Flugmorph: Are you a Wizard?

Flugmorph 04.01.16	im a cyborg. why am i doing this
Jasdevi087 04.01.16	not arguing with normalfag
Keyblade 04.01.16	i guess im a chad, but the standards seem really low lol lol
tempest-- 04.01.16	yeah got normalfag give or take a few
worthlessscab 04.01.16	I'm not 30 yet
CalculatingInfinity 04.01.16	Slightly strange, this is not surprising.
Pon 04.01.16	I'm a normalfag apparently shows how much the makers of this test know lel
Flugmorph 04.01.16	nah you all really are normalfags
Pon 04.01.16	Would've had chad but that mental column fucked me pretty hard
Flugmorph 04.01.16	snoopavision rules man
Valkyrion 04.01.16	cyborg as expected even tho I ignored many perplexing questions but is it even possible to be a grand wizard
Jasdevi087 04.01.16	i don't even want to imagine a person that can score less than 8 on that
Flugmorph 04.01.16	only the most magical of disciples can dream of becoming a wizard. trust me its really fucking hard
Valkyrion 04.01.16	it's impossible not even a complete shut in would get lower than 8
Pangea 04.01.16	I'm slightly strange
Cryptkeeper 04.01.16	97, apparently I'm a normalfag
EvoHavok 04.01.16	Slightly strange. Well, it makes sense.
Final Origin 04.01.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg
MercuryToHell 04.01.16	Normalfag 99 - although the summary of Slightly Strange feels a little more familiar.
PlatonicMushroom 04.01.16	I self identify as a grand wizard cyborg but can't be arsed to do the test so don't know if im cis or trans grand wizard cyborg
PlatonicMushroom 04.01.16	I get high points in the first bracket and zero in yhe others so im probably a robot ir something
Flugmorph 04.01.16	I as an eagle am prone to the arcane arts of magic especially with that hat of mine. Those mighty magicx turned me into a twisted eagle cyborg which is known as Flugmorph, a beeing of immense powers and superior taste. And that my friends is my origin story.
PlatonicMushroom 04.01.16	6 points in mental lol I've improved coz i used to have wild changes in emotion but now all is a dull uniform grey
Avagantamos 04.01.16	I am cyborg
Sinternet 04.01.16	whoop just edged into normalfag with 96 tier although kinda hard to score on some of these
Flugmorph 04.01.16	I float between the states of live and death, constantly threatened to tilt to strongly to one side.
DominionMM1 04.01.16	i'm a shining example of a human
Flugmorph 04.01.16	Unbeknownst by mere mortals i am a threat of unfathomable power to the existance of their shallow lives.
Keyblade 04.01.16	some of the entries are funny, like 3 points for "no sexual attraction to under 15's" like that's something to be proud of whoever made this sounds like those foreveralone dudes who's a bad day away from snapping on a school
Valkyrion 04.01.16	looks straight out of imageboard community and probably by a real wizard
tempest-- 04.01.16	lol yea key, further evidenced by being a girl is +6 points like hello theres some pretty disgusting girls out there
Flugmorph 04.01.16	But the number of weirdos is much greater with the male part of humanity
Keyblade 04.01.16	yea that's true. it's rare to find girls comparable to grand wizards and the like lol
joshpayne 04.01.16	cyborg
Egarran 04.01.16	I was a wizard, but it's like having cheat codes to a game. There's no challenge and life gets boring.
PlatonicMushroom 04.01.16	i think i've heard from some reputable source that there's some kind of biological basis for greater variance in quality among males than females can't remember the theory behind it. probably something to do with the fact that a fit male is able to produce much more offspring than a fit female hence the fact that both high achieving members of society and warlocks are typically male and apparently this is not solely caused by social expectations or whatever
Valkyrion 04.01.16	higher highs and lower lows huh
MyNameIsPencil 04.01.16	Normalfag nice
trve 04.01.16	meaning 99% females are equally dumb and mental?
Keyblade 04.01.16	um no, chill
Relinquished 04.01.16	so why is this a thing?
MyNameIsPencil 04.01.16	Some self-loathing fuck with too much free-time who wanted to wallow in misery with other people/maybe make others feel better about themselves
PlatonicMushroom 04.01.16	"higher highs and lower lows huh" yeah like iv'e heard of genes that increase the chance of both high intelligence and serious disease (e.g. autism is a lot more common among boys than girls although it's unknown as to why) if something with a similar mechanism would allow men to hatch plans with which they could get lots of punani then the benefits could outweigh the costs and the genes could become more common in the male population this woudn't mean that men are better than women. it would mean that there's a higher proportion of both retards and sneaky sex gods among men than among women this is in principle a testable hypothesis but as of yet speculation and shouldn't be taken too seriously
tacos n stuff 04.01.16	slightly strange i can live with that
dbizzles 04.01.16	It's complicated being a wizard.
Sinternet 04.01.16	Wonder if there are any female grand wizards out there
PlatonicMushroom 04.01.16	a teen dream theater fan with a drug problem
tempest-- 04.01.16	there would have to be at least 1
tempest-- 04.01.16	like a legendary pokemon
PortraitsOfDecay 04.01.16	Got slightly strange, which sounded sadly about right lmao
Sinternet 04.01.16	a hoe-oh
Flugmorph 04.01.16	too many normie peasants itt
DominionMM1 04.01.16	too much flug itt
climactic 04.01.16	"chad"
Treeman 04.01.16	fuck wizards im a god damn fucking tree
PlatonicMushroom 04.01.16	I'm a softcock
BandNewbac 04.01.16	okay i took this test seriously and i got 24, wtf should i just kill myself i was hoping for at least 30
sonictheplumber 04.01.16	Dunno how to copy on phone can someone post the questionnaire? Gotta know if I'm a loser guys this is serious
TalonsOfFire 04.01.16	Would've had chad but that mental column fucked me pretty hard [2] Only 2 points away tho.
TalonsOfFire 04.01.16	I'm still in college, so a lot of the income and living independently questions can't apply to me yet. i don't even want to imagine a person that can score less than 8 [2]
dbizzles 04.01.16	One off from Successful Wizard. Fucking Chad.
Treeman 04.01.16	yeah my brain is essentially a pile of terrible aneuritic trash slop but I guess I'm a chad
ChoccyPhilly 04.01.16	86, 'slightly strange'
climactic 04.01.16	frequents sputnikmusic.com -50
ArsMoriendi 04.01.16	91... slightly strange, I can deal with this. Plus once I have my college degree I'd only go up. I'm still in college, so a lot of the income and living independently questions can't apply to me yet. [2] i don't even want to imagine a person that can score less than 8 [3]
PlatonicMushroom 04.01.16	"okay i took this test seriously and i got 24, wtf should i just kill myself i was hoping for at least 30" Fucking hell that is bad. Even i had like 50 and my cock is the softest there is Ergo ur not even a softcock ur like a wizard sleeve pussy
Flugmorph 04.01.16	I giggled like a schoolgirl
Ryus 04.01.16	just a plain old normie. i was 3 points away from chad, but i failed the accomplishment section on account of being 15 years old lol
chemicalmarriage 04.01.16	normalfag
adr 04.01.16	i'm Slightly strange :D
Flugmorph 04.01.16	yall are normie scum. thought y'all would be the elite of the internet here on sputnik but naaaaaaaaah. normalfags who think they have some kind of powers based on their music taste.
hal1ax 04.01.16	slightly strange
Titan 04.01.16	130 on the nose......failed miserably under the 'mental' category though
Funeralopolis 04.01.16	am cyborg as expected
Flugmorph 04.01.16	cyborgs unite
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	fuckin cyborg here!
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	man if i hadnt been too nervous to rock that one time i'd be slightly strange. shit
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	this test is a bit fucked though, i mean most losers own a bunch of cool stuff so you shouldnt get points for that. if anything you should have to subtract points for having "collectibles" because no one who has truly succeeded in anything collects anything besides stamps
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	like my old man is 45, dont work, does meth all day, only has a house cause he inherited it. he'd score pretty high on his test cause he's got about 50k worth of star wars shit, comics, and he's confident (narcissist), and between from 89-94 banged every girl in north georgia who listened to dead kennedys and who'd been molested by her daddy, is he a successful "normalfag"? nah
Asdfp277 04.02.16	long ass list fuck
climactic 04.02.16	sonic spitting some knowledge
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	dude in the past years ive learned a lot about true success. all that really matter is - do you have a bunch of money? im serious. when i was younger i thought all you had to do was see a chick naked and smoke weed a few times and you had "succeeded" but those things happened and i still felt awful, then i decided i needed a social life and some friends, i needed to go to more concerts and leave the house more. i did that, still felt shitty. the only time ive ever felt content with the world is when ive had more than a thousand in the bank. money rules, fuck it
Asdfp277 04.02.16	slightly strange, mostly because i don't own a house/car, that's not standard in our country for my age
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	like for whatever reason when im good on cash i carry myself like david lee roth, but its a queef-22 cause more cash = more burgers and by the time i run out of cash i carry myself like chris farley
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	and i mean ive felt content when ive been on drugs but im talkin about the true sober content "my life is fine" feeling, not like "shit man im feeelin it lol" when youre doin drugs
hal1ax 04.02.16	financial security can alleviate stress in your life but it won't fulfill you. i know lots of wealthy miserable people. you probably felt happy when you had money in the bank because you were able to feel comfortable and untethered.
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	oh im aware that beyond 75k happiness maxes out, thats why millionaires hang themselves or drink themselves to death. but i find that the little things that bother me when im broke dont seem to matter when your bills are paid and shit is finally secure
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	and dude i dont think i operate like other humans, i think money really would fulfill me. im like gene simmons
hal1ax 04.02.16	i am the opposite. money has never made me happy . i guess i just feel detached from material things. as long as i have enough for rent / food / gas / girlfriend bullshit - I'm ok.
Asdfp277 04.02.16	why the whole world in that discussion tho, ain't the maslow pyramid like 70 years old like
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	see dude i am a proud materialist. now ive tripped and i like to go hiking and i listen to ozric tentacles and shit, i can be heady but i cant be one of those new age people who pretends to hate a good cheeseburger or droppin 40 dollars on some shit youre just gonna put on a shelf or in a box. i get rushes spendin money
hal1ax 04.02.16	ya i get yuh. it's nice to be in a financially unrestrained position, and it can definitely make life simpler heh. I've learned how to make peace without all of that shit though. gotta work on yourself and create new habits, or else you will be aimlessly chasing money and objects around your whole life
Spado 04.02.16	stupid test but apparently Im a wizard, with streaks of grand.
Sharenge 04.02.16	I am a robot. I already knew this
AlexKzillion 04.02.16	119 Chad, a little surprised though.
Asdfp277 04.02.16	REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ashen 04.02.16	I've got expensive taste and a drag racing habit so i'm with sonic on this one 😁😁
hal1ax 04.02.16	lol ya i completely understand. I guess I've just acclimated to life on a low-budget, or else I'm sure i would have expensive taste too.
Keyblade 04.02.16	are u a robot, wizard, slicin shit like a samurai
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	I am apparently 1 over normalfag, so I am a Chad. But I would put myself more in the 'slightly strange' category
Ashen 04.02.16	i am a loser i am satan i am jesus christ i'm me
hal1ax 04.02.16	fucked reality fucked reality fuuuuuuuuuucked realityyyyyyyyy
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	succesful
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	how the actual fuck any of you retards could possibly score anything less than 95 is legitimately fucked up as fuck tbh
Ashen 04.02.16	you know who posted this list right
ScuroFantasma 04.02.16	114 normalfag
hal1ax 04.02.16	Lol flymetalhead spado dude got Wizard. Absolutely terrifying.
Keyblade 04.02.16	"how the actual fuck any of you retards could possibly score anything less than 95 is legitimately fucked up as fuck tbh" honestly id be embarrassed if i got that and wouldnt post it here, because these scores arent relative to the average human being but to the most fucked up, no life having dudes of society
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"you know who posted this list right" what does that have to do with anything? its a silly quiz in general but holy fucking lots of people in this thread actually got below 95 points and 99.9% of the points here are like, "how to be a normal ass functioning non-autistic human being capable of surviving and not killing oneself 101"
Keyblade 04.02.16	are u not attracted to 15 year olds? wow here have 3 points
Keyblade 04.02.16	like, u get 3 points just for not having autism
Asdfp277 04.02.16	No sexual attraction to under-15s +3
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	I don't think all these traits are that cool honestly. Lookin at yourself in the mirror may get you points but it's $$$ that matters in the end
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	entire thing is basically "have you ever had any sort of normal human contact or emotions of any sort? have 50 points. do you leave your bed ever? have 50 points. are you capable of coping with day to day existence? have 30 points"
Ashen 04.02.16	"what does that have to do with anything?" it was just a plug on flug, who scored below a 95 lol
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	oooooh
Asdfp277 04.02.16	Are you white and have dreadlocks -10pts
Keyblade 04.02.16	unintentional shade
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	even scoring above a 'normalfag' on this is like... you should probably just fucking commit suicide if you can't
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	Like I didn't give myself points for bein attractive cause I thought "well that's subjective." Did I do this wrong?
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	Do people just naturally find themselves wonderful? I don't even consider my self esteem low but I'm beginning to find out what I consider realism is what's considered depression
Asdfp277 04.02.16	u have to believe ur attractive tho
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	god ur such a fucking inspiration today asdfp
Keyblade 04.02.16	would u smoke a joint with urself? if not u prolly dont like urself very much
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	I am to some I'm not to some I look in a mirror and I don't really have an extreme thought on the way I look, I just look this way. My hairs cleaner than anyone's but I've never been like "I wanna suck your dick, cagle" and winked at my reflection
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	avery getting existential itt
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	Oh man that reminds me of a funny story. When I was in high school, me and a few buddies went on a trip to the Czech Republic with a church group. My buddy J was checking out this one girl (keep in mind we were all 16-17 at the time). We told one of our translators that he was into her and they both busted up laughing. Apparently she was like 12. So yeah man. Some dudes really like em young. Well anyways, the girl got the fuck out of there and my bud practically killed himself out of embarrassment. We never let him off the hook for that one.
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	Well of course I'd do any drug with myself. I'd love to clone myself and party and see which one of us wins but I wouldn't give myself a kiss
Asdfp277 04.02.16
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	Okay so I have always wanted to know, how many of you would fuck yourselves? Or fuck your SO with a clone of yourself?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	id fuck myself.
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	I also find being harsh on myself a good motivator, I kinda learned from my dad that someone who's too in love with themselves can't ever change for the better because they view themselves as infallible. Of course he's an extreme narcissist, but if I exercise I feel better telling myself "Harder, pussy" than "Damn look at your tight ass, Id eat it"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	not in a like vain, im so sexy kinda way more in a like i know what i like kinda way and i bet i could make me cum like a fucking glue gun
RadicalEd 04.02.16	116, but the fact that I did this test should automatically retract 10 of those points again.
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	Cause when I get too pleased with myself I get stagnant. If I tell myself an essay I wrote sucks, I work on it til I know I get the A. And I always do
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	"116, but the fact that I did this test should automatically retract 10 of those points again." You right, you right
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	"i know what i like kinda way and i bet i could make me cum like a fucking glue gun" I mean yeah I don't think I would suck my own dick but I would jerk myself off whilst being jerked off by myself. I think that would be pretty magical.
RadicalEd 04.02.16	"Cause when I get too pleased with myself I get stagnant. If I tell myself an essay I wrote sucks, I work on it til I know I get the A. And I always do" See, I reached the same conclusion like 10 years ago, but then I decided I like being complacent xD
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	i think if I wore tight pants, leather and really fixed up my hair i could convince myself I was a cute chubby girl from behind
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"I mean yeah I don't think I would suck my own dick but I would jerk myself off whilst being jerked off by myself. I think that would be pretty magical." you'd give yourself a double dutch rudder but you wouldnt blow yourself? fuck man, at least you know where its been right?
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	"i think if I wore tight pants, leather and really fixed up my hair i could convince myself I was a cute chubby girl from behind"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	clean up the shop and 69'er buddy
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	I mean I wouldn't even suck my own dick now Just not into suckin dick
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	me neither but i AM into getting my dick sucked so id make an exception for myself.
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	My hair is great
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	But have you really thought about what it be like to watch yourself suck your dick? Could you get it up to that?
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	I use coconut oil brush, keratin oil, some de-frizz shit that adds shine
hal1ax 04.02.16	slap on some lavender oil and finger ur own ass who's with me!
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	I mean I'll finger your ass
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	If it smells like lavender
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"But have you really thought about what it be like to watch yourself suck your dick? Could you get it up to that?" yeah man no prob. "slap on some lavender oil and finger ur own ass who's with me!" i would definitely not use lavender oil to finger my own ass but to each their own. coconut oil instead. essential oils are irritating for special places, lavender oil in your asshole would be awful.
hal1ax 04.02.16	damn that explains a few things. duly noted. thx u
hal1ax 04.02.16	gf was burnin up last week : / shouldve just kept it at the massage
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	"essential oils are irritating for special places, lavender oil in your asshole would be awful." You sound experienced so I am going to trust you
Ashen 04.02.16	damn bros thought this was common knowledge
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	yeah man bad idea. use coconut oil it is amazing. if u are like me and u don't really like the taste/smell that much (some people love it) mix it with cocoa powder. ull have a blast.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	i dont even use essential oils straight on my skin on my arms or neck even. gotta dilute that shit with grapeseed oil or coconut oil or something else or it can irritate ur skin trve facts with pots bro
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	Idk what an essential oil is tbh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	distilled extracts from plants and flowers and what not.
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	So coconut oil isn't 'essential'
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	i mean im sure you COULD possibly find coconut essential oils but most coconut oil isnt distilled its just fatty grease in a jar that makes for amazing lube and hair grease and other essential oil carriers.
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	Evidently I have much to learn
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	i lived in hippyville victoria for 4 years it taught me much about fusion ass bullshit like oils and eating like a yuppy tool
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	brb gotta fry up some vegan sausage
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	What's in a vegan sausage besides sadness?
RadicalEd 04.02.16	what is going on itt.
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	I had the best idea today to do a beer boil with chorizo instead of brats. Lather that shit with guac before you put it in a bun. Add some sauteed onions and mushrooms. MMMM GURL
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"What's in a vegan sausage besides sadness?" i got a guy bro he makes vegan sausage tastier than 90% of all real meat sausage i've ever eaten straight up i think its made out of like gluten and spices and hippy cum or something
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	Oh well I can't eat it unless it's gluten free
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	i tried a vegan cheddar he made the other day and it was fucking delicious as fuck holy shit tasted like that imperial cheddar shit but more like ~healthy~
hal1ax 04.02.16	ugh dude i live in a snooty ass pseudo-spiritual fuckin dildo chakra health-bandwagon part of LA. i swear every single day i see someone wearing a EAT KALE shirt.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"Oh well I can't eat it unless it's gluten free" oh wait its probably gluten free i think i meant like leaves or some shit
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"ugh dude i live in a snooty ass pseudo-spiritual fuckin dildo chakra health-bandwagon part of LA. i swear every single day i see someone wearing a EAT KALE shirt." ok i hate hippies too but kale rules man
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	I read somewhere that kale fucks up your brain but I don't think that's true the hippies were already fucked up mang
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"I had the best idea today to do a beer boil with chorizo instead of brats. Lather that shit with guac before you put it in a bun. Add some sauteed onions and mushrooms. MMMM GURL" not bad padawan
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	There was a vegan girl that lived on my floor freshman year and she made a handful of things that were all abominable. So I'd really need some seriously good evidence that vegan food prep is anything but awful
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"I read somewhere that kale fucks up your brain but I don't think that's true" ive read somewhere that everything in existence is terrible for you and will kill, even A GRAIN OF SALT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH do u c wat i did there
hal1ax 04.02.16	kale is ayt i prefer spinach cuz it's way higher in protein but I'm not reppin an eat kale shirt anytime soon
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	I did. *sigh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"There was a vegan girl that lived on my floor freshman year and she made a handful of things that were all abominable. So I'd really need some seriously good evidence that vegan food prep is anything but awful" because most vegans suck ass at being vegans. real vegan cooking is fucking intense as fuck. most are incompetent hippies that just end up withering away into little raisiny decrepit fuckers until they realize they are fucking dying from lack of proper nutrients and then turn into pescetarians
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	Spinach is much better. But I still am not a huge fan of it cooked. You gotta eat that shit raw
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"kale is ayt i prefer spinach cuz it's way higher in protein but I'm not reppin an eat kale shirt anytime soon" man kale and spinach have entirely different applications bro thats like comparing apples and prairie oysters
Ashen 04.02.16	I can whip up a vegan kale cream sauce and it is fucking mean tbh
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	" because most vegans suck ass at being vegans. real vegan cooking is fucking intense as fuck. most are incompetent hippies that just end up withering away into little raisiny decrepit fuckers until they realize they are fucking dying from lack of proper nutrients and then turn into pescetarians" She was not like that. Very dedicated and had been a vegan for several years. She was very fit and healthy. Just not much of a cook apparently. She was a good person though. Even though she once said that my best friend had the ability to "suck all the happiness out of any room she walked into"
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	did she?
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"I can whip up a vegan kale cream sauce and it is fucking mean tbh" get it inside me tbh
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	Nah she fucking rocks. And is probably the best cook I know. Besides my brother in law. Who makes literally the gnarliest burgers. Also he hates me.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	maybe the vegan is just jelly that she sucks dick at cooking then
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	Probably.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	but for real man i was very skeptical of vegan cooking too. ive only had two people cook vegan for me that ive enjoyed but when ive enjoyed it it was like, mind blowing.
hal1ax 04.02.16	"man kale and spinach have entirely different applications bro thats like comparing apples and prairie oysters" for real? i mean i know kale is a type of cabbage and contains vitamin k anddddd its rly high in minerals but dats all i know.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	yeah man i love kale and spinach but cooking with them is an entirely different game. gotta get on that arugula tip tbh, arugula is one of my fav leafy greens
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	Arugula is better at bringing out good qualities in your other ingredients than it is at being a stand alone food.
hal1ax 04.02.16	marble rye / applewood smoked bacon / heirloom tomato / arugula / lemon aioli - BLT
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	well i aint finna eat kale spinich OR arugula by itself but a nice bed of arugula under some fresh ass alfredo gnocci with shallots and onion and pancetta and seared scallops UUH or arugula on some fresh as white sauce neapolitan pizza with lemon and egg and fresh cracked pepper and parm? UUUUUUUUUUH
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	"marble rye / applewood smoked bacon / heirloom tomato / arugula / lemon aioli - BLT" i chose the right apprentice
ZippaThaRippa 04.02.16	Oh man that sounds good
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	gotta have meat
Flugmorph 04.02.16	leave it to pots to fuck shit up majorly
Lord(e)Po)))ts 04.02.16	yeah we had some great convo here u wouldnt know being autistic
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	i retook with the assumption that i am attractive and got a 92. im still a monster!!!
Pon 04.02.16	Second half of this thread is a gold mine. Thank you Potsy, Sonic and Zippa.
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	and here i am thinking my lifes pretty sweet. why arent there points for meeting ozric tentacles, matt pike, bobby liebling, voivod, saint vitus?
RadicalEd 04.02.16	because all of these are wizard bands?
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	they have a combined net worth of probably 300k dude. theyre celebs in my book
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	and dude cyborg maybe, wizard music is nile, amon amarth, nightwish, epica, korpiklaani, obscura
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	like the people on facebook who "go to school at the college of winterhold" and say everthing is epic and that girls friendzone them all the time and shit ozric and pentagram actually had a lot of hot chicks, the drugs bring the trustafarian honeys to the ozric show and every girl at the pentagram show had "netflix n chill"-ed to the documentary
RadicalEd 04.02.16	Listen to some Chad music like me: Stara Rzeka, Aidan Baker, Shakti, Uyama Hiroto and shizz.
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	dude in all honesty knowing who john mclaughlin is is enough to make a chick not like you
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	ok the other day a chick i talk to semi-regularly in a platonic way (before potato is like "slip her da dick broseph") was like "what song should i learn?" and i sent her mahavishnu and she straight up changed the subject lol
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	and to me thats music all humans should be able to enjoy, its just fuckin spiritual. like can you imagine the type of fucked up retard misanthrope who would listen to inner mounting flame and give it a 1.5?
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tKLuPDcOmY check it out dude i got to ask ed wynne like, questions about himself and shit
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	i wasnt at this show though lol
Flugmorph 04.02.16	I laughed way to hard at prairie oysters
Flugmorph 04.02.16	didnt expected it to get to such new hights with ya potsy i recall my premature statement
RadicalEd 04.02.16	just lol.
PlatonicMushroom 04.02.16	did this properly and got cyborg although only barely this test is clearly calibrated for retards by retards tho. like below 130 = dysfunction, below 100 = mild to moderate retardation, below 50 = severe retardation and below 30 means someone is probably wiping your ass for you
Flugmorph 04.02.16	Nah it means that you have transended social norms, society and humanity all together
Cryptkeeper 04.02.16	^ Be happy
Sinternet 04.02.16	always look on the bright side of life, even if it means you're retarded
Asdfp277 04.02.16	john mclaughin is coming to chile in a few days w/ the 4th dimension or something, should i go to his concert or
Calc 04.02.16	i started doing this and realized that if I was being honest, like 10 things on the whole list wouldn't apply to me. I like how taking care of a pet is worth less than not being attracted to little kids lol
Asdfp277 04.02.16	of course it's worth more points, like if ur a pedophile ur not likely to be very popular in society
Calc 04.02.16	actually all the descriptions are funny too, this is all funny.
Calc 04.02.16	"of course it's worth more points, like if ur a pedophile ur not likely to be very popular in society" I'm looking at it like it's harder to take care of a pet (a real one not a fish or something) than it is to not be attracted to little kids. It's like "oh you're not attracted to little kids?" great so is 95% of all adults. it should be worth negative points but this system don't work like that.
someguest 04.02.16	If you're questioning your manhood in the first place you've already fucking lost.
Asdfp277 04.02.16	doing a little self-checking ain't bad
someguest 04.02.16	Self-checking to what, exactly? How you compare to others? Unnecessary. Hell, going out on a Friday night will confirm all you need to know about yourself. Situations like that make it pretty clear what you need to work on. inb4 anxiety aka the digital age hoax
Asdfp277 04.02.16	checkin how 2 improv urselv
Calc 04.02.16	i can feel your confidence through my computer screen someguest.
someguest 04.02.16	Nobody wakes up confident one morning. It's something you work on all the time, like everything else in life. A constant, gradual progression. Reading some bullshit on the Internet isn't going to make you get off your lazy ass and improve yourself.
Asdfp277 04.02.16	u gotta be p. insecure to painfully state how confident everyone else isn't on the sputnikmusic.com u only assume of others what u kno about urself
Asdfp277 04.02.16	i mean i know im doing great, just doin things for fun
someguest 04.02.16	It doesn't take confidence to speak in generalizations.
Asdfp277 04.02.16	u would know
someguest 04.02.16	Looks like you've learned something then.
Calc 04.02.16	^ pretty much I didn't finish it but it was kinda funny. I'm hoping this tone someguest that your taking is a joke. although i feel ya and I'm sure someone did this and got depressed at how low they scored. that's kinda sad but too bad for that person.
someguest 04.02.16	I mean, yeah, I'm always saying things in jest and sarcasm. I think it irks me that someone took the time to make this shit.
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	fart!
Asdfp277 04.02.16	it's just a meme, get some confidence
Flugmorph 04.02.16	I very much like where this is going
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	queef! penis! weiner turd! i cant stop poopin
someguest 04.02.16	"it's just a meme" I wouldn't be surprised if this is the most uttered statement in your repertoire of useless proclamations.
Asdfp277 04.02.16	not my problem u take memes so seriously
someguest 04.02.16	The only aspect I'm taking seriously is some of you are seriously taking this thing seriously. If you added it up to a final score, you believed you were lacking somewhere in your life. You could have just asked one of us. We would have told you that you were a fuck up. It would have saved you time.
L4titudes 04.02.16	108 I guess I'm as normalfag as they come
wtferrothorn 04.02.16	edit: nvm, took account some other shit, guess imma a midzone normalfag (106): the most normal of normalfags.
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	i fart i queef i diltch
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	my farts are made of queefs n chodez dicks in my pooper weenie chode hot dog water
Cryptkeeper 04.02.16	Cringe
Asdfp277 04.02.16	i love that paramore song
someguest 04.02.16	thanks for summarizing the thread in such few words, sonic.
sonictheplumber 04.02.16	queef! :^)
Flugmorph 04.02.16	thats because one is seldom satisfied with it's life.
anarchistfish 04.05.16	108. description is p inaccurate though
Flugmorph 11.01.19	underrated list