Amy Winehouse makes label

2009-01-21 by dukes | 15 Comments
http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2009/01/20/somehow-despite-blinding-amounts-of-crack-and-booze-amy-winehouse-is-launching-a-record-label/


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Back in the day there was a Barbie campaign that went “We girls can do anything!” Apparently Amy Winehouse took that one to heart, because despite the crippling, skin- and lung-rotting effects of crack, booze, and cartons of cigarettes a day, and the results of snorting/ sniffing/ freebasing anything that isn’t tethered to the floor but certainly wasn’t intended for human consuption, Amy Winehouse has started a record label.
This from a girl who was essentially too s—faced to even appear in her own “Valerie” and “Love Is A Losing Game” videos. She canceled her appearance at the 2007 VMAs, could barely speak at the 2007 EMAs, and punched a fan at Glastonbury this past year. And who likes to act like a horse.
Yeah, so Amy Winehouse just started Lioness Records, and the first artist out of the gate will be Dionne Bromfield, who’s apparently Amy’s goddaughter. (This begs the question, WHAT KIND OF SITUATION DO YOU HAVE TO BE IN IN YOUR LIFE TO ASK AMY WINEHOUSE TO BE YOUR DAUGHTER’S GODMOTHER?)
So, watch for that. Other things to watch out for: Amy Winehouse finally succumbing to dentures, and/or leprosy, Amy Winehouse being contained only via the type of cage usually reserved for large game, Dionne Bromfield’s mother finally taking parenting classes.

Tagged: Amy Winehouse

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dukes
January 21st 2009
133 Comments


this article is full of lullworthy

Zoo
January 22nd 2009
3759 Comments


Now those Islamic extremists have something else to worry about.This Message Edited On 01.21.09

st4ytrue
January 22nd 2009
279 Comments


They should really just shut the fuck up about her personal life tbh.

dukes
January 22nd 2009
133 Comments


it was pretty much the most unprofessional way to go about writing but i found it funny

Curse.
January 22nd 2009
8053 Comments


That was awesome

JAV
January 22nd 2009
2796 Comments


Maybe she'll be too busy for crack.

Drickey
January 22nd 2009
38 Comments


I grew up with the knowledge that rockstars are freaks.

And I'm pretty sure there was an unspoken agreement that we were cool with that.

So I'll never get why this sort of thing persists.

Asiatic667
January 22nd 2009
4651 Comments


Article was hillarity

KittensandScorpions
January 22nd 2009
172 Comments


She's a regular source of jokes on Conan.

deathbysexywtf
January 22nd 2009
72 Comments


Yeah, so Amy Winehouse just started Lioness Records

...Gayness Records

BallsToTheWall
January 22nd 2009
48192 Comments


I'm with Zoo. This just fuels another pointless fire for the Islamic extremists

Digging: CZARFACE - Every Hero Needs a Villain

AggravatedYeti
January 22nd 2009
7684 Comments


^ Street Sharks avatar = badass by the way.
This chick is crazy, but hey, maybe she'll be a better manager than musician.

Spamue1G
January 22nd 2009
1291 Comments


If this means she's planning to release new material soon, then I'm happy. The media focus on her personal habits way too much tbh, she may be messed up, but I doubt that revealing her every move to the public is gonna help that.This Message Edited On 01.22.09

shrikeman1
January 22nd 2009
128 Comments


she may be messed up, but I doubt that revealing her every move to the public is gonna help that.

Of course its not going to help! Why do you think the media does that in the first place! They make their living out of documenting the failures of the famous!

bigtimerockboy
January 24th 2009
1 Comments


as some others have said.
only someone with the mind of a smurf would think it's cool to bag amy like that. she's in big fucking trouble with her life and anyone who can't see that needs a look in the mirror each day to see how perfect THEY are!

some giggles in there no doubt but she is an easy target. like brittney or paris.

the difference with amy is that she could do so much...and DOES even when completely off her naugs.

i honestly think she's a nice person but with a rough passage out at the moment

pity the OP couldn't have 'happened' to mention that that punching incident was allegedly due to someone grabbing her breast and squeezing....any artist deserve that JUST because they're a public figure??

i've lost count of the times i've seen an artist (nick cave, henry rollins, robbie williams, mick jagger, keef..the list goes on) being attacked or molested on stage beggars belief.

so let's have ALL the truth in the news eh?


btw: anyone who hangs around with noel fielding (mighty boosh) as a friend has to be credited with 1000 coolness points.



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