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A Beginner's Guide to Shitty Rock Artwork

A collection of visual stinkers sure to satisfy your craving for bad cover art.
1Helloween
Pink Bubbles Go Ape

Pretty sure this album and it's artwork killed any credibility Helloween had garnered at the time.
2Riot
Narita

I don't know what the hell that thing is, but I love it. Riot has a large gallery of incredibly awkward album artwork containing this seal-faced creature, and it is glorious.
3Anvil
Plenty Of Power

Pretty sure this Tonka Truck looking bulldozer didn't turn out as badass as Anvil had hoped.
4Danzig
Skeletons

Put a fucking shirt on Glenn.
5Scorpions
Virgin Killer

Yikes...
6Pantera
Metal Magic

No dreadful artwork compilation would be complete without this masterpiece.
7Alice Cooper
Pretties For You

No thanks.
8Black Sabbath
Technical Ecstasy

It was either this or "Born Again", but at least that one makes me feel some sort of emotion.
9U.D.O.
Mean Machine

All they did was spray-paint a chubby German guy silver.
10Halford
Halford IV - Made Of Metal

Not edgy enough.
11 Voivod
Dimension Hatross

Voivod's drummer Michel Langevin loved to design and illustrate his band's album covers, it's just a shame he was never very good at it.
12Megadeth
Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!

Gotta love how Megadeth's iconic mascot Vic Rattlehead was first portrayed as a shitty halloween decoration.
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