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Nina Nastasia On Leaving3.5
The Jesus Lizard Shot4.0
R.E.M. Reveal2.5
Bruno Pernadas How Can We Be Joyful in a World Full of Knowledge?3.5
Butthole Surfers Weird Revolution1.5
Perspectives Stay For Those Who Care1.5
Deerhoof Friend Opportunity4.0
Lou Reed Transformer4.5
Crumb (USA-NY) Jinx3.5
Crumb (USA-NY) Crumb4.5
Wilco Sky Blue Sky3.5
Pram Sargasso Sea4.5
Sly and The Family Stone A Whole New Thing4.0
Dr. Dog Easy Beat2.5
The opener is awesome, but the rest of this just sounds uninspired. I love Beatles worship, but it seems like they're drawing from the same 2 McCartney songs over and over
mclusky The Difference Between Me and You Is That I'm Not on Fire4.0
Van Morrison Saint Dominic's Preview4.0
Laddio Bolocko Strange Warmings of Laddio Bolocko3.5
Smoke City Flying Away4.0
Dr. John Dr. John's Gumbo3.5
Goldfrapp Tales Of Us4.5
Massive Attack Ritual Spirit3.5
Tragic Mulatto Chartreuse Toulouse4.5
Tragic Mulatto Judo For The Blind3.5
Various Artists Rogue's Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs, and Ch2.0
Yeah it has Lou Reed, Sting, and John C. Reiley twice on it, but man this is boring once the
novelty wears off like 5 tracks in. For every cool track like "Fire Down Below" or "One
Spring Morning" here's an absolutely terrible track like "Good Ship Venus" or "Little Boy
Billee."
Eels Electro-Shock Blues4.5
Gezan with Million Wish Collective Anochi3.0
Funkadelic Let's Take It to the Stage4.0
Depeche Mode Memento Mori3.5
Melt-Banana Bambi's Dilemma3.5
Holly Herndon Car1.5
The 3:30-5:00 mark of Side A felt promising, but most of this is just zzzzz. It could have been a comprehensive sound of
a car accident abstracted, but instead it just felt random like improv noise.
Todd Rundgren Something/Anything?4.0
Blonde Redhead Sit Down for Dinner3.5
Caetano Veloso Caetano Veloso (1971)4.5
Alien Tango Kinda Happy, Kinda Sad3.0
Dead Can Dance Into the Labyrinth4.0
His Name Is Alive Livonia2.5
The instrumental is as compelling as it is simple, the vocals are very Snow White, but a lot of it ends up running together after a while. "If July" is the big takeaway. The 2nd E-Nicolle has some cool parts too
William Onyeabor Tomorrow3.5
Water From Your Eyes Everyone's Crushed3.0
Tom Waits Alice4.0
Connan Mockasin Forever Dolphin Love4.0
Gazelle Twin Black Dog4.0
Glassmanet Glassplanet2.0
Goat Medicine4.0
Foetus Soak2.0
Betty Davis Nasty Gal3.5
The Olivia Tremor Control The Giant Day3.0
The Olivia Tremor Control California Demise4.5
The Olivia Tremor Control Explanation II: Instrumental Themes and Dream Sequences2.0
Sonic Youth A Thousand Leaves4.0
Syd Barrett Barrett4.0
Fela Kuti Alagbon Close4.5
Fela Kuti Shakara3.5
Brian Eno Before and After Science4.0
Crass Yes Sir, I Will4.5
Chrome Half Machine Lip Moves3.0
Tried this twice and my biggest gripe is that despite the aesthetic being perfect, there's like 0 songwriting on most of
these songs. "T.V. as Eyes" is about all I can take away from this. The way it ends abruptly is a bummer too. Not for me,
but I respect some of the ideas here A LOT. If you like structureless industrial-tinged post-punk, this is for you.
The Police Zenyatta Mondatta3.0
Wet Velvet The Spaces Between4.0
Broadcast Haha Sound3.5
Coil Musick To Play In The Dark 24.0
Geese 3D Country2.5
New Buffalo About Last Night3.5
New Buffalo The Last Beautiful Day4.5
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Tangle3.5
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Admonishing the Bishops4.0
PJ Harvey I Inside the Old Year Dying4.5
The Meters Rejuvenation4.5
Shira Small The Line of Time and the Plane of Now3.0
David Bowie Earthling4.0
Deerhunter Monomania3.5
Meshell Ndegeocello Plantation Lullabies3.5
Janelle Monae The Age of Pleasure2.5
Jerry Paper Vol. I4.0
of Montreal Cherry Peel4.5
Donovan A Gift From A Flower To A Garden4.0
Disc 1 would be a 5, but Disc 2 is like a 3.5... so a 4 works
Erykah Badu Worldwide Underground3.5
Beck Morning Phase3.0
Elysian Fields Dreams That Breathe Your Name4.0
Thundercat The Golden Age Of Apocalypse3.5
The Kinks The Village Green Preservation Society4.0
Foetus Ramrod3.5
Glenn Branca Lesson No. 14.5
Bjork Biophilia2.5
Stereolab Emperor Tomato Ketchup4.0
ARTHUR Hair of the Dog4.0
Crumb (USA-NY) Locket4.0
Oneida Each One Teach One4.0
Diet Moon The Keller Project 32.5
Yo La Tengo Painful3.5
Fever Ray Radical Romantics3.5
Godcaster Godcaster4.0
Robovine Griff Equine's Kasprang Manifesto4.0
The Velvet Underground Squeeze2.5
The Velvet Underground VU3.5
Meat Puppets Monsters3.0
Pram Helium4.5
tUnE-yArDs Nikki Nack3.5
Cymande Promised Heights4.0
Minutemen What Makes a Man Start Fires?4.0
Mercury Rev All Is Dream2.0
Brainiac The Predator Nominate2.5
This is the definition of "alright." I love Brainiac so I checked it, but it really doesn't
warrant a 2nd listen. Just unfinished demos. RIP Tim Taylor
Mid-Air Thief Gongjoong Doduk4.0
Mudhoney Tomorrow Hit Today2.5
mclusky McLusky Do Dallas5.0
Todd Rundgren A Wizard, A True Star4.5
Dead Can Dance Aion3.5
Boredoms Super Ae4.5
Angelo Badalamenti Twin Peaks4.5
Parliament Up for the Down Stroke4.0
Morgan Delt Morgan Delt4.0
King Crimson Starless and Bible Black4.0
Goldfrapp Head First2.5
Gal Costa Cantar4.0
Wilco A.M.3.0
Depeche Mode Songs of Faith and Devotion4.0
Miserable Chillers Audience of Summer2.5
Goat Oh Death2.5
A fairly strong start and an absolutely bland 2nd half
Nina Nastasia Dogs4.0
Shuggie Otis Inspiration Information3.5
Eels Beautiful Freak3.5
Melody's Echo Chamber Unfold3.5
Deerhoof The Runners Four4.5
Holly Herndon Movement4.0
Butthole Surfers Electriclarryland2.5
Cocteau Twins Garlands3.5
Cocteau Twins Love's Easy Tears4.0
Dr. John Desitively Bonnaroo4.0
R.E.M. Up3.0
Dinosaur Jr. I Bet on Sky3.5
Meshell Ndegeocello Peace Beyond Passion4.0
Caetano Veloso Caetano Veloso3.5
Thundercat It Is What It Is3.5
Van Morrison Tupelo Honey4.0
Crumb (USA-NY) Ice Melt3.5
Melt-Banana Charlie4.0
The Beta Band Hot Shots II3.5
4 Bonjour's Parties Pigments Drift Down to the Brook3.5
Lavender Country Lavender Country5.0
Kate Bush Director's Cut2.0
Jenny Hval Classic Objects3.5
The Cars Panorama2.5
Diet Moon The Keller Project 23.0
Beck Modern Guilt4.5
Broadcast Tender Buttons4.0
Os Mutantes Jardim Elétrico3.5
Funkadelic One Nation Under a Groove5.0
The Smile A Light For Attracting Attention2.5
David Bowie Outside3.0
Bird's Eye Batang Flood Format2.5
Only 2 songs have vocals and the rest of this is just abstract doodling. Not for me.
Sonic Youth Washing Machine4.5
ARTHUR Woof Woof3.5
What if Larry the Cucumber sang hypnagogic pop and it was good?
Melody's Echo Chamber Emotional Eternal4.0
Vocals could use more variation, but musically this is tip top.
Primus Conspiranoid4.0
Mazzy Star Seasons of Your Day4.0
Gazelle Twin The Entire City3.5
Cornelius Fantasma3.0
Janelle Monae Dirty Computer2.0
Ohio Players Fire4.5
Ohio Players Pain3.5
Tragic Mulatto Hot Man Pussy4.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Ice Cream for Crow4.5
Diet Moon Lights2.5
Bruno Pernadas Those Who Throw Objects at the Crocodiles...4.0
The Kinks Kwyet Kinks3.0
Julia Kwamya Feel Good About Feeling Bad4.0
Crass Christ: The Album4.0
Massive Attack Heligoland3.0
Robert Wyatt The End of an Ear3.5
Syd Barrett The Madcap Laughs4.5
Betty Davis Betty Davis4.0
Micachu and the Shapes Never4.0
of Montreal Paralytic Stalks4.5
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Mother of All Saints3.5
Donovan Mellow Yellow4.5
Oneida Enemy Hogs4.0
Stereolab Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements3.5
Funkadelic Standing on the Verge of Getting It On4.0
Orchestre Tout Puissant Marcel Duchamp We're OK. But We're lost anyway.3.5
The Police Ghost in the Machine3.5
Ester Poly Wet2.5
This is closer to a 3 than a 2. The singer mentions female sexual energy a lot and it's set to minimal midtempo punk guitars. However, she fails to say anything interesting despite having decent ingredients for a modern punk record.
The Olivia Tremor Control Black Foliage: Animation Music Volume 14.0
Elysian Fields Queen of the Meadow4.0
Tom Waits Blood Money3.5
Brian Eno Another Green World3.5
Godcaster Saltergasp4.0
Silk Sonic An Evening with Silk Sonic2.5
How the fuck is a funk album featuring Bootsy Collins on 4 tracks so boring with the bass?
Oh, cuz they didn't ask Bootsy to do the bass. Apparently, Bootsy Collins is just a meme for
his voice now.

The rest of this is just Bruno's typical R&B style with some nostalgia disco thrown in.
Seriously, what's so special about this? Bland lyrics, boring predictable grooves, and a
weirdly short run time. Yet it has a higher average than D'Angelo's Black Messiah? I can't
help but to hate this.

Fine, it's not awful. A 2.5/5 works. 5/5 for marketing though, this was advertised as
transcendent. Is a little ingenuity in funk too much to ask?
William Onyeabor Crashes in Love (Version 2)4.0
William Onyeabor Crashes In Love3.5
Jerry Paper Big Pop for Chameleon World3.5
Sly and The Family Stone Dance To The Music3.5
Cabaret Voltaire Red Mecca2.5
Deerhunter Turn It Up Faggot4.0
Legit, why does this have a 2.8 average? This is full of fun noisy jams.
Blonde Redhead 234.0
A.G. Cook Radio Tank Mix2.5
Chief Keef Back From The Dead 21.5
Ryus made me listen to this for winning my competition thing. Forgive me for my rating. It's
not a 1 because I only 1 albums that feel like torture. Production was cool occasionally,
everything else is just not for me.
Foetus Hide3.5
Unknown Mortal Orchestra II3.5
Bjork Volta2.5
The Kinks Lola vs. Powerman and the Moneygoround4.0
Burt Bacharach Living Together2.5
Something Big is brilliant and the rest is meh. Lost Horizon was good too actually, not Something Big good, but good all the same.
Coil Musick To Play In The Dark4.0
Glenn Branca The Ascension5.0
Goat Headsoup3.5
Fela Kuti Confusion3.5
Fela Kuti Gentleman4.0
Robovine The Hinterland3.5
The Jesus Lizard Down3.0
The Jesus Lizard Lash3.0
Diet Moon Acclimation Hit2.5
A friend of mine made this. Not exactly my thing, but maybe people who like hyperpop
might like it.
Linda Perhacs Parallelograms4.0
Comus First Utterance4.0
of Montreal The Sunlandic Twins [Bonus EP]3.5
of Montreal The Sunlandic Twins4.0
Klaatu 3:47 Est2.5
This is like arena rock-ELO. Who the hell thought that this was secretly The Beatles?
Erykah Badu Mama's Gun4.0
L'Rain Fatigue3.0
L'Rain L'Rain3.0
Yo La Tengo I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass4.5
o'summer vacation Wicked Heart4.0
Zounds La Vache Qui Rit3.5
Zounds The Curse of Zounds!4.0
The Velvet Underground Loaded2.5
Mild High Club Skiptracing2.5
Soulless with weak vocals. How does this have more fans than Jerry Paper? That's like this, but interesting with good vocals.
Hiatus Kaiyote Mood Valiant4.5
Tragic Mulatto Locos Por El Sexo4.0
Sloth, you forgot the gem "don't let him cum all over your cum!"
Caetano Veloso Caetano Veloso [Tropicália]4.5
Hen Ogledd Free Humans2.5
Gal Costa Legal3.5
Ohio Players Honey4.5
Ohio Players Pleasure4.0
Black Midi Cavalcade2.0
A bad attempt at trying to modernize King Crimson.

Both singers voices managed to get worse on here than Schlagenheim.

Hogwash and Balderdash, despite the terrible name, is the best thing on here, though Slow
is also decent.
Dead Can Dance The Serpent's Egg3.0
Micachu and the Shapes Jewellery4.5
Mudhoney My Brother The Cow4.0
Mudhoney Five Dollar Bob's Mock Cooter Stew3.0
Bruno Pernadas Private Reasons4.0
Dinosaur Jr. Sweep It Into Space3.5
Thundercat The Beyond/Where The Giants Roam4.0
Meat Puppets Huevos3.5
Guava Tree Guava Tree EP2.5
Van Morrison His Band and the Street Choir3.5
Butthole Surfers Independent Worm Saloon3.5
Parliament Gloryhallastoopid2.5
There's nothing terrible on this one, but it does feel uninspired compared to their previous 5 albums...
tUnE-yArDs sketchy.4.0
Deerhoof Milk Man4.0
Nina Nastasia The Blackened Air3.5
Broadcast The Noise Made by People4.5
Pulgas Open to Most Things2.5
The opener rules, but the rest of this just feels so aimless. Very original, but aimless.
Holly Herndon Platform4.0
Sonic Youth Experimental Jet Set, Trash, and No Star3.0
Cymande Second Time Round4.0
Foetus Bedrock4.0
MGMT Oracular Spectacular2.5
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic4.0
4 Bonjour's Parties Okapi Horn4.5
Maximalist, gorgeous, memorable, weird, and original. What more could a guy ask for?
David Bowie Never Let Me Down2.0
Melt-Banana Cell-Scape4.5
Janelle Monae The Electric Lady4.0
John Coltrane A Love Supreme4.5
Gary Numan Telekon3.0
Bad first impression aisde: this is still much worse than The Pleasure Principle. 3/5
works now that I've heard it like 5 times.
Boredoms Pop Tatari3.5
Jack Stauber Shop: A Pop Opera3.5
Minnie Riperton Adventures In Paradise4.5
This might be her best album? There are so many strong melodies and pretty piano parts on this album.
Wilco A Ghost Is Born3.5
Os Mutantes A Divina Comédia ou Ando Meio Desligado4.0
Candy Claws Ceres And Calypso In The Deep Time2.0
An Pierle and White Velvet An Pierle and White Velvet3.5
The Avalanches We Will Always Love You3.0
of Montreal Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?4.5
Submotion Orchestra Fragments3.0
X-Ray Spex Germfree Adolescents4.0
of Montreal The Bird Who Continues to Eat the Rabbit's Flower4.0
Depeche Mode Music for the Masses3.5
Betty Davis They Say I'm Different4.5
The Knife Hanna Med H Soundtrack2.5
Zounds Can't Cheat Karma4.5
R.E.M. New Adventures in Hi-Fi3.5
Georgie Sweet Misunderstood3.0
Fishmans Long Season4.0
Godcaster Long Haired Locusts3.5
Mr. Bungle The Raging Wrath Of The Easter Bunny2.0
I don't like thrash, but I do like Mr. Bungle's first studio 3 releases. This was
disappointing, but I suppose it wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard.
Cocteau Twins Head Over Heels4.5
Cocteau Twins The Spangle Maker4.0
Funkadelic Cosmic Slop4.0
The Rolling Stones Out of Our Heads2.5
Blonde Redhead Fake Can Be Just As Good4.0
Beck The Information3.5
Gazelle Twin Unflesh4.0
My puppy was very upset by this album. He kept looking at me like he was fearful. He even barked at certain tracks.
Needless to say, I will be listening to this with headphones around him only.

That being said: this album rules.
Foetus Custom Built For Capitalism3.0
Ciccone Youth The Whitey Album3.0
Dr. John In the Right Place4.0
Jenny Hval Viscera4.0
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown The Crazy World of Arthur Brown3.0
of Montreal Coquelicot Asleep In The Poppies4.0
William Onyeabor Atomic Bomb4.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Doc at the Radar Station4.0
Stereolab Dots and Loops5.0
The Breaks Inc. Low Places EP2.5
An acquaintance told me to listen to this. It sounds like it came out in 1972, but is
from 2020. It's not bad or anything, just completely unremarkable.
Hampton The Hampster Hampsterdance the Album1.5
Crass Stations of the Crass4.0
Kidz Bop Kidz Kidz Bop 401.0
User Lord(e)Po)))ts chose this for me to listen to by winning my Umbrella comp thing.
It's very bad. Especially the songs sang by German children at the end. "U.S.A." is sang
by Japanese Children and a total bad fever dream.

Still better than Yeezus by Kanye West somehow.
Robert Wyatt Shleep4.5
The Police Outlandos d'Amour4.0
The Clifford Gilberto Rhythm Combination Deliver the Weird!3.0
The Clifford Gilberto Rhythm Combination I Was Young and I Needed The Money3.5
Smooth like butter, fun, creative, but also often homogenous.

Certainly an artist I'd play for other people, but not one I'd listen to on my own.
Coil Stolen And Contaminated Songs3.5
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground4.5
Curtis Mayfield Roots3.5
Deerhunter Rainwater Cassette Exchange4.0
Deerhunter Fluorescent Grey4.0
Thundercat Drunk3.5
Buddy Mercury Buddy Mercury Sings the Blues1.5
As cute and funny as it is utterly pointless and grating. I have a soft spot for beagles
since I grew up with one, so I don't want to give this stupid thing a 1.
Jerry Paper Fuzzy Logic4.0
Foetus Love2.5
The Kinks Something Else by The Kinks4.0
The Kinks Low Budget3.5
Melody's Echo Chamber From Pink They Fell Into Blue3.5
Robovine Get Dusted!4.5
The Beta Band The Beta Band4.0
They Might Be Giants Apollo 183.5
Erykah Badu Baduizm4.0
Yo La Tengo And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside...4.0
Aoki Takamasa + Tujiko Noriko 283.0
Sly and The Family Stone Life4.0
Mazzy Star Among My Swan4.0
Black Midi Schlagenheim3.0
Lemon Demon Nature Tapes2.5
The Good: "Two Trucks" is brilliant. It's a super silly and musically catchy song that uses the
absurd idea of truck sex to goof on American masculinity. Obviously "BRODYQUEST" rules. It's
very simple, but it manages to work as a silly robotic dance jam. Finally, "A Mask of My Own Face"
is super interesting with its themes of escapism, even if musically it's kinda forgettable.

The Okay: "Really Cool Wig" is about Neil dreaming he's awesome because of some wig and he
makes out with Mos Def or something. "Jaws" legit just poorly explains the plot to Jaws and reads
like fan fiction. Both songs had one line in them that made me smile, but that's pretty bad for
what's supposed to be comedy music. In contrast, "My Trains" was musically engaging, but
lyrically felt super try-hard.

The Bad: "Everybody Loves Raymond" and the bonus track "Goosebumps." Both were just lists of
shoehorned references to sitcom names and Goosebumps book titles. Listing pop culture
references and not doing anything else with them really is annoying. Oh yeah, the other bonus
track "Sexy DVD" felt like a pointless interlude, so yeah that one sucks too.

This has like 2 1/2 goods songs on a 7 song EP (9 if you count the bonus tracks.)
Tom Waits The Black Rider3.5
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts VI: Locusts2.5
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts V: Together2.5
Goldfrapp Seventh Tree4.0
Robert Rental and The Normal Live West Runton Pavilion 6/3/793.0
Donovan Sunshine Superman4.5
The Jesus Lizard Head3.5
The Jesus Lizard Pure3.5
Fela Kuti He Miss Road4.5
Fela Kuti Afrodisiac4.0
Bjork Medulla4.0
Cabaret Voltaire Micro-Phonies4.0
The Cars Candy-O4.0
Massive Attack 100th Window4.0
The Olivia Tremor Control Music From The Unrealized Film Script 4.5
Goat Commune3.5
DJ Krush Meiso3.0
Brian Eno Here Come the Warm Jets4.0
bloodthirsty butchers kocorono3.0
The Beach Boys Surf's Up4.5
Elastica Elastica2.5
Thinking Fellers Local 282 I Hope It Lands3.5
Wilson Tanner 692.5
Beltaine Rockhill3.0
Bound & Gagged Bound & Gagged4.0
Mercury Rev Deserter's Songs3.0
100 Gecs 1000 gecs1.0
I only checked this because a good friend of mine is obsessed with it. "I Need Help Immediately"
was actually okay, and "Ringtone" seems like it could be good if the right person covered it, but
yeah I hate this. I gave it a genuine shot though.
tUnE-yArDs w h o k i l l4.5
Deerhunter Cryptograms3.5
Shuggie Otis Freedom Flight3.5
Cymande Cymande4.0
Trevor Jones and David Bowie Labyrinth2.5
This album contains Magic Dance and forgettable fluff.
The Police Synchronicity4.5
The Police Reggatta de Blanc3.5
King Crimson Red4.5
Dead Can Dance Garden of the Arcane Delights3.5
Dead Can Dance Dead Can Dance3.5
Parliament Chocolate City4.0
Deerhoof Apple O'3.5
Laurie Anderson Strange Angels2.0
This is very far from being 1, but at the same time, I enjoyed only about 20 seconds of this 46-minute album. Almost everything that makes Anderson special is missing, with her wit only occasionally showing up. It's generic adult contemporary pop most of the time.
Janelle Monae Metropolis: The Chase Suite3.5
Flipper Sex Bomb, Baby!3.5
Fantomas Delìrium Còrdia3.0
J Dilla Donuts4.0
Mudhoney Piece Of Cake3.0
Wilco Being There3.5
The Unicorns Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?4.0
of Montreal Satanic Panic in the Attic5.0
Pink Floyd Ummagumma3.0
Jerry Paper Toon Time Raw!4.0
Herbie Hancock Head Hunters4.0
D'Angelo Brown Sugar4.0
The Beta Band Los Amigos del Beta Bandidos4.0
The Beta Band The Patty Patty Sound3.5
The Beta Band Champion Versions4.0
Julee Cruise The Voice of Love2.5
Tubeway Army Tubeway Army3.5
Os Mutantes Mutantes4.5
Dinosaur Jr. Farm3.5
Crass The Feeding of the 50003.5
Dr. John The Sun, Moon and Herbs3.5
“What if we gave the worst song on the album a reprise?” Overall, it’s good, but it’s no Gris-Gris.
Melody's Echo Chamber Bon Voyage5.0
Melody's Echo Chamber Melody's Echo Chamber3.0
They Might Be Giants Flood4.5
Funkadelic America Eats Its Young3.5
PJ Harvey and John Parish A Woman a Man Walked By4.0
The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat4.5
Vulfpeck Thrill of the Arts3.0
That last track is one of the most unnecessary things I've ever heard in my life.

"Back Pocket" still rules.

I might never visit this again, honestly.
Dirty Projectors/Bjork Mount Wittenberg Orca4.5
Foxygen Take The Kids Off Broadway4.0
Holly Herndon PROTO3.5
Erykah Badu New Amerykah Part Two: Return of the Ankh4.0
L7 Scatter The Rats3.0
I don't get why Scatter the Rats is so fucking boring. "Dispatch From Mar-a-Lago" was full of
energy and awesome and "I Came Back to Bitch" was pretty great too and those were only from 2
and 1 years ago. Where's the energetic, rough and tumble band I love? "Garbage Truck" and "Cool
About Easy" are the best here and then they're not like that amazing. Still good enough for a 3
though.
Jukka Nousiainen Jukka Nousiainen3.0
Goat World Music4.0
Jenny Hval Innocence Is Kinky4.0
Yves Tumor Safe in the Hands of Love2.5
Submotion Orchestra Finest Hour4.0
Melt-Banana Fetch4.5
Kishi Bashi Lighght2.5
Cocteau Twins Victorialand3.5
Brian Eno Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)4.0
Depeche Mode Black Celebration4.0
Sonic Youth Dirty4.0
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico4.0
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid4.5
of Montreal The Gay Parade4.5
Iggy Pop New Values2.5
Van Morrison Blowin' Your Mind3.0
White Noise An Electric Storm5.0
I swear, some albums just sound like they're tailored just for me. Thanks, Matrix!
Bjork Vespertine4.5
Pink Floyd More3.0
U.S. Maple Sang Phat Editor2.5
This really grew off me after a few listens. It has so much less personality than Long Hair in Three
Stages.
The Knife The Knife3.5
Beck One Foot In The Grave3.0
Meat Puppets Mirage3.5
Meat Puppets Out My Way4.0
Up on the Sun part 2 pretty much. If you liked that, you'll like this.
Goldfrapp Supernature3.5
Black Sabbath The End2.5
Black Sabbath 132.5
Sly and The Family Stone Fresh4.0
R.E.M. Monster4.0
The Normal T.V.O.D. / Warm Leatherette3.5
Nina Nastasia Run to Ruin4.0
LCD Soundsystem LCD Soundsystem3.5
Crass Penis Envy5.0
Foetus Flow4.0
The Jesus Lizard Liar4.0
The Beach Boys Sunflower4.0
Komar, Melamid and Dave Soldier People's Choice Music3.0
Mid-Air Thief Crumbling4.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Shiny and Oh So Bright, Vol. 12.5
Probably my favorite of theirs since Machina 1 actually, so it's a step in the right direction. "Solara" and "Alienation" were legit good songs. Most of this is still pretty bland though and "Marchin' On" is just a joykill.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)4.0
Robert Wyatt Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard2.5
Rock Bottom is one of my strongest 5s, so why is the followup to that so damn uninspired sounding?
Gal Costa Gal4.5
DJ Shadow The Private Press3.5
Tom Waits Real Gone4.0
Mazzy Star She Hangs Brightly4.5
"Halah" might be one of the best songs of all time. Holy fuck.
Patti Smith Wave4.0
Blonde Redhead Misery is a Butterfly4.5
Epica The Holographic Principle2.5
Boredoms Chocolate Synthesizer4.0
Why do I like annoying music so much?

Seriously though, albums like these make me smile.
Fela Kuti Sorrow Tears and Blood5.0
Fela Kuti Roforofo Fight4.5
Stevie Wonder In Square Circle3.0
70s Stevie is a forced to be reckoned with.

80s Stevie is just going through the motions...
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool3.5
Butthole Surfers Pioughd2.5
Butthole Surfers Widowermaker4.5
Coil Love's Secret Domain4.5
Kate Bush 50 Words for Snow4.0
Massive Attack Protection4.0
OOIOO Feather Float4.0
Curtis Mayfield Curtis4.0
They Might Be Giants Lincoln3.5
Deerhunter Weird Era Cont.3.5
Deerhunter Microcastle4.0
King Crimson Islands3.5
Nine Inch Nails Bad Witch4.0
The Pogues If I Should Fall from Grace with God3.0
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Lovelyville3.0
Van Morrison Astral Weeks4.5
Brainiac Internationale4.0
Brainiac Electro-Shock for President3.5
Brainiac Smack Bunny Baby4.0
Autechre Untilted2.5
I might have too many emotions to enjoy this album. Maybe if I could remove limbic system and replace it with some wiring, I could love this album.
Sonic Youth Bad Moon Rising4.0
Erykah Badu New Amerykah Pt. One: 4th World War4.5
Royksopp Melody A.M.4.0
Black Moth Super Rainbow Start A People3.5
Passion Pit Gossamer2.0
Yo La Tengo I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One3.5
Mercury Rev See You On The Other Side4.0
Bjork Debut3.5
Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan3.5
Primus Green Naugahyde4.0
Gotye Boardface2.5
Tracy Bonham The Burdens Of Being Upright3.0
Laurie Anderson Home of the Brave3.5
Os Mutantes Os Mutantes5.0
David Bowie The Next Day3.5
PJ Harvey and John Parish Dance Hall at Louse Point3.5
Silver Apples The Garden3.0
The Bunny Gang Thrive2.5
Robert Wyatt Rock Bottom5.0
Stanley Clarke Stanley Clarke3.5
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World2.0
Gentle Giant The Power and the Glory4.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Bluejeans and Moonbeams2.0
"Rock 'n Roll's Evil Doll" might be one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Fuck. rThe album isn't as bad as Unconditionally, but that isn't saying much.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Unconditionally Guaranteed1.5
Every song on here is boring, flat, and tired sounding except for "Lazy Music." Ironically, it's the least lazy sounding one on the entire album.
The Dismemberment Plan The Dismemberment Plan Is Terrified3.0
Minnie Riperton Come To My Garden4.0
Rapeman Inki's Butt Crack b/w Song Number One3.0
Rapeman Two Nuns and a Pack Mule3.5
Rapeman Budd3.0
Bruce Haack Haackula3.5
Fela Kuti Expensive Shit4.5
Fela Kuti Zombie4.5
Depeche Mode Some Great Reward4.0
Miles Davis Kind of Blue4.5
Parliament Motor Booty Affair3.5
Dr. John Remedies2.5
Perfume Genius No Shape2.5
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Strangers From the Universe4.5
Tubeway Army Replicas4.0
Stevie Wonder The Woman In Red2.0
Wow this sucks. Maybe this is why some people think Stevie Wonder is mom music... "I Just Called to Say I Love You" is way worse than I remember. Somehow "Moments Aren't Moments" is easily the best song on here, and that one doesn't even feature Stevie Wonder. Check his 1971-1982 stuff, all of it destroys this.
Julee Cruise Floating into the Night5.0
Sly and The Family Stone Stand!4.0
Baths Romaplasm3.5
A lot of this was boring, but a couple of songs like "Human Bog," "Out," and "Wilt" made it all worth while.rEdit: it's a huge grower. "Extrasolar" is catchy pop goodness.
Slint Spiderland4.0
Kate Bush Aerial4.5
Mudhoney Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge3.5
Fever Ray Plunge4.0
The Pop Group For How Much Longer Do We Tolerate Mass Murder?3.0
The Pop Group Y3.0
Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence2.5
Dead Can Dance Spleen and Ideal3.5
The Knife Deep Cuts3.5
Beck Colors3.0
This is prime 3.5-4 territory. Catchy pop songs that reflect Beck's personality, but are ultimately rshallow. It's exactly what he meant to make and it's more than listenable, it's damn fun, but it's rnothing too original. It's easy on the ears too.
Funkadelic Free Your Mind...And Your Ass Will Follow3.5
Dinosaur Jr. Beyond3.5
Primus The Desaturating Seven3.5
Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers4.5
Metallica Ride the Lightning2.5
The Cars The Cars4.5
Wilco Summerteeth4.0
Love Love3.0
Coil The Ape Of Naples3.5
Foxygen We Are The 21st Century Ambassadors...4.0
LCD Soundsystem American Dream3.0
Foetus Gash3.0
Therion Secret of the Runes3.0
Bjork Selmasongs3.5
Gal Costa Gal Costa5.0
One of the best 60s albums ever. Her voice, the strings, the weird soundscapes, they're all brilliant.
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!3.0
The GTOs Permanent Damage2.0
Cool concept about groupies in the 60s, but at the same time, this has like no replay value. So
boring. It's like listening to a documentary disguised as an album.
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime4.0
Mazzy Star So Tonight That I Might See4.0
Nine Inch Nails Add Violence3.5
Pretty good... but that second half "The Background World" was meh. What is it trying to be a Tool filler song. Disgustipated 2.0?
Frederic Chopin Scherzo No.2, Op.314.5
This piece filled me with intense feelings of anger, but in a good way. It made want to go on a rant
when I didn't before the piece and at the same time calmed me down. Beautiful.
Patti Smith Radio Ethiopia3.5
Creedence Clearwater Revival Mardi Gras2.0
Such a lack of enthusiasm on this album. And Doug Clifford's voice is fucking terrible. Stu Cook
sounds surprisingly okay, but nothing special. John Fogerty seems so out of it. Yep, this sucks.

"Sweet Hitch-Hiker" is the best thing on here quite easily.
They Might Be Giants They Might Be Giants4.0
Get Well Soon The Scarlet Beast O'seven Heads3.0
I like this, but it needs a relisten... and a review!

[EDIT] after 3 listens, I don't think I'll be revisiting this. Not bad still. "Disney" is the best here.
Grandaddy The Sophtware Slump2.5
Deerhunter Halcyon Digest4.5
Pulp Different Class2.5
R.E.M. Murmur5.0
R.E.M. Chronic Town4.0
Dirty Projectors Bitte Orca4.5
Bonobo Migration2.5
D'Angelo Voodoo3.5
The Beach Boys 20/203.5
Van Morrison Moondance5.0
Can Soon Over Babaluma3.5
Less experimental than their stuff with Damo, but it definitely had its highlights, especially Dizzy Dizzy.
Iggy Pop Lust For Life4.0
Iggy Pop The Idiot3.5
Red Krayola God Bless the Red Krayola and All Who Sail With It3.5
While it's entertaining, the concept is so much weaker than The Parable of Arable Land and half of the songs are just them fucking around...
Curtis Mayfield Superfly4.5
Sonic Youth Evol3.5
King Crimson Lizard4.5
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest2.5
Mercury Rev Yerself Is Steam4.0
Bjork Post4.0
Butthole Surfers Hairway to Steven3.5
The Moody Blues Days of Future Passed5.0
Vampire Rodents Lullaby Land4.0
Not my new favorite band or anything, but I'm still thoroughly impressed.
Bonobo Days To Come4.0
Primus Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People3.5
Goldfrapp Black Cherry3.5
Meat Puppets Meat Puppets2.5
Meat Puppets In a Car3.0
Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets3.5
Massive Attack Mezzanine5.0
Broken Social Scene You Forgot It in People2.5
Tom Waits Franks Wild Years3.5
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam2.5
Caroliner I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood3.0
No, seriously, what the fuck is this? Industrial bluegrass? Music from hell? Satan's own personal
band? Kind or enjoyable actually, except for the closer.
Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas4.5
U.S. Maple Long Hair in Three Stages4.0
Camel Camel3.5
Mercury Rev Boces3.5
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum4.0
Brainiac Hissing Prigs in Static Couture4.5
Nine Inch Nails Not the Actual Events3.5
Marvin Gaye What's Going On4.0
Uranium Club All Of Them Naturals2.5
The Beatles Let It Be… Naked 3.5
B.J. Snowden Life In The USA And Canada3.0
She's a great piano player surprisingly, but her voice is so lol. Good thing this album had a few instrumentals.
Joe Meek I Hear a New World3.5
Hard to believe that this was recorded in 1959. The opening track is amazing.
The Knife Tomorrow, In a Year3.5
Bjork Homogenic4.5
Mudhoney Mudhoney4.0
Laurie Anderson Mister Heartbreak4.0
I like this one a little more than Big Science actually.
Dr. John Babylon3.0
Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot5.0
LCD Soundsystem Sound of Silver4.5
Gary Numan The Pleasure Principle4.5
Perfume Genius Too Bright4.0
Baths Ocean Death3.5
Baths The Nothing/Nightly, Daily4.0
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space3.0
Diamanda Galas The Divine Punishment3.0
As much as I respect her for making this (it's part of a trilogy about raising the awareness of the AIDS
epidemic,) I can't say I enjoyed more than a few minutes. Each track was interesting at first, but
eventually just felt never ending. Not my thing, but very respectable.
Silver Apples Contact4.0
Pixies Head Carrier2.0
"I'm going down the drain again" "What a waste of talent." These are actual lyrics from the album. It's
like Black Francis knew this album was going to be shit. And don't even get me started on the
awkward Where is My Mind-esque guitar line on "All I Think About You."
Doprah Wasting4.0
Good stuff. A noticeable amount of Portishead influence on here. The poppier tracks like Borderline
and Lucid Visions weren't really my thing, but most of the tracks, especially Subaeruginusa and
Stranger People, were great!
Sly and The Family Stone There's A Riot Goin' On4.5
The Zombies Begin Here3.5
Idiot Flesh The Nothing Show3.0
Flipper Gone Fishin'3.5
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon4.0
Sonic Youth Kill Yr Idols3.0
Sonic Youth Confusion Is Sex3.5
Sonic Youth Sonic Youth4.0
Gong Flying Teapot3.5
The Homopolice Fuck Entertainment2.5
Sorry Sach, this didn't do anything for me.
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....4.0
Ministry Filth Pig3.0
Ministry With Sympathy1.5
Can Delay 19683.5
Not amazing, not terrible, just okay. Kind of happy that Monster Movie was their official debut since it's better.
The Mekons Fear And Whiskey2.5
Cocteau Twins Blue Bell Knoll4.5
James Chance and the Contortions Buy5.0
Kate Bush The Red Shoes2.5
Parliament Funkentelechy Vs. the Placebo Syndrome5.0
Goldfrapp Felt Mountain5.0
Standish/Carlyon Deleted Scenes3.0
I really liked "Subliminally" a lot, but the rest of this didn't really stand out to me even after 4 listens.
Nothing on here was poorly made though. Decent album.
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I3.5
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain2.5
Gotye Like Drawing Blood3.5
Thank You Scientist Maps of Non-Existent Places3.0
The Avalanches Wildflower3.0
I'm settling this with a weak 3.5, Stepkids is wonderful, Because I'm Me, Frankie Sinatra, and If
I Was a Folkstar were all really good, and Saturday Night Inside Out was decent for an Electricity
copycat. rThe rest ranges from good to boring to terrible like The Noisy Eater (I really liked it
at first for being crazy and weird, but that wore off eventually.)
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn4.5
Pink Floyd The Early Singles3.5
Fiona Apple Tidal3.0
Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel...3.0
Peeping Tom Peeping Tom3.0
Patti Smith Horses5.0
Hiatus Kaiyote Tawk Tomahawk3.5
Minutemen The Punch Line3.5
Anavae Parallel Dimensions2.5
What happens when you randomly assign me a pop rock EP .
Meat Puppets Up on the Sun4.0
Strawberry Switchblade Strawberry Switchblade2.5
Massive Attack Blue Lines4.0
Dennis Wilson Pacific Ocean Blue3.0
"Dreamer", "You and I", and "Farewell My Friend" were the best on here. The album was very
depressing and it set that mood very effectively. Though honestly, I had some problems with it. The
flow was awkward (some transitions made absolutely no sense in a distracting way) and most of the
tracks on here just reminded me of generic 70s radio rock. None of the individual tracks on here were
bad by themselves, but this is definitely not my kind of thing as a whole.
Primus Antipop3.5
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool3.5
I prepared for the worst and it ended up being pretty decent. Not top 5 Radiohead though...
The United States of America The United States of America5.0
Love Da Capo4.0
Kiran Leonard Grapefruit2.0
All of the 7+ minute long songs overstayed their welcome by at least 3 minutes. As for the shorter
songs, they failed to leave any impression at all. Not to mention that the singer's voice lacked any
conviction or passion. Even when when he screamed, his voice remained oddly tame. Is this really
even experimental anyway? It's more like well orchestrated indie rock that's all over the place without
reaching any actual destination. So much is going on, but none of it is really all that unique or
interesting. A 2/5 makes the most sense here.
Beck Sea Change4.5
Depeche Mode Violator4.5
PJ Harvey The Hope Six Demolition Project3.5
The Enid Aerie Faerie Nonsense2.5
Sister Irene O'Connor Fire of God's Love3.5
Fever Ray Fever Ray4.0
Black Dice Beaches and Canyons3.0
Foetus Thaw3.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Clear Spot4.0
Beefheart's trying so hard to be commercial that it's kind of impressive, too bad that he's way better as being weird as fuck.
The Kinks One for the Road3.0
The Beach Boys Wild Honey3.0
King Crimson Discipline4.0
The Zombies R.I.P.2.5
Odessey and Oracle is a very strong 5/5!

This however is incredibly uninspired and forgettable. "Girl Help Me" is the only song that's even
worth a listen honestly. No wonder it took them decades to officially release this, no one cared
enough about it. Maybe it's called R.I.P. because it would have killed their career if it was released
back in 1969.
Funkadelic Funkadelic3.5
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun5.0
Portishead Third4.5
Creedence Clearwater Revival Pendulum4.0
My opinion on this changed. It's great. It's probably their 4th best.
LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening3.5
Brainiac Bonsai Superstar5.0
The Jesus Lizard Goat4.0
D'Angelo Black Messiah4.5
Tom Waits Swordfishtrombones4.0
Minnie Riperton Perfect Angel4.5
More people need to listen to this, especially if they like Stevie Wonder, half of it was written by him and it's great.
Butthole Surfers Rembrandt Pussyhorse4.0
Butthole Surfers Cream Corn From the Socket of Davis3.0
Coil Gold Is The Metal (With The Broadest Shoulders)3.0
Kind of like a compilation that has remixes of songs from Horse Rotorvator, but also plenty of originals. It's far weirder than both Scatology and Horse Rotorvator and more instrumental as well (only 2 songs on the entire album have consistent lyrics.) The tracks with the string sections were really pretty as well. Would recommend, but only after someone had checked Horse Rotorvator first.
David Bowie Tonight2.5
R.E.M. Reckoning4.0
Kraftwerk Trans-Europe Express2.5
David Bowie Blackstar4.0
Red Krayola The Parable of Arable Land4.0
Why doesn't this has a review yet?! Well I know what I'll be reviewing next.
Silver Apples Silver Apples5.0
David Bowie Let's Dance3.0
Tom Waits Bone Machine4.5
Sonic Youth Sister4.5
Aphrodite's Child 6662.5
The Beach Boys Friends3.5
Hiatus Kaiyote Choose Your Weapon4.5
Dr. John Gris-Gris4.5
Beck Midnite Vultures4.0
Love Forever Changes5.0
Kate Bush The Sensual World4.0
The Beach Boys The Smile Sessions3.5
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds4.5
The Beach Boys Smiley Smile5.0
The Zombies Odessey and Oracle5.0
Meat Puppets Meat Puppets II4.5
Primus The Brown Album3.0
Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe2.0
Flipper Album – Generic Flipper4.0
Cocteau Twins Treasure5.0
Foetus Hole4.0
Bruce Haack The Electric Lucifer4.0
What the fuck did I just listen to and why was it so good? It was like electronic satanic children's music mixed rwith We're Only in It for the Money?
Coil Scatology4.0
Lightning Bolt Wonderful Rainbow4.0
Can Soundtracks3.5
Parliament Mothership Connection5.0
Tom Waits Mule Variations4.0
Violent Femmes Violent Femmes3.0
David Bowie Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)5.0
Frank Zappa Dance Me This3.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band The Spotlight Kid3.5
Ween La Cucaracha3.5
Ween Friends3.5
Stevie Wonder Hotter Than July4.0
R.E.M. Fables of the Reconstruction3.5
Mudhoney Boiled Beef and Rotting Teeth3.5
Mudhoney Superfuzz Bigmuff4.0
Portishead Portishead4.0
Z-Rock Hawaii Z-Rock Hawaii3.5
Ween and Boredoms sure make a weird match. Noisy, crazy, strange, and fun. Recommended to any fan of either band. Hey, I might try to get into Boredoms because of this album and I already love Ween haha.
Beck Guero4.0
Parliament The Clones Of Dr. Funkenstein4.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Still Becoming Apart4.0
Good stuff on here including rarity "Blissed and Gone" and the amazing "Eye." Oh, and there's an acoustic version of "Mayonaise" that's pretty great. Totally worth checking if you like 90s pumpkins!
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy2.5
Hole My Body, The Hand Grenade3.0
Ween Shinola, Vol. 13.5
Funkadelic Maggot Brain4.5
Faith No More Sol Invictus3.5
Tool 10,000 Days2.5
Primus Tales from the Punchbowl4.0
Tom Waits Bad As Me4.5
Dan Deacon Meetle Mice1.5
Great ideas coupled with headache inducing production and repetitiveness make this a huge waste of potential. "Drinking Out of Cups" is obviously classic, "Thats a Nice Shirt (Dad)", "I'm So Gay with the Boner", and "I Have AIDS" are pretty fun and hilarious, and "Aw Ah Ah Ah (Party Cakes)" is somehow leagues above the rest of the highlights to point where I'd say it's perfect. However, everything else on here makes me feel like taking some ibuprofen. Also fuck the track that was just an annoying glitchy Aerosmith sampling, I want my 5 1/2 minutes back from that one.
Kate Bush Hounds of Love5.0
Faith No More We Care a Lot2.0
Butthole Surfers Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac4.5
Tom Waits Rain Dogs5.0
Oysterhead The Grand Pecking Order3.0
Foetus Ache4.0
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation5.0
David Bowie Lodger4.5
The Prodigy Experience1.5
Baths Obsidian4.0
Foetus Nail4.5
Beck Stereopathetic Soulmanure2.5
Minus the Bear Highly Refined Pirates2.5
Kate Bush The Dreaming4.5
The Vaselines Dum-Dum2.5
The Vaselines Dying for It4.0
The Vaselines Son of a Gun3.0
The Knife Shaking the Habitual4.5
Foetus Deaf3.0
Frank Zappa Does Humor Belong in Music?3.0
Portishead Dummy5.0
Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence Clearwater Revival3.5
PJ Harvey Let England Shake4.0
Ween Quebec4.5
Stone Temple Pilots No. 43.0
Can Monster Movie3.5
The Knife Silent Shout5.0
Jobriath Jobriath2.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Mirror Man4.0
Patti Smith Easter3.5
Primus Pork Soda4.0
Ween White Pepper3.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Monuments to an Elegy2.0
Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician3.5
Soundgarden Echo of Miles: Scattered Tracks Across the Path3.5
Coil Horse Rotorvator4.0
Beck Mutations4.0
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny2.5
Dinosaur Jr. Hand It Over3.0
Kate Bush Never for Ever4.0
Todd Terje It's Album Time2.0
Camel Moonmadness3.5
David Bowie "Heroes"4.5
Blur 133.0
Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble2.0
Beck Odelay5.0
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land3.5
Darkside Psychic3.0
Baths Cerulean5.0
Aphex Twin Windowlicker3.5
The Doors L.A. Woman4.5
Ween Craters of the Sac2.5
Stanley Clarke School Days4.5
Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom4.0
Shocking Blue At Home2.5
PJ Harvey White Chalk4.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band The Legendary A&M Sessions4.0
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese4.5
Ministry Early Trax3.5
Camel The Snow Goose3.5
R.E.M. Lifes Rich Pageant4.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Lick My Decals Off, Baby3.5
David Bowie Low4.0
Primus Frizzle Fry4.5
Kate Bush Lionheart3.5
The Rolling Stones Flowers3.0
Jack White Lazaretto2.0
I originally had this at a 3, but upon further listens it just got more and more underwhelming. "High Ball Stepper" is cool, that's about it.
L7 Slap-Happy2.0
Can Future Days4.5
The Avalanches Since I Left You4.5
Various Artists Songs in the Key of Z4.5
An outsider musician compilation filled with many of the most embarrassing moments in music. Despite that
negative quality, it showcases the creative minds and spirits of the avant-garde. It sticks with you like glue
and is an important album for anyone who wants to understand bare bones expression.
Can Tago Mago5.0
The Enid Something Wicked This Way Comes3.0
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York3.0
Ween The Pod3.5
Philip Glass Glassworks3.0
The Enid In The Region of the Summer Stars2.5
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command2.5
Kate Bush The Kick Inside4.5
Fecal Matter Illiteracy Will Prevail3.5
Pretty cool for pre-Nirvana Kurt Cobain. The sound quality isn't the best though. If only Cobain made more of
these songs into well produced Nirvana tracks. "Spank Thru", "Downer", and "Anorexorcist" were rerecorded
luckily.
Laurie Anderson Big Science3.5
David Bowie Diamond Dogs3.5
The Beatles Yellow Submarine Soundtrack3.0
Tool Ænima3.0
Ween Sky Cruiser4.0
Love the title track. It's so damn catchy. Big Jilm is great too, its also on Pure Guava.
Faith No More Introduce Yourself2.5
Pixies EP32.0
Pixies Indie Cindy2.0
Frank Zappa London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. II2.5
Jefferson Airplane Surrealistic Pillow3.0
L7 The Beauty Process: Triple Platinum3.5
Foster the People Supermodel3.5
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath3.5
Bush Sixteen Stone2.0
Camel Mirage4.5
Frank Zappa Civilization, Phaze III2.5
Frank Zappa Francesco Zappa2.5
Ministry Twitch4.5
PJ Harvey Uh Huh Her3.0
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King4.0
Dinosaur Jr. Dinosaur3.5
Ween GodWeenSatan: The Oneness4.5
An extremely silly and easy to love album, but don't let the humor fool you , they show off their skills frequently on rthe album. It's hard to get into, but once you get into it, you won't regret it.
Blur Blur3.5
Radiohead 8 Outtakes From Amnesiac4.0
Radiohead Drill2.5
Radiohead Itch2.5
Radiohead My Iron Lung3.5
Radiohead No Surprises/Running From Demons3.5
Radiohead Airbag/How Am I Driving?3.5
Radiohead COM LAG (2plus2isfive)3.0
Radiohead In Rainbows Disk 23.5
Pixies Complete B-Sides3.5
Pixies EP21.5
Pixies EP11.5
The Doors Morrison Hotel3.5
The Doors The Soft Parade3.5
Sublime Robbin' the Hood3.0
Ween Pure Guava4.0
R.E.M. Document4.5
Tame Impala Innerspeaker2.0
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports2.5
My Bloody Valentine Loveless2.0
Ween 12 Golden Country Greats3.5
Ween Chocolate and Cheese5.0
This is my current favorite of Ween's. Basically it's just a masterpiece of weirdness and genre-hopping.
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy2.0
Kanye West Yeezus1.0
Mad Season Above3.5
Blur Parklife3.5
Stevie Wonder Journey Through The Secret Life Of Plants3.5
Frank Black Teenager of the Year2.5
Frank Black Frank Black2.5
Sonic Youth Goo4.0
Santana Santana III3.0
Santana Abraxas3.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Strictly Personal3.5
Pretty good album. Not his best. "Trust Us" and "On Tomorrow" are total highlights.
Ween The Mollusk4.5
Lady Gaga Born This Way1.0
Lady Gaga The Fame1.5
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster1.5
Can Ege Bamyasi4.0
Faith No More Album of the Year3.5
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute2.0
Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose2.5
Beck Mellow Gold3.5
Steve Forbert Little Stevie Orbit2.0
Atoms for Peace Amok3.0
Nine Inch Nails Broken4.0
Muse Black Holes & Revelations2.5
Muse Showbiz2.5
Foster the People Torches3.5
The Smashing Pumpkins The Aeroplane Flies High3.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Pisces Iscariot3.5
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles3.5
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire4.0
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine4.0
The Rolling Stones Emotional Rescue3.0
The Rolling Stones Some Girls4.0
The Rolling Stones It's Only Rock 'n' Roll2.0
The Rolling Stones Goats Head Soup3.5
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.3.5
The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers2.5
The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed3.5
The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet3.0
The Rolling Stones Aftermath2.5
The Beatles Love2.5
The Beatles Hey Jude4.5
The Kinks The Kink Kontroversy3.0
The Beatles Let It Be3.5
The Beatles Abbey Road4.0
The Beatles Yellow Submarine3.0
The Beatles The Beatles4.5
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour5.0
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band4.0
The Beatles Revolver5.0
The Beatles Rubber Soul4.0
The Beatles Help!3.5
The Beatles Beatles for Sale2.5
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night2.5
The Beatles With the Beatles2.5
The Beatles Please Please Me2.5
Black Sabbath Sabotage4.5
Black Sabbath Vol. 43.5
Black Sabbath Master of Reality4.5
Black Sabbath Paranoid4.5
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath4.0
Creedence Clearwater Revival Cosmo's Factory4.0
Creedence Clearwater Revival Willy and the Poor Boys4.0
Creedence Clearwater Revival Green River5.0
Creedence Clearwater Revival Bayou Country3.5
David Bowie Station to Station5.0
David Bowie Young Americans4.0
David Bowie Aladdin Sane4.0
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars4.5
David Bowie Hunky Dory4.5
David Bowie The Man Who Sold the World4.0
David Bowie Space Oddity3.5
David Bowie David Bowie2.5
Dinosaur Jr. Whatever's Cool with Me4.0
Dinosaur Jr. Without a Sound3.0
Dinosaur Jr. Where You Been3.5
Dinosaur Jr. Green Mind4.0
Dinosaur Jr. Bug4.5
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me4.5
The Doors Waiting for the Sun4.5
The Doors Strange Days5.0
The Doors The Doors4.0
The Mothers of Invention Fillmore East – June 19713.0
The Mothers of Invention Just Another Band from L.A.3.0
Frank Zappa Broadway the Hard Way3.0
Frank Zappa Zappa In New York4.0
Frank Zappa Tinsel Town Rebellion3.5
Frank Zappa Bongo Fury3.5
Hole Celebrity Skin3.0
Hole Pretty On The Inside4.0
Hole Live Through This4.5
Jack White Blunderbuss3.0
Weezer Make Believe2.0
Weezer Maladroit2.5
Weezer The Green Album2.5
Weezer Pinkerton2.5
Weezer Weezer3.0
How to Destroy Angels How To Destroy Angels3.5
How to Destroy Angels An Omen3.0
How to Destroy Angels Welcome Oblivion3.5
Jane's Addiction Kettle Whistle3.5
Jane's Addiction Jane's Addiction3.5
Jane's Addiction Ritual De Lo Habitual4.0
Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking4.5
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland4.0
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love4.5
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced4.0
John Lennon Milk and Honey2.5
John Lennon Double Fantasy2.5
John Lennon Walls and Bridges2.5
John Lennon Mind Games4.0
John Lennon Some Time in New York City3.5
John Lennon Imagine3.5
John Lennon John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band4.0
John Lennon Wedding Album1.5
John Lennon Unfinished Music No.2: Life with the Lions1.0
John Lennon Unfinished Music No.1: Two Virgins1.0
Lovage Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By4.0
Ministry Psalm 694.0
Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste3.5
Ministry The Land of Rape and Honey3.5
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables3.0
L7 Hungry for Stink5.0
L7 Bricks Are Heavy4.5
L7 Smell the Magic4.0
L7 L73.5
Mother Love Bone Shine3.5
Mother Love Bone Apple3.0
Pink Floyd The Final Cut2.0
Pink Floyd The Wall3.0
Pink Floyd Animals5.0
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here4.5
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon4.5
Pink Floyd Obscured by Clouds4.0
Pink Floyd Meddle4.5
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother3.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You2.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium2.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way3.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication3.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk3.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Uplift Mofo Party Plan4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley3.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers3.0
The Mothers of Invention One Size Fits All5.0
The Mothers of Invention Roxy & Elsewhere4.5
The Mothers of Invention Over-Nite Sensation5.0
The Mothers of Invention Burnt Weeny Sandwich3.0
The Mothers of Invention Weasels Ripped My Flesh4.0
The Mothers of Invention Cruising with Ruben & the Jets3.0
The Mothers of Invention We're Only in It for the Money5.0
The Mothers of Invention Uncle Meat3.5
The Mothers of Invention Absolutely Free4.0
The Mothers of Invention Freak Out!4.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Oceania2.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist1.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina II/The Friends & Enemies of Modern Music2.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina/The Machines of God2.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Adore4.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness4.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream5.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish4.0
Stevie Wonder Where I'm Coming From4.0
Stevie Wonder Music of My Mind3.0
Stevie Wonder Talking Book4.5
Stevie Wonder Innervisions5.0
Stevie Wonder Fulfillingness' First Finale5.0
Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life4.5
Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop3.5
Stone Temple Pilots Purple4.0
Stone Temple Pilots Core3.5
Screaming Trees Sweet Oblivion2.5
Audioslave Audioslave3.0
System of a Down Hypnotize2.0
System of a Down Mezmerize2.0
System of a Down Steal This Album!3.0
System of a Down Toxicity3.5
System of a Down System of a Down4.0
Sublime Sublime4.0
Yes Going for the One2.0
Yes Relayer2.5
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans2.5
Yes Close to the Edge4.5
Yes Fragile5.0
Yes The Yes Album4.5
Yes Time and a Word4.0
Yes Yes3.0
Pearl Jam Vitalogy2.5
Pearl Jam Vs.2.5
Pearl Jam Ten3.0
Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog4.5
The White Stripes Icky Thump3.5
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan3.5
The White Stripes Elephant4.0
The White Stripes White Blood Cells4.0
The White Stripes De Stijl3.5
The White Stripes The White Stripes3.0
R.E.M. Automatic for the People4.5
R.E.M. Out of Time3.5
R.E.M. Green4.0
Alice in Chains Sap4.5
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies4.5
Alice in Chains Dirt4.0
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains4.0
Alice in Chains Facelift3.5
Nirvana Incesticide3.5
Nirvana In Utero4.5
Nirvana Nevermind3.5
Nirvana Bleach4.0
Soundgarden Fopp1.5
Soundgarden Screaming Life4.5
Their best 80s release, though it's definitely topped by all of their 90s work.
Soundgarden King Animal3.5
Soundgarden Down on the Upside4.5
Soundgarden Superunknown4.0
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger4.0
Soundgarden Louder Than Love3.0
Soundgarden Ultramega OK3.5
Big Black Atomizer4.0
Big Black Songs About Fucking4.5
Big Black Heartbeat2.5
Big Black Headache3.5
Big Black Racer-X4.5
This EP is the best thing Big Black has ever done (Songs About Fucking comes close) Seriously, more people
need to listen to this.
Big Black Bulldozer3.5
Big Black Lungs3.5
Led Zeppelin Coda2.5
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door4.0
Led Zeppelin Presence4.5
I really appreciate the little short tracks on here. They're really fun, have great riffs, are keep the album
from being too dense. Oh, and "For Your Life" is perfect. The fact the albums shifts between short
fun songs and long epic songs is why I value it as so strong. It makes the album a roller coaster of
dynamics without overindulging too much. The worst song on here, "Nobody's Fault but Mine", is still
a thrilling epic that helps hold it all together. The only albums that are more solid than this are Physical
Graffiti and Houses of the Holy. Well at least I think so...
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti4.5
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy5.0
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV4.0
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III3.5
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II4.0
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin3.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica4.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Safe As Milk4.5
Talking Heads Naked2.5
Talking Heads True Stories3.0
Talking Heads Little Creatures3.5
Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues4.5
Talking Heads Remain in Light5.0
Talking Heads Fear of Music5.0
Talking Heads More Songs About Buildings and Food4.0
Talking Heads Talking Heads: 773.5
Frank Zappa Trance-Fusion2.0
Frank Zappa Jazz From Hell4.0
Frank Zappa Guitar2.0
Frank Zappa Läther4.0
Frank Zappa Frank Zappa Meets the Mothers of Prevention3.0
Frank Zappa Them or Us3.5
Frank Zappa Thing-Fish3.5
Frank Zappa London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 12.5
Frank Zappa Boulez Conducts Zappa: The Perfect Stranger2.5
Frank Zappa The Man from Utopia3.0
Frank Zappa Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch4.0
Frank Zappa Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar2.5
Frank Zappa You Are What You Is4.5
Frank Zappa Orchestral Favorites2.5
Frank Zappa Sheik Yerbouti4.0
Frank Zappa Joe's Garage4.5
Frank Zappa Sleep Dirt4.0
Frank Zappa Studio Tan3.5
Frank Zappa Zoot Allures5.0
Frank Zappa Apostrophe4.5
Frank Zappa The Grand Wazoo4.5
This is one of his best jazz-fusion albums, only second to Hot Rats. "Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus" and "Blessed
Relief" are basically perfect. I love how Zappa can jump from making a jazz album like this to a rock-satire
album like Over-Nite Sensation. He can do it all!
Frank Zappa Waka/Jawaka4.0
Frank Zappa 200 Motels2.0
It sounds so dated and unfocused. One of Zappa's worst for sure. Don't even get me started on the movie...
Frank Zappa Chunga's Revenge3.5
Frank Zappa Hot Rats5.0
Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy3.5
Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy Primordial2.0
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime3.5
Faith No More Angel Dust4.0
Faith No More The Real Thing4.0
Pixies Pixies (EP)3.5
Pixies Come On Pilgrim4.0
Pixies Doolittle4.5
Pixies Trompe Le Monde4.0
Pixies Surfer Rosa5.0
Pixies Bossanova4.5
Radiohead In Rainbows5.0
Radiohead The King of Limbs4.5
Radiohead Hail to the Thief4.0
Radiohead Amnesiac5.0
Radiohead OK Computer4.0
Radiohead Kid A4.5
Radiohead The Bends3.5
Radiohead Pablo Honey2.5
PJ Harvey 4 Track Demos2.5
PJ Harvey Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea3.5
PJ Harvey To Bring You My Love5.0
PJ Harvey Is This Desire?4.5
PJ Harvey Rid of Me4.0
PJ Harvey Dry4.5
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante4.5
Mr. Bungle California5.0
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle4.5
Nine Inch Nails Hesitation Marks4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Slip3.5
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero5.0
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV2.5
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile3.5
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral4.5
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine4.0
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