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My Worst Metal Takes

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1Megadeth
Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?


Peace Sells > Rust in Peace
2Death
Symbolic


This isn’t even in the band’s top 5 best albums
3Nevermore
Dreaming Neon Black


This band is mid as fuck
4Celtic Frost
Cold Lake


Cold Lake is solid. I even own it on vinyl.
5Pantera
I Am the Night


Glamtera >>>> Pantera
6Mastodon
Once More 'Round the Sun


The sellout era of the band was their best
7Slayer
Reign in Blood


Worst of the big 4
8Iron Maiden
The Number of the Beast


5 out of the 8 tracks on this album suck dick
9Exhorder
Slaughter in the Vatican


this album tries so hard to be cool, it comes off as cringeworthy
10Kreator
Gods of Violence


New Kreator > Old Kreator
11Diamond Head
Borrowed Time


Borrowed Time > Lightning to the Nations
12Judas Priest
Stained Class


Not even in the top 10 best JP albums
13Tool
Ænima


Tool has the unique ability to make impressive instrumentation and thoughtful songwriting sound absolutely fucking tedious and uninteresting
14Gorguts
Obscura


Every note of music on this album sounds like a mistake
15Black Sabbath
Sabbath Bloody Sabbath


This shit is mid.
16Cynic
Traced in Air


This album sounds like an alternative rock band tried to write a follow-up to Focus, and it fucking sucks.
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