Mods have no sense of humour

god those cleans are horrible.

would you look at that, they still sound like ass

and they still can't spell

I did take the piss out of them a bit with the original article but the mods made it a normal article instead of letting it be one of the occasional joke articles we can get through like the David Draiman one or anything involving Nickelback.

I doubt they will follow a kinda conceptual and creepy writing but this video sure wasn't what I expected.

That's a bummer. The instrumentals sound great. The rest is.....offensive.

For brokeNCYDE, this was actually tolerable.

wow they've managed to not progress in any way

impressive

why.

For the glory of Satan of course

Ah this band reminds me of the good ol' period of 2007 to 2010 where everyone hated the same stuff and there was a clear division between the indie guys and the metal guys haha.

"the first of a brand new song"

awkward phrasing

First of a series of brand new songs?

Bathtub, the original article title was "Brokencyde still exist" but the mods didn't like that title

hahahaha

Shouldn't these guys be getting on with their lives now? It's been years since anyone has ever actually cared about these guys aside from "worst music ever" lists

This is fucking blackwater park compared to their old stuff holy fucking shit.

like I actually managed to get minuscule enjoyment out of A FUCKING BROKENCYDE SONG

Jesus is fucking coming back. the sun is fucking exploding.

Album will be a solid 1.2

brokencyde are the musical equivalent of a Jack in the Box that has failed the health inspection yet is still operationing because it's a front for the local Italian Mob.

I think I went overboard with my metaphor

Why would Jesus want anything to do with a world that lets brokeNCYDE exist?

the instrumentation is pretty solid

"Bathtub, the original article title was "Brokencyde still exist" but the mods didn't like that title"

it was pretty mocking and malicious, I'm glad the mods have taken action

It's no worse than 80% of Nickelback articles.

Definitely some kind of step up from before but still 1.5 territory.

These guys must not have anything else to do. How could you even want to continue as a band after not even reaching 5fucking% of your Indiegogo

"These guys must not have anything else to do. How could you even want to continue as a band after not even reaching 5fucking% of your Indiegogo"

Because they probably inflated their needs by a factor of 50 in order to make a quick buck, so reaching 5% meant they actually made twice as much as they needed off of crowdfunding.

Also, I don't understand the half-hearted praise on this thread. I literally had to pause the song because I thought there were two different songs in completely different keys were playing simultaneously on my computer. It's a sad day indeed when one misses brokenCyDE's autotune because it actually meant they were in tune.

OMG YES RULEZ HAAARD

I could see them doing that but still they only made 1400 bucks (lmao) but I meant on more of just a personal level, that had to be a bit of a blow

Fire straight fire

"Also, I don't understand the half-hearted praise on this thread. I literally had to pause the song because I thought there were two different songs in completely different keys were playing simultaneously on my computer. It's a sad day indeed when one misses brokenCyDE's autotune because it actually meant they were in tune."

Couldn't have said it better myself. I actually thought the same thing when I first heard the song.

Terrible. I couldn't make it all the way through. Might be an improvement over the garbage they made before, but I'm not gonna go listen to their old stuff to compare it.

^ I hope that was sarcastic.

splendid

Why am I not surprised that the first time I've seen wwba in forever is on a BrokenCYDE thread?

"Why would Jesus want anything to do with a world that lets brokeNCYDE exist?"

lolo

I actually respect brokeNCYDE for being so horrible. They are one of the worst things I've ever listened to in my entire life.

Well to each their own I guess.

Snide was from before your time and no he's completely serious. .____.

I've heard.

don't do that to me bruh, don't do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1vIKPmMZ-8

They did it better

I can tolerate this so it's a step up for them, I guess...

what in the holy mother of fuck are those cleans

This would be very good without those blatantly out of key cleans.

"I've heard two tracks from it, this (which was pretty damn good) and another one (which was lackluster as hell)"

Lackluster would be a pretty big step up from this.