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Hyperion1001 09.11.26	hawks rawks
Rowhaus 09.11.26	we love you hawksy
jrlikestodance 09.11.26	The Sput GOAT. Been wondering the same, I need unity while shitting on these terrible new metalcore bands
Christbait 09.11.26	I WILL BE MY FATHER'S BODY
RunOfTheMill 09.11.26	he carried this entire site for the last year and half didn't he
Lasssie 09.11.26	He is listening to the new Spiritbox song
brickhed 09.11.26	yeah he's the only dude keeping extreme metal comment threads alive kinda why I'm lurking a lot more now
arthropod 09.11.26	He's chill when he's chill but can be annoying as shit. I appreciate his contributions to the site and multiple of my interactions with him, but a little break from his presence will do no harm.
NudeTayne 09.11.26	I can try and substitute for him until he returns
NudeTayne 09.11.26	Band is shit from Santa's ass agreed everyone.
AlkemestRedux 09.11.26	I think baby stuff and life stuff are keeping him pretty busy. But if we burn enough bibles I think we can summon him.
NudeTayne 09.11.26	LMFAOOOOOOO
Hyperion1001 09.11.26	ive been listening to classic CoF trying to conjure him back
arthropod 09.11.26	we must summon tundra, hawks will automatically return to preserve the cosmic balance
NudeTayne 09.11.26	Haha love you Arth bro
IsisScript80 09.11.26	Sput lacking MEN. MENo[n]pause.
NudeTayne 09.11.26	Shut the fuck up Tundra
arthropod 09.11.26	pure gold of a pun mate
Gyromania 09.11.26	was just asking about this in the discord earlier haha. and yeah it prob is just fathering + working, but his absence is felt
NudeTayne 09.11.26	M////////N
arthropod 09.11.26	goood, now use "hard" in a post and your training shall be complete
AlkemestRedux 09.11.26	ahrd [2]
RVAHC13 09.11.26	Him and Tundra were banished to some nebulous metaphysical penal realm and must put aside their differences and work together to return home
Kusangii 09.11.26	lol that's actually a billion dollar hollywood movie right there
AlkemestRedux 09.11.26	Hawks and Tundra being stuck in Jumanji together is actually extremely funny to me lol
Kusangii 09.11.26	God this rules so hard. Agreed. M/////////EN
Feather 09.11.26	I dont care about where he is unless he is finishing his radiohead listen
Gfunk839 09.11.26	Hawks is collecting all of our google passwords from the SPutHackzzz and vulnerabilities .. He's logging into your social media right now uploading dick pics...
RVAHC13 09.11.26	Shitperion1001 where’s shit i know hes got a shit so hes probably just doin shit stuff but shit feels like a shittown without him shitting. Shit is Cradle of Shit shitted for my shit
artiswar 09.11.26	If he was here you realize he would be triggered as hell by this list right? Tundra was banished to Discord, the unholy realm. Imagine banning harmless users when your site has like 11 people left on it and 3 of them are alts
AlkemestRedux 09.11.26	Is there a general sput discord?
Hyperion1001 09.11.26	all hawks slander will be deleted. sorry losers and haters.
evilford 09.11.26	"yeah he's the only dude keeping extreme metal comment threads alive" Wrong, I've been here Don't spam men as much as Hawks, granted Im sure he's just busy with life
AlkemestRedux 09.11.26	we've gotta up our m///en production
arthropod 09.11.26	"all hawks slander will be deleted" u soft
DominionMM1 09.11.26	hawks died on the way back to his home planet
Hovse 09.11.26	Hes changing the baby diapers while jamming Beherit m/
AlkemestRedux 09.11.26	Drawing down the poo
Relinquished 09.11.26	don’t fuck your wife too much Hawks she might catch feelings
jrlikestodance 09.11.26	Men
NudeTayne 09.11.26	LMFAOOOO
Trebor. 09.12.26	9/11
Wildcardbitchesss 09.12.26	“ don’t fuck your wife too much Hawks she might catch feelings” Having a wife is so gay
Wildcardbitchesss 09.12.26	on the real tho he’s probably fine. I haven’t seen him posting at all either but even i go a few days to a week without getting on here from time to time… and I have one less wife and one less baby than him.
Eakflanderyof 09.12.26	Dont let family get in the way of frequenting obscure message boards
NudeTayne 09.12.26	9/11 the sequel
Trebor. 09.12.26	My wife only lets me post once a week so it could be that
Wildcardbitchesss 09.12.26	“ Dont let family get in the way of frequenting obscure message boards” hey man cmon… semi obscure
Futures 09.12.26	yeah we have a wikipedia page for god's sake!
Intothepit 09.12.26	11/9: 9/11, but the planes are in reverse.
JayEnder 09.12.26	Hawks unfortunately perished after his last run-in with the new Sleep Token album
Shamus248 09.12.26	Hawks is a great collaborator and even better friend
Ectier 09.12.26	I sent him a message checking on him here. Probs just busy
Gyromania 09.13.26	Has anyone managed to get a hold of him?
Sharenge 09.13.26	what's his number I'll call him
Hyperion1001 09.13.26	no one even commenting on the cradle ranking smh hawks is gonna be pissed.
jrlikestodance 09.13.26	I still gotta move beyond the Cradle classics
RVAHC13 09.13.26	u tell hawks i dont listen to that cookie monster shit (ive never heard to a cof song in my life)
AlkemestRedux 09.13.26	I think for me the top three ranking would be 3, 1 then 2
arthropod 09.13.26	cof to bm is like cob to dm, not a trv representative of the genre and is cheesy as shit
combustion07 09.13.26	3 is 1. 3 is also the only one I’ve jammed in full in years though
budgie 09.13.26	pee pee poo poo
combustion07 09.13.26	poo poo pee pee
jrlikestodance 09.13.26	He's gonna be pissed I didn't like Chat Pile
Eakflanderyof 09.13.26	I refuse to check out a band called chat pile
jrlikestodance 09.13.26	Its hipster rubbish
Eakflanderyof 09.13.26	Yeah i can just tell by the band name it's college chick music
Spec 09.13.26	rip hawks
Hyperion1001 09.13.26	dont even joke man
Relinquished 09.13.26	yea not after spirit
JoyfulPlatypus 09.13.26	I didn't vibe whatsoever with Chat Pile's debut so I haven't bothered checking out anything else they've done. Sorry Hawks.
lucazade22 09.13.26	I didn't vibe whatsoever with Chat Pile's debut so I haven't bothered checking out anything else they've done [2]
jrlikestodance 09.13.26	Solidarity !!!
Senetrix666 09.14.26	the debut LP or the EPs?
jrlikestodance 09.14.26	I heard the first and newest LPs for the first time this weekend
demigod! 09.14.26	hawks
Emim 09.14.26	demigod sighting
lucazade22 09.14.26	the debut LP or the EPs? Debut LP
ShartHarder 09.14.26	he said in the staff discord he was taking time away because of, in his words, "all the butt kissing from these geeks and virgins"
arthropod 09.14.26	he needs more flak agreed
NudeTayne 09.15.26	says the dude with 100k comments
IsisScript80 09.15.26	Those pesky geeks and virgins, eh? Too geeky and virginal for my tastes...
ShartHarder 09.15.26	i think hes just busy with a new job. he'll be back
Ectier 09.16.26	Hope birdmans okay
Lasssie 09.17.26	wtf noo
jrlikestodance 09.17.26	Sput w no Hawks is like DM w no riffs. WACK
unclereich 09.17.26	Feels a little invasive to paste stuff from discord unless he gave permission but w/e. I could probably write a novel in response but I’ll just say Opeth fucking sucks and you’d never catch me in one of their threads. The site is better with hawks around agreed.
Lasssie 09.17.26	I hope this aint real
Relinquished 09.17.26	yall can step up and make it home again by talking about enough dm to bring him back yell cradle of filth lyrics 5 times backwards and he’ll post
unclereich 09.17.26	Might fuck around and accidentally bring pissbore back
Lasssie 09.17.26	You can take the boy out of the sput but you can never take the sput out of da boi
Relinquished 09.17.26	you definitely can man had to step up to make this place fun again especially after our boy past away and shit was even less of the same
unclereich 09.17.26	The only member of the 100k comment club should be untouchable despite annual mental health crises that make him bully Johnnyofthewell
botb 09.17.26	He’ll be back, he’s left this site like 500 times
brickhed 09.17.26	dude every time someone leaves its always for some behind the scenes drama. whats this banned thing thats going on? is it only on the discord? i never hear of anyone on the website being banned. if its just discord drama why leave? many questions that will never be answered. but anyhow i'll just keep on doing my thing here.
Lasssie 09.17.26	Johnny.. Well thats a name i havent heard in a while
Lasssie 09.17.26	Wasnt there a huge exodus where johnny and a lot of other staff members were kicked?
unclereich 09.17.26	>i never hear of anyone on the website being banned Never occurred to me that there are users who joined so late in the sites history that they’re unaware of bans. They’re like sput’s version of Gen Z.
Maniac! 09.17.26	Seems odd that there's anything worth having drama about here anymore, considering new users can't even register.
arthropod 09.17.26	Johnny kinda earned it tho
unclereich 09.17.26	There prolly isn’t hawks just does this. He’s still goated tho
Lasssie 09.17.26	Miss Yoyo
Maniac! 09.17.26	"Never occurred to me that there are users who joined so late in the sites history that they’re unaware of bans. They’re like sput’s version of Gen Z." I remember when it seemed like someone got banned every day lol
Maniac! 09.17.26	Is there still a sput discord somewhere?
Christbait 09.17.26	I miss Hawks endless support in every review thread. I bet he'd dig Judicary's EP although I'd anticipate him giving it like a 3.4 or something. I just imagine the newborn has absorbed all of his time, rightfully so.
Lasssie 09.17.26	Id bet my money on it being the kid that keeps him occupied Someone said it might be that hes held up with work but Hawks is the kinda guy that jams endless records through a shift so i doubt that being the case
Josh D. 09.17.26	We used to go to that website where you get on your webcam and you can play music on it, it was dj.fm or some bullshit. Don't remember much except me and coneren were usually drunk as hell on it.
Maniac! 09.17.26	turntable.fm right?
Futures 09.17.26	PLUG
unclereich 09.17.26	Tinychat
mindleviticus 09.17.26	wheres that plug link men
Hyperion1001 09.17.26	i only ever got banned once and it was pretty justified lmao
Trebor. 09.17.26	"We used to go to that website where you get on your webcam and you can play music on it, it was dj.fm or some bullshit. Don't remember much except me and coneren were usually drunk as hell on it." I miss this so much
Relinquished 09.17.26	it was so fun
WretchedCacophony 09.17.26	oh wow so basically chatroulette but with a purpose. Bet people went on there showing their asshole playing Slayer
Maniac! 09.17.26	oh shit tinychat feels like a lifetime ago
combustion07 09.17.26	Tinychat, plug and turntable all ruled
Spec 09.17.26	The tinychat days are some of my fondest sput memories.
Gfunk839 09.17.26	If you do some quick math, Hawks posts on average around 20 comments a day for the last 18 years .. bro could use some grass touching
unclereich 09.17.26	Tinychat was tame and wholesome. plug and turntable too. I don’t remember any real riffraff on those. Some of the sput Facebook offshoots though were certifiably nuts. Honestly the craziest stuff happened here on the main site.
Relinquished 09.17.26	they were tame cuz we weren’t anonymous anymore at that point
ShartHarder 09.17.26	odd if that is how he feels, theres been absolutely zero drama or discussion in the staff/contrib discord so any drama must be private, but there's never been a whiff of beef between him and the others in the months ive been in the chat. last thing he said there a few weeks ago he was planning on posting a review but being a new dad + starting a new job were taking all his time.
Relinquished 09.17.26	man he’s one of us, not a celebrity. leave the speculations alone.
Lasssie 09.17.26	do you believe in life after hawks?
Josh D. 09.17.26	Get me pictures of Hawks!
Lasssie 09.17.26	Need him to check the new Veilburner songs asap
Rowhaus 09.17.26	w8 so did Hawks get banned?
Faraudo 09.17.26	Lmao give me a summary, what happened to Hawks?
Kusangii 09.17.26	Wtf, there's no way
zakalwe 09.17.26	‘The only member of the 100k comment club should be untouchable despite annual mental health crises that make him bully Johnnyofthewell’ Fuck me I absolutely pissed myself laughing at this one, nice one reichy.
unclereich 09.17.26	Thank you 😂 hawks has produced some incredible copypasta
Gyromania 09.17.26	rip johnny =[
Josh D. 09.17.26	https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnj6dwpgs1qd37u4o1_1280.pnj
unclereich 09.17.26	Incredible
Relinquished 09.17.26	lmao
Maniac! 09.17.26	Lmfao when Relinquished of all people responds like that you know you're being ridiculous
Kusangii 09.17.26	lmao
Relinquished 09.17.26	maniac that was me you can’t read
Maniac! 09.17.26	I have no idea what you're talking about
evilford 09.17.26	Lol
Hyperion1001 09.17.26	someone post the one where he was mad at old people that one always makes me laugh.
Faraudo 09.17.26	At least tell me if he's gone from the site :(, that'd be a serious recession indicator for Sput
RogueNine 09.18.26	It's probably the kids. People posting discord stuff could be doing a pasta bit for all I know.
JoyfulPlatypus 09.18.26	Yeah obviously I can't say for sure but I personally have a hard time believing that he'd go groveling to the ex-staff and apologizing. Not with how much he's openly stood by and supported the people on Sput. Dude is a new father, I'd bet my next paycheck that's all it is.
RVAHC13 09.18.26	if hawks got banned it’s probably because he told smok to shut up in the meds thread
pyroflare77 09.18.26	I saw Hawks at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
NorwichScene 09.18.26	Dad life
DoofDoof 09.18.26	Parenthood…first six months it’s intense. After that you get some time back.
garas 09.18.26	> Wasnt there a huge exodus where johnny and a lot of other staff members were kicked? PTSD intensifies.
RogueNine 09.18.26	He's prone to. . . .swings. He'll be back before too long.
RogueNine 09.18.26	Although I wouldn't have gone back to the people who built those kingdoms and grudges and hierarchies.
RVAHC13 09.18.26	ballad of FlyHawksMetal
NudeTayne 09.18.26	Also comes with being terminally online
Josh D. 09.18.26	https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgr5elzrX1qd37u4o1_1280.jpg
Christbait 09.18.26	Don't know if I want to take a baseless chat copy and paste as actual communication from Hawks, but I can't deny that he does have a volatile relationship with this site at times mixed with his own mood issues that he's made known previously. I'll just take it as a chance to shoutout that I've appreciated his work ethic and always enjoy our interactions.
Maniac! 09.18.26	If those are real, it's kinda scummy to copy paste someone's chat logs somewhere else for others to pick apart.
lucazade22 09.18.26	Agreed, let him go through whatever he's going through and come back if and when he's ready
Josh D. 09.18.26	Oh I didn't even read them, I thought people were doing weird fanfic.
gabba 09.18.26	“He'll be back before too long.” As he’d say: I wouldn’t argue with that.
AlkemestRedux 09.18.26	I think the real answer is new job + baby = higher priorities than posting on a favorite website, at least for now. He'll soar the sputskies once again soon enough.
Josh D. 09.18.26	I thought Sputnik WAS his family smh, unforgivable
Futures 09.18.26	oh ok eg is trolling, good to know lol hawks shall rise again!
Hyperion1001 09.18.26	hawks we love you come back buddy.
NudeTayne 09.19.26	taking breaks from the internet is good for you :0 the internet is designed to keep you addicted to it today :0 you should replace discourse about your favorite albums on this website with real people or in a different medium such as discord or texting or calling or discord :0 hot take!!!!
Futures 09.19.26	hanging out in discords all day is way more terminally online than posting here lol
NudeTayne 09.20.26	I'm assuming you've never used Discord because most people just have it in the background and aren't laser focused to it Also "stop turning Sputnik into Facebook" there's literally a thread from years ago about what video games people are currently playing with thousands of comments about nothing but video game discourse, and a Dance Gavin Dance album review that's just about football discourse, this site is very often not about music lol
EyesWideShut 09.21.26	This site barely works for me without Hawks, like takes too long and cant connect.
RogueNine 09.21.26	I can definitely point to people who are more terminally online with Discord than sites such as these.
NudeTayne 09.21.26	This site isn't super ancient but it's definitely obscure and if you got 100k comments there's plenty of implications that go with that
Futures 09.21.26	I'm assuming you've never used Discord because most people just have it in the background and aren't laser focused to it lmao
RogueNine 09.21.26	What kind of implications?
RVAHC13 09.21.26	So they are in danger!
NudeTayne 09.21.26	There's online, and then there's "holy fuck if you're this active here you gotta be 10x as active in other places please touch grass" I'm honestly stoked he hasn't been around, probably best for his mental health
arthropod 09.21.26	mine too
Relinquished 09.21.26	fuck that
Veldin 09.24.26	Hawks? HAWKS!? Haaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwkkkksssssss
Veldin 09.24.26	^^ Currently playing Metal Gear Solid 4 for the first time woo
zaruyache 09.24.26	hawk was finally banned for cringe taste (5ing CoF)
zaruyache 09.25.26	did i kill the thread wow :-(
NudeTayne 09.25.26	Hawks ate a military ration, I hear they're not very good
arthropod 09.25.26	Hawks died in 2026. Only 7 Hawks comments have been posted since then (most of them by NudeTayne, being already pronounced a substitute activity). Hawks achieved his creative peak in phrases like "hard", "men", and "M///////", elevating the comments into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to "shit band agreed" and "meth for breakfast?", all that potential was squandered and his activity has been reduced into being mere trolling ridden spam for people whose mental development halted at 12 years old (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn every disagreement into slander).
unclereich 09.25.26	bro cant even set his fantasy lineup :[
Larkinhill 09.25.26	Damn, where he at?? He’s always here. I disappear for a few weeks at a time but he’s a constant… …but yeah I have two daughters and having a colicky baby who won’t sleep like my oldest daughter is all consuming for sure.
Shamus248 09.26.26	He's reached out to staff to let us know he is alive and well!
NudeTayne 09.26.26	Big news for bad music enjoyers
artiswar 09.26.26	LMAO
RogueNine 09.26.26	So like. . .did he give a reason?
Shamus248 09.26.26	just life getting in the way, as was speculated by most of us
jrlikestodance 09.26.26	Happy to hear he is doing well. His presence is missed
LouBreed 09.26.26	I hope he's just busy recording his long-awaited atmospheric black dungeon country rap album
Koris 09.27.26	2 is 1 and 1 is 2, but sweet list otherwise
twlight 09.27.26	Gosh darn it I wanna talk some Messhugah with Hawks Where you at?
Trundle 09.27.26	Remember when the sput discord was only for the casual convo crew and there was never any drama Then the children staff members came and all it took was one middle aged man child, who was already banned, to convince all of em to commit mass suicide, and now their writing is appreciated by literally no one. Kinda hard to continue to devote time to a site that is in its worst iteration in 20 years,
Drifter 09.27.26	i don’t buy it. Hawks would still post if he himself was in the rectal cancer ward
arthropod 09.28.26	A child indeed does require full attention, you gotta nurture it, cleanse its excretions and try to somehow get some sleep, and after it levels up you gotta make sure it doesn't consume corrosive cleaning agents nor slam its face against furniture.
Relinquished 09.28.26	as someone who’s seen it all here, the discourse around this man has been interesting
Ryus 09.28.26	Cradle of Filth sucks agreed everyone.
budgie 09.28.26	"Remember when the sput discord was only for the casual convo crew and there was never any drama i had this realization in a thread some while back that i had made that discord for trif, didn't realize it was the same discord eventually taken over by those annoying theater kids who talk shit
Trundle 09.28.26	Ya budgie, it went from being a chill place to interact with the casual crew, Then it became the mean girls club and the discord was their burn book, and everyone had to agree with everyone else about everything, and they all thought very highly of their “ tolerance” except they only tolerated people echoing their opinions. They’re the most diverse group of white men who agree with each other about everything lmao. I miss the casual convo threads too, budgie, was actually pretty fun to joke around in them each month,
budgie 09.28.26	In Memoriam: Hawks (1987–2026) We gather here today to mourn the untimely passing of Hawks, beloved Sputnikmusic user, prolific reviewer, list-maker, genre archaeologist, and the only man who could turn “I listened to this album” into a 2,700-word dissertation on why its third-best song is actually a misunderstood masterpiece. Hawks leaves behind an extraordinary legacy. He leaves behind Ranked!!!! lists. So many Ranked!!!! lists. And though we may never fully understand what compelled a grown man to rank every album by a band with fourteen studio records, three EPs, two demos, and an obscure 1997 split with a Norwegian band whose drummer disappeared shortly afterward, we can at least say that Hawks did it with conviction. He did not merely listen to music. He placed it on a tier. Then he moved it down three places six months later. We can only hope that wherever Hawks is now, there is an endless supply of obscure metal records, an immaculate pair of headphones, and a website where every album can be ranked from “pretty good” to “essential.” His final list is said to have remained unfinished. At the top was an album he had defended for seventeen years. At the bottom was something he called “a catastrophic misfire.” In the middle were 83 albums that he was “still figuring out.” So today, let us not say goodbye. Let us say: 5/5. Would read again.
budgie 09.28.26	chatgpt obvi, i wouldnt write that many letters unless there was a gun to my head
Obrotherartthou 09.28.26	Get off his fucking dick nerds. Only place online where if someone doesn't comment every other second a goddamn thread is made asking where our shit nerd staff member is. He left this shit site cause you pussy dweebs were riding his dick. Fucking jokes
budgie 09.28.26	just flame on ur main acc bro nobody cares either way
Trundle 09.28.26	lmao, obrother is crashing out because a few people didnt like the new mastodon as much as him, https://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=91144&page=21#lastpost
Obrotherartthou 09.28.26	Your trying entirely to hard son lol.
Trundle 09.28.26	Holy bipolar, Batman!
Obrotherartthou 09.28.26	The only one crying is you im literally having a good time and laughing. Your the one coming onto mastodon complaining that everyone likes a album more than you wtf are you even talking about lol. What a dweeb. Hawks is gone, I don't like this mastodon album like most others so I'ma fill up a whole thread with detective work showing alts to explain why a album is so highly rated etc etc. LMAO
Trundle 09.28.26	Yeah you’re definitely having fun,
Obrotherartthou 09.28.26	I love you little nerd bitches too lol
Obrotherartthou 09.28.26	Why do Internet nerds always try to make others look like their having a tantrum when they clown you I never understood that. It's obvious someone is clearly just having fun making fun of others and nerd comes in "oh he's made" lol. Uh yeah ... Sure lol. It's so played out and a obvious pathetic attempt at defense "which you shouldn't care about to do it on the first place". It's the Internet son lighten up. Get loose have fun and quit being a pussy lmao
Trundle 09.28.26	Jesus Murphy where’s the dsm when you need it?
Pooter9000 09.28.26	That's a lotta words for someone who's totally not triggered
Obrotherartthou 09.28.26	Where's my father hawks at its been 2 seconds and he hasn't made a comment lol. I need him to tell me goodnight and that he loves me. He's my best friend in the whole world. My Internet brother
Obrotherartthou 09.28.26	WHERE'S MY ONLY FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WORLD AT ?!?!?! DID HE LEAVE ME?!?!?! MY DADDY HAWKS GONE FOREVER AND EVER
Pooter9000 09.28.26	Yeah you're def mad because nobody cares about you like this lmaaooooooo (or at all really)
Trundle 09.28.26	Oof, if that doesn’t scream “I am a totally normal, socialized, grounded human being” I don’t know what does?
Relinquished 09.28.26	why is dude italicizing ‘internet’
budgie 09.28.26	guys what if obrotherwherefartthou is actually hawks and hes like testing us
unclereich 09.28.26	holy fuck RYUS
RogueNine 09.28.26	Hawks is coming back so the point is DOA.
RVAHC13 09.28.26	yeah ryus just posted a comment for the first time in like 20 years and everyone’s more worried about the goodolboy alt smdh
razeen 09.28.26	Once that thing with your own eyes and feet comes out of the womb you wouldn't even want to leave the house for a while.
budgie 09.28.26	ryus has been here tho wat u takin bout
arthropod 09.28.26	eh... I leave the thread for a day and suddenly Ryus resurrects (hello there) and obrosomethingsomething publicly shits his diaper
LouBreed 09.28.26	There's "poo" in "shampoo"
Hyperion1001 09.28.26	holy shit a ryus sighting
bigweinerdon 09.28.26	hawksy where are ya buddy
Ryus 09.28.26	sup
gabba 09.28.26	this place may be dead, but we summon a ghost and another one appears
NudeTayne 09.28.26	good ole' budgie in here first with the whole "Hawks is dead" plotline
Futures 09.28.26	"no one's ever really gone"
NudeTayne 09.28.26	"Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting"
zaruyache 09.29.26	that we can still crank a 200 comment thread brings a tear to my eye men/
budgie 09.29.26	hawks has been dead ever since he mocked nordavind
Dewinged 09.29.26	where's hawks?
StormChaser 09.29.26	m///////en
razeen 09.29.26	under witness protection goes by Falcons now
Demon of the Fall 09.29.26	*Ravens
Jurtz 09.29.26	I bumped the Witchtanic Hellucinations thread, this is bound to attract him, combined with the fact that October is around the corner.
Titan 09.29.26	hope he's ok......he's so committed to this site and for him to completely abandon it is very concerning
rockandmetaljunkie 09.29.26	^ He is. He posted on Discord saying he just doesn't have the time to stop by right now.
Josh D. 09.29.26	He's on the toilet, let him have his Me Time. He's shidding and farding.
rockandmetaljunkie 09.29.26	Posted on 26/9: "I'm here boys. Life is really getting in the way lately. Sorry for no responses! Sad to say, but my time for Sput has dwindled drastically. I am still alive though lmao". "Love all of you! I won't be gone for good thats for sure!"
Hyperion1001 09.29.26	have we not learned our lesson about Sputnik discords yet? anyways glad our king is doin good I figured as much.
Relinquished 09.29.26	I thought that much was obvious
LouBreed 09.29.26	One thing is for sure: when he comes back, he comes in ALL CAPS
EyesWideShut 09.30.26	Anyone remember Hawks Facebook quotes ? way ahead of their time
Lasssie 09.30.26	Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name
Trundle 10.01.26	Remember when the staff tried to ban the word “men” as unacceptable hate speech,
Josh D. 10.01.26	what
Trundle 10.01.26	It was during / after the whole “ men” posting meme thing, which I never really understood the joke, something to do with the guy who started the whole thing, I remember a staff member posting a warning against “men posting” i mean it definitely was annoying, but also hilarious to read a post declaring the word off limits
Josh D. 10.01.26	I like the Australian rock band *** At Work.
Koris 10.02.26	I'm personally a big fan of 80s punk/proto-grunge band U-***
PizzaBear 10.03.26	Hawks could've come back a dozen times and we'd never know with how shit the site has been
unclereich 10.03.26	"It was during / after the whole “ men” posting meme thing, which I never really understood the joke, something to do with the guy who started the whole thing, I remember a staff member posting a warning against “men posting” i mean it definitely was annoying, but also hilarious to read a post declaring the word off limits" lol when was this and why am i only now just hearing about it
twlight 10.03.26	Sputnik even turned into a fascist state. We truly are fucked.
Lasssie 10.03.26	Ok now i really miss him. Come back Hawks!!
bellovddd 10.03.26	didnt he just have a kid. I know its shocking but that is much more important then sput. So thats nice to see.
Lasssie 10.03.26	He usually listens to 100 albums a shift at work so him not even logging on here while sitting on rhe toilet is a bit out of character ngl A child and family is more important dont get me wrong lol
IsisScript80 10.04.26	"I remember a staff member posting a warning against “men posting” i mean it definitely was annoying, but also hilarious to read a post declaring the word off limits" lol when was this and why am i only now just hearing about it" Two (maybe?) years-or-so back. Lore's deeper than that, though... I recall the actual musical members of Sput collaborated and officially released an album called, 'Millions of Dead Men-Posters' (or something very similar) at the time. Since then (or maybe the same time) Hawks and Pots went to war... Pots obviously got banned from here (not over this, IIRC)... Hawks had several implosions... cussed everyone out here... deleted lists... got mad that he didn't become Staff... said "Goodbye, forever" several times--with threads in similar length to this, always to return. Then seemingly the majority of Staff got nuked... then Hawks returns AS Staff... and now he's gone again, this thread is still THE #1 featured list on this site! Quite the motherfucking arc, I tell yerz!
Lasssie 10.04.26	It is actually insane how much life he brings to this site and its threads
Hyperion1001 10.04.26	hawks10pecmusic.com
Trundle 10.04.26	It was aiwaz not hawks, that started the whole men posting meme, And he crashed out got banned,
Futures 10.04.26	i think he started spamming racial slurs or something lol
Trundle 10.04.26	yeah, i heard that too, he was spamming full throttle,
jrlikestodance 10.04.26	Men [∞]
Pooter9000 10.04.26	Individuals of the male sex
cylinder 10.05.26	Men came from hasanmedia for those who don’t know Edit: Desdinova actually. Check the top sound off on Ride the Lightning
Futures 10.05.26	The year is 1984. I first discover Ride The Lightning in November of the year. It was snowing outside and it was very cold men. I put record on,, It start with medival style music, and then when in calm place? Thunder guitar take control! This is great start for this record men. Lars Ulrich is the drums for this record and at end of song, he is the lightning with bass pedal and snare madness! After this song the name of record is a song and plays well. For Whom The Bell Tolls is up and it deliver best of Metallica riff by Cliff Burton. He play guitar men? hhehehe this is bass! I can believe this. Then best Metallica song is playing,, soft music and guitars. Fade To Black is hitting me hard and it build up with epic solo and chill feeling of depressed. Trapped Under Ice brings energy back to the life here with great open riff by James Hetfield. Escape is starting up and Kirk Hammett is playing on the leads here men. This is song of good structure and deliver a good fade out ending. Here we go men! This moment we wait for! Creeping Death! This song is Metallica well known effort and it is personal favorite of my listens today. This song is about the times of Bible in Christian lore men. I believe this happen and is scary song. The end is no vocals and has great style for close the album up. The Call Of Ktulu is epic! Dave Mustaine has wrote this song when he was playing with the Metallica men,, if you did know. The last riff of song end this record and it is best way to ever end. I have never listen to better ending for any recording and I listen to many metal! This is all I say about Ride The Lightning. Thank for reading and apology for english is not good.
cylinder 10.05.26	Thank you
Futures 10.05.26	it really does make me laugh every time. each line is a banger.
ScuroFantasma 10.05.26	Blast from the past men
Trundle 10.05.26	I didn’t ever see his mask off racism, but the actual men meme itself was harmless, a silly joke, at times annoying but with the right set up, I began to chuckle at the posts, But yeah, the staff member who posted the comment about not continuing the meme mentioned that aiwaz had deteriorated into xenophobic shit posting.
NudeTayne 10.05.26	Can't wait for the racist dude to come back it's gonna be so cool
RVAHC13 10.05.26	where’s evilford
RogueNine 10.05.26	The year is 20XX. Everybody plays Hawks.