Brian Posehn hates New Music

2021-01-10 by DatsNotDaMetulz | 47 Comments
Comedian and well known metal fan Brian Posehn has released a new music video from his album Grandpa Metal. On "New Music Sucks", he rails against new music from 5-8 years ago with the help of Fall Out Boy members Patrick Stump and Joe Trohman, and numerous other celebrity cameos.


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Deadwing42
January 10th 2021
234 Comments


Lame.

LeddSledd
January 10th 2021
3144 Comments


is the fact that he's making fun of music from nearly a decade ago part of some joke? or is he that out of touch?

also, this guy's a comedian?

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sonictheplumber
January 10th 2021
11970 Comments


i like the idea of brian posehn but this sucks

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ArsMoriendi
January 10th 2021
32821 Comments


Oh this is the guy I always confuse with Eric Wareheim

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OwMySnauze
January 10th 2021
2236 Comments


Definition of cringe

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Trundle
January 10th 2021
3350 Comments


...take a lap

parksungjoon
January 10th 2021
25907 Comments


>Comedian and well known metal fan Brian Posehn

literally who

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JohnnyoftheWell
Staff Reviewer
January 10th 2021
31729 Comments


autotune bad ok

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parksungjoon
January 10th 2021
25907 Comments


why dont they hav autotuners for instruments by now smh

parksungjoon
January 10th 2021
25907 Comments


seriously you ever pick up your guitar after like a week of not playing and its all a quarter step too high because its fucking winter and the cold made the strings contract? i cant be the only one who gets pissed at that

Cygnatti
January 10th 2021
34374 Comments


Havent heard but hes kinda right, but also music from a decade ago isnt "new" so idk what hes tryna say.

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el_newg
January 10th 2021
1116 Comments


i mean, you guys know this is a bit right...
still not funny but dont take it seriously

el_newg
January 10th 2021
1116 Comments


the end of the song he says they are not new artists

Cygnatti
January 10th 2021
34374 Comments


:|

parksungjoon
January 10th 2021
25907 Comments


>i mean, you guys know this is a bit right...

no, i saw that he's a comedian and well known metal fan and then i did not click the thing

jim breuer flashbacks

LeddSledd
January 10th 2021
3144 Comments


>i did not click the thing

don't change that. if you thought of the least funny joke about new music possible it would be better than this

zaruyache
January 10th 2021
23418 Comments


this coulda been a Weird Al-kinda bit but it just wasn't funny at all

Shiranui
January 10th 2021
746 Comments


I mean the joke was dead before it even started.

Also, anyone who dislikes Billy Joel gets the gtfo sign from me.

BallsToTheWall
January 10th 2021
50246 Comments


Yeah, Billy Joel is a saint!

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gschwen
January 10th 2021
510 Comments


No ones gonna mention that he consulted Fall Out Boy to discuss bad music?

PistolPete
January 10th 2021
5213 Comments


Who is even going to listen to this at the end of the day? He strikes me as that one kid from school who thought they were way funnier than they are.

Odal
January 10th 2021
531 Comments


What a colossal missfire. This thing feels like it's an hour long.

Brian can be a funny guy but a comedy music album ain't it.

Gameofmetal
Emeritus
January 10th 2021
10888 Comments


my exposure to posehn is pretty limited but he always comes off as a boomer amalgam of all the worst elements of metalheads like endlessly posturing against popular music for the sake of doing so

DatsNotDaMetulz
January 10th 2021
4038 Comments


It's pretty tongue in cheek. For example, Patrick Stump does guest vocals on it and has a line about how Fall Out Boy suck.

SitarHero
Contributing Reviewer
January 11th 2021
12549 Comments


The ending is actually kind of listenable. Although maybe that's only because everything before it goes out of its way to be so bad.

sixdegrees
January 11th 2021
10812 Comments


Funny stuff

Nomos2
January 11th 2021
722 Comments


>> I like the idea of posehn [2]

Laen
January 11th 2021
545 Comments


Wasn't funny, just an unlistenable cynical rant, so failed on both fronts of music and comedy. Getting through this whole thing felt like an eternity.

SharkTooth
January 11th 2021
14179 Comments


This entire song is just him stating the blatantly obvious, what the hell I expected comedy

FirstStrikeIsDeadly
January 11th 2021
1172 Comments


"he rails against new music from 5-8 years ago" haha, love how that's written

NonApplicable
January 11th 2021
2845 Comments


Is this guy funny outside of his music?

el_newg
January 11th 2021
1116 Comments


not one of the greatest comics but I don't mind him. check The Sarah Silverman Program

sonictheplumber
January 11th 2021
11970 Comments


i like when he does voicework or some shit

Eons
January 11th 2021
2897 Comments


its hilarious how the guy from fall out boy is associated with this, he's made complete garbage for a decade and a half, and even in his heyday was pop shite

Hyperion1001
Emeritus
January 11th 2021
20306 Comments


this guy sucks lmao

momentzuhclarity
January 11th 2021
359 Comments


yikes. comes off as bitter

likeshad0ws
January 11th 2021
97 Comments


old man yells at cloud

mikeisreallynice
January 12th 2021
9 Comments


this guy stinks

Intothepit
January 12th 2021
4221 Comments


Anyone remember when Patrick Stump did guest vox for Weekend Nachos? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

garas
January 12th 2021
5493 Comments


This song also sucks.
But I approve the message behind it.

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Jamdbz
January 12th 2021
837 Comments


how is this 6 minutes long

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Divaman
January 12th 2021
7769 Comments


I never found this guy funny. I liked him best when they skinned him in The Devil's Rejects.

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hel9000
Contributing Reviewer
January 12th 2021
946 Comments


Fuck this.

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FirstStrikeIsDeadly
January 12th 2021
1172 Comments


Thought it had potential at the very beginning even though it's already dated to ~3 or 4 years ago, had to close it out once I got to the "chorus"

dbizzles
January 12th 2021
14589 Comments


The video and song didn't make me laugh but the track list did.

9. New Music Sucks
10. New Music Sucks Reprise

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Emim
January 12th 2021
29630 Comments


Literally never heard of this guy.

momentzuhclarity
January 13th 2021
359 Comments


not surprising. he's kind of hit or miss



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