inb4 everybody
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give up, ffs
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tool is not cool, they are for fools
stay in school,
uhhhh
pool
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Hmmm....
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smae
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"could this note they played be part of a new song?? ???!? ?"
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I hope tool finally disbands soon
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maybe maynard's retard comments where a hint of themes to come on the new album
maybe it will be a concept album of mental disabilities, kids who were born backwards and dropped on their heads, stuff like that
shit will be a 6/5 i can tell
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guh
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Tool writing new stuff is like UFO sightings, people want to believe it but we know deep down it's probably not true
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I also find it funny how Tool are considered one of the best prog metal groups, and have two of the most critically acclaimed albums under their belts, and yet you're all wishing they'd split and never do another album.
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Tool aint even that good
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'maybe it will be a concept album of mental disabilities, kids who were born backwards and dropped on their heads, stuff like that'
something every tool fan can relate to
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C'mon, Maynard does a fuck load for charity, sure he's a pretentious mother-obsessed bastard, but his heart is in the right place
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I really don't give a shit if the band are dickheads, Tool write brilliant stuff, miles better than most of the shit the music industry pumps out nowadays
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le wrong generation has reared its ugly head itt again
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RIP
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who cares, just give me a new funebrarum album
*drops mic*
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"Tool write brilliant stuff, miles better than most of the shit the music industry pumps out nowadays"
i know, we were totally in born in the wrong generation, am i right?
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I just want them to stop, so we can all stop getting excited over shit like this
Tools cool tho
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I liked these 1min26s. I'd be happy to hear a new album from them. I didn't much like 10.000 days.
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"When you ride off the success of those two albums with nothing to show for it but a dickish attitude then yeah a lot of people want them to split."
What dickish attitude?
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Penis.
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"What dickish attitude?"
constantly mocking fans? calling them 'retards'? idk, use google
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Enjoyed this. Album's gonna rule.
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The fans are insufferable
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Tool jams at a concert for a minute and their fanbase gets all excited and guesses that it's a new song.
No wonder Maynard hates his fans... I don't blame him.
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"constantly mocking fans? calling them 'retards'? idk, use google"
Lol, this again. He called the fanatical fans retards. That's not having a dickish attitude, that's just telling the truth.
And if anyone replies saying "fan is short for fanatic hur dur" I will slap them in the mouth.
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Tool jams at a concert for a minute and their fanbase gets all excited and guesses that it's a new song. [2]
Seriously, cool performance but it doesnt scream "new song" in the slightest.
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It just sounded like 90 seconds of Tool-ish noodling around, their fanbase must be pretty starved for things to be excited about.
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And when the new album does (lol) drop they'll complain just like they did w 10,000 days
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If Tool really were as douchey as people make out, they'd announce an acoustic album, or a live album
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I don't even really need to click this to know it'll be a jam session they did in between songs.
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fan is short for fantastic
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Yeah, I doubt they'd be announcing a lead-off single this soon after Puscifer, but I'm still curious.
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sounds like Tool
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auwh it's bloody beautiful as well
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I'll cover u in my shit
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"What dickish attitude?"
http://loudwire.com/files/2012/08/Tool-Logo.jpg
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"snide coolguy" thanks for this expression. Everywhere you find "stupid fanboys" you have "snide coolguys" to tell them "you're stupid fanboys" and act superior. It's a real ecosystem. The snide coolguys prey on the stupid fanboys but usually they're former fanboys who somewhat slowly realized it was leading them nowhere and became bitter and cynical, I believe.
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Hahaha how is this a news article
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Tool, and more specifically Maynard, are a bunch of tools - but I am still a serious fanboy and still wanna hear what they put out. New song or not, whatever that was sounded pretty good.
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And if anyone replies saying "fan is short for fanatic hur dur" I will slap them in the mouth.
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i know, we were totally in born in the wrong generation, am i right?
[2]
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i know, we were totally in born in the wrong generation, am i right?
[2]
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No matter what they release at this point (if they even do release anything) - it will crumble under the weight of public frustration. It's not even about high expectations anymore. Tool have dug a PR grave for themselves among most of the music community. Granted, it might've not been their fault entirely - those entries about a legal dispute over atrwork seemed to shed some light on the overbearingly long pause - but at this point I feel like they've alienated a major portion of their own fans.
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i know, we were totally in born in the wrong generation, am i right?
[2]
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Jesus christ I'm sick of hearing about tool. Either release something or don't, idgaf fuck off with this constant "news"
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I love how tool threads bring out the obviously-butthurt randoms, it's strange, peculiar
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obviously-butthurt randoms lol best descriptor I've heard all week
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Hey Maynard took a shit today, new Tool album?!?!?!?!,!,!,!,!,,!,!,!,!,÷?!,!?!
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tool is so ehh
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Lmao
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"I also find it funny how Tool are considered one of the best prog metal groups, and have two of the most critically acclaimed albums under their belts, and yet you're all wishing they'd split and never do another album."
They have released two (fairly) acclaimed albums, one decent album (Undertow, which has not aged well) one average album, (I am a fan and even I think 10,000 days is a bit of a mess) an EP and a live mish mash. They have been together for 25 years.
I am not surprised people want them to wrap it up after being strung along for so long. There are a stack of other bands which release regular fantastic albums without all the nonsense. The fans have grown out of it and they are riding on the coat tails of success from almost 15 years ago.
"Oh but legal problems...But Maynards doing side projects"
Smaller bands have these issues and still manage to release quality albums consistently.
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What do the rest of the band do in their spare time?
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The drummer is in some supergroup, not a clue what the other two are doing. Probably waiting for their master Maynard to come back from the vineyard and actually give them something to do
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LEGEND OF THE SEAGULLMEN
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Obviously tool fans are excited. Think of how desperate they are for a taste of new music, being that it's almost been 10 years since their last glimse of new music. Maynard has starved Tool fans and a taste of anything new obviously excites them.
Even still, if this is a new tool song, their next album is going to be incredible.
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They covered a Led Zeppelin song. This isn't a video of that is it? (I can't open it)
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No Spec, it is not. Plus they did that cover like years ago didn't they?
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yep that was released on the Salival album in 2000 lol
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Yeah but they performed it dressed as LZ during that show I believe
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I want them to release a steaming pile of shit and then go into hiding forever. But, I'm sure they're retarded fans would just eat that shit up and cry for the next 10,000 years that Tool isn't writing a new album.
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" But, I'm sure they're retarded fans would just eat that shit up and cry for the next 10,000 years that Tool isn't writing a new album."
Their*
#irony
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I hate how much Tool copies from Karnivool
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http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/news/general_music_news/holy_cow_tool_have_just_played_a_new_song_live_check_it_out.html
Hahaha trust UG to go overboard on this "news"
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But this actually sounds pretty good
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Alt Press just confirmed that this is indeed part of a new song. However it's alt press, they basically do articles about how Corey Taylor feels about things
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Sorry, Scream. Sometimes I make mistakes when I type. I hope you don't think I don't know the difference between their, they're, and there. At least Maynard doesn't think I'm an insufferable retard, right?
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Tool in music headlines a lot lately. New album imminent? ;)
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lmao said the same thing in 2014
and 2013
and every other year since 10,000 days lol
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Why is this news?
Just throw them on the retirement pile with RATM and SOAD. If they every do anything other then vaguely teasing a album, doing a few live shows, or making a slightly offensive comment then we will all be surprised because the chances of that happening are the same as me waking up tomorrow as a leprechaun.
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Thought it sounded pretty cool honestly.
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"I hate how much Tool copies from Karnivool" [2]
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Prog metal?
Wrong. Alt metal, at the most.
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this is probably just an off the cuff jam but it still sounded cool
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seriously though at this point who even cares
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He didn't call his fans retards. Google further.
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He did call his fans retards tho. Use Google.
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hah. psyche.
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got eeeeeem
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anytime soon
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