The Fall Of Troy Mired In Hat Crisis

2007-11-05 by Dave de Sylvia EMERITUS | 25 Comments
The Fall of Troy bassist Tim Ward's hat was stolen at a gig in Minneapolis last week. The actual significance of the hat is unknown, however it's believed to have some power over his language functions, and the absence of which causes him to type incoherent shit like this:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tim
so.. we come to your town, play a show for yall and you decide itd be to your betterment to steal my hat and leave seven dollars of your Monopoly money might somehow negate the fact you stole something sentimental from me. so disrespectful i cannot even enter the realm of distributing harsh words, i can only express my displeasure and disillusion with the honesty of people, especially with people who so called "respect" us. did it run through your mind when you were grabbing my hat like some sort of fucking TROPHY that what you stole might have meant something to me besides money? i left your bullshit money where you left it and unless you have an ounce of decency in your dishonest, oppurtunistic soul youll contact me via myspace.com/honeycombhoneycomb and apologize for your transgression, ill give you my personal home address to send me back what is rightfully mine and what ive attached many facites of my soul to and all will be made right. dont sleep tonight knowing youve torn from me a piece of my soul. if you didnt steal my hat in minnesota then dont contact me either, i only want to hear from the coward who took from me who would no longer be a coward if he did the right thing and returned to me what is rightfully mine. thanks alot.

love, timmy
If you happen to have stolen Timmy's hat, I thank you profusely on behalf of all at Sputnikmusic.

Tagged: The Fall of Troy

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Doppelganger
November 5th 2007
3124 Comments


HAT IS A HORCRUX

BallsToTheWall
November 5th 2007
52578 Comments


The 8th horcrux. That's pretty funny to hear.

gaslight
November 5th 2007
46 Comments


Gotta say, it isn't cool to steal from a musician at a gig. I'd be pretty annoyed if someone stole from me at one of my gigs.

IsItLuck?
Emeritus
November 5th 2007
4960 Comments


people are so sweet sometimes

DWittisarockstar
November 5th 2007
1501 Comments


He needs to use capital letters.

Jimmy
November 5th 2007
737 Comments


poor guy got his hat stolen

JordanS
November 5th 2007
319 Comments


i lol'd

AggravatedYeti
November 5th 2007
7683 Comments


that sucks & all, but isn't this a bit much?



StreetlightRock
November 5th 2007
4019 Comments


This is a sad day for all, wherever you all are, please, I implore you, having a minute of silence. Think of the children. Please.

AndManyMore
November 5th 2007
631 Comments


well this sux balls... i cant read some of the quote... so i dont no whats happening

cbmartinez
November 5th 2007
2525 Comments


What a tool.

DaveBum69
November 5th 2007
699 Comments


I wonder why he's so mad, He's must have wore that hat when fall of troy wrote good songs ( before manipulator) or something

CaptainPhat
November 5th 2007
23 Comments


zing

theclash219
November 5th 2007
32 Comments


did anyone other than me send him an e-mai?

Daedelus
November 5th 2007
162 Comments


whoever stole it should mail it to another kid who'll take a picture of himself with it, then mail the hat to someone else and the picture to tim. and so on and so forth.

it'd travel the world and taunt him :]

Yyy
November 5th 2007
289 Comments


its an even better idea to tell someone his personal home address!

astrel
November 5th 2007
2615 Comments


here is an idea! lemme give my personal address so's you can steal shit from my home now!1! Everybody's a winner!

PhoenixRising
November 5th 2007
277 Comments


One of the funniest news clips I've seen here.
"dont sleep tonight knowing youve torn from me a piece of my soul"
NO WAY! Hahahahaha!

icaught fire444
November 5th 2007
622 Comments


if what an idiot it's a fucking hat

ddrfreak62
November 5th 2007
106 Comments


Well IMO....

Whoever stole the hat is a bitch. I know i would be pretty annoyed if somebody stole a hat of mine that had a ton of sentimental value. I would try to get it back.

I mean come on guys, what if he got it from a close friend, a relative, a g/f, or something.

Doppelganger
November 5th 2007
3124 Comments


Jesus rode into his house on a velociraptor and handed it to him.

NortherlyNanook
November 6th 2007
1286 Comments


Wait, didn't this happen to Slash of Guns and Roses, and wasn't there a huge deal about that as well? I'm sick of rockers thinking that they need their hats to play well.

Skyler
November 6th 2007
1084 Comments


attention tim ward: people steal shit. get over it.

liebherk
November 7th 2007
164 Comments


"nigga stole my hat!"

jerseysucks
November 10th 2007
1 Comments


they've had a bunch of shit stolen from their van before, tim knows stuff gets stolen. this had must of been given to him by a loved one or something for him to respond with this.



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