artificialbox: sputnik slang decoded

Calc 02.20.26	what about wag? or neck?
Emim 02.20.26	m/
FrozenFirebug 02.20.26	"riff" = quite literally anything except a riff "heavy" = soft shit with bad guitar tone, bad production, shit vocals and probably some blastbeats under it "this album really embodies the feelings of the lockdown [sic]" = "i have absolutely no real problems but want human kinship over something" "ahrd" = pirate for "affirmative, this sounds good" "neg" = racial slur for bad music enjoyers "agreed" = i agree with the idealized version of your opinion but not the actual letter "lmao" = agreed
ShadowRemains 02.20.26	oh this thread has potential
widowslaugh123 02.20.26	“Sick list”=the list is very pleasant “Sick list”=the list is very unpleasant Sick list
Futures 02.20.26	"smae"
unclereich 02.20.26	https://imgur.com/a/CplCZzR
brickhed 02.20.26	i had no idea who men was before this, thanks for elborating
unclereich 02.20.26	jj abrams stole the term snoke from bach and i and used it for his dumbass star wars character
Emim 02.20.26	list is digs
unclereich 02.20.26	123
Trundle 02.20.26	Decent rigs
RVAHC13 02.20.26	Emslash Frogstomped Moaropeth
unclereich 02.20.26	nicer dicer
Futures 02.20.26	all good through here
sr388 02.20.26	m///
Piglet 02.20.26	neck
ShadowRemains 02.20.26	the capacity of human intelligence
CyberTaco 02.20.26	sick list
ShadowRemains 02.20.26	it's almost worth the mounds of hyperbolic claims it receives enter the dryden ioi
Emim 02.20.26	yes a mastodon guitar solo
ToSmokMuzyki 02.20.26	hoyl shot best list in a while
ToSmokMuzyki 02.20.26	i do as kill says
rockandmetaljunkie 02.20.26	trve, cvlt basically any word that features a "u" that get's replaced by a "v"
Koris 02.20.26	The capacity of human intelligence seems to limit the capabilities to expand upon any possible creative aptitudes. Indeed, if one cannot even notice the facets that the ingenuities around him are comprised of, how can he be expected to fashion a beast of his own? This inveterate sense of constraint is a great blow to the veracity of mankind’s abilities. It restrains us and holds our minds to the ground below, averting any possibility of rising above ourselves to something greater; something not fathomed by the conventional mind. This concept of seeking to go beyond one’s self, known as “transcendence”, is essentially a gateway to unlocking pieces of ourselves that can lead to some of the most elaborate and significant creations of our world. For many, this quest to transcend and form creations that were once considered unthinkable and overwhelming consumes life. Certainly it is rare to find such people, but when they are found, creative barriers are destroyed.
Demon of the Fall 02.20.26	this is one of the lists of all time I'm glad 'nicer dicer' was mentioned, can someone finally explain it to me? lol... I've seen it around but not at source (it must be 'old school' / pre-dates my existence here)
Hawks 02.20.26	M///////EN
Christbait 02.20.26	"the back half is sort of weak" = 3.0 ass album "definitely a grower type of album" = this album sucks now and I might come back to it in a couple of years
Beardog 02.20.26	"Will check" = if no one reminds me I will now forget about this ever coming out for the rest of my life "raw production" = either the most overproduced garbage you have ever heard in your life or something that had no production at all except an insane amount of distortion and a low + high cut
el_newg 02.20.26	123
cylinder 02.20.26	check Grotesque
Winsomniac 02.20.26	itt: christian coffeehouse digs
kevbogz 02.20.26	ahrd
WatchItExplode 02.20.26	I'm glad 'nicer dicer' was mentioned, can someone finally explain it to me? lol... I've seen it around but not at source (it must be 'old school' / pre-dates my existence here) I'd love to tell you but I don't want to get banned
Koris 02.20.26	Yea, my final legacy to this piece-of-shit site. This was one of my favourite sites of all time. I had a lot of different friends that shared the same music as I liked, but more and more assholes joined the site and my friends got banned or the simply quit visiting the site Feel free to create multiple user-accounts to flame me and this review. I don't fucking care anymore. I'm done with this site. God-like thanks to South_Of-Heaven_11, Shadows, Cravinov_13, Silent_Echo, BallsToTheWalls, Rattlehead and a few others. I hope that you will have a good life ahead of you, but this is my final farewell... Thank you Sputnik music for giving me the opportunity to discover new music and friends... metal will always stand tall m/ m/
Hawks 02.20.26	^^^^^^^^^
RVAHC13 02.20.26	Rip
IsisScript80 02.20.26	"check fugazi" - A suggestion to sample the work of the band, Fugazi, in order to ascertain if it's to one's taste. "check grotesque" - The same as above, but this time relating to the band, Grotesque.
cylinder 02.20.26	ohhhhhh
twlight 02.20.26	Lmao. This is like half of what I comment on this site
NudeTayne 02.20.26	"It's alright" = one of the best albums I've ever heard
twlight 02.20.26	“Im done with this site” - Will be back in a few weeks
Demon of the Fall 02.20.26	site is balls double post
Demon of the Fall 02.20.26	…“metal will always stand tall m/ m/“ (2) the highlights here are definitely the opening / closing lines. It drags a bit in the middle, but like any good shit sandwich, you remember the best parts due to their placement (like seriously I didn’t recall any of the giant middle lol)
Rowhaus 02.20.26	sweet list
cylinder 02.20.26	bookmarked
budgie 02.20.26	hawks is gay btw
twlight 02.20.26	Having a wife is so gay
brickhed 02.20.26	we all know nothings more gay than liking WOMEN
Hawks 02.20.26	LMAO BUDG.
jrlikestodance 02.20.26	art bro unrelated but Rival Mob announced a reunion at Sound n Fury this year insane!!!! You’re the only person i can think of here who’d care lol
Gyromania 02.20.26	Fkn gr8 list
budgie 02.20.26	and if women dont have sex with you they should be in jail
twlight 02.20.26	Thanks Andrew Tate, didn’t realize you were a sputbro.
RVAHC13 02.21.26	thats fucking it Futures im coming for you irl and yes you should be scared
artificialbox 02.21.26	@jr that's fucking awesome news dude. thanks for letting me know. would be sick if they put out a new record but I’ll at least look forward to the live footage. Mob Justice is still a top 10 hc record.
zakalwe 02.21.26	Christ I’m smart and fuckable
Aids 02.21.26	"agreed" = "disagree hard" but also occasionally = "agreed"
twlight 02.21.26	“Rec me (insert genre here)” - posts list of best albums in said genre, knowing you will get no sufficient recs
Asdfp277 02.21.26	i always read the whole review before complimenting it
cylinder 02.21.26	He hits the notes, but the notes themselves are gay.
Asdfp277 02.21.26	i.e. he hits them in the whiniest of timbres + it's such an embarrassing composition which, combined with the lyrics, makes for a really cringe experience
Parallels 02.21.26	>nicer dicer damn what a throwback
Parallels 02.21.26	rip hard jams inc
Koris 02.21.26	I'm not really into pop (I'm an Opeth fan, actually), but sometimes I hear a pop song that I just love, but in secret. You know, like things you like but you don't even know why and you're ashamed of it.
Beardog 02.21.26	Is this a copypasta? lmfaooo
Koris 02.21.26	Yeah, it's one of the classics lol. Pretty sure Onirium did that one
Spec 02.21.26	damn man why all the hostility
Asdfp277 02.21.26	(I'm an Opeth fan, actually)
cloakanddagger 02.21.26	Sludgy, Proggy, intense and one hell of a ride. I'm not surprised that insert band here is becoming more popular; their discography is too damn awesome to not be recognized
cylinder 02.21.26	needz moar Opeth
Trebor. 02.21.26	wag
artificialbox 02.21.26	this is just jokes btw its not that deep it does hurt a bit when a rec goes ignored because usually when I rec something to someone personally it’s my way of saying “this made me think of you”, but otherwise this is just for laffs m8
NudeTayne 02.21.26	Check Decode by paramore
cylinder 02.21.26	Such a banger
artificialbox 02.21.26	literally the best song ever
Emim 02.21.26	Was gonna say their last good song, but Brand New Eyes came out after it
budgie 02.21.26	penises in my butt in my butt two sometimes three at a time
Hawks 02.21.26	What the fuck????
budgie 02.21.26	wtf? omeones hcking my accounte
ToSmokMuzyki 02.21.26	its me and im doing it like this https://youtu.be/E20TaZrgIaM?si=8HzA4GlD-q7oX8CY
NudeTayne 02.21.26	I used to KNOW you so wellllllllllll
ShadowRemains 02.22.26	slays for days
Emim 02.22.26	tfu bitch e/
cylinder 02.22.26	whose alt is this
Hawks 02.22.26	Desdinova
DoofDoof 02.22.26	'whose alt is this' almost a thing of the past now!
Demon of the Fall 02.22.26	I’m betting some folk are using their alts due to password issues. It’s the only way I can explain the sudden influx of ‘new’ people who just haven’t commented much until recently lol
budgie 02.23.26	whos alt is demon of the farts?
ToSmokMuzyki 02.23.26	LOL
Demon of the Fall 02.23.26	Demon of the fail was right there (and someone did create a parody account with this name lol... I felt honoured!)
bighubbabuddha 02.23.26	That's my jok budgie
swallowtales 02.23.26	im sure the human aversion to listen to things that have been recommended to you has been studied, but im too lazy to find out what it says
Jurtz 02.23.26	ahrd
Koris 02.23.26	the guitars come forward and djent jun jdinf doiningig i mean thats all they do its like if meshuggah lost all their creativity and just started bendin on the second fret getin the dundoingnin.
cylinder 02.23.26	@ swallowtales i have an article i could rec you
swallowtales 02.24.26	hit me with it sounds cool
cylinder 02.24.26	haha, get it?
RVAHC13 02.25.26	Jazz tag = somebody plays a saxophone/trumpet at some point
NudeTayne 02.26.26	"agreed" = most likely little to no one else agrees
swallowtales 02.26.26	Oh lol I have a small brain
OzeanKudaH 02.26.26	Hard
facupm 02.27.26	ill check out these bands
Parallels 03.07.26	"He hits the notes, but the notes themselves are gay." a KILL quote if there ever was one
IsisScript80 03.08.26	"michael jackson - thriller" The song/album "Thriller", by the recording artist, Michael Jackson.