the B U T T R O C K cometh, lads

Not as hilariously bad as "iT's A gLiTcH iN tHe CoRtEx!!!" but this ain't it either. This is what I imagine LARPers listen to before charging into battle.

The chorus is an absolute dud.

This one's headed for the bin...

This band fell off a cliff after Atlas.

Not even gonna bother

I might bother for the purposes of schadenfreude.

Or the staff/tribs will draw straws, we'll see.

man what the fuck happened to this band

this band fell off a cliff after horizons [3]

Must be a big cliff cuz they still fallin

This is a big sad.

This is the assiest buttrock I've heard in a while.

Hahahaha

"This is what I imagine LARPers listen to before charging into battle."

lmfaoooooo

Absolutely horrible

Album will undoubtedly blow

4th terrible album in a row incoming

soccer mom metal let's go

this parkway drives me up the wall

holy hell what was that.

loving the comments, song blows

In Germany, this band is called "Parkway Scheiß" for a reason.

well done @LightAndGlass

worst band ever

my greatest fear is this band will continue existing

You can tell they’re just going for the euro festival crowd. This is basically power butt rock

power bottom rock

Lol

The Greatest Fear is that their search history is exposed

Haha i just realised they are now the "Fucking Bottom feeder" catering to the lowest audience.

Also the song titles are quite edgy.

It’s for people who like to rage against the machine every second weekend before going back to their Apple IT desk

Tracklist is fine

I liked a little bit of the closing part, but everything else blows

Yeah the last minute actually isn't bad. Better than Glitch at the very least.

Jay, yeah i think i was being a bit petty. At least they didnt decide it needed to be 15 tracks. Idk if ill even bother trying the record

I'm probably not even gonna bother myself. I'll stick to Horizons and Killing with a Smile.

Entirely fair i think revising those for me will just make me sad to know how hard they dropped the ball now. Fun fact they have barely toured Aus even when it was the only option in the last 3 years

I'm not gonna lie... it's so bad, it's good.

At least kwas still holds up better than 90% of mid 2000s melodic/breakdown metalcore

Thanks, I hate it. YouTube react bros are losing their shit over this.

not as bad as i expected. last minute was aight with the vocal flow, tho it kinda highlights how weak the screams are (raspy, no?)

Parkway Drive just continues to evolve over time. "The Greatest Fear" is a paced, methodical burn that slams in its final seconds of life. I know this isn't old Parkway Drive, but we all grow. This album is already off to a powerful start. Long-time fan who would love to see Winston wail live.

Nik Nocturnal say that?

This is fire.

Dumpster.

The only problem with this is we can’t see people’s completely 100% legit breakdown reactions

And unless Bloc was being sarcastic. All the power to them and let bloc vibe with parkway.

play Boneyards!

I remember them saying on their dvd something about Australia never really having any great metal bands and that they started Parkway Drive to be the first great australian metal band

and a couple of scenes later you have this dude in his boxer shorts sparring with his boner on camera while the rest of the band are staring and laughing

I don’t know if anyone else has seen the dvd that I’m talking about but this song sounds like something those people would make

Just realized the chorus is kind of a rip off of Another Brick in the Wall.

It's actually a great song if you push play while on mute,

It's better than the last single, but that doesn't say much.

My Biggest Fear is that they continue to make music after this next shitty album

I can't even bring myself to listen to it. Why did they have to go this route in their sound?

this band fell off a cliff after Deep blue

Woah i have like 600 comments now. Also the bands PR team is sucking real hard atm

Woooooff
Oh no

Deep blue wasn't even that good

It actually sucked.

What the fuck is this discount "Holy Diver" riff lmao. Just when you think this band cannot get any worse, they somehow outdo themselves. Fuck off already, jesus.

Haven't listened to these guys since Deep Blue, always thought they thought they were solid metal core but not like everyone else seemed to love even as an Australian.

What a transformation they've taken in the years in-between. This blows.

It's like Pink Floyd goes buttrock

"this band fell off a cliff after Deep blue" [x 100]

I didn’t find this nearly as offensive as the last one just really boring and cheesy

Nah Atlas was fun lads

Atlas was good yeah.

They're really solid live most of the time but I don't reckon I'll ever go and see them again - half of the setlist nowadays is rubbish

yeah holy shit this is horrible

Just realized some dude in this thread created an account solely to express his disdain for this song lmfaooo

That's more effort than Winston&co put into this garbage

Parkway becoming the In Flames of metalcore

"Nah Atlas was fun lads"
About as fun as getting my balls punched in a hospital waiting room

Was it not bro-core enough

I consider all of their shit bro-core but Atlas is just very boring bro-core to me

Atlas rocks

[2]

Damn the riff really is Holy Diver and the chorus really is Another Brick In The Wall lol

I said this on the glitch thread but I’ll say it again. These guys were probably some of the most relentless tour animals from 2004-2015. I think they’ve gotten a bit tired and just want to cash in on big festival anthems. They’ve earned it but it sucks lol

wtf is winston wearing

Still laughing at "power bottom rock"

I need to make that my soundoff instead tbh, tactical edit incoming

"wtf is winston wearing"

Tosin Abasi's Fall 2019 collection

Was outdated so he got it on discount. 50 kangaroos.

Could have been 40 kangaroos if he threw in a dingo, the cheap bastard

Winston is repping the '23 gender neutral nuns uniform by Vatican

Free child with every purchase. . . . .

oof

also, leave the roos out of this

holy crap. they really got bad in a hurry. i actually really enjoyed everything up to reverence, which was just ghastly.

Hate to admit the hooks to this song have been stuck in my head for days

Why am i trying this for a 2nd time it wont be good.