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Common Phobias Ranked

Ranking the 20 most common phobias from most spooky to least spooky
1The Smiths
The Queen Is Dead


Thanatophobia - Fear of Death

If you say death doesn’t frighten you, you’re a fuckin’ liar.
2Billy Talent
Afraid of Heights


Acrophobia - Fear of heights

Yeah, fuck everything about heights. One of the only things that actually inhibits my ability to function.
3Claustrophobia
Claustrophobia


Claustrophobia - Fear of tight spaces

If the shit is too small for me, I’m buggin’ out.
4AC/DC
Fly On The Wall


Aerophobia - Fear of Flying

Slightly less scary than heights themselves, but not by much. At least I can shit in a plane.
5Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Alone in Iz World


Monophobia - Fear of being alone

Guilty.
6King Diamond
The Spider's Lullabye


Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders

Sure, spiders are spooky, but they’re a little too squishy to be a real threat.
7Testament
Brotherhood of the Snake


Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes

The fact these fuckers keep going after decapitation is unnerving. With that being said, snakes are kind sick
8Anthrax
Spreading the Disease


Mysophobia - Fear of germs

Doesn’t personally freak me out, but it makes sense. I’ve eaten shit out of the trash, so it doesn’t bother me all too much.
9KISS
Creatures of the Night


Nyctophobia - Fear of nocturnal animals

There do be some spooky fuckin critters at night, but I’m almost always inside so I’m good.
10Death
Scream Bloody Gore


Hemophobia - Fear of blood

Not scared of blood, but I am mortified of gore. Just keep that shit inside your body, please.
11The Chicks
Wide Open Spaces


Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces

Every now and then I do get the feeling I’m gonna be smacked by a truck when I’m in my backyard.
12Crossfaith
Xeno


Xenophobia - Fear of foreign things

Not cool dude.
13Talking Heads
Speaking in Tongues


Glossophobia - Fear of public speaking

I’m good at public speaking, so this isn’t that big of a problem for me. Recovering from a fumble is kinda scary I guess.
14Social Distortion
Social Distortion


Social Phobia - Self explanatory.

Docking spooky points due to not having a cool name
15The Birthday Massacre
Pins and Needles


Trypanophobia - Fear of needles

Quit being such a bitch and let the school nurse give you your shots.
16Cannibal Corpse
The Best Of Cannibal Corpse: Deadly Tracks


Necrophobia - Fear of the dead

Not like they’re gonna fuckin’ hurt you.
17Ashe
The Rabbit Hole


Trypophobia - Fear of holes

I’m a fan of most holes
18Thor
Keep the Dogs Away


Cynophobia - Fear of dogs

I’ve been viciously mauled by a dog and nearly had my face ripped off and I’m still not scared of them.
19Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
Aromatica Germenexcitación en Orgías De Viscosa Y


Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words

Hey, that’s a pretty big word right there. Gonna fuckin cry about it?
20Radwimps
Your Name.


Astraphobia - Fear of being called by other names

Imagine being such a massive pussy that somebody messing up your name strikes fear into your heart. If that bothers you, I’m surprised by how far you've gotten along in life.
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