Kid Rock doesn't need life advice

2021-11-24 by amateur grammar vigilante woodtouching over the sanctity of what things are *supposed* to mean | 102 Comments
Fifty year old hard rock pioneer and hip hop inventor, Robert James Ritchie alias "Kid" Rock, has dropped an incendiary new single and video titled "Don't Tell Me How To Live" that tells millennials, snowflakes, and other haters just how much of a fuck he really absolutely does not give.

Renowned musical comedian "Weird" Al Yankovich has weighed in on the release and said, "That's not me. That's actually Kid Rock."



Tagged: Kid Rock

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BrandoRayford
November 24th 2021
8 Comments


Well...that was something

Cimnele
November 24th 2021
1717 Comments


definitely one of the top 3 tucker carlson reply guys in gimmick country

BookoftheFallen
November 24th 2021
755 Comments


The libtards are sure going to be triggered over this. They won’t come out of their safe spaces for weeks.

henryChinaski
November 24th 2021
4483 Comments


Comment section is gonna be pure gold. Oh there you go...BookoftheFallen already made a good start

Wildcardbitchesss
November 24th 2021
5747 Comments


Kid Rock has always been dogshit tho so i don’t really care

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Malcontent
November 24th 2021
130 Comments


never expected Kid Rock to capture America's Id, but I shouldn't underestimate the artist behind hits like "So Hott", "Half Your Age", and "Black Chick, White Guy"

Panzerchrist
November 24th 2021
598 Comments


Kid Rock in his detroit mansion like

what rhymes with snowflake lmao

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himynameisaaron
November 24th 2021
220 Comments


A boy can't be a girl.

tsunamijesus
November 24th 2021
7 Comments


obv this is worse than trash but that guitar tone is nice

BookoftheFallen
November 24th 2021
755 Comments


It is good that we have kid rick to remind us there’s only two genders.

Ignimbrite
November 24th 2021
6745 Comments


this is a war crime

Feather
November 24th 2021
7532 Comments


I personally loved this

SitarHero
November 24th 2021
13637 Comments


In case anyone missed it, Mr Rock rhymes shit with shit. Kind of tells you everything you need to know about the song.

Feather
November 24th 2021
7532 Comments


"I'm just like Brad Pitt, a little less pretty, but I slang more dick"

This song is golllllldddd

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
November 24th 2021
21072 Comments


not today, satan

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SitarHero
November 24th 2021
13637 Comments


My favourite part of the video is when the Ted Nugent lookalike on bass does a slide but a drum roll plays. I don't know why I find that hilarious, but I do.

Colton
November 24th 2021
13230 Comments


wow you know it's bad when even the youtube comments are negative

trilo
November 24th 2021
4186 Comments


this is art

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AaroN911
November 24th 2021
3301 Comments


people are just hating on the dick slangin strangla

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bloc
November 24th 2021
67076 Comments


Fuck a advice, I'm all about a bawitdaba lyfe!

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LeddSledd
November 24th 2021
6564 Comments


Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb?????None , their too busy ??? Their gender😂😂😂

bloc
November 24th 2021
67076 Comments


Nik Nocturnal
1 hour ago
Banger!

Zakusz
November 24th 2021
203 Comments


LeddSledd, how many morons does it take to write a sentence? Lol

Eons
November 24th 2021
3332 Comments


This guy is a complete joke/character. He played a poor guy from a trailerpark in Michigan, but grew up on a Ranch, lied about his entire backstory/life was a rich boy growing up. Dude is a joke.

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Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
November 24th 2021
58229 Comments


He's a grifter

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MuhNamesTyler
November 24th 2021
6659 Comments


He didn’t care so much he decided to write a song about it

Calc
November 24th 2021
16791 Comments


I'll never forgive this guy for how he treated Joe Dirt and this shit certainly aint helping

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
November 24th 2021
58229 Comments


Def Leppard sucks!

MuhNamesTyler
November 24th 2021
6659 Comments


lol forgot about that, he played a white trash loser in that just like irl

Cimnele
November 24th 2021
1717 Comments


fed durst

Storm In A Teacup
November 24th 2021
36570 Comments


I think this got my lady to not be a kid rock fan anymore lmao

SaveBandit
November 24th 2021
2234 Comments


This fucking moron is still around? Garbage person, garbage music.

Purpl3Spartan
November 24th 2021
1886 Comments


Sludgy, proggy, and one heck of a journey

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cloakanddagger
November 24th 2021
485 Comments


Kid Rock is the final boss level Kyle

TheSonomaDude
November 24th 2021
8256 Comments


Meth addiction simulator

outliers
November 24th 2021
2989 Comments


guitar tone low key slaps

bloc
November 24th 2021
67076 Comments


lol for real, it's actually a really good tone

Cosmiche
November 24th 2021
350 Comments


Guitar tone slaps, drum sound is heinous. win some lose some

also this is fucking terrible

Wildcardbitchesss
November 24th 2021
5747 Comments


“Def Leppard sucks!”
Literally the only smart thing this dumb ass has ever said

Mythodea
November 24th 2021
6888 Comments


>My favourite part of the video is when the Ted Nugent lookalike on bass does a slide but a drum roll plays. I don't know why I find that hilarious, but I do.

Lel, this caught my eye as well

Director low-key turned this whole video into a parody of itself

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Donchivo
November 24th 2021
1329 Comments


fragile masculinity on wonderful display... as dumb as can be!

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Parallels
November 24th 2021
9640 Comments


"I personally loved this"

this but unironically, lmao

this is so entertaining

Parallels
November 24th 2021
9640 Comments


>Renowned musical comedian "Weird" Al Yankovich has weighed in on the release and said, "That's not me. That's actually Kid Rock."

golden

Bandit1786
November 24th 2021
17 Comments


I haven't cringed that much in years...well done, Mr. Rock. Reigning king of white trash.

Kompys2000
Contributing Reviewer
November 24th 2021
6574 Comments


Tom Macdonald on suicide watch after this

Aluktodolo
November 24th 2021
145 Comments


The guitar tone is absolutely terrible. Completely corny, just like this fraud.

KillJester
November 24th 2021
93 Comments


absolute shitty and hilarious lyrics aside this is kinda catchy, i hate to admit it.

Laen
November 24th 2021
669 Comments


Nik Nocturnal
1 hour ago
Banger!
[2]

tsunamijesus
November 24th 2021
7 Comments


"The guitar tone is absolutely terrible. Completely corny, just like this fraud."

it's not a good tone for a good band, but if your dealer was like 'dude i dialed in a killer preset on my hx stomp' and this was the tone you'd be like 'huh that's actually pretty good'. it's not like this song calls for a maz38 through blues

mostly it's just really well captured and actually has some mids and isn't just gain

Kompys2000
Contributing Reviewer
November 24th 2021
6574 Comments


Lmao excellently put

In all seriousness I think the fact that he doesn't actually say anything very offensive here speaks to how ultimately harmless and goofy it is. I'd even go so far as to say this is better than the lion's share of his big pop hits, which mostly suck in far less entertaining ways

outliers
November 24th 2021
2989 Comments


cant wait to see trump walk out to this song right before declaring his 2024 prez bid

hobblepot
November 24th 2021
2554 Comments


What’s the opposite of an erection? In the bad way?

grannypantys
November 25th 2021
2443 Comments


for the first time ever I might be a kid rock fan

this song is hilarious in every way

SitarHero
November 25th 2021
13637 Comments


PS: For a truly s-tier takedown of Kid Rock, this video by Pat Finnerty is required watching. If there is one youtuber who deserves all the views, it's this guy.

https://youtu.be/u8FAbjjB48A



Kompys2000
Contributing Reviewer
November 25th 2021
6574 Comments


Pat Finnerty rules, was laughing my ass off for the entire Kravitz Bowl episode

RadioNew03
November 25th 2021
89 Comments


That was downright putrid, Jesus Christ why did I subject my ears to such garbage.

Wildcardbitchesss
November 25th 2021
5747 Comments


good god All Summer Long
I completely forgot about that song. Holy shit I fucking hate Kid Rock.
Like, he's not even a kid ffs

zaruyache
November 25th 2021
24695 Comments


just a reminder his dad's a millionaire and he was raised in like an estate house with loads of property. nothing worse than a hillbilly cosplayer.

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Wildcardbitchesss
November 25th 2021
5747 Comments


fucking seriously. I dont like to throw the term poser around, i feel like its overused, but what a fucking poser

sixdegrees
November 25th 2021
12454 Comments


holy based

Sevengill
November 25th 2021
10442 Comments


Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bulb?????None , their too busy ??? Their gender😂😂😂 [2]

LEFT WING DESTROYED

DJD1ed
November 25th 2021
58 Comments


That's not even a free style, this man sat down and wrote that...


XSebbyMcMuffinX
November 25th 2021
421 Comments


Oh good lord.
He just compared himself to David Lee Roth (who said "You’re Never Gonna Convince Him (Trump) of Anything") and Bruce Springsteen (a bit left, isn't he?). Why did he go with those choices? Is he in on the joke? Is he long past a psychotic break? What is going on here?

aaronrkc
November 25th 2021
403 Comments


Kid Rock is cooler than every hater in this comment section this is simply a fact. Next.

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keaton_86
November 25th 2021
417 Comments


"Meth addiction simulator"

This actually made me lol.

TheAntichrist
November 25th 2021
2864 Comments


"Fifty year old hard rock pioneer and hip hop inventor, Robert James Ritchie alias "Kid" Rock, has dropped an incendiary new single and video titled "Don't Tell Me How To Live" that tells millennials, snowflakes, and other haters just how much of a fuck he really absolutely does not give."

Anthracks
November 25th 2021
7054 Comments


it's crazy how much this dude is worshiped in the south. i remember going to "rock legends" cruises and they were auctioning off guitars from thin lizzy, beatles, allman brothers, foreigner, zz top, uriah heep, deep purple, and kid rock. kid rock was the only "classic rock" artist featured in anything that didn't start in 70s or earlier

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TheAntichrist
November 25th 2021
2864 Comments


cus they retarded

momentzuhclarity
November 25th 2021
858 Comments


at first i misread the title as "five-year old.." and not "Fifty year old" lmao

thought it was an excellent dig at first

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Eons
November 25th 2021
3332 Comments


just to mention again, bc it's pertinent, this guy lied about his upbringing, claimed to grow up in trailerparks in michigan, but he had rich family and grew up on a nice ranch. his entire 'persona' is strictly a persona, like literally a made up bullshit thing. I don't know how honest he is about that fact, like idk if he admits that it's a character or not but I somehow doubt it.

Eons
November 25th 2021
3332 Comments


as far as him being worshipped in the south, that's just sad, southern people need to get more in touch with their own blues and folk music legends instead of this pop country bullshit.

momentzuhclarity
November 25th 2021
858 Comments


@eons good points, didnt know that about him but totally fits the bill. thats the nature of a character tho - you never break in the public eye for that $$

MCJACKDAHL
November 25th 2021
24 Comments


Kid Rocks autism levels are legendary this song is really fun.

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ReturnToRock
November 25th 2021
4462 Comments


I actually owned Cocky for a brief period a couple of years ago. In my defense, it cost me 20 pence from a car boot sale (that's about a quarter from a flea market, for you Yanks out there) and I spun it once before immediately giving it away to the nearest charity shop (that's a thrift store, for you US plebs.)

Dedes
November 25th 2021
8028 Comments


Kid Rock is an icon
Be a good boy this year or Kid Rock won't rev up his Harley and bring a 6-pack of Natty Ice for you this Christmas

Nikkolae
November 25th 2021
5988 Comments


mf should rebrand to Cringe Rock after this gotem.

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bloc
November 25th 2021
67076 Comments


This is probably his second best song after Bawitdaba

TheSonomaDude
November 25th 2021
8256 Comments


Nothing says “im not an offended snowflake!” like a conservative dumping a shit ton of time and money into desperately trying to prove how much of a snowflake he isnt

IAMLEGION
November 25th 2021
277 Comments


The style of this song is very much like the tracks off of Devil Without A Cause so I really enjoyed it. It’s a silly kid rock song so everybody just go back to your preferred propaganda machine and have a happy Thanksgiving. Or you can roll with Rock and if not you can suck his dick. Take care.

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SitarHero
November 25th 2021
13637 Comments


"He just compared himself to David Lee Roth (who said "You’re Never Gonna Convince Him (Trump) of Anything") and Bruce Springsteen (a bit left, isn't he?). Why did he go with those choices? Is he in on the joke? Is he long past a psychotic break? What is going on here?"

Lol, yeah the DLR and Boss lines struck me as odd too. AFAIK Sammy Hagar is/was the only openly conservative member of Van Halen which would have made a *far* more appropriate point of reference for the Kid.

Or maybe he just couldn't think of any cons cool enough to want to compare himself to.

EyesWideShut
November 26th 2021
5630 Comments


AMERICAN songwriter Kid Rock

Keyblade
November 26th 2021
30306 Comments


new pickup truck banger

Trundle
November 26th 2021
3673 Comments


banger indeed

InFlamesWeThrash666
November 26th 2021
10246 Comments


libs destroyed with american facts and logic

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Wildcardbitchesss
November 26th 2021
5747 Comments


As a lefty I’m shocked and extremely offended that the legendary musician Kid Rock disagrees with my opinions

Storm In A Teacup
November 26th 2021
36570 Comments


“The style of this song is very much like the tracks off of Devil Without A Cause so I really enjoyed it. It’s a silly kid rock song so everybody just go back to your preferred propaganda machine and have a happy Thanksgiving. Or you can roll with Rock and if not you can suck his dick. Take care.”

Your comment reads like you are a little bitch.

Wildcardbitchesss
November 26th 2021
5747 Comments


[2]
The lack of self awareness is astounding.

ghostboobs
November 26th 2021
81 Comments


AIN'T NO-BODY GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEUUUUGGGGGHHHHH

Scoot
November 26th 2021
20886 Comments


so he lifts a song from monster truck and makes it the butt rock anthem of 2021

Scoot
November 26th 2021
20886 Comments


i needed a costume for my 2021 new years party, thanks kid rock

sixdegrees
November 26th 2021
12454 Comments


you can roll with Rock and if not you can suck his dick

SitarHero
November 26th 2021
13637 Comments


The Ted Nugent lookalike is apparently really offended about some of the backlash he's getting for the song he sang on that mocks people for being too easily offended. Even the Hardtimes couldn't top real life right now. This song just keeps on giving.


https://loudwire.com/monster-truck-jon-harvey-super-offended-backlash-dont-tell-me-how-to-live/

TheSonomaDude
November 26th 2021
8256 Comments


Awwww poor baby. But he's totally not a snowflake, right?

Gmork89
November 26th 2021
8241 Comments


This is one of the least creative pieces of music ever made. I think I heard the 1:1 playthrough of this song in my head before I even hit the play button.

Hatework
November 27th 2021
228 Comments


A single song brought an entire generation of liberals to their knees.

tigersbrokefree
November 27th 2021
299 Comments


The song is so bad it makes for a hilarious meme.

tigersbrokefree
November 27th 2021
299 Comments


But anyway, nothing like a white guy who grew up rich in Michigan wanting to be a southern belle.

TheSonomaDude
November 27th 2021
8256 Comments


You don’t get it snowflake, he had such a hard time growing up in his million dollar ranch mansion.

SitarHero
November 27th 2021
13637 Comments


Same tbh. Because at the end of the day it doesn't matter whether you're black white brown green or purple. We all gotta struggle the same way growing up in our ranch mansions.

sixdegrees
November 27th 2021
12454 Comments


im blue

chemicalmarriage
November 27th 2021
3804 Comments


Songs as dumb as the fucking people who like it

KevinKC
November 27th 2021
979 Comments


This is so horrendous that it's like giving reasons to the people he is criticizing not to question their ideas.





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