drifter weeps

cancel culture claims another innocent victim!!

Hope he dies in jail

That’s it?

Shitheel got what he deserves

he won’t serve all 30. He’ll get the Bill Cosby treatment.

From reading about the trial it seems like they got him on pretty concrete proof, a lot of which is way more recent than the Cosby evidence so I doubt he walks like Cosby.

Cosby wouldn't have walked if the prosecution hadn't been made up of morons. They had his ass dead to rights but didn't do a modicum of research and then overplayed their hand. So a slam dunk case became a flop. Dumbest prosecution in history.

if she didn’t wanna get pissed on why didn’t she just move?

good, got what he deserves.

Also sowing you better have your trigger finger on that ban button, I don’t see this thread ending well lmao.

the comment above mine is all you need to see

I bet he’s pissed

he’s trapped in the prison

I only know about this guy from that one Mackelmore song

"That’s it?"

Ghislaine Maxwell only got 20.

Needed this win

God has shown light upon this day

What would Rufus say?

Simbolic that made my night LOL

“I bet he’s pissed“

Lmfao

The way this was phrased on the home page I thought it was going to be about a new single called "30 Years" but this is cool too

good now throw oli sykes in prison next

it should’ve been me 😔

Needed this win [2], exact
good, got what he deserve [2], agreed

I woke up one day
And I was trapped in the prison
Won’t somebody let me out this prison
I don’t wanna play hide the sausage in this prison

Wait wtf did oli sykes do?

This was like over ten years ago but there was a rumour he pissed on some chick

30 years isn’t even close to what he deserves

What's the statute of limitations of public urination? lol. I thought he like pissed on the front row of a concert. Or was that R. Kelly. Now I got my pissinstigators mixed up.

@pots yeah for 8 counts of sex trafficking 30 years is nothing, if it's basically supposed to be a life sentence anyway why not just go for triple digits

And Jacob Hoggard is currently facing 0 days of prison after being found guilty of violently raping a young woman. Fuck this entire continent.

I believe he should fry

finally

worth noting that apparently this doesnt even include the underage aspects of the girls and that could result in another sentence later

took only 20 years

His lawyers put him out in a couple of years, just like Bill Cosby, and the party goes on

But some happiness advice for everyone

Stop read/watching the news and just try and be decent and help where you can

This is a great coincidence because I listened to Trapped In The Closet for the first time a few days ago and was completely shocked by how insane and bad it was

he and young thug could go and make one of those lame-bro prison collabs now

Hot and fresh in the prison

Finally some bad people actually getting what they fucking deserve.

This reminds how absurd it is Tim lambesis served like 3 years for trying to murder his wife and blamed it on steroids and living in existential fear of developing man boobs, and got accepted back into his band

Also Ian Watkins got slightly less than this for raping babies

good

"Finally some bad people actually getting what they fucking deserve."

An incredibly rare phenomenon.

It’s the remix to Ignition. Going straight into prison.

so he isn't just a rapist/abuser but a paedo as well? I never read anything about him banging children

trapped in the prison cell part 34

still got to live a better life than 99.99% of people ever will

no justice

when can he apply for bail?

> This was like over ten years ago but there was a rumour he pissed on some chick
It was even in The Boondocks.

> 30 years isn’t even close to what he deserves
[2]

"when can he apply for bail?"

You mean parole? He can't, thank fuck

Judge: 30 years

R Kelly: IT'S THE FREAKIN WEEKEND

Eons: Aaliyah was 15 when he married her

VICTORY SCREEEECH

Wonder if he'll get pissed on in jail.

wait, this is from yesterday? i could've sworn he was sentenced like a decade ago or something

"so he isn't just a rapist/abuser but a paedo as well? I never read anything about him banging children"

i thought this was well established? well, i guess i'm older than you lol, this guy hasn't been relevant in long enough

~~30 years isn’t even close to what he deserves~~ by Lord(e)Po)))ts, morally, i think the same because he is a sexual predator targeting young ladies. He will get his ass kicked so badly in prison. The majority of regular inmates hates these kind of animals.

he's not gonna serve 30 years; he's 55, so by the time he's ~70 to 80 he'll be released out of mercy or something

if he's not killed beforehand, of course. but he's probably going to a rich-person jail so it's unlikely to happen. could die of natural causes tho

Hope he suffers.
Either way, one less prick to worry about.

good, needs more than 30

if he believes he could fly, now would be a good time

Sentences ain’t nothin’ but a number

Best thing he ever did was give Weird Al the framework for Trapped In the Drive-Thru

yeah he deserves more time, he's on par with Epstein, sex trafficking underage girls.

Makes you wonder how many of these guys are creeps though, R&B/rap guys, USHER, etc. who knows really

The whole entertainment industry is just fucked

A few months ago, I might have acted indifferent to such things. I would have said I didn't care about people's private lives. But now I am acutely aware that my attitude condones the abusers and hurts the victims.

“I see piss coming, I move. She saw piss coming and she stayed.”

And Jizzlane, with her secrets, gets 20. Heh...

If you missed the interview he did with Gayle King a few years ago, do yourself a favor and go watch the absolute masterclass performance that he gives. It's a shame he didn't win an Oscar.

we actually saying jizzlane?

Guys If you don’t want to ruin your day / life don’t look up the South American prison system which has allowed several serial killers who raped tortured and killed 100+ children to walk free after around 15 years (their maximum sentence is 20 years)

"Guys If you don’t want to ruin your day / life don’t look up the South American prison system which has allowed several serial killers who raped tortured and killed 100+ children to walk free after around 15 years (their maximum sentence is 20 years)"

huh? which one?

That is BLM for ya.

I want the client list from Jizzlane, not news about her prison sentence.

Pedro Lopez and Luis garavito

well she's soon dead from apparent suicide so no list for you sorry

only thirty?

New Ignition remix incoming

Got hit wit da 30
Now his knees are hurtin
Can’t buy a slurpee
Feeling real derpy
Can’t join the derby
Feeling blue like a Smurf… G

Should have been life.

Also disgusts me how so many (predominately trashy people) still revere Tupac and Chris Brown, but hey a bunch of artsy kids i spoke to recently didn’t know John Lennon was an abuser so the whole thing is a shit heap

What an awful piece of shit

In Sweden he would get like 7 years btw, max 10

"Hot and fresh in the prison"

Underrated comment.

lmaoooo

Bruh he released a 55 minute LP in prison I'm not making this up

does he discuss the pissing?

Maybe, but something tells me we must listen to the album tonight
I'm going to tell Drifter about this

it wasn’t real and this is old news from like a week ago 😮‍💨

lool so if it was fake what exactly is it that got released...?

all of the songs have circulated for the past 3-10 years or so except i admit which was officially released in summer 2018

Were they unreleased or from the older albums?

Even if he didn't officially release on his own, they are sure compiled
Hell, I might even put this on my 2022 list
Yeah, sorry, I came in a bit late on this

yes they were unreleased

From what I'm seeing, the Universal Music Group actually released it to the public also with Ingrooves.
Ok, hear me out
So yeah, R. Kelly didn't agree on shit, and didn't think about making a 2022 release
He wasn't a part of it, but let's look at Juice WRLD. After his death, his family and management team found the 2,000 unreleased songs, and continue to make albums for him.
What I'm getting at is you don't need to agree on it, sometimes the music industry will do it if you're big enough
Shit, that would be insane if he dropped it in a prison tho

Also heard it was bootlegged, but 10 days without an actual answer feels like an unanswered Kahoot question

Shit, the first two songs hit hard. I better pull up the album pa- fuck...

sony denies any involvement with it even tho it’s accredited to legacy recordings but you can tell it’s not legitimate. the songs aren’t mastered properly and there’s no consistency in its sound and again is sourced from sessions 10 years apart. also would be PR suicide to even acknowledge I Admit and call the album it

but it does slap hard. i’m glad i copped it on itunes before it got pulled so i could get a few of the songs that aren’t on soulseek. air and where’s love are just 😫😫😫😫😩😩😩

The songs are good, but it's goofy when he says he loves women, foreshadowing the PISS in the jar (Love the track I Got It, it hits different)
I Admit It parts 2 & 3 are peak cringe (1 is kinda chill, but it's just sweet talks you into empathy), it ruins the album entirely
You can't separate the art from the artist, if the artist is jackin off with his own acrylics
3/5