so pumped for the new album so i can get my crunk on

its like the biggest embarrassment in the the last decade. these guys just eat shit.

I didn't think it was possible to hate anything as much as I hate Brokencyde.

Nov 09 - Burnsville, MN - The Garage

totes gonna go bang some scene chicks

They're not coming to Oregon! Hell yes.

I liked the part where he got beat up by a shemale.

maan and i was havin a good day and everything...

i kno rite?

crunk 4 l1f3

this is even better than the previous song!

and by better I mean worse

Cool vid

FUCK LIFE

atleast, based off the song title, they're asking for help

Basically....If I had to listen to Brokencyde or punch myself in the dick, light it on fire, then roll around in poison ivy....I'd choose option 1, but only because I really don't feel like lighting my dick on fire, take that part out and we might have to reconsider.

Ugggghhhhh!!!! Never listened to Brokencyde before because of all the comments stating they suck. Just watched the video and now I understand why all the hate is warranted. Band and video are more horrible than advertised

2 more things...

1) "atleast, based off the song title, they're asking for help " - Probably one of the best first posts, made me laugh..

2) I made it to 1:20 in the song....do I win a medal, or even a cookie...?

That's some deep lyrics right there brah.

They even put pedobear in the video.

Lol @ pedobear

I have a feeling that some of the worst jokes ever posted on this site will be in this thread.

Pretty much.

Hahahahahaha now that was ridiculous!!! xDDDD I can't believe I watched the whole thing!!!

It's... So... Beautiful...

Holy fuck..................IT WAS GLORIOUS

that tour sounds kewl

these threads always bring out the unfunny retards

it was about you so take note

Yeah! Not coming to Houston!

porch is probably funnier than any of you faggots soooo

of course sputnik, this is important news, but Converge working on new material isnt...

but im a biased metalcore pussy, so disregard

Holy fuck. I've never listened to them before now.

I got to 1:16, and the only reason I even made it that far is because there were hot chicks.

it won't even load on my computer. yay!! my ISP has standards!!

YES, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF GEORGIA.

Ex girlfriend actually liked these guys.

Wait how are these guys not lying in a ditch somewhere in eastern europe?

worse than dane cook

The cumshot on his face at 2:28 doesn't surprise me, that tranny had him all over.

Best band from Alba-crunky.

holy shit. my mind just boggles wondering how many people would of had to green light this shit - and not one of them said 'guys this actually really fucking blows, lets put our cash into some other band...'

Everybody sacrifice a goat and beseech Odin for an almighty "Van Flip"

Wish I could be as crunk as Brokencyde.

of course sputnik, this is important news, but Converge working on new material isnt...

but im a biased metalcore pussy, so disregard

I was waiting for a good first post opportunity haha

at some point i came to a epiphany while seen this video, and for a second i thought that maybe they were trying to make you realize about how hip hop videos were so banal and stuff. like if that was their hidden message and that was only becouse i though a human being couldn't be serious about writting such crap and making such a shit video.
you know eventually i realized i was a complete moron on the next second when pedobear was dancing with some girls that was plain retarded.

Brokencyde: The biggest trolls to ever exist.

4chan would be proud

That song was mad good. "Teach me how to scream. T-t-t-teach me teach me how to scream." Genious

that was god awful.

and the 2010 biggest sputnik asshole award goes to....... porch. take a bow. [2]

Why couldn't his dick blew up and make the video better?
Or at least some priest sex?

After watching the video with the sound on I honestly would rather take a new Doomthrone album.

Fantastic party music. I mean, really.

...it just makes me sad

it's funny they call themselves 'innovators' ^^

nice job stealing the hook from teach me how to dougie

haters gonna hate

i mean, tastes differ, but how on earth can you not hate this "music" ^^

Bravo.

WTF A band finally comes to Louisville and IT'S FUCKING BROKENCYDE?!

this makes me want to start curb stomping babies

catchy stuff

ts;dw

Brokencyde < Everything.

well shit this made my week

There's no crunker town than Albequerque.

anyone else find it odd that they never actually screamed in that video?

The worst part is I can't even make fun of this on myspace, it tells me "we are unable to post your comment at this time"

Brokencyde fans, apparently.

Wow thats bad

It's funny cause they suck at screaming.

they suck at everything

the name of the new album actually makes me hope 2012 happens early

Gadzooks!

I'm beyond pumped for Tuesday

THIS IS A COMPLETE BULLSHIT

FUCK_MY_LIFE.

I will admit, that tranny part was pretty funny.