Stewie Griffin vs. Eminem

2009-05-12 by Dave de Sylvia EMERITUS | 95 Comments
To coincide with the release of Relapse on May 19, an animated version of Eminem will co-anchor Sunday night's edition of Animation Domination on Fox with the diminuitive Family Guy star Stewie Griffin.

"It was a thrill to work with Stewie," said Eminem about the youngest member of the Griffin clan. "I'm a big fan of talking babies and their humor."

On working with Eminem, Stewie said: "I was just about to meet him, but after I shook hands with his stylist, his assistant, his lawyer, his bodyguard, his other bodyguard, his photographer, his manager, his hanger-on, his flower girl, his driver, his videographer, his notary, his historian, his her-storian, his texter and his own greased-up deaf guy, I got the swine flu."

Tagged: Eminem

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tinathefatlard
May 13th 2009
2112 Comments


too early to be making swine flu jokes.

marksellsuswallets
May 13th 2009
4885 Comments


Not in America...

willfellmarsy
May 13th 2009
3847 Comments


ur gay (at tina)...weird...This Message Edited On 05.12.09

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


Funny how it isn't really Swine Flu you idiots.

MassiveAttack
May 13th 2009
2754 Comments


You realize that isn't the term used anymore rofl...

ziroth
May 13th 2009
1260 Comments


"I'm a big fan of talking babies and their humor."

PuddleSwimmer
May 13th 2009
1457 Comments


hini

I was going to post this news article but was afraid people would call me a fag

and i was too lazy tbh

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


its H1N1, not hini lol

Turtlelephant
May 13th 2009
168 Comments


Family Guy already sucks enough christ.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


It's not H1N1 OR Swine Flu anymore, dumbasses...

...it's Hamthrax. Get it right.

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


That was incredibly gay, you have been stripped of your honor.

marksellsuswallets
May 13th 2009
4885 Comments


^I lol'd

It's still H1N1 though isn't it? To be honest who really cares...and this seems like a horrible idea...

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


I didn't have any honor in the first place, so I do believe I've won this battle.

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


I do not battle with worthless vermin like you, therefore you win nothing.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Oh, you're good. But what about self-worth? I have loads of that.

PuddleSwimmer
May 13th 2009
1457 Comments


I say hini. It's cuter.

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


You are worthless to me, and since I have my honor, I am more important, and thus, my opinion matters where yours does not. Therefore, you are still worthless human detritus.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Hmm... Well, I fail to see any flaws in your logic, good sir. You have bested me fair and square.

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


I take no pleasure from stamping out worthless cretins like you.

scyther
May 13th 2009
1606 Comments


Allah, Allah in evverrry blade of grass...

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


...and suddenly everyone turns to look at you

ziroth
May 13th 2009
1260 Comments


"Allah, Allah in evverrry blade of grass..."

win

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


How does that make sense???

PuddleSwimmer
May 13th 2009
1457 Comments


idk i think it's a mwY thing

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


Muslims...

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Who listens to mwY anymore?

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


Apparently pokemon do.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Creepy. I thought pokemon were into J-pop and whatnot.

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


The show will suck. Kris is cool. Puddle needs an avatar.

Thoughts of the day.

Oh, and H1N1.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


YES!!! In your face, Zipper!

PuddleSwimmer
May 13th 2009
1457 Comments


I TOLD YOU WAIOR IM FOREVER AVATARLESS
im haxed!

I've got a special one. it's 'your avatar here' and personal and whatever you want it to be, you magical spokesman

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


You're not a man unless you get an avatar, Puddle. Them's the rules.

PuddleSwimmer
May 13th 2009
1457 Comments


Consider me the coolest vagina in this sausage fest, then

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


It's true. I mean, Marvin here is a true man. Or android.

You should get a Pam Beesly avatar. We would match.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Vagina? This won't go well at all. It'll be like prison...

PuddleSwimmer
May 13th 2009
1457 Comments


I actually have one, but it's really small

avatar, i mean, not vagina...or penis for that matter

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


So you're freaking asexual? Tonight just keeps getting weirder and weirder...

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


Wow, thanks for clarifying that.

PuddleSwimmer
May 13th 2009
1457 Comments


What I mean is....
You know what? Let's just call me a metaphor....


Also, wtf? There's such thing as The Cleveland Show?
McFarlane is awesome and all, but...for real?

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


Your avatar is so small that I cannot see it.

And you were not alluding to your shapeshifting anatomy?

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Yeah, Cleveland is officially leaving Family Guy so Seth can make The Cleveland Show. It's taking over King of the Hill's spot on Sundays, which pisses me the fuck off because I love KotH. And you're still a creepy asexual avatarless weirdo.

PuddleSwimmer
May 13th 2009
1457 Comments


C'mon, guys. Who else would fill my shoes. Who else would say the things that need to be said and end questions with periods.

The space between my legs is as willing as Courtney Love is to kill her husband OH SHIT

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


That last sentence blew my mind. And the thought is just scary. Why are we talking about what may or may not be between your legs?

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


I love ending questions with periods. Why are we having this conversation in this news article.

PuddleSwimmer
May 13th 2009
1457 Comments


It's an issue much avoided by powers in charge. I'm not pointing fingers (ahem PhantomLimb) but the sooner we embrace it as a paradox and a friend, the sooner Sputnik can move forward in technological as well as spiritual realms of bliss.

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


Realms of bliss? I just feel guilty.

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


Waior just hurt my brain.

Zippermouth
May 13th 2009
1305 Comments


twice

tinathefatlard
May 13th 2009
2112 Comments


ur gay (at tina)...weird...
Like, OMG UR SOO KEWL!!....eat shit bitch.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


That was like two days ago, Tina. Drop it. And yeah. ur gay.

John Paul Harrison
May 13th 2009
1014 Comments


epic thread guys

tinathefatlard
May 13th 2009
2112 Comments


That was like two days ago, Tina. Drop it. And yeah. ur gay.
Ever hear of a time zone? UhhhFAG

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Time zone? WTF. Explain yourself, you fat lard.

tinathefatlard
May 13th 2009
2112 Comments


You said it was "like two days ago", according to my clock, it's still Tuesday. Either way, I'm done with this argument.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Hmm... The fat lard does not understand the concept of sarcasm... Much trolling to be had here. The lard from your fat will feed many villages in Africa when I'm done with you.

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


I'll hold him accountable on that one.

tinathefatlard
May 13th 2009
2112 Comments


Don't push it or I'll give you a war you won't believe. Let it go

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


ITT: Internet tough guy.

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


I occasionally watch a war docu-drama. I'm not afraid of dramatic reinactments.

tinathefatlard
May 13th 2009
2112 Comments


This is hilarious, you really think I'm taking this seriously? Woo-Woo! Here comes the Clue Train, Last Stop: You.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


The internet is srs fucking business, sir/ma'am.

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


I love train rides.

tinathefatlard
May 13th 2009
2112 Comments


I'm a chick online and a guy in the real world. I put my balls in a drawer when i log on.

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


That doesn't ever get uncomfortable/inconvenient?

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


......so you're asexual, too? You and Puddle should hook up.

TNY
May 13th 2009
569 Comments


tinathefatlard...

please die.

tinathefatlard
May 13th 2009
2112 Comments


No, they're detachable and it's quite easy. Why, is he/she a lady in the street but a freak in the sheets?

scyther
May 13th 2009
1606 Comments


When the mods are asleep, terror reigns.

Apostle7
May 13th 2009
235 Comments


Be still, Pam. Wait a sec...wait...ahhh...did it go in?

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


You don't deserve that avatar.

Anyways, lest we return to discussing Eminem and Stewie?

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Who and who? Oh, yes. Them. What about them, again?

lauriej
May 13th 2009
1713 Comments


whoa man you 2 are like a fucking behemoth

Apostle7
May 13th 2009
235 Comments


Oh god, I love Stewie Griffin.

Phantom
May 13th 2009
9010 Comments


H1N1 is still important?

Oh and way to get two 'presenters' that are past their prime/relevance


This Message Edited On 05.13.09

kitsch
May 13th 2009
5117 Comments


waior avatars are for tools

esp yawning pams. shes one of the least funny characters and just annoyed the hell out of me 4th season. (gave up on season 5)

bloc
May 13th 2009
70880 Comments


this is collab is not going to be entertaining.

bloc
May 13th 2009
70880 Comments


and i agree with kitsch, the office started to go downhill after season 3.

Phantom
May 13th 2009
9010 Comments


Season 5 has been retarded tbh. Michal quitting and the branch getting the new boss, then Michael magically managing to get his old job back. Still had some funny moments though.

bloc
May 13th 2009
70880 Comments


wow, i must say someguest is hotter than waior now.

Phantom
May 13th 2009
9010 Comments


Finger lickin' good

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


I can't see avatars at school. This makes me sad. Quick! What's someguest's avatar look like??

Phantom
May 13th 2009
9010 Comments


Phyllis from The Office

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Yikes. Do not want.

bloc
May 13th 2009
70880 Comments


UhhKris just came.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Ehhh, maybe. Semi.

Waior
May 13th 2009
11778 Comments


Phyllis Lapin is amazing but stiiillll Pam > All.

Also, LittleKidLover, Apostle 7, Michael's screen-name on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, Season 2.

You can't out-trivia me.

EMINEM YOU GUYS. STEWIE GRIFFIN.

PanasonicYouth
May 13th 2009
7413 Comments


Pam is sexy. Eminem sucks now. Family Guy is hilarious. Stewie is a baby.

kitsch
May 13th 2009
5117 Comments


the interactions with pam and jim are so lame and not funny.

successful relationships =/= funny

after season 3, the office got really shitty.

the only thing funny about season four was the dwight, angela, andy love triangle. (andy has got to be my favorite character)
and the survivor man episode was awesome.



KFrDy
May 13th 2009
2 Comments


eminem's last grasp for attention since his new cd is a FAIL

burnafterbreeding
May 13th 2009
1529 Comments


Pam is gorgeous.

This is kinda stupid.

HipsterHolocaust
May 14th 2009
774 Comments


GaY... kInDa ReAlLy Gay!

alachlahol
May 14th 2009
7593 Comments


What's up with all these Eminem vs whoever threads i mean JESUS JUST KILL YOURSELVES

Apostle7
May 14th 2009
235 Comments


Someguest's avatar, purportedly being better and thus being the alligator, eats < Waior's avatar.

Phyllis Lapin is amazing and all but still Pam is hot and cool and thus the allgator eating < everyone else.

I believe you people have it sdrawkcab.This Message Edited On 05.14.09

TheyTookOurJobs
May 15th 2009
1318 Comments


i like family guy, so i might like this

MUNGOLOID
May 15th 2009
4554 Comments


that swine flu joke was actually funny.



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