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"It's nine songs that have some connection to the species of human." rofl

song is meh

Song is very meh. Concept ia even more meh.

You guys don't know how to appreciate good cheese

I really liked this

Song is good, music video is very boomer Facebook.

Have to admit, the blonde makes the song more interesting.

Love me some good cheese, but I've had enough gouda tbh

They should teach her the chugga riff, and she can replace their dwarf.

"Have to admit, the blonde makes the song more interesting"
HOT song indeed

"It's nine songs that have some connection to the species of human..." lol

It's 2008. I'm listening to a Ayreon album about the intersection of human nature and technology featuring vocals by Floor Jansen.

It's 2020. I'm listening to a Nightwish album about the intersection of human nature and technology featuring vocals by Floor Jansen.

I thought Shudder Before The Beautiful had a riff that's a little too similar to the one in Storytime, but this one is even more akin to it.

once fantastic band that has spent the last 15 or so years being mediocre releases mediocre song shocker

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

game of thrones theme song melody

annoys the heck outta me

Song is good, music video is very boomer Facebook. [2]

Also HUMAN. ://: NATURE.



DAMN.

I mean.. maybe I'm wrong, but I keep reading it just as human nature. Sure there's random punctuation in there, but as an album title is human nature really that bad?

it's actually HVMAN. :II: NATVRE.

Behemoth gets a pass for using Roman U's, no justice for Nightwish?

Who gives a shit about the album title. It's the music that matters (which doesn't help matters in this case). Delain's new album is called "Apocalypse and Chill". My point is symphonic metal has always been a little cheesy and questionable. It's too late to act surprised now.

@DungeonBoy, No, you're right, it's just silly commentary. But music aside, the video is meh and it's actually made out of three rehashed shots. Sorry to say, but this wasn't up to par. And this whole ''environmentalism for dummies'' is getting stale.

well their last isn't called :II: LOVED. YOV. AT. YOVR. DARKEST.

It could have been, and it would still have had the same awesome songs.

“it's actually HVMAN. :II: NATVRE.”

Uuuggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

It has just been announced Greta Thunberg approved the album's title

Well, there's some street cred at least. She's more metal than Nightwish, anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kD1zubg3cA

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She seems the kind of person to appear in a Nightwish music video tbh

Song is fine, dont know why but these kind of themes never appealed to me, especially when it's so in your face like that.

Weak song but they’ve never been gothic metal.

that was fucking cringe

sounds like an after forever track, doesn't sound like Nightwish at all

also the video is wack. ppl using smartphones too much is the same level of critique and insight as some boomer in a facebook group

This has probably always been my least favorite band to ever exist I think
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"Well, there's some street cred at least. She's more metal than Nightwish, anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kD1zubg3cA"

wait hold up, that actually fucking slaps. is this john mollusk fella in any bands

Right? It reminds me of like an old school Mayhem style song, but with a 12 year girl (or however old she is). Somehow, I've never actually thought about whether that dude is any actual bands...

once fantastic band that has spent the last 15 or so years being mediocre releases mediocre song shocker

Agreed. Nightwish have been boring ever since Tarja left. Sad times.

what even is with the notion that nightwish is not metal...lol

who... gives a fuck?

".... I've never actually thought about whether that dude is any actual bands... "

If he's not, he should be. Creatively, the track goes beyond humor, it's actually a good jam.

--Nightwish have been boring ever since Tarja left.--

Correction. Nightwish got more interesting (in the studio) with Anette. ;)

--what even is with the notion that nightwish is not metal...lol

who... gives a fuck?--

It's a joke. Read the conversation and watch the Youtube video.

I liked this one, don't have hight expectations for the album though.

I never liked Floor in studio as much compared to live for some reason.

It seems like they let her cut loose in the live situations, but totally hold her back during recordings. That's why the songs from the one album she was on are so much better live (as are the songs from every album, really).

Is this song an attack on all Nightwish fans?

"If he's not, he should be. Creatively, the track goes beyond humor, it's actually a good jam."

he's actually in an... experimental groove metal band, and he plays drums I think. shame, cuz it sounds like he can make some dope ass blackened dm

still dont get who you are talking about

"Correction. Nightwish got more interesting (in the studio) with Anette. ;)"
agreed hard

--still dont get who you are talking about--

The dude that made this black metal song out of Greta's UN speech. The video that prompted our joke about Greta being more metal than Nightwish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kD1zubg3cA

had a chance to give this track a few listens.. it's pretty okay, really nothing too special though. no goosebumps on this one.. I like the Nightwish songs that give me goosebumps.

First listen this was okay, and after about 20 listens it is still okay. It's like a combination of the Game of Thrones theme melody and Storytime.

"It seems like they let her cut loose in the live situations, but totally hold her back during recordings"

After seeing them live, they really let her cut loose.

Yeah, Game of Thrones' theme was definitely an influence.