Common Phobias Ranked
Ranking the 20 most common phobias from most spooky to least spooky |
| 1 |  | The Smiths
The Queen Is Dead
Thanatophobia - Fear of Death
If you say death doesn’t frighten you, you’re a fuckin’ liar. |
| 2 |  | Billy Talent
Afraid of Heights
Acrophobia - Fear of heights
Yeah, fuck everything about heights. One of the only things that actually inhibits my ability to function. |
| 3 |  | Claustrophobia
Claustrophobia
Claustrophobia - Fear of tight spaces
If the shit is too small for me, I’m buggin’ out. |
| 4 |  | AC/DC
Fly On The Wall
Aerophobia - Fear of Flying
Slightly less scary than heights themselves, but not by much. At least I can shit in a plane. |
| 5 |  | Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Alone in Iz World
Monophobia - Fear of being alone
Guilty. |
| 6 |  | King Diamond
The Spider's Lullabye
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
Sure, spiders are spooky, but they’re a little too squishy to be a real threat. |
| 7 |  | Testament
Brotherhood of the Snake
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes
The fact these fuckers keep going after decapitation is unnerving. With that being said, snakes are kind sick |
| 8 |  | Anthrax
Spreading the Disease
Mysophobia - Fear of germs
Doesn’t personally freak me out, but it makes sense. I’ve eaten shit out of the trash, so it doesn’t bother me all too much. |
| 9 |  | KISS
Creatures of the Night
Nyctophobia - Fear of nocturnal animals
There do be some spooky fuckin critters at night, but I’m almost always inside so I’m good. |
| 10 |  | Death
Scream Bloody Gore
Hemophobia - Fear of blood
Not scared of blood, but I am mortified of gore. Just keep that shit inside your body, please. |
| 11 |  | The Chicks
Wide Open Spaces
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces
Every now and then I do get the feeling I’m gonna be smacked by a truck when I’m in my backyard. |
| 12 |  | Crossfaith
Xeno
Xenophobia - Fear of foreign things
Not cool dude. |
| 13 |  | Talking Heads
Speaking in Tongues
Glossophobia - Fear of public speaking
I’m good at public speaking, so this isn’t that big of a problem for me. Recovering from a fumble is kinda scary I guess. |
| 14 |  | Social Distortion
Social Distortion
Social Phobia - Self explanatory.
Docking spooky points due to not having a cool name |
| 15 |  | The Birthday Massacre
Pins and Needles
Trypanophobia - Fear of needles
Quit being such a bitch and let the school nurse give you your shots. |
| 16 |  | Cannibal Corpse
The Best Of Cannibal Corpse: Deadly Tracks
Necrophobia - Fear of the dead
Not like they’re gonna fuckin’ hurt you. |
| 17 |  | Ashe
The Rabbit Hole
Trypophobia - Fear of holes
I’m a fan of most holes |
| 18 |  | Thor
Keep the Dogs Away
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs
I’ve been viciously mauled by a dog and nearly had my face ripped off and I’m still not scared of them. |
| 19 |  | Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis
Aromatica Germenexcitación en Orgías De Viscosa Y
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words
Hey, that’s a pretty big word right there. Gonna fuckin cry about it? |
| 20 |  | Radwimps
Your Name.
Astraphobia - Fear of being called by other names
Imagine being such a massive pussy that somebody messing up your name strikes fear into your heart. If that bothers you, I’m surprised by how far you've gotten along in life. |
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