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14. Dance, Dance, Dance

Beach Boys cover time?

They've probably been hitting the heroin again.

But seriously, can't fucking wait for this album. The songs themselves will tell if the song titles are fitting.

as will this

6. Look Around

whole album will be a single









what?

"Even You Brutus"


...

"et tu, brute?"

lol dumbing it down for amurikans

"The album's first single, "The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie," is a hard-pop spin on classic Chili Peppers funk, with a creeping bass line and a marching-disco rhythm in the chorus reminiscent of the late-Seventies Rolling Stones."

That sounds fucking horrible.

Haha, these titles are hilarious. Hopefully, this is a sign that there will be a lot of classic RHCP funky uptempo songs.

Dream of Ethiopiacaaaatioooon

i totally agree duckies

The single wasn't actually released. It was fake song and video.

Typical RHCP song titles. Will be awesome though, looking forward to it.

what's the over/under on how many times Kiedis says the word "Dance" in the last song?

∞

"Dream of Ethiopiacaaaatioooon"

hahahaha

@ Yazz - I'm going with "over"

These are some retarded ass titles.

Hopefully the album is good.

never got into RHCP cept for a few songs

an album without frusciante... this'll be weird.

wait frusciante isn't even on this? fuck that shit!

didn't you hear? they moved that to october

"ethiopia" sounds like a song i wanna listen to. no idea why.

"an album without frusciante... this'll be weird."

yea, cause freaky styley, uplift mofo party plan and one hot minute all never happened? some of their best stuff is on those three albums and frusciante had nothing to do with them ...

OHM fucking sucked though

Can't wait for this to drop!

Since when is Will Ferrel in RHCP?

"1. Monarchy of California
2. Factory of California
3. California’s Death Song
4. California
5. California Wants a Baby
6. Look Around... California
7. The Adventures of Rain Dance California
8. Did I Let You Know, California
9. California Hooray
10. Happiness Loves Company
11. California Police Station
12. Even You California?
13. Meet Me at California
14. California, California, California"

More like...

Fuck California.

^ lol

will Arnold make a guest appearance?

I give this album a 2/5 rating*

*The main limitation to my review is obviously the fact, that I only operate with song titles. When applying my review to the actual music you should consider the above limitation.

"OHM fucking sucked though"

This. However Josh is 100 times cooler than Navaro and so this should kick ass.

Because obviously the song names determine the quality of the album, this will rather be 5/5. Shit sounds like classic RHCP stuff, back when Hillel was with them. Police Station? Annie Wants A Baby? Brandon's Death Song? That stuff could've easily been on Freaky Styley or The Uplift Mofo Party Plan.

[verse 1]
Monarchy of Roses that I wish you saw,
Factory of Faith knows it all
Brendan’s Death Song sang to ma' and pa' cuz

[chorus]
In Ethiopia, Annie Wants a Baby
Look Around, The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie
In Ethiopia, Annie Wants a Baby
Look Around, The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie

[verse 2]
Did I Let You Know with a broken jaw
"Goodbye Hooray" but not to brawl
Happiness Loves Company - we call it fall
I’ll make it to the Police Station if I have to crawl and

[chorus]
In Ethiopia, Annie Wants a Baby
Look Around, The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie
In Ethiopia, Annie Wants a Baby
Look Around, The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie

[verse 3]
Even You Brutus? I wish you saw
Meet Me at the Corner but not to brawl
Dance, Dance, Dance and I’ll kiss you ’cause

[chorus]
In Ethiopia, Annie Wants a Baby
Look Around, The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie
In Ethiopia, Annie Wants a Baby
Look Around, The Adventures of Rain Dance Maggie

will be some average pop-rock album with too much piano

"will be some average pop-rock album with too much piano"

You're from the future!?

Future is from him

That doesn't even make any sense. But, what would you expect from someone called GoldCobra.

Kidding. But seriously, that comment was pretty funny.

He's ColdGobra, get it right.

and you're DoubtGin, what's your point mang leave me be.

"OHM fucking sucked though" -- had potential. 'my friends' and 'aeroplane' were pretty great tracks and i probly liked it from front to back better than 'by the way.'

One Hot Minute is one of my favorites of theirs honestly.

anyone got any youtube clips or whatever of klinghoffer? i'm intrigued to know what he sounds like

with time ive come to find that this band has always been awful

These guys are one of the main reasons I'm into music.

This music is one of the main reason I'm into guys

oooo ho ho ho no, no, that didn't come out right, now, did it.

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but yea this will be bad

"This music is one of the main reason I'm into guys"

Hahahahahaha

lol

ugh

'with time ive come to find that this band has always been awful'

A wanna be gangster
Thinkin' he's a wise guy
Rob another bank
He's a sock 'em in the eye guy

not gonna defend an album i haven't heard yet, but that's just ignorant. spin blood sugar sex magik all the way through and keep convincing yourself that wu lyf and odd future are better

Depends on how big of a role Frusciante played in making their more melodic sound. If it sounds anything like By the Way or Stadium Arcadium, it'll be awesome.

Otherwise, take it or leave it, really.

"If it sounds anything like By the Way or Stadium Arcadium, it'll be awesome"

Are you for frkn serious?

They were great albums. But who the fuck would want another one of them?

"Are you for frkn serious?"

Yes.