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EVERY "Teutonic Big 4" album ranked

I'll release my American big 4 ranking once 'The Sick, The Dying... and the Dead!' releases this September.
63Destruction
The Least Successful Human Cannonball


I blame Pantera for this travesty.
62Tankard
Disco Destroyer


Shockingly bad. By far their worst album.
61Kreator
Cause for Conflict


One of the most boring thrash albums ever recorded by a major band.
60Kreator
Renewal


I wish that mantis would lobotomize me like that guy on the cover. Awful album.
59Destruction
Spiritual Genocide


As generic as it comes.
58Destruction
Born to Perish


As generic as it comes.
[2]
57Tankard
Vol(l)ume 14


Not a memorable note of music to be found.
56Sodom
'Til Death Do Us Unite


Worst album art on the list. Music isn't any good either.
55Destruction
Metal Discharge


Anal discharge.
54Destruction
Under Attack


Underwhelming attack.
53Tankard
Kings of Beer


I guess.
52Tankard
Stone Cold Sober


Decent Centerfold cover, but that's about it.
51Sodom
The Final Sign of Evil


I respect what they tried to do; they just failed miserably at it.
50Tankard
Thirst


Sure.
49Destruction
D.E.V.O.L.U.T.I.O.N.


Starts strong then quickly nosedives into mediocrity.
48Tankard
B-Day


More like B-Gay, ammirite???
47Tankard
The Beauty and the Beer


Mehhh.
46Sodom
Get What You Deserve


I deserve a better album.
45Sodom
Obsessed by Cruelty


Weak, forgettable debut.
44Kreator
Endless Pain


It's not THAT bad.
43Kreator
Outcast


A few bangers to be found.
42Sodom
Masquerade in Blood


Getting warmer.
41Kreator
Enemy of God


Not their best.
40Tankard
A Girl Called Cerveza


2nd worst album cover, but decent material.
39Sodom
Decision Day


Not as bad as most make it out to be.
38Destruction
Inventor of Evil


Better than Metal Discharge, that's for sure.
37Destruction
Day of Reckoning


The last truly decent Destruction record for over a decade.
36Sodom
Epitome of Torture


I kinda like this one, not gonna lie. "My Final Bullet" is one of Sodom's top tracks in my opinion.
35Destruction
The Antichrist


Not the amazing comeback people make it out to be, but it's still solid.
34Destruction
All Hell Breaks Loose


Just barely better than "The Antichrist" in my opinion. Feel bad for the guy who got nipples drawn on his forehead though.
33Kreator
Hate Über Alles


Definitely overhated. Following up Gods of Violence was gonna be a monumental task.
32Destruction
Diabolical


Probably my favorite post-Cracked Brain album from these guys.
31Kreator
Hordes of Chaos


Not much to say, just another solid offering from Kreator.
30Tankard
The Meaning of Life


Probably their worst album from their classic era, but still pretty damn good.
29Sodom
Genesis XIX


Solid return to form. Hope they can keep this momentum.
28Kreator
Extreme Aggression


Overrated as fuck. Fight me.
27Kreator
Pleasure to Kill


Definitely brutal. It is kinda lacking in the melodic department for me though.
26Sodom
Tapping the Vein


Cock and balls metal.
25Sodom
Sodom


Sodom
24Sodom
Better Off Dead


Very underrated. Great cover of "Turn Your Head Around" on this one.
23Tankard
Chemical Invasion


Not the magnum opus that most make it out to be, but still lots of fun.
22Destruction
Eternal Devastation


ALMOST a classic for me. It's just missing something I can't quite place my finger on.
21Tankard
One Foot In The Grave


I really don't underatand the lukewarm response to this one. This album is filled with catchy hooks, and that production is PRIMO.
20Tankard
Two Faced


Underrated as fuck. "Days of the Gun" is an all-time classic.
19Kreator
Endorama


Underrated as fuck. Fight me.
18Tankard
R.I.B.


Good shit.
17Sodom
Code Red


Aw hell yeah.
16Tankard
The Tankard


Tankard's most diverse and creative record to date. Great stuff.
15Sodom
In War and Pieces


All thrash, no trash.
14Tankard
Beast of Bourbon


MAKE A FINAL STAND AND DIE WITH A BEER IN YOUR HAND
13Kreator
Violent Revolution


The birth of modern Kreator. What a glorious birth it was.
12Tankard
The Morning After


Just a killer record. This album doesn't fuck around.
11Kreator
Phantom Antichrist


Beautiful. "Mars Mantra" should be the walk-out song for every professional wrestler ever.
10Destruction
Infernal Overkill


The skull on the cover is an accurate representation of your skull being bombarded with the overload of thrash goodness this album contains.
9Kreator
Gods of Violence


When it comes to modern day thrash, it doesn't get much better than this.
8Sodom
Persecution Mania


CLASSIC!
7Kreator
Terrible Certainty


CLASSIC!
[2]
6Destruction
Release from Agony


This album F U C K S
5Sodom
M-16


Borderline masterpiece.
4Destruction
Cracked Brain


Best Destruction album. Fight me.
3Tankard
Zombie Attack


Just a fuckin' classic.
2Kreator
Coma of Souls


People of the LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
1Sodom
Agent Orange


Of course.
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