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Hair Metal That Doesn't Suck Vol. 3

Yo, hair metal actually isn't half bad. More good acts than shitty ones.
1Dokken
Back for the Attack


Yeah, you can fuck right off with that “HaIr MeTaL iSnT aCtUaLlY mEtAl” nonesense. Kiss of Death will kick your teeth out.
2Nitro
O.F.R.


Pure fucking insanity. Absolutely glorious.
3Manowar
Fighting the World


Barely hair metal, but some chest smacking retards think this album sucks because it has that label.
4Pantera
Power Metal


This and Cowboys From Hell are the only albums Pantera ever released.
5Night Ranger
Dawn Patrol


Not a Night Ranger enthusiast, but Dawn Patrol always delivers.
6Loudness
Soldier of Fortune


They should have kept this sound of instead of diving head first into Pantera worship in the 90s.
7Alice Cooper
Hey Stoopid


This record is so fuckin solid.
8KISS
Asylum


80’s KISS get WAYYY too much flack. This record is damn good hair metal.
9Tokyo Blade
Burning Down Paradise


These guys had some serious balls releasing this in 95. There couldn't have been a worse time for hair metal.
10Scorpions
Savage Amusement


Scorpions slap.
11Stryper
To Hell With the Devil


Stryper slaps.
12Accept
Eat the Heat


Seriously overhated. D-Train alone is enough to give this album a pass .
13Dangerous Toys
Hellacious Acres


Primo Halloween hair metal
14Great White
Hooked


I wanna go fishing
15Badlands
Voodoo Highway


These guys got totally robbed due to the vocalist unknowingly giving several girls AIDS.
16Damn Yankees
Don't Tread


Some hard jams on this one.
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