What has the world come to?
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Well that sucked the air out of my day.
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The name is apparently a combination of the parents' firstnames and not necessarily because they are big 'Tallica fans.
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Have you guys ever seen the movie 'Idocrisy' by Mike Judge. I think the plot premise of this movie is coming true in that stupid people breed more than intellignent people and the stupid people are slowly taking over the world. Here is proof of that!
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Wow...so lame.
This is going to be like Office Space, where the guy has the name Michael Bolton but f*cking hates his music...This Message Edited On 03.26.07
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Awesome. I'm gonna name my childs Hoobastank and Oomph!
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lol
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Now when metallica breaks up agian in 2 years, they can remember the name for the next 3 years until they get back together again!
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This is going to be like Office Space, where the guy has the name Michael Bolton but f*cking hates his music...
I love that fucking movie.
Awesome. I'm gonna name my childs Hoobastank and Oomph!
Well, you could do worse. You could name your child Hawthorne Heights. Of course, then you would inevitably have your own child's blood on your hands when they eventually commit suicide to escape the shame.
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^^ahh hahahahahaha!!! thats terrible. i know a kid named indiana jones. no joke either, i couldnt believe it.
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Yikes. Let's just leave it at that.
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Well, this wouldn't be exactly like Office Space, Michael Bolton was named Michael Bolton before the singer became popular (he says so in the movie).
"Why don't you change your name?"
"Why should I change my name? He's the one that sucks"
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some tax agency better not, "object" to what I name my child, I'll object their faces.
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i wish my name was metallica...
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^^ahh hahahahahaha!!! thats terrible. i know a kid named indiana jones. no joke either, i couldnt believe it.
It'll take some effort, but when I eventually get married, I'll somehow talk my wife into naming our firstborn son either Ash or Brisco, after two of Bruce Campbell's coolest characters.
some tax agency better not, "object" to what I name my child, I'll object their faces.
"One question, though: Why name your child Metallica?"
"Here's a question for you: Shut up."
"That's not a question."
"You're not a question."
"... Fuck this."
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hahahaha
Next some kid is going to be named "Children of Bodom" or something,how retarded would that be?
...or "Opeth"
....:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yeah but I have a feeling tax agencies won't recognize either of those names...
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^^ahh hahahahahaha!!! thats terrible. i know a kid named indiana jones. no joke either, i couldnt believe it I know a guy name James Bond
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I know a guy named Jim Morrison, but he goes by James.
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Are you there, God? It's me, Metallica.
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Oh yeah, I always just call that guy James Blunt the Second.
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The name is apparently a combination of the parents' firstnames and not necessarily because they are big 'Tallica fans.
That doesn't really make much of a difference though.
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i know a gay guy named Dick Hunter
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Dear god. I can only imagine the ridicule she will go through. She'll probably be into the Dixie Chicks or something, too.
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it's decided then, my next girl is gonna be the little Chumbawamba.
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^^
:lol:
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I know a guy named Harry Sacks.
...
No joke.
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I will name my first born son "Guns N' Roses".
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How bout Deep Purple? Or Sir Psycho Sexy :lol:
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I am very pissed off to read this. They seriously ruined that poor girls life.
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Have you guys ever seen the movie 'Idocrisy' by Mike Judge. I think the plot premise of this movie is coming true
Idocrisy. Right.
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A guy at a school I went to was named Richard Hertz.
Everyone called him Dick.
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"I know a guy named Harry Sacks.
...
No joke."
^^What makes it funnier is that its true!!!
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Great, now all we need is a Megadeth. Then can do battle.
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Hell, I'm a huge Metallica fan but Jesus tap-dancing christ... Now I HAVE heard it all...
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yeah muchtallerthanu im seriously not kidding haha i know its messed up. Anyways, Metallica will have lost all their popularity by the time this girl grows up. They'll just be a name of the past
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As much as I love Metallica, id never name a kid that. I dont care how cool the band. Unless its Cannibal Corpse. Id name my kid that. 
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i know a gay guy named Dick Hunter :lol:I heard about this one guy who was in the army and his name was Private Harry Balls
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Im so going to name my child Opeth, just to sound like a fanboy!
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Or you can name your child Boris... or Melvin, or if you're greek, just do Quo Vadis.
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Sucks to be this kid. I'd rather be named "Anita Coch" or "Ben Dover" or "Johnson Clymer"
Funny thing is Anita and Johnson up there go to my school...
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Hahaha a few of my friends nicknamed me Opeth and eventually Micro Akerfeldt because of my overt Opeth fanboyism (and because of my short height  )
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akerfeldt would be an awesome name to have.
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My dad's friend's son is called Ben Dover... I have no idea how he'll get through high school.
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These posts made me lol like 10 times.
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Could it have least have been a boy?
I'm naming my kid Megadeth
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My brother knows a guy named Dick Shrivels. He lived in a place called cold water. He was Dick Shrivels from Cold Water.
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