Tool reportedly releasing double album

2016-07-16 by Tunaboy45 | 311 Comments
According to a source "close to the band", Tool will be releasing a double album this year entitled "Decem". The album will consist of over 2 and a half hours of material, with every song apparently exceeding 12 minutes in length.

The apparent track listing:
Disc 1:
1. Abscissa (13:47)
2. The Awakening (12:03)
3. Gematria (Act I) (14:33)
4. Regresolution (13:56)
5. Divinotus (12:45)
6. Astral (Act II) (12:21)

Disc 2:
7. Descending (13:53)
8. Decem (12:22)
9. Lesous (Act III) (12:43)
10. Principles of March (12:01)
11. Pascal's Wager (13:46)
12. Zeta (Act IV) (14:27)

Source: http://www.metalsucks.net/2016/07/16/rumor-tool-will-release-2-5-hour-double-album-decem-fall/

Tagged: Tool

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Ebola
July 16th 2016
2869 Comments


fucking lol

DrGonzo1937
Contributing Reviewer
July 16th 2016
13631 Comments


From past experience with these guys, I wouldn't bet on hearsay or "leaks" until it actually lands.

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Ryus
July 16th 2016
15601 Comments


swans

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Insurrection
Contributing Reviewer
July 16th 2016
24412 Comments


this will definitely happen

Ignimbrite
July 16th 2016
6227 Comments


the fuck

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BearzUnlimited
July 16th 2016
17 Comments


the "source close to the band" is literally just a random dude posting on reddit

Sinternet
July 16th 2016
14874 Comments


no-one wants this

FearThyEvil
July 16th 2016
15375 Comments


Sounds like more bullshit to me.

onionbubs
July 16th 2016
6816 Comments


what the hell are these track names?

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Ocean of Noise
July 16th 2016
9774 Comments


Interesting...

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SandwichBubble
July 16th 2016
4853 Comments


"...over 2 and a half hours of material..."

Oh no.

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SgtShock
July 16th 2016
706 Comments


IF this is true, it looks pretty Astonishing to me. I wonder if these will chronicle the journey of Emperor Nefaryus.

EvoHavok
July 16th 2016
7244 Comments


We may all be as close to the band as that source.

doomjitsu
July 16th 2016
1240 Comments


jesus christ those generic prog metal names fuck

TVC15
July 16th 2016
8835 Comments


I bet it'll be better than The Glowing Man

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InFlamesWeThrash666
July 16th 2016
6996 Comments


already bored

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doomjitsu
July 16th 2016
1240 Comments


what the fuck is this it hurts just by looking at it please delete this

doomjitsu
July 16th 2016
1240 Comments


all >10-minute songs, come on, just fuck off

Taoboxer9
July 16th 2016
203 Comments


Should be interesting...if true.

SandwichBubble
July 16th 2016
4853 Comments


Apparently Buzz Osborne (of Melvins) is the "source:" http://teamrock.com/news/2016-06-29/buzz-osborne-shortest-track-on-upcoming-tool-album-is-12-minutes-long

Drummerboy123
July 16th 2016
3009 Comments


I ain't believing shit until the album is in my ears.

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doomjitsu
July 16th 2016
1240 Comments


i'm sorry is this a dream theater new album announcement thread

doomjitsu
July 16th 2016
1240 Comments


i'd rather look at pictures of dead kids than read the track names that include word "act" and a number in it

Maco097
July 16th 2016
2460 Comments


Source doesn't work, I bet this is fake.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 16th 2016
112 Comments


I love this band to death, but...I dunno. The 75-80 minutes they had with Aenima, Lateralus and 10,000 Days were plenty and perfect for their sound.
Most probably isn't legit though.

DrGonzo1937
Contributing Reviewer
July 16th 2016
13631 Comments


"We may all be as close to the band as that source."

[2]

Flugmorph
July 16th 2016
17476 Comments


remember that someone on sput predicted that they would release a double album. damn

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SgtShock
July 16th 2016
706 Comments


You know it's not them because it doesn't have a bunch of ambient garbage filler tracks.

Flugmorph
July 16th 2016
17476 Comments


the song lenghts look very fucky for me tho.

bananatossing
July 16th 2016
481 Comments


double album
2 and half hours of material
all songs exceed the 10 min mark

loool this is the fantasy of evey tool fanboy, literally. whoever did this even tried to toolify all the song names awww cute

teamster
July 16th 2016
2053 Comments


Fuck yea ... They are now a full fledged Post metal band - Rosetta , CoL , Dirge , Crib45 song lengths!!!

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TheGreatQ
July 16th 2016
2539 Comments


"Source doesn't work, I bet this is fake."

It doesn't work because people still haven't learned to drop the fucking s in htpp for news articles. Wait even without the s it's 403 so yeah fucked up double lol.

"You know it's not them because it doesn't have a bunch of ambient garbage filler tracks."

Maybe they're built in this time?

Also this is most likely bullshit and if it isn't it will suck.

TVC15
July 16th 2016
8835 Comments


So is this going to be like a proper concept album?

DickLaurentIsDead
July 16th 2016
112 Comments


Only metal bands that for me ever got away with a 80+ minute album length are The Ocean (Precambrian), Esoteric (The Maniacal Vale) and Dream Theater (Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence).

zaruyache
July 16th 2016
17946 Comments


I'll believe it when it leaks.

doomjitsu
July 16th 2016
1240 Comments


MY GOD WHOEVER THOUGHT OF THESE TITLES IS THE GAYEST DUDE ALIVE I DON'T GET LAID AT ALL BUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST JUMPED OVER THE BOUNDARIES OF EXISTENCE WITH HIS CREATIVITY FUCKING ASTRAL ACT 69 FUCK YOU MAN

DickLaurentIsDead
July 16th 2016
112 Comments


Lmao yeah, those song titles are cringeworthy as fuck.

Flugmorph
July 16th 2016
17476 Comments


"The Ocean (Precambrian), Esoteric (The Maniacal Vale) and Dream Theater (Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence)."

you were on a good roll until that third one...

TheSonomaDude
July 16th 2016
5665 Comments


Would they really not be releasing any radio singles? Sounds like a bunch of reddit neckbeard shit

tempest--
July 16th 2016
20577 Comments


this is no more or less credible than every other update we don't need to make a news article every time some random fucker makes up some shit on the internet jesus christ

doomjitsu
July 16th 2016
1240 Comments


how long can you guys ignore the cringe, who gives a shit if it's real, oh my god zeta act 666 fuck me

doomjitsu
July 16th 2016
1240 Comments


REGRESOLUTION HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DickLaurentIsDead
July 16th 2016
112 Comments


"you were on a good roll until that third one..."

Haha, sorry man, I dug it. Not DT's best, but still damn good and way better than that turd they released last year.


doomjitsu
July 16th 2016
1240 Comments


keep that title

MO
July 16th 2016
22011 Comments


fucking super long songs nice...if this true

brainmelter
July 16th 2016
4584 Comments


L M AO really?

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TheSonomaDude
July 16th 2016
5665 Comments


How the fuck did they get exact to the second time lengths this far before release? like seriously?

trve
July 16th 2016
1431 Comments


i'd love this kind of album if it wasn't made by tool and wasn't excruciatingly boring

dawija1017
July 16th 2016
676 Comments


Super fake

judasgoat
July 16th 2016
220 Comments


LOL. This is fake. No way this is real.

This album is not happening.

Flugmorph
July 16th 2016
17476 Comments


@dick was more about the band itself tbh

Flugmorph
July 16th 2016
17476 Comments


ye honestly this is fake af. they didnt even record the songs yet so how could they know exactly how long they are ffs

adr
July 16th 2016
11798 Comments


According to a source "close to the band"
lol

TheSonomaDude
July 16th 2016
5665 Comments


According to Manyard's housemaid

SweeneyTodd
July 16th 2016
1460 Comments


wonder how many of these songs will be about Maynards mom

withateethuh
July 16th 2016
203 Comments


This looks so much like the fake lateralus name and tracklist.

Tunaboy45
July 16th 2016
15611 Comments


I can't believe this actually got approved haha

Hope it is real but they probably went down the Lateralus route of fake song titles to avoid leaking and piracy

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porcupinetheater
July 16th 2016
2637 Comments


Tool broke up in 2008. Maynard just needs to keep the hype going so people still listen to his Puscifer records

Tunaboy45
July 16th 2016
15611 Comments


And buy his wine

TheSonomaDude
July 16th 2016
5665 Comments


Propogate
The Dividen Principale
Oeneia
Melancholie Part 1 Namassica
Melancholie Part 2: Abruption
The Porter
Consilium
Aarchnelic
Siknari
Outer Guymon - interlude
Black, An Adaptable Ticon
A Eumathic

MillionDead
July 16th 2016
770 Comments


Nuh uh. No. D+

TheMrAlexK
July 16th 2016
8777 Comments


A+ thread

If all this info is true, Maynard will get angry that it all leaked and they'll have to write a completely new album, which will take another 10 years to make.

TheBarber
July 16th 2016
3585 Comments


"Anyway Stoner Witch is great"

like seriously guys read the article

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TVC15
July 16th 2016
8835 Comments


What if this album turned out to be 10,000 days long...

MillionDead
July 16th 2016
770 Comments


lol @ "its over 25 hours long" in the url

elliootsmeuth
July 16th 2016
3362 Comments


Jfc Tool... Making up for lost time, eh?

portableheadd
July 16th 2016
81 Comments


sputnik news sourcing ultimate guitar, think we got a pulitzer contender here.

tacos n stuff
July 16th 2016
2707 Comments


Double album - nice
All long songs - iffy
Song names - lol

This has to be fake, comes off as Tool fanfiction

rhinocerosmilk
July 16th 2016
100 Comments


If this is true then an hour and a half of it will prob be filler.

Nomos
July 16th 2016
1544 Comments


@TheSonomaDude

ahhahahahaha

Emim
July 16th 2016
27546 Comments


the "source close to the band" is literally just a random dude posting on reddit


How much more solid of a lead could you want?

macman76
Staff Reviewer
July 16th 2016
1852 Comments


10000 seconds is about 2 and a half hours....
discuss

MeatSalad
July 16th 2016
17172 Comments


I really don't get why people are taking a sourceless "leak" seriously

TheSpaceMan
July 16th 2016
9595 Comments


These song names are just numerology worshipping new age DMT prog metal bullshit, Tool are definitely fucking around if they are even involved in the first place

IdiotTech
July 16th 2016
49 Comments


Can we just ban Tool news unless the band actually does something?

TVC15
July 16th 2016
8835 Comments


MACMAN IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!

TheSonomaDude
July 16th 2016
5665 Comments


These song names are like something a Tool spoof from South Park would come up with.

beefshoes
July 16th 2016
6887 Comments


Damn, this will almost definitely not live up to anyone's expectations.

Aphelion
July 16th 2016
8 Comments


I don't know how to feel about this. I don't trust Maynard anymore you know

sonictheplumber
July 16th 2016
8483 Comments


Aiwaz on the forums is pumped

TheSonomaDude
July 16th 2016
5665 Comments


Figures he is excited

ThyCrossAwaits
July 16th 2016
3338 Comments


Somewhere MJK is sapping dark energy from this thread

Dark energy for more Green Jelly

zaruyache
July 16th 2016
17946 Comments


"How much more solid of a lead could you want?"

something more than just "some guy on reddit who claims to know what he's talking about," maybe? Gimme a name. This doesn't qualify as a good journalistic source.

TedSchmosby
July 16th 2016
766 Comments


its over 25 hours long

thetruedemonlord
July 16th 2016
87 Comments


Horrible group

chemicalmarriage
July 16th 2016
2853 Comments


Who gives a fuck

Royl123
July 16th 2016
1863 Comments


Bullshit

JigglyPDiddy
July 16th 2016
3226 Comments


swans [2]

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breakingthefragile
July 16th 2016
3104 Comments


People actually are buying this? One track is called "Pascal's Wager" come on.

TheSpaceMan
July 16th 2016
9595 Comments


lol but thats by far the best name on here, and probably the only one Tool would use

Sevengill
July 16th 2016
7413 Comments


April Fool's was months ago.

Sevengill
July 16th 2016
7413 Comments


its_over_25_hours_long.html

tacos n stuff
July 16th 2016
2707 Comments


So your telling me Regresolution is off the table? @space

SgtShock
July 16th 2016
706 Comments


Regresolution. Holy shit.

Sevengill
July 16th 2016
7413 Comments


It's like Stargasm's handicapped cousin.

Storm In A Teacup
July 16th 2016
22239 Comments


No thanks.

ArsMoriendi
July 16th 2016
22070 Comments


And to think their that their last 3 albums were too long lol

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Djang0
July 16th 2016
95 Comments


The skepticism is beyond real. Reminds me of the fake track listing for Lateralus back in who knows when.

furyroad97
July 16th 2016
479 Comments


Wonder how much of that's actually true (probably not a lot)

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Tunaboy45
July 16th 2016
15611 Comments


^probably none of it

Djang0
July 16th 2016
95 Comments


"Regresolution" I'm cracking up at some of these

SoccerRiot
July 16th 2016
2987 Comments


"reportedly"

In other words, it's probably more bullshit :D

MyNameIsPencil
July 16th 2016
4949 Comments


I kinda want them to just break up at this point.

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Sevengill
July 16th 2016
7413 Comments


Remember when Moonsorrow claimed their next album would be called Gay Pig?

Tunaboy45
July 16th 2016
15611 Comments


Gay Pig>Decem

supremejelly
July 16th 2016
484 Comments


The source is a guy from Reddit how gullible are some of you

Aspenshadow
July 16th 2016
358 Comments


"Pascal's Wager"

user
July 16th 2016
1516 Comments


i'll gurgle some jew turd if they actually release a track called "the awakening"

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
July 16th 2016
16536 Comments


Biggest criticism of their previous work? It was a bit tl;dl

So...they release a double album. Tool of all bands should release 35 minute long albums, they'd probably be great in that format.

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LotusFlower
July 16th 2016
12002 Comments


the source of this all is literally a reddit post saying

"I can absolutely not name my sources" and everyone rolled with it.

Heppasodge
July 16th 2016
50 Comments


hahahaha terrible track names. sounds like a C-grade tech death band's debut record

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DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
July 16th 2016
16536 Comments


Successful double albums...'Physical Graffiti', 'Mellon Collie', 'Tusk', 'The White Album' - what did they have in common? Diversity and the spirit of adventure

All these songs are the same 13 minute length, god help us all...

NewBallistics
July 16th 2016
749 Comments


!remindme in 99 years

Hawks
July 16th 2016
51983 Comments


Never had any desire to listen to this band.

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LepreCon
July 16th 2016
5430 Comments


I'd probably be more excited by this if it were back in 2010 or such. Will still get it as I am to this day a casual Tool fan. Still think their devout fanbase is cancer though.

Tunaboy45
July 16th 2016
15611 Comments


Hardcore, die hard Tool fans are just the worst

torts
July 16th 2016
4300 Comments


thank GOD

TheSonomaDude
July 16th 2016
5665 Comments


"Hardcore, die hard Tool fans are just the worst"

Hardcore, die hard Tool haters are 10x worse

supremejelly
July 16th 2016
484 Comments


"Successful double albums...'Physical Graffiti', 'Mellon Collie', 'Tusk', 'The White Album' - what did they have in common? Diversity and the spirit of adventure

All these songs are the same 13 minute length, god help us all..."

So not only are you already judging an album before a single song comes out, but the album isn't even real. Jesus.

Trebor.
Staff Reviewer
July 16th 2016
55359 Comments


Gonna be 2 and a half hours of maynard farting into a microphone accompanied with a jpeg of a middle finger

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Tunaboy45
July 16th 2016
15611 Comments


don't forget the cat squeezing, that's important

dfevil085
July 16th 2016
931 Comments


If this was real, how could anyone think this was a good idea?

Already bored [2]

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Consigliere
July 16th 2016
278 Comments


The fuck....

DrGonzo1937
Contributing Reviewer
July 16th 2016
13631 Comments


Looking forward to hearing dem 12 minute jams.

KevinKC
July 16th 2016
703 Comments


When I read "Tool reportedly releasing double album" I thought "Ah ok, let's see if it's any near believable" and here I'm just disappointed in Sputnik. This is not funny and should not have made it to the news section.

TalonsOfFire
Staff Reviewer
July 16th 2016
16817 Comments


Who approved this article, probably Sowing getting in some last laughs b4 checking out

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LepreCon
July 16th 2016
5430 Comments


Sowing's going? :'(

TalonsOfFire
Staff Reviewer
July 16th 2016
16817 Comments


Yeah where've you been, he made 15 lists about it this past week

chug73
July 16th 2016
3112 Comments


HYPE HYPE

Minime1010
July 16th 2016
8 Comments


I thought the new album was called "The North Corridor"

CaimanJesus
July 16th 2016
2939 Comments


meh

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Storm In A Teacup
July 16th 2016
22239 Comments


Chevelle is so much better now.

VacantTool
July 16th 2016
169 Comments


This is literally being reported everywhere, but seems like total BS.

The most important part is that it says mixing is being completed. How in the world are there track lengths if things are probably still being reworked?

And who would "leak" the track lengths too? Not very Tool-like song titles either. And I highly doubt Tool would ditch their stupid little interludes. This mixed with what their douche website owner reporting that they still need to finish interludes. People are gullible AF, but I'll be humbled if it turns out true. .0935% chance though.

StolenIdentity
July 16th 2016
289 Comments


Guys it's legit. Maynard came to me last night in my sleep and he told me so.

ArtBox
July 16th 2016
228 Comments


/r/music strikes again.

Personally I want to defend my sources, but I hear Maynard and Les Claypool are in talks to have a collaborative album "Ween Cake Hippie Shit" out by at least 2022.

TheMoonchild
July 16th 2016
1127 Comments


Lmao they just went full Dream Theater.

LeisureMuffin
July 16th 2016
24 Comments


Half of those tracks will be ambient hippie drums

user
July 16th 2016
1516 Comments


so this gets approved but my very relevant article about El-P trashing Pokemon Go doesn't :^(

VacantTool
July 16th 2016
169 Comments


Damn these websites knowing this article will generate clicks even though it's BS! And man, when you click something like this you expect a bit more than a reddit source lol.

SgtShock
July 16th 2016
706 Comments


"Half of those tracks will be ambient hippie drums" Yes.

TheMoonchild
July 16th 2016
1127 Comments


Tools from Topographic Oceans

BlacKapes
July 16th 2016
1920 Comments


how is this news when buckethead hasn't released a new album in over 3 months

SandwichBubble
July 16th 2016
4853 Comments


"Bucketdead"

likeshad0ws
July 16th 2016
82 Comments


wow, this might have been exciting if i was 17

FadedSun
July 16th 2016
1751 Comments


Sputnik posting rumors as "news". C'mon.

Funnier is the people commenting on the song titles like this is even real. Before 10,000 Days was released Tool released a fake track listing with dumb song titles, too.

bloc
July 17th 2016
44464 Comments


Lol this thread is hilarious

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Gmork89
July 17th 2016
7353 Comments


This is the most Tool thing I have ever seen.

StallionMang
July 17th 2016
8082 Comments


everything about this screams fake and gay

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clander270
July 17th 2016
381 Comments


I know for a fact that this is real. I can't say how, but just trust me.

chug73
July 17th 2016
3112 Comments


Same. Just trust Chug guys

ExtinguishingTheSun
July 17th 2016
178 Comments


Maynard communicated with me telepathically during one of my pineal gland massage sessions and told me it's real.

chug73
July 17th 2016
3112 Comments


Spirals n shit with intwined consciousness of the messages. Tool lyrics m8

zaruyache
July 17th 2016
17946 Comments


Spirals belong in Gurren Lagann not irl try harder noob.

Sevengill
July 17th 2016
7413 Comments


but guys what is this was real
what if this actually the album

zaruyache
July 17th 2016
17946 Comments


At this point though, who really cares? Release an album or don't; it's not like I'm gonna sit on the edge of my seat waiting six years for these jerkoffs to actually get in the studio.

Parallels
July 17th 2016
8858 Comments


>every song is 12 minutes
lol...

GooGooGajoob
July 17th 2016
95 Comments


This thread is the funniest shit man

PostMesmeric
July 17th 2016
702 Comments


I'll believe it when I see it, which we likely won't.

ChaoticVortex
July 17th 2016
496 Comments


Holy shit this thread is fucking amazing.

Yeah, this is one of those things that I'll believe once I'm holding the CD in my hand.

CrazyDiamond7
July 17th 2016
236 Comments


Jesus Dream Theater would think this album is self-indulgent. If any of this is true (which is doubtful, considering the entire article is vague as all hell), it'll be an impenetrable mess.

DickLeggingtonThe3rd
July 17th 2016
84 Comments


lol guarantee this is just another made up leak from some fat neckbeard who got momentarily bored of his my little pony porn-athon in his mums basement.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


Those song titles seem to get gayer by the minute.

cagedbutterfly
July 17th 2016
577 Comments


Hate this band

cagedbutterfly
July 17th 2016
577 Comments


Hate this band

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


This article was made to rile up a few Tool fans, can't believe it actually got approved.

There's a 99.9% chance this is a load of shit.

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


My pleasure, it was that or ultimateguitar

we're never getting this album and I've accepted that now

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


mind you, it's mildly interesting that the tracklist from the reddit post was removed

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


Every time a new piece of 'information' about the album gets around, it's basically a punchline

iloveyouall
July 17th 2016
6319 Comments


you're a punchline.

Flugmorph
July 17th 2016
17476 Comments


no one talks back to tuna u hear me?!?

iloveyouall
July 17th 2016
6319 Comments


what you gonna do about it, punk?

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


"thanks for reposting terrible metalsucks content"

Metalsucks would make an even more cringeworthy article out of this crock.

Jasdevi087
July 17th 2016
4558 Comments


yeah like the one that is literally linked in the article

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Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


it's right there man

Mythodea
July 17th 2016
4169 Comments


I'm willing to listen anything honest they put out. Hope this is real and decent. Other than that, Ι'm not going to criticize an album I don't really know exists and a band I'm going to worship any other day.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


Fuck, I looked past that and now I look like a complete idiot.
*puts gun in his mouth*

iloveyouall
July 17th 2016
6319 Comments


DickLaurentIsDeadIsDead

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


We've met before, haven't we?

RikRoach7
July 17th 2016
2651 Comments


Don't think it's real, seems much to clicheed.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


"We've met before, haven't we?"

At your house, don't you remember?


Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


Are you sure?

ignorethefashion
July 17th 2016
67 Comments


Metalsucks cited an anonymous reddit user. Jesus Christ.

I hadn't heard the double album rumor until now, but Buzz Osborne did mention he was told the shortest song they're working on is around 12 minutes long. That doesn't mean shit though, as it's entirely possible they've only worked on a few songs.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


Of course. As a matter of fact, I'm there right now.

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


What do you mean? You're where?

Jasdevi087
July 17th 2016
4558 Comments


Two things:

1) "The Awakening"

You don't call a song that after 20+ years surely

2) Principles of March (12:01)

(12:01)

Absolutely no way this is the actual tracklist

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


At your house.

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


That's fucking crazy.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


Call me.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


Dial your number.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


Go ahead.

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


I told you I was here.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


How'd you do that?

Voltimand
July 17th 2016
705 Comments


I lol'd hard.

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Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


Ask me.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


How'd you get inside my house?

chug73
July 17th 2016
3112 Comments


zaruyache suck it

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


You invited me.

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


It is not my custom to go where I am not wanted.

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


Who are you?

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


*chuckle* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Relinquished
July 17th 2016
36614 Comments


stop

DickLaurentIsDead
July 17th 2016
112 Comments


Give me back my phone.

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


It has been a pleasure talking to you

Dizchu
July 17th 2016
264 Comments


Where's all the unnecessary interludes though?

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


The album is nothing but interludes

TVC15
July 17th 2016
8835 Comments


Maynard is a pussy. Especially for treating his fans like this

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


he doesn't owe them anything, it's their fault for acting in such a desperate and obsessed way

RXQU33N
July 17th 2016
2 Comments


lol okay

heyadam
July 17th 2016
1936 Comments


actually it's confirmed that this is the track list for Kanye's next record.

clander270
July 17th 2016
381 Comments


It's gonna be kinda funny when this album ends up sucking and most of Tool's diehard fanbase commits suicide

Scoot
July 17th 2016
18770 Comments


how the fuck could anyone sit through all of this in one sitting

also doubt this is real

Digging: 21 Savage, Offset and Metro Boomin - Without Warning

user
July 17th 2016
1516 Comments


Lost Highway quotes out of nowhere

user
July 17th 2016
1516 Comments


"Although I really don’t think this is a troll job from my source there is one thing that makes me suspicious. ‘Decem,’ if my research is right, means ‘ten.’"

oh jeez what a source

torts
July 17th 2016
4300 Comments


"Maynard is a pussy. Especially for treating his fans like this "

I think u forgot that:

1. maynard has all the reason in the world to treat his fans like this

2. as a musician, as long as he's putting out music, he has no obligation to put out any sort of album from any certain project

3. he makes wine how could he be a pussy

Snide
July 17th 2016
7050 Comments


In other words
Tool is still filled with a bunch of tools

user
July 17th 2016
1516 Comments


please never speak again

Futures
July 17th 2016
9846 Comments


lol

Digging: Mogwai - Come On Die Young

LordePots
July 17th 2016
38265 Comments


well that sounds made up

Digging: Blondes - Warmth

LotusFlower
July 17th 2016
12002 Comments


But Pots, a CLOSE SOURCE said its true so its totally true.

Tunaboy45
July 17th 2016
15611 Comments


"close source" could literally be anyone. It could be verm.

Dizchu
July 17th 2016
264 Comments


I'm disappointed that the track lengths aren't prime numbers or some shit.

GhostOfSarcasticBtrd
July 17th 2016
5912 Comments


It was me you guys. I was offered a hot sandwich and kettle chips in exchange for any recent info and couldn't resist. My bad.

Sandwich was good though.

Digging: St. Vincent - MASSEDUCTION

Onirium
July 17th 2016
3035 Comments


And you had just listened to a "best of djent" playlist?

PapyrIsGood
July 17th 2016
59 Comments


This means nothing.

Piripichotes
July 18th 2016
417 Comments


This is more idiotic than pokemon go.

BallsDeep
July 18th 2016
4647 Comments


I'll believe it when I hear it

MegaResurrectedJake4
July 18th 2016
192 Comments


hopefully fucking not. I'm very skeptical. If its true, it will blow. But its likely bull.

SowingSeason
Moderator
July 18th 2016
25051 Comments


Brand New is also reportedly releasing a triple album and every song is reportedly named after a pokemon

Says a source close to the band

TVC15
July 18th 2016
8835 Comments


Maybe the close source was Maynard's cat

BallsDeep
July 18th 2016
4647 Comments


Either way I'm not expecting to be blown away by this, Maynard passion clearly lies in winemaking not music making these days

TalonsOfFire
Staff Reviewer
July 18th 2016
16817 Comments


Maynard doesn't write any of the music, so the worst we'd get from him is sub par vocals and lyrics I suppose.

Tunaboy45
July 18th 2016
15611 Comments


Maynard's too busy doing the vocals for Chevelle anyway

PistolPete
July 18th 2016
4493 Comments


I sure hope this isn't a double album. I don't think Tool is capable of making one without 60% of it being useless bullshit.

I agree with most here though, no filler interludes in the tracklist feels suspect and very unlike Tool. I don't believe it for a second.

bloc
July 18th 2016
44464 Comments


"Maynard doesn't write any of the music, so the worst we'd get from him is sub par vocals and lyrics I suppose."

Does Maynard even know what a guitar is

guitarded_chuck
July 18th 2016
13675 Comments


i never got the appeal with tool

theyre alright

ill give this a proper go without expectation if it actually comes out

JWT155
July 18th 2016
13600 Comments


After 10 years there better be a double fucking album, although all the initial leaks for 10,000 Days were completely inaccurate and BS so I won't believe any of this until I see it.

BallsDeep
July 18th 2016
4647 Comments


Maynard puts more effort into his stupid fucking costumes then his vocals live anyway, at least thst was the case when I saw him. He had some fkn laser pointer that he was shining at people instead of singing during parabola and that pissed me off, I almost wanted to run and confront him on stage but we all know what happened to the last guy who tried that

Tunaboy45
July 18th 2016
15611 Comments


https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/upcoming_releases/maynard_issues_statement_on_report_that_tool_are_releasing_double_album_this_fall.html

and there you have it

JWT155
July 18th 2016
13600 Comments


Someday we'll have new music...........

bloc
July 18th 2016
44464 Comments


Mythbusted

TVC15
July 18th 2016
8835 Comments


*memebusted

Insurrection
Contributing Reviewer
July 18th 2016
24412 Comments


maynard has such a way with words

Storm In A Teacup
July 18th 2016
22239 Comments


Honestly you're kind of a cuck if you're still hoping and pining for more rumors about Tool. Stop hitting yourself.

miketunneyiscool123
July 18th 2016
5518 Comments


I'll believe this when I see it.

KevinBaecon
July 18th 2016
263 Comments


2 believable

laralan1977
July 18th 2016
17 Comments


According to the song titles I guess it might be a collaboration with The Mars Volta.....LOL!

chipperjones
July 19th 2016
79 Comments


I haven't grabbed a Tool record in some time but if this is true and accurate then I'm in. Sounds interesting for sure.

Green Baron
July 19th 2016
24104 Comments


it's like the fake lateralus leak that happened

it could at least be a sign of progress

Tunaboy45
September 1st 2016
15611 Comments


this is definitely happening

FullOfSounds
September 1st 2016
15582 Comments


oh yeah, most certainly
no doubt

KevinKC
September 21st 2016
703 Comments


One day Tool will release a new album. It'll have eleven tracks which will last from three to four minutes.

tastepolice
September 21st 2016
185 Comments


this is "my dad works for nintendo" tier

chug73
September 21st 2016
3112 Comments


I bet sucks and everything is in 4/4 and sounds like maynards current band.

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
September 21st 2016
16536 Comments


Lordy

TheSpaceMan
September 21st 2016
9595 Comments


"I bet sucks and everything is in 4/4"

yea 4/4 is objectively the worst time signature like its not even hard to play at or creative at all why listen to it when you can have time signatures that cant be mathematically rationalized in decimal form

chug73
September 21st 2016
3112 Comments


Tru. If you aren't playing in 5.5/8 with 7/8 polys shut the fuck up

TheSpaceMan
September 21st 2016
9595 Comments


i dont even know what that means so it must be amazing

chug73
September 21st 2016
3112 Comments


Tool are too deep for u then. Twisting sand of time and shit yah

TheSpaceMan
September 21st 2016
9595 Comments


damn yeah just when I thought I figured out the true meaning of Stinkfist

bloc
September 21st 2016
44464 Comments


What about Hooker with a Penis

CaliggyJack
September 21st 2016
1783 Comments


lol Tool

blacklightjer
September 21st 2016
443 Comments


polyrythyms help open up my third eye

Hellscythe
February 26th 2017
2097 Comments


this was my favorite album of last year

Digging: Hanging Garden - I Am Become

Spec
February 26th 2017
34816 Comments



" If you aren't playing in 5.5/8 with 7/8 polys shut the fuck up"
Agreed.


GhandhiLion
February 26th 2017
1487 Comments


If it's not a concept album about deflating one's ego then I don't care.

Digging: Big Star - 3rd

Dewinged
February 26th 2017
6491 Comments


Disc 1 is white noise and static. Disc 2, songs. Source: a guy that just walked by.

Digging: Motorpsycho - The Tower

kingdedethefifth
February 26th 2017
4294 Comments


It isn't good unless it's in 34.85/47.37 time signatures

Mort.
Contributing Reviewer
February 27th 2017
13300 Comments


would seem the contribs have been chosen

Digging: Polvo - Cor-Crane Secret

Mort.
Contributing Reviewer
February 27th 2017
13300 Comments


wtf i didnt mean to post that in here

GhandhiLion
February 27th 2017
1487 Comments


God @kingdedethefifth thats just the same as 3485/4737 . What a casual.

Snide
March 18th 2017
7050 Comments


"double album this year"
Still waitin'

Titan
March 18th 2017
17985 Comments


yes! i love this band.

ianblxdsoe
April 12th 2017
1364 Comments


so uh

evilford
April 12th 2017
40642 Comments


heh

Snide
April 12th 2017
7050 Comments


So yeah I think we can all assume that this was a false leak.

evilford
April 12th 2017
40642 Comments


I'll remain under the assumption that theyre done until I have an album in my hands

Piglet
April 12th 2017
7450 Comments


still might be the leaked tracklisting for ne obliviouscaris tho

TalonsOfFire
Staff Reviewer
September 13th 2017
16817 Comments


I come back to this occasionally just to reread those song names and get a good laugh.

MarsKid
September 13th 2017
5611 Comments


Is Tool a band or something

SCREAM!
September 13th 2017
14969 Comments


this is the album that could have ended music as we know it

unfortunately we will never get to hear it

Dewinged
September 13th 2017
6491 Comments


Regresolution and Divinotus always crack me up. And all songs 12 min.+. lol

Kalopsia
September 13th 2017
1918 Comments


Tool is now officially dad rock

Digging: Lights - Skin & Earth

Tunaboy45
September 13th 2017
15611 Comments


Tool is dead

SCREAM!
September 13th 2017
14969 Comments


Tool can't come to the phone right now

foxblood
September 13th 2017
7377 Comments


tool - dereputation

DinosaurJones
September 13th 2017
6223 Comments


Tool - Gravitaserial

Digging: And So I Watch You From Afar - The Endless Shimmering

Asdfp277
September 13th 2017
15841 Comments


lmao

kingdedethefifth
September 13th 2017
4294 Comments


Tool- ProgMania

DoofusWainwright
Contributing Reviewer
September 13th 2017
16536 Comments


this is their year

Bloon
September 13th 2017
889 Comments


im bored even thinking about this

Digging: SpongeBob SquarePants - The Yellow Album

KjSwantko
September 13th 2017
10320 Comments


This better have some 42/37 time sigs or I'm gonna be pissed after this wait

superluminals
September 13th 2017
948 Comments


Maybe most pretentious thing ive ever seen

DinosaurJones
September 13th 2017
6223 Comments


Tool - Amorphenom

TheSonomaDude
September 13th 2017
5665 Comments


Thanks for bumping this, this is fucking hilarious

Asdfp277
September 13th 2017
15841 Comments


Regresolution

Shoegazefan9789
September 13th 2017
708 Comments


LOL Pascal's Wager

Asdfp277
September 13th 2017
15841 Comments


pascal's weiner

Nomos
September 13th 2017
1544 Comments


Regresolution made me lol

this was a good necro

TheSonomaDude
September 13th 2017
5665 Comments


Tool - Pheridontangamisticalesaturivolserationalism

TalonsOfFire
Staff Reviewer
September 13th 2017
16817 Comments


https://twitter.com/mjkeenan/status/754454828428824576

teamster
September 13th 2017
2053 Comments


Necro'd!!!!

Asdfp277
September 13th 2017
15841 Comments


Tool - Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis Aromatica Germenexcitación en Orgías de Viscosa y Amarga Putrefacción

Jasdevi087
September 13th 2017
4558 Comments


surely the one song with it's run time literally a second over 12 minutes was the giveaway

Shoegazefan9789
November 15th 2017
708 Comments


Yeah, I particularly love the run times on these

MayhemWithMercy
November 15th 2017
4227 Comments


Lmao remember this guys

MayhemWithMercy
November 15th 2017
4227 Comments


yeah

Shoegazefan9789
November 15th 2017
708 Comments


This was the greatest post ever

Kompys2000
November 15th 2017
924 Comments


Tbh all of these could be actual names of Tool songs.

MayhemWithMercy
November 15th 2017
4227 Comments


That's what made it believable for a little bit and hilarious when it turned out to be fake as fuck.

Gmork89
November 15th 2017
7353 Comments


It was almost TOO believable haha.

evilford
November 15th 2017
40642 Comments


Lol



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