Let no-one say that this has been a slow month

Damn url don’t link, and I’m just over here talking to the picture like damn, let me take a peek-at-‘chu

Big if true

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thunder stone when

Wow! Inspiring! Thank you for your prompt service and attentive attitude. I know for sure now I can go on with my day, comfortable in the assurance that all joys are fleeting intrusions on our natural states of uninspired banality.

Nicer dicer!

Adorable.

"Hi user porcupinetheater! We have been experiencing technical difficulties and apologise for any inconvenience. The link has been updated with a working version - we hope this will will meet your satisfaction! Please let us know if there's anything else we can do for you.

Yours,

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"Wow! Inspiring! Thank you for your prompt service and attentive attitude. I know for sure now I can go on with my day, comfortable in the assurance that all joys are fleeting intrusions on our natural states of uninspired banality.

Nicer dicer!"




Ha gay

RIP Pika

I would slay Pikazilla if I could too

hugh pudlde has gone too far this time

yours sincerely,
ash ketchups pikachu

Johnny's first post answered my question.

ピカピカ

your homie pika is dead


rip

What is a boris

what a bore wants
what a boris
whatever makes feedback and sets you free

lmao

Pika Pika kakoii

This could mean the already-prolific Boris can put out as many albums per year as Buckethead does... nah, probably does the opposite... or changes nothing... what, I didn't say anything, Shingo - go do your studies before I chop off another finger...

Boris/Merzbow (or just / ), their newest collab including a cover of the band's namesake/infamous Melvins song is still makin me happy af - this band can do no (ok, very little) wrong

Amazing

These guys suck

You don’t see Pikachu complainin’

Wata ❤ Pikachu

THIS is the guy dragging down Evermore's metacritic score?

Hugh Puddle at large

i'd say surprised pikachu face, but he's too dead to do it

Pikachu low key trash pokemon

All about Tyrantrum and Pallosand.

Delete this

no

Yep

I hate pallosand so much

Bitch just won't die

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https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/027/475/Screen_Shot_2018-10-25_at_11.02.15_AM.png

I wanna know how he ascertained that the cupcake is the size of an actual Pikachu head

pikachu's head is like 1/3 of it's body, official avg pikachu size is 1' 4'', so avg pikachu head height should be like 5.28 inches, which this doesn't quite look to be. Obviously must've been based on a younger pikachu.

you're a younger pikachu

isn't a younger pikachu a pichu

or is that strictly fighting stats

i mean i'm assuming a pokeman grows at least a little bit after evolving, i know they're magic space aliens but i'm sure there's reference to a big old pikachu somewhere.

G max Pikachu is a massive fucker

pokemon are magic space aliens?

I thought that was just Clefairy

magic space aliens???

they are pokemon

some of em are magic space aliens, most of them are just alternate reality animals

yeah but where do they come from?

wheres the deep pokemon lore that explains their origins?

well where did we come from mort

you just dont need to know these things

in the games it just says "the world is inhabited by pokemon, this is a pokemon, go catch pokemon" so they're just animals basically. But some of the legendary ones are from space

you're from space

As a user I’m out of this world I agree

use thunderbolt bitch

pika chooowwoooooo

lmao nice colton

wata w/ haunter is bttr

if colton was a pokemon he'd be either a Gothorita or a Trubbish

Hahahahahah!

the most devastating event of 2020 imo

p-p-pika?

change your review name immediately

to what

anything

throw me a bone

Jeremy Fedora

okay

what is a scene

hate to see it

why do you hate fun, pickle? stop it. stop hating fun.

is this site really this dumb? yes.
are you somehow even dumber than the cesspool of a website this place can be sometimes? positively. say some stupid shit like that again and i'll break a pickle jar on your head smh

fun has no place on the interwebs

we're all serious and grown up here

This just had to be a Johnny article. There’s an impressive level of background detail here, yet so many important questions remain. I will endeavour to investigate this thoroughly.

lmao

For some reason I thought the title meant "Boris Johnson" and had this weird image in my head of Boris Johnson eating a Pikachu with this deranged face like in "Saturn Devouring his Son" by Francisco Goya.

In some people’s eyes his crimes against humanity could be compared to devouring an actual real life Pikachu, so this checks out.