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i was wondering when this would show up here.

basically varg has now reached the point where he fully believes his life is a game of DnD

love that article title.

also since when could you embed youtube videos into news articles? that's really nice

You've been able to do it for a while I think, really useful feature

Really enjoyed his key to a woman's heart haha.

wonder if Varg is married

You can hear his kids in the background of the 2nd video. They must be like the fuck is dad doing

yeah he's married.

He did a video of his average day with his wife and kids I think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnEQG6bmi_s
here's the one I was talking about

This fucking guy created the awesomeness that is Hvis and Filosofem

think about that

ok ill have to

there's a sweet vid on his channel of him driving his car up a hill

I like this guy.

he reviews DnD guides and manuals too, sick channel tbh

i am subscribed

guy owns a camouflage UAZ-469 which is kind of funny because it was made by the soviets and he hates communism

people that live in Australia don't deserve black metal or DnD

you heard it kids, if you can't find a good woman you gotta be an hero

if he doesn't say something about 'colored folk' being inferior I'll be really surprised

this guy hasn't released anything decent in almost twenty years

He probably thinks murdering Euronymous makes him a hero.

the key to good women's hearts is funny shit

I am of partial Ashkenazi Jewish heritage, I am a democratic socialist, every girlfriend I have ever had has been non-white/mixed race, and I also record black metal tunes from time to time. I am tempted to send Varg a PM with the same info, and ask if he'd like to collaborate sometime. I bet he'd send warm regards.

with a resume like that he'd probably assume you were just messing with him, and send you something polite in return. lelz

Do it.

the music on the first vid is better than his last 7 albums

this dude examining mankind holy shit

I don't even want children but Varg's the kind of guy that makes me want to have mixed-racial babies just so I can further pervert my already shameful mixed-white lineage.

omfg go away

you have made some fantastic black metal but ugh srsly

This is just to prove he's gone over the edge.

are u srsly wooshing right now?

his youtube channel really explains the quality of his last albums. no wonder he has no time writing excellent music when he has to raise 5 young children, upload a video every day plus crafting a rpg in the meantime and whatnot.

Jesus christ that video with his kids made me laugh way too much

@Arcade I heard varg was replacing nigel

basically varg has now reached the point where he fully believes his life is a game of DnD

that's not how dnd works you lunkhead.

dnd would be like

DM: you come upon an ancient church of the heretic jew cross, what do you do?

Varg: I'll take out my torch and attempt to light the building. I roll my d20 to commit arson. I have a +12 to my arson check so my total is 25.

dm: you successfully destroy the jew cross!

Varg: Infernal hailz be to Oden! Now I'd like to enter the town and begin educating the locals on the infernal scum that is the juden.

I wouldn't know one bit about how DnD works.

And I'm extremely happy about that fact.

More like someguest examines Sputnikmusic amirite?

you like bm how can you not already be nerdy enough to give dnd a go

I listen to black metal because I relate with the rebellion and isolation of it. The viking and pagan side of it doesn't do much for me; it's all in the self hatred. It isn't about being a nerd, but rather being aware of your own state and how others' influence it.

it's possible to like bm and not nerd

I dunno the genre was basically built on LotR references

The fuck is wrong with Lord Of The Rings?

church of the heretic jew cross. cool band name.

"The fuck is wrong with Lord Of The Rings?"

I love LotR just saying BM is kind of a nerdy genre

metal in general is nerdy, like 9/10 metalheads have an extensive background in either DnD or world of warcraft

How do these vids have as many likes as they do

must be a lot of OG church burners out there

I thought that ended in the mid-90s

That's the first step, the second is living your life like you're a warcraft character.
Who knows what step 3 involves.

i believe that's when you transcend LARPing and actually try to stab people in the back. Cough.

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/6/64/Aarseth3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20070304151038

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upkYQqbrjSc

I need more Enya in my life.

This guy is hilarious. His women's hearts video had some truth in it though. 'Good' (specify yourselves) women will always seek out some adventure in a man, so be the hero (lol). But make sure you can adapt to being a stabile man as well, for they will want to settle (lol). It's how sexual selection works. Whatever people say, women have always ruled the world, for every man's decision there is a female influencer.

"Marxism/ Socialism is the natural consequence of Christianity"
lol, way to caricaturize bm

Love this guy. haha

Basically it just sounds like racism. Yeah, there is something endearing about the guy. Maybe it's his authenticity ... I don't know. But he's probably not a very good person... you know, given the murdering and being a racist and all of that.

"But he's probably not a very good person"

No fucking shit

yeah but even self-defense killers wouldn't smile into a camera after being convicted and sentenced. *Cough*.

Faint hearts never win fair ladies.

Who cares about winning fair ladies? The whole premise is so absurd. People disrespect each other when they put on fake images to win each other over. And Varg is a fucking racist cunt.

and your point is

I worship Varg. Tried opening a church of Varg but it got burned downed.

Correction: ..And Varg is a fucking racist "MURDERING" cunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cauBnrPXpbg

another nugget of wisdom

Varg and his wife make some of the best videos on YouTube.

He would have made a fine propagandist for the Nazis.

Ugh read the comments on that vid. Apparently Varg hates black people so much he's actually convinced himself that apes may have come from Human-beast interbreeding in order to not have to acknowledge that humans probably originated in Africa. Just... what?

His book is pretty good.

he lost it a long time ago, this is concrete proof

"The most constructive thing that could happen to the world, the most positive, that would have to be that 99% of the population would have been gassed."

-Varg, 1992

that's no surprise

who. fucking. cares?


the guy's mental state is crippled, why do so many dumbshit black metal circle-jerkers get excited when he releases statements like this?

it's like every time he posts a youtube video someone has to make it in a news article on here

truee

"why do so many dumbshit black metal circle-jerkers get excited when he releases statements like this?" where

"dumbshit black metal circle-jerkers"

i think people are just laughing at his ridiculousness

i know i am!

he made good music

im afraid those days are long gone

is there anyone who prefers post-prison varg?

varg

varg's mother

i think people are just laughing at his ridiculousness

Most of the people who comment on his vids are white supremacists. I have to assume that most watching it share similar ideals.

"many of us agree that race mixing is a bad thing"

Lol. And then he goes off to say that people are not equal? Calm down, hitler

"many of us" more like "this bunch of pasty scandinavian dudes that comment on my blog regularly"

what a boss. time to jam filosofem

this is obviously the guy who should be running the world

He probably would if he could.

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