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A Beginner's Guide to Shitty Rock Artwork
A collection of visual stinkers sure to satisfy your craving for bad cover art.
1
Helloween
Pink Bubbles Go Ape
Pretty sure this album and it's artwork killed any credibility Helloween had garnered at the time.
2
Riot
Narita
I don't know what the hell that thing is, but I love it. Riot has a large gallery of incredibly awkward album artwork containing this seal-faced creature, and it is glorious.
3
Anvil
Plenty Of Power
Pretty sure this Tonka Truck looking bulldozer didn't turn out as badass as Anvil had hoped.
4
Danzig
Skeletons
Put a fucking shirt on Glenn.
5
Scorpions
Virgin Killer
Yikes...
6
Pantera
Metal Magic
No dreadful artwork compilation would be complete without this masterpiece.
7
Alice Cooper
Pretties For You
No thanks.
8
Black Sabbath
Technical Ecstasy
It was either this or "Born Again", but at least that one makes me feel some sort of emotion.
9
U.D.O.
Mean Machine
All they did was spray-paint a chubby German guy silver.
10
Halford
Halford IV - Made Of Metal
Not edgy enough.
11
Voivod
Dimension Hatross
Voivod's drummer Michel Langevin loved to design and illustrate his band's album covers, it's just a shame he was never very good at it.
12
Megadeth
Killing Is My Business... and Business Is Good!
Gotta love how Megadeth's iconic mascot Vic Rattlehead was first portrayed as a shitty halloween decoration.
Show/Add Comments (11)
BerryGarlicia
12.28.18
ay
9 and 13 are good covers
neekafat
12.28.18
Born again is way worse yeah
Space Jester
12.28.18
Voivod has awesome art shut up
Source
12.28.18
needs Load
BerryGarlicia
12.28.18
^ or st anger
J() Alexander
12.28.18
"All they did was spray-paint a chubby German guy silver."
I can respect that.
Source
12.28.18
and hardwired
RippingCorpse1986
12.28.18
List needs Sodom - 'Til Death Do Us Unite.
Possibly my favorite bad album cover tbh.
J() Alexander
12.28.18
Born Again is much worse than that one.
RippingCorpse1986
12.28.18
Description for 13 should've been ''When you wait til the night before to start that school project''.
Trebor.
12.28.18
I like 8 actually
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