didnt expect this from Jake
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It's all about how you act within the rights you have, and this contest wouldn't hurt anything. In fact it would probably just give the band even more attention through this site (like we haven't given enough). Honestly it's probably mostly Deathwish who prevented this from happening, but most importantly we don't know who gave the official no, so it's fucked up to blame Bannon for it (unless someone knows for sure it was his choice, in which case I would like to be enlightened).
The point is it sucks and I'm pissed, but I'm not pissed off at anyone in particular, just pissed.
And if the Mystery Prize is still the single, I love you.
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Regardless of if it's his right to do, he's still a douche for doing this.
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and making their album #1 for the decade must also cast the band in a negative light. It's his right to do this, I understand, it's still a dick move and he obviously doesn't know/care that so many people on here love this band
btw best answer:"My name's Jacob Bannon and RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH!"
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jacob bannon is a really nice dude, when he played in melbourne at the start of the year, he spent time after the show shaking hands and talking to whoever came up to him - and there was a lot of people. dont usually see dudes stick around that long to chat to fans.
and also of course deathwish is going to take a tough stance, even if it is about jacobs band. i mean how do you think deathwish got this big? theyre a business, making business based decisions. they have to take this stuff seriously even if it is only one 7"...
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pretty much
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Basically what I've surmised from this is that Bannon is a prick with no sense of humor.
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Well.
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it's gotten to the point where even dudes in bands like Converge have their heads completely up their own asses
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fucking win
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yeah people whose opinions diverge from a staffer's opinions are retarded
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THIS. I didn't enter either. It's just lame to see how vapid and douchey Jacob clearly is. It would not have harmed his reputation the slightest bit to allow this contest to exist, and you srsly have some pretty hilarious delusions of grandeur if you think this site is capable of making that kind of impact.
It's not worth arguing about anymore, though. People like Iluvatar are going to keep riding Bannon's sack no matter what.
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because none of you were riding it before this happened
bitches need to get over it
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so was the problem the contest's format itself or the prize?
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Hi, John. Quit blowing yourself.
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This one had me in stiches
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kudos to me.
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I guess I'm just confused why you guys still posted all the quotes then. It seems to me that the issue isn't with giving the album away, but putting words in Bannon's mouth.
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Kinda like I don't know Iluvatar at all but I completely agree with what he said here.
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Bannon is within his right to do this and we are within our rights to think hes a douche for doing it
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says Iluvatard
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this contest is the only thing that convinced me to stop lurking around and actually make an account
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Hi, my name’s Jacob Bannon and my name is an anagram of Non-Bacon Jab.
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