OMG Kirk's Had Sex

2006-10-25 by metallicaman8 | 19 Comments
Kirk and Lani Hammett gave birth to a healthy baby boy named Angel Ray Keala Hammett on September 29th. Mom and son are doing great. It hasn't been said whether or not this will effect the bands recording process, or anything of that matter, so I can only assume it won't.
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Oddsen
October 25th 2006
1127 Comments


Youre so mean

Neoteric
October 25th 2006
3243 Comments


lulz

metallicaman8
October 25th 2006
4677 Comments


What? The title was a joke. Kirk's obviously had sex before. In fact, I'm pretty sure this isn't Kirk's first kid.

EDIT: get out of the way you.This Message Edited On 10.25.06

iarescientists
October 25th 2006
5866 Comments


They named their son Angel?

Irony ftw

AmericnZero02
October 25th 2006
3968 Comments


With all the touring Metallica has done and countless groupies, I'm sure Kirk has gotten plenty of ass. Congrats on the kid though. Hopefully he turns out to be a rad guitarist like his dad.

Tweed
October 25th 2006
46 Comments


the above comment was riddled with douchy-ness.

John Paul Harrison
October 25th 2006
1014 Comments


In an unforeseen turn of events, John Paul find himself in agreement with mudvaynian.

fisky009
October 25th 2006
813 Comments


I saw in a documentry he didnt have any kids because he was discussing about time off from Metallica and the others haveing kids and families.

This however was not from Some Kind of Monster.

RazorBladeLight
October 26th 2006
258 Comments


yeah... with what James had said about what women would do to get back stage to see them... and then what they would actually do to them while they were backstage i doubt kirk only has one kid out there... or any of them for that matter

AnyColour74
October 26th 2006
1054 Comments


this is probably like his 50th kid considering all the groupies he has presumably banged before

thrash_fanatic
October 26th 2006
33 Comments


roflollerskateswtflmaosauce

Jim
October 26th 2006
5110 Comments


Angel Ray Keala is a shite name.

bahamut_ali would like to apologize to any member of sputnikmusic.com that per amazing coincidence also shares the name "Angel Ray Keala" with the aforementioned guitarist's spawn. Seriously though, it's a shite name.

Tarantino's Tarantulas
October 26th 2006
819 Comments


Angel Ray Keala is a shite name.



bahamut_ali would like to apologize to any member of sputnikmusic.com that per amazing coincidence also shares the name "Angel Ray Keala" with the aforementioned guitarist's spawn. Seriously though, it's a shite name.


He should call himself by his initials - ARKH - sounds like a Mesopotamian War God - I am ARKH, fear my metal wrath!!!


Wizard
October 26th 2006
20644 Comments


And just when you thought that Metallica naming their last album St. Anger was the most unoriginal, retarded name ever (not to mention worst metal album ever!), its no surpirse he came up with this retarded name for his baby boy!

vicious13
October 26th 2006
9 Comments


its amazing what years of awesome metal solos can do to the mental health of people.

6stringed
October 26th 2006
58 Comments


ha I like the title.
I bet the baby's ugly ha

Altmer
October 28th 2006
5715 Comments


I am going to pronounce the name "ahn-ghel" just to make it sound spanish and not retarded.


XAVxDAxMAN
November 12th 2006
7 Comments


How could you people bag a legend liks this. it is a very unsual name but there would be a good reason behind why he would of name his baby Angel Ray Keala.

hardspot
November 16th 2006
39 Comments


"In an unforeseen turn of events, John Paul find himself in agreement with mudvaynian."
Hardspot hates people who talk of themselves in 3rd... wait, what?
still..angel could me tough... if his name was like Damien Angel Hammet... that would be coolThis Message Edited On 11.16.06



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