EVERY "Teutonic Big 4" album ranked
I'll release my American big 4 ranking once 'The Sick, The Dying... and the Dead!' releases this September. |
63 | ![](images/albums/29526.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction The Least Successful Human Cannonball
I blame Pantera for this travesty. |
62 | ![](images/albums/262478.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard Disco Destroyer
Shockingly bad. By far their worst album. |
61 | ![](images/albums/12164.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Cause for Conflict
One of the most boring thrash albums ever recorded by a major band. |
60 | ![](images/albums/12163.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Renewal
I wish that mantis would lobotomize me like that guy on the cover. Awful album. |
59 | ![](images/albums/111070.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Spiritual Genocide
As generic as it comes. |
58 | ![](images/albums/322682.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Born to Perish
As generic as it comes.
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57 | ![](images/albums/67265.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard Vol(l)ume 14
Not a memorable note of music to be found. |
56 | ![](images/albums/17346.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom 'Til Death Do Us Unite
Worst album art on the list. Music isn't any good either. |
55 | ![](images/albums/7184.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Metal Discharge
Anal discharge. |
54 | ![](images/albums/215054.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Under Attack
Underwhelming attack. |
53 | ![](images/albums/62017.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard Kings of Beer
I guess. |
52 | ![](images/albums/78959.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard Stone Cold Sober
Decent Centerfold cover, but that's about it. |
51 | ![](images/albums/20990.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom The Final Sign of Evil
I respect what they tried to do; they just failed miserably at it. |
50 | ![](images/albums/67264.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard Thirst
Sure. |
49 | ![](images/albums/29429.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction D.E.V.O.L.U.T.I.O.N.
Starts strong then quickly nosedives into mediocrity. |
48 | ![](images/albums/34320.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard B-Day
More like B-Gay, ammirite??? |
47 | ![](images/albums/22606.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard The Beauty and the Beer
Mehhh. |
46 | ![](images/albums/17344.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Get What You Deserve
I deserve a better album. |
45 | ![](images/albums/16626.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Obsessed by Cruelty
Weak, forgettable debut. |
44 | ![](images/albums/11622.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Endless Pain
It's not THAT bad. |
43 | ![](images/albums/12166.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Outcast
A few bangers to be found. |
42 | ![](images/albums/14242.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Masquerade in Blood
Getting warmer. |
41 | ![](images/albums/4240.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Enemy of God
Not their best. |
40 | ![](images/albums/103450.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard A Girl Called Cerveza
2nd worst album cover, but decent material. |
39 | ![](images/albums/223442.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Decision Day
Not as bad as most make it out to be. |
38 | ![](images/albums/7183.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Inventor of Evil
Better than Metal Discharge, that's for sure. |
37 | ![](images/albums/68243.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Day of Reckoning
The last truly decent Destruction record for over a decade. |
36 | ![](images/albums/123781.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Epitome of Torture
I kinda like this one, not gonna lie. "My Final Bullet" is one of Sodom's top tracks in my opinion. |
35 | ![](images/albums/5884.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction The Antichrist
Not the amazing comeback people make it out to be, but it's still solid. |
34 | ![](images/albums/16905.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction All Hell Breaks Loose
Just barely better than "The Antichrist" in my opinion. Feel bad for the guy who got nipples drawn on his forehead though. |
33 | ![](images/albums/419157.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Hate Über Alles
Definitely overhated. Following up Gods of Violence was gonna be a monumental task. |
32 | ![](images/albums/414431.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Diabolical
Probably my favorite post-Cracked Brain album from these guys. |
31 | ![](images/albums/33115.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Hordes of Chaos
Not much to say, just another solid offering from Kreator. |
30 | ![](images/albums/78958.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard The Meaning of Life
Probably their worst album from their classic era, but still pretty damn good. |
29 | ![](images/albums/371599.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Genesis XIX
Solid return to form. Hope they can keep this momentum. |
28 | ![](images/albums/10230.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Extreme Aggression
Overrated as fuck. Fight me. |
27 | ![](images/albums/7185.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Pleasure to Kill
Definitely brutal. It is kinda lacking in the melodic department for me though. |
26 | ![](images/albums/11623.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Tapping the Vein
Cock and balls metal. |
25 | ![](images/albums/11629.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Sodom
Sodom |
24 | ![](images/albums/11626.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Better Off Dead
Very underrated. Great cover of "Turn Your Head Around" on this one. |
23 | ![](images/albums/64150.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard Chemical Invasion
Not the magnum opus that most make it out to be, but still lots of fun. |
22 | ![](images/albums/11624.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Eternal Devastation
ALMOST a classic for me. It's just missing something I can't quite place my finger on. |
21 | ![](images/albums/248506.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard One Foot In The Grave
I really don't underatand the lukewarm response to this one. This album is filled with catchy hooks, and that production is PRIMO. |
20 | ![](images/albums/78960.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard Two Faced
Underrated as fuck. "Days of the Gun" is an all-time classic. |
19 | ![](images/albums/12167.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Endorama
Underrated as fuck. Fight me. |
18 | ![](images/albums/158418.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard R.I.B.
Good shit. |
17 | ![](images/albums/11627.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Code Red
Aw hell yeah. |
16 | ![](images/albums/78961.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard The Tankard
Tankard's most diverse and creative record to date. Great stuff. |
15 | ![](images/albums/62969.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom In War and Pieces
All thrash, no trash. |
14 | ![](images/albums/11673.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard Beast of Bourbon
MAKE A FINAL STAND AND DIE WITH A BEER IN YOUR HAND |
13 | ![](images/albums/10656.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Violent Revolution
The birth of modern Kreator. What a glorious birth it was. |
12 | ![](images/albums/5917.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard The Morning After
Just a killer record. This album doesn't fuck around. |
11 | ![](images/albums/100023.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Phantom Antichrist
Beautiful. "Mars Mantra" should be the walk-out song for every professional wrestler ever. |
10 | ![](images/albums/15324.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Infernal Overkill
The skull on the cover is an accurate representation of your skull being bombarded with the overload of thrash goodness this album contains. |
9 | ![](images/albums/234806.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Gods of Violence
When it comes to modern day thrash, it doesn't get much better than this. |
8 | ![](images/albums/1684.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Persecution Mania
CLASSIC! |
7 | ![](images/albums/11268.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Terrible Certainty
CLASSIC!
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6 | ![](images/albums/10192.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Release from Agony
This album F U C K S |
5 | ![](images/albums/11628.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom M-16
Borderline masterpiece. |
4 | ![](images/albums/15447.jpg-thumbl) | Destruction Cracked Brain
Best Destruction album. Fight me. |
3 | ![](images/albums/11672.jpg-thumbl) | Tankard Zombie Attack
Just a fuckin' classic. |
2 | ![](images/albums/6999.jpg-thumbl) | Kreator Coma of Souls
People of the LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! |
1 | ![](images/albums/10245.jpg-thumbl) | Sodom Agent Orange
Of course. |
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