God this is awful

Wow this is bad.

The kind of thing that shouldn't exist

What the fuck is this hahahaha

holy fuck that was so bad

That band is a parody of themselves now. What a fucking joke.

Very very not good.

According to Armstrong, a song on the album, titled "Kill the DJ", would be close to "straight-up dance music" and "four-on-the-floor rhythm" which the band has never done before.

CAN'T WAIT FOR THREE ALBUMS OF THAT
WAIT YES I CAN THAT WAS REALLY BAD

Pretty bad; and too long, especially for such a simple song.

I cannot believe that was five minutes long. Felt like ten.

I only made it through about a minute of that. It was that terrible.

And the comments on there. People are eating that shit up.

Clicked for the lolz and it delivered. Holy fuck that might have been worse than new Linkin Park.

I actually liked it, though I agree it does drag on a bit.

Do you know how lucky are we to be Green Day fans? Their isn't another band, in the world, that has consistently given their fans phenomenal music, for a quarter of a century. They never cease to amaze.... Congratulations Green Day!

Closed the tab after "I'm wearing my heart on a noose"

Yeah it's not too good.

What the hell happened to this band?

had to turn it off after 1:35...was shocked it had only been that long. that was just...ugh.

"Closed the tab after "I'm wearing my heart on a noose""

yeah that was the back breaker.

I like it better than 21st Century Breakdown's Know Your Enemy, but come on, 5 minutes ? Really ? It doesn't happen anything.

This takes shitty lyrics to a new level

Them saying they 'tapped into their own exile on main street' pisses me off.

This isn't the worse thing they wrote. It is just boring.

If this was more interesting, had some kind of melody, didn't have bad lyrics, and wasn't terrible, it would be good.

"I'm wearing my heart on a noose." lol

maybe the rest of the album will have some better songs

Most likely but the fact that they would release this as a single baffles me

This is what happens when ageing dudes try to be 21 and revenant still. I wonder what colour they'll dye their spiky hair
this time?

Oh dear. This is why when a band breaks up during their peak, it's called a SMART move.

"I'm wearing my heart on a noose"

Aaaaaand we're done here.

I actually kind of like that it doesn't sound like their last two albums. It's not particularly good but it's different and that's refreshing to hear after the last two shit-shows. For some reason this gives me a very U2 kind of vibe to it.

Their 3rd release is suppose to be epic guys.

Still cant believe they are making a triple album. In the end there might be enough solid songs to make 1 decent album
like every other band whose done something stupid like this. Bad song to pick for a single too since the other ones seem
to be more rockers. Why choose a generic ballad unless they're just trying to get on the radio. Oh wait thats exactly what
they be doin.

fucking terrible band

they've been bad for years and some of you are just figuring it out

This is even worse than the last two Sum 41 albums combined. I might review this and just link it up to that monkey peeing in its own mouth review.

It's a neat trick being able to start off as garbage and end up as worthless garbage.

Well... that was awful

"Do you know how lucky are we to be Green Day fans? Their isn't another band, in the world, that has consistently given their fans phenomenal music, for a quarter of a century. They never cease to amaze.... Congratulations Green Day!"

not gonna listen, but the comments here provided many lol's. Thanks

Haha wow this is so terrible

i had a little hope for this
hoping 21cb was a fluke or something


NOOOOOOPE

So boring. 12 year old me would hate me for saying this, but I FUCKING HATE GREEN DAY!

that. what. so. boring. omg.

So decision time, guys. Is the song any good?

and they said punk was dead

Kill jam some kerplunk with me n feel young again

It is boring and drags, but it isn't that bad.
Aside from the lyrics

oh my god, that is atrocious. I don't even hate green day....

i would be fine if they just rehashed dookie into 6 more albums.

This is pathetic.

actually didnt mind that, first green day song i didnt think was terrible in like 10 years

Not only is the song boring, but the band themselves sound bored.

'green day has always been an ambitious band'.

lol rolling stone.

For how disappointing the new Blink album was, it will never be as bad as a newer Green Day album ughhh this is shit fuck even do you know your diltch was better than this shit this song is boring as fuck

insert obvious American Idiot joke here

Was this good? No. But I like that this band is basically like "fuck it" and throwing out whatever the fuck they want without being too pretentious about it anymore.

this was pretty bleh

So bland, their not even trying anymore

The article would have been more subtle if the author had just wrote 2 pages of onomatopoeia of the 3 American Idiots' dicks in his/her mouth

I love some of the comments on that article

"Ok, as a music expert, and a huge Green Day fan, let me say: this song is Awesome! love iiit! yeah maybe it's a bit different or whatever, but it's a really great song!
i mean, Of course, it's GD we r talking about, they r perfect, amazing musicians that know what they r doing!!! i can't wait to hear the other songs *-* 1,2, Tre ♥"

See guys, the song is awesome. A music expert on the internet says so!

hilaribad. This shit is so fuck that I'm bitch. Damnit.

how do you make a song like this and then say to yourself, "yes, I want the world to hear this"

"Ok, as a music expert, and a huge Green Day fan, let me say: this song is Awesome! love iiit! yeah maybe it's a bit different or whatever, but it's a really great song!
i mean, Of course, it's GD we r talking about, they r perfect, amazing musicians that know what they r doing!!! i can't wait to hear the other songs *-* 1,2, Tre ♥"

Not even going to listen to it. Just going to say its surely terrible. They should have just broken up in 2000.

I sort of enjoyed it. Not saying it fantastic by any means, because at 2:55, that falsetto is God damn awfull and more out of place then the rapping on the Abandon All Shits album (you know what I'm talking about).

Although, I believe this song was made with one sole purpose. To have a catchy chorus and let the song go on just long enough so that when it's done, it's stuck in your head. Clever move to end the album that way tho... haha, get's pretty fucking boring after first listen, 5 minutes is WAY too long.

3 full-lengths? seriously?

ps. song gave me cancer etc.

"Each of the three albums has a totally different vibe. "The first one is power pop," says Billie Joe Armstrong. "The second is more garage-y, Nuggets-type rock. And the third is supposed to be epic. With the first album you're getting in the mood to party. On the second one, you're at the party. And the third album you're cleaning up the mess."

that makes no fucking sense.

cleaning up the mess so fucking EPIC

"Ok, as a music expert, and a huge Green Day fan, let me say: this song is Awesome! love iiit! yeah maybe it's a bit different or whatever, but it's a really great song!
i mean, Of course, it's GD we r talking about, they r perfect, amazing musicians that know what they r doing!!! i can't wait to hear the other songs *-* 1,2, Tre ♥"

I always want an album to give me the feeling of picking up PBR cans and vomit

music expert? or music official???

just returned from the dentist; mouth is very numb; oh, cool, a new green day song, i hated their last album but american idiot was pretty great; predictably safe 4/10 ball pit song

I've been happier when I had to bury my dog. That was five minutes of fucking awful.

I don't think I made it to the 2 minute mark. Was there a drop? Maybe a drop or a keyboard solo could have saved that song.

"I've been happier when I had to bury my dog. That was five minutes of fucking awful." lol

""Ok, as a music expert, and a huge Green Day fan, let me say: this song is Awesome! love iiit! yeah maybe it's a bit different or whatever, but it's a really great song!
i mean, Of course, it's GD we r talking about, they r perfect, amazing musicians that know what they r doing!!! i can't wait to hear the other songs *-* 1,2, Tre ♥""
LOL

and

"With the first album you're getting in the mood to party. On the second one, you're at the party. And the third album you're cleaning up the mess."
LOLOL

As if three albums isn't bad enough, they kick off with this piece of shit signaling exactly what we're in for. A long fucking winter

Fucking awful.

what the fuck does "i'm wearing my heart on a noose" even mean

so they're deep

AND original

better than boulevard of broken dreams. they play that shit every single day at my work.

at least that song didn't suck camel taint though

^Great point.

Kindof sounds like a way lesser version of some stuff on warning

That was fucking excruciating. This song has the traits of something that's supposed to be a faster
paced song, it's like the only reason this thing is 5 minutes in length is because they had a fast
paced song and slowed it down and just let it drag. I mean, I guess if they say this was an attempt at
"power pop" then they're going for the chorus melodies that Weezer has (Beverly Hills), but the
production needs to be more powerful for something like that, this is far too simple to be as
elongated as it is. 2/5.

poop, rolled in feces, sprinkled in crap and dyed neon green.

terribly average

Meh, not horrible, not great either. Better than most of 21st Century Breakdown. So there's that.

I think people are going a little too hard on this. But that riff is far to boring to be carried through the whole song. I like the chorus though. And the lyrics are bad.

OMG what was that shit!! Terrible.

No Mas

This was bad, but it could have been so much worse. I expected worse due to what everyone was saying

So they tried to copy The Gaslight Anthem....mehhh

Thank god Offspring is still Punk Rock otherwise it would be dead... Oh wait no they're no more...

Lately, I can say that I prefer to listen to Offspring rather than Green Day. They've still got decent tunes (of course with exceptions), but Green Day are just plain lazy or superficial.

I've always preferred Offspring than Green Day, their only good album was American Idiot, but that's just my own opinion

@Rastapunk - Nah, they have a lot of great albums. Recently they've pretty much turned to shit with 21st Century Breakdown and milking American Idiot. Still, I do have some hope with this trilogy.

I don't care what you think about my opinion andcas, I've listened to their earlier albums and I don't like them, that's just how it is ;)

it's okay to be wrong. [2]

I opened this article praying that the song would have the shit flamed out of it. Thank you sputnik for reminding me why I love you (sometimes)

Just listened to this. Holy LOL

Have never liked Green Day much but this is just a plain lazy

well that was one of the worst things i've heard since their last album

Should've been the first single

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTSXACtlvcA

Why the fuck is this five minutes long