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Common Phobias Ranked

Ranking the 20 most common phobias from most spooky to least spooky
1The Smiths
The Queen Is Dead

Thanatophobia - Fear of Death

If you say death doesn’t frighten you, you’re a fuckin’ liar.
2Billy Talent
Afraid of Heights

Acrophobia - Fear of heights

Yeah, fuck everything about heights. One of the only things that actually inhibits my ability to function.

Claustrophobia - Fear of tight spaces

If the shit is too small for me, I’m buggin’ out.
Fly On The Wall

Aerophobia - Fear of Flying

Slightly less scary than heights themselves, but not by much. At least I can shit in a plane.
5Israel Kamakawiwo'ole
Alone in Iz World

Monophobia - Fear of being alone

6King Diamond
The Spider's Lullabye

Arachnophobia - Fear of spiders

Sure, spiders are spooky, but they’re a little too squishy to be a real threat.
Brotherhood of the Snake

Ophidiophobia - Fear of snakes

The fact these fuckers keep going after decapitation is unnerving. With that being said, snakes are kind sick
Spreading the Disease

Mysophobia - Fear of germs

Doesn’t personally freak me out, but it makes sense. I’ve eaten shit out of the trash, so it doesn’t bother me all too much.
Creatures of the Night

Nyctophobia - Fear of nocturnal animals

There do be some spooky fuckin critters at night, but I’m almost always inside so I’m good.
Scream Bloody Gore

Hemophobia - Fear of blood

Not scared of blood, but I am mortified of gore. Just keep that shit inside your body, please.
11The Chicks
Wide Open Spaces

Agoraphobia - Fear of open spaces

Every now and then I do get the feeling I’m gonna be smacked by a truck when I’m in my backyard.

Xenophobia - Fear of foreign things

Not cool dude.
13Talking Heads
Speaking in Tongues

Glossophobia - Fear of public speaking

I’m good at public speaking, so this isn’t that big of a problem for me. Recovering from a fumble is kinda scary I guess.
14Social Distortion
Social Distortion

Social Phobia - Self explanatory.

Docking spooky points due to not having a cool name
15The Birthday Massacre
Pins and Needles

Trypanophobia - Fear of needles

Quit being such a bitch and let the school nurse give you your shots.
16Cannibal Corpse
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Necrophobia - Fear of the dead

Not like they’re gonna fuckin’ hurt you.
The Rabbit Hole

Trypophobia - Fear of holes

I’m a fan of most holes
Keep the Dogs Away

Cynophobia - Fear of dogs

I’ve been viciously mauled by a dog and nearly had my face ripped off and I’m still not scared of them.
Aromatica Germenexcitación en Orgías De Viscosa Y

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words

Hey, that’s a pretty big word right there. Gonna fuckin cry about it?
Your Name.

Astraphobia - Fear of being called by other names

Imagine being such a massive pussy that somebody messing up your name strikes fear into your heart. If that bothers you, I’m surprised by how far you've gotten along in life.
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