Just an elaborate ploy so Jack Donnaghey can hit that

Time for another petition.

When I think of stuff football fans like, I think of beer, chips, BBQ, trucks, football, and Madonna

"Time for another petition."

fuck, beat me to it

"[Madonna] be collaborating with a team from the Cirque du Soleil"


so soccer is objectively more manly than american football.

Everyone likes classic Madonna. I'm sure she's gonna play the older hits.

Nobody likes auto tune though

don't try and place a limit on the amount of stuff I can hate.

I only like autotune if it's Design the Skyline

haha some of those comments at the source site.

In a totally unrelated story, beer runs during halftime will be at an all time high.

If you ask your friend what his favorite Madonna album is, and his response is anything other than "I don't own one," you've got a gay.

More like if they're over 21 and they've never heard Ray of Light, Erotica or any of the 80s albums, you've got someone who doesn't know music.

We sure don't know music

I've noticed!

Why don't they get a relevant pop singer at least

There's nothing more entertaining than watching a woman with an AARP card sing "Like a virgin"

this has been known for at least a week.

Well, that Elton John news had been known for at least 10 years so I don't see the problem.

Bet this will go over well.

should be gaga

@Aso

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw7IMYl5oU8&feature=youtube_gdata_player

this has been known for at least a week.

If only they had landed the more talented, younger Madonna

never existed

New song is set to feature MIA....and Nicki Minaj....

"[Madonna] be collaborating with a team from the Cirque du Soleil"


so soccer is objectively more manly than american football."

Thank you, Sir for the laugh!

"If you ask your friend what his favorite Madonna album is, and his response is anything other than "I don't own one," you've got a gay."

yes, this XD

shit didn't notice that AoD beat me to it so hard my bad bro

ewww

this has been known for at least a week.

I'm sure she can't be worse than the Black Eyed Peas, but still, gay.

This will rule. If you don't like Madonna, you don't like pop music.

We need skynyrd to rise from the grave and play at the goddamn superbowl

i think this'll be pretty cool, i like madonna and not ashamed lol

lol at people thinking they would get a good act to even play.

I'm surprised they keep pulling this shit instead of getting Metallica

This is still going to be way better than the last Superbowl performance.. which was depressing.

The Superbowl acts don't get payed so lets put on the most expensive, elaborate, show of someone who's already ridiculously famous and who no one will watch.

I will never understand the logic of Superbowl halftime bookings.

lol at people thinking they would get a good act to even play.

Yeah, just what a bunch of NFL fans want: Madonna.

They know we're going to watch the Super Bowl despite the shitty halftime shows they always produce, so...

I never watch the half time show anyway
I remember missing that whole Janet Jackson titty nonsense because I was taking a shit

I was watching, although not paying much attention. Then when it happened, it was one of those things where you aren't sure what you saw. I looked at my dad and said something like "what was that" and everyone was confused.

That happened when the Super Bowl was here. So basically, it needs to come back.

omg i hope they get glee to sing one of the songs with her

"beer runs during halftime will be at an all time high."

Definitely a top ten comment I've ever read on here.

THANK YOU BASED GODESS!

I thought it said "Mastodon to perform Super Bowl" at first. Oh my.

RELAX

just okay.