|Common Phobias Ranked|
Ranking the 20 most common phobias from most spooky to least spooky
The Queen Is Dead
Thanatophobia - Fear of Death
If you say death doesn’t frighten you, you’re a fuckin’ liar.
Afraid of Heights
Acrophobia - Fear of heights
Yeah, fuck everything about heights. One of the only things that actually inhibits my ability to function.
Claustrophobia - Fear of tight spaces
If the shit is too small for me, I’m buggin’ out.
Fly On The Wall
Aerophobia - Fear of Flying
Slightly less scary than heights themselves, but not by much. At least I can shit in a plane.
Alone in Iz World
Monophobia - Fear of being alone
The Spider's Lullabye
Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders
Sure, spiders are spooky, but they’re a little too squishy to be a real threat.
Brotherhood of the Snake
Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes
The fact these fuckers keep going after decapitation is unnerving. With that being said, snakes are kind sick
Spreading the Disease
Mysophobia - Fear of germs
Doesn’t personally freak me out, but it makes sense. I’ve eaten shit out of the trash, so it doesn’t bother me all too much.
Creatures of the Night
Nyctophobia - Fear of nocturnal animals
There do be some spooky fuckin critters at night, but I’m almost always inside so I’m good.
Scream Bloody Gore
Hemophobia - Fear of blood
Not scared of blood, but I am mortified of gore. Just keep that shit inside your body, please.
Wide Open Spaces
Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces
Every now and then I do get the feeling I’m gonna be smacked by a truck when I’m in my backyard.
Xenophobia - Fear of foreign things
Not cool dude.
Speaking in Tongues
Glossophobia - Fear of public speaking
I’m good at public speaking, so this isn’t that big of a problem for me. Recovering from a fumble is kinda scary I guess.
Social Phobia - Self explanatory.
Docking spooky points due to not having a cool name
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Pins and Needles
Trypanophobia - Fear of needles
Quit being such a bitch and let the school nurse give you your shots.
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Necrophobia - Fear of the dead
Not like they’re gonna fuckin’ hurt you.
The Rabbit Hole
Trypophobia - Fear of holes
I’m a fan of most holes
Keep the Dogs Away
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs
I’ve been viciously mauled by a dog and nearly had my face ripped off and I’m still not scared of them.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words
Hey, that’s a pretty big word right there. Gonna fuckin cry about it?
Astraphobia - Fear of being called by other names
Imagine being such a massive pussy that somebody messing up your name strikes fear into your heart. If that bothers you, I’m surprised by how far you've gotten along in life.