I wonder how blazed you would have to be to enjoy this movie (if it ever gets made)

Pretentious? Yes

Will that stop me watching it if it happens? No

oh man pretentious pretentious pretentious

ALL I NEED IS THIS WISE MAN'S STAFF ENCASED IN CRYSTAL!

There will be beards in this film. Beyond that, nothing will be worth watching.

cool

dont lie
pretntious or not
we'll all watch ti
atleast out of curiosity

Mastodon just needs to stop now. They are not that good.

Album is awesome. Would not make a good movie.

Mastodon just needs to stop now. They are not that good.

Eh, it'll probably end up like the Year Zero moivie that never came out. Album is awesome though.

this would be a hit or miss i think

I wonder how blazed you would have to be to enjoy this movie (if it ever gets made)

Mastodon just needs to stop now. They are not that good.

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says the guy who likes nickelback, staind, As I Lay Dying, and Seether.

I was going to go there, but I didn't. Glad to see you covered it.

Interesting. Very, very interesting. I'd watch it. Over and over again. Only for the beards.

Well...this isnt a viking movie based on and featuring the music of Amon Amarth but it will have to do until someone creates that

Interesting. Very, very interesting. I'd watch it. Over and over again. Only for the beards.

Scream, your idea is genius.

I'd watch that movie all the time.

this sounds like something Balls would enjoy

Will be better than the new Wolverine movie.

every writer who has ever written a screenplay is pretentious...why is a band writing a screenplay pretentious, but people doing the same thing every day isn't...retards itt...

I always thought that a movie based off of Blood Mountain would be awesome.

...But Crack the Skye is close enough.

Am I not the only one who would be totally stoked to watch this blazed?

Followed by The Wall perhaps.

am i the only one who gets that mastodon dont take themselves seriously? this (if it gets made) will likely be corny and bad as hell, but i doubt mastodon would have it any other way.

I would watch it. only as long as the band are the actors so i can laugh about how bad they are at acting, divinations was not a well acted music video.

Crack the Arse..that's priceless...

I'd rather not see you trying to write a joke

Like this isn´t going to be totaly awesome.

am i the only one who gets that mastodon dont take themselves seriously?

this sounds completely fucking retarded

Sounds completely fucking awesome.

I make sure that I use the word pretentious when I talk about other bands; this way people believe I REALLY know my music.

i wish they would adapt 'Leviathan'

only they should call it 'Meg'

thats pretty cool

ummm, it doesn't really have a coherent story. also they'd have to have an uberpro SFX team to pull it off.

mastodon plan means by which to suck harder

i wont watch it.

Paulie Shore has been announced to have the lead role

Mastodon is just 4 guys having fun playing metal. They aren't trying to be Pink Floyd or The Who. They just wanna have fun. So let them make this movie. I'm all in favor of it.

I'll go see it.

pretentious is the favorite word of the sputnik community i see

they don't use that word in Bulgaria?

people that called the american idiot movie idea retarded are now calling the mastodon movie idea awesome

awesome

I wonder how blazed you would have to be to enjoy this movie (if it ever gets made)

yeah i'm withALMONDS i'm baked and not interested

It's funny... so many comments about being "pretentious" and making a movie not being a good idea... You guys are all missing the the point. These guys obviously don't care what you think. They are going to do whatever they want. This is what makes their music great....

This is what makes their music great....