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5.0 classic
Baths Cerulean
Beck Odelay
Brainiac Bonsai Superstar
Can Tago Mago
Cocteau Twins Treasure
Crass Penis Envy
Creedence Clearwater Revival Green River
David Bowie Station to Station
David Bowie Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun
Fela Kuti Sorrow Tears and Blood
Frank Zappa Hot Rats
Frank Zappa Zoot Allures
Funkadelic One Nation Under a Groove
Gal Costa Gal Costa
One of the best 60s albums ever. Her voice, the strings, the weird soundscapes, they're all brilliant.
Glenn Branca The Ascension
Goldfrapp Felt Mountain
James Chance and the Contortions Buy
Julee Cruise Floating into the Night
Kate Bush Hounds of Love
L7 Hungry for Stink
Lavender Country Lavender Country
Love Forever Changes
Massive Attack Mezzanine
mclusky McLusky Do Dallas
Melody's Echo Chamber Bon Voyage
Mr. Bungle California
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero
of Montreal Satanic Panic in the Attic
Os Mutantes Os Mutantes
Parliament Mothership Connection
Parliament Funkentelechy Vs. the Placebo Syndrome
Patti Smith Horses
Pink Floyd Animals
Pixies Surfer Rosa
PJ Harvey To Bring You My Love
Portishead Dummy
R.E.M. Murmur
Radiohead Amnesiac
Radiohead In Rainbows
Robert Wyatt Rock Bottom
Silver Apples Silver Apples
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation
Stereolab Dots and Loops
Stevie Wonder Fulfillingness' First Finale
Stevie Wonder Innervisions
Talking Heads Fear of Music
Talking Heads Remain in Light
The Beach Boys Smiley Smile
The Beatles Revolver
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour
The Doors Strange Days
The Knife Silent Shout
The Moody Blues Days of Future Passed
The Mothers of Invention We're Only in It for the Money
The Mothers of Invention Over-Nite Sensation
The Mothers of Invention One Size Fits All
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream
The United States of America The United States of America
The Zombies Odessey and Oracle
Tom Waits Rain Dogs
Van Morrison Moondance
Ween Chocolate and Cheese
This is my current favorite of Ween's. Basically it's just a masterpiece of weirdness and genre-hopping.
White Noise An Electric Storm
I swear, some albums just sound like they're tailored just for me. Thanks, Matrix!
Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot
Yes Fragile
Yo La Tengo I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass

4.5 superb
4 Bonjour's Parties Okapi Horn
Maximalist, gorgeous, memorable, weird, and original. What more could a guy ask for?
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies
Alice in Chains Sap
Angelo Badalamenti Twin Peaks
Beck Modern Guilt
Beck Sea Change
Betty Davis They Say I'm Different
Big Black Racer-X
This EP is the best thing Big Black has ever done (Songs About Fucking comes close) Seriously, more people
need to listen to this.
Big Black Songs About Fucking
Bjork Homogenic
Bjork Vespertine
Black Sabbath Paranoid
Black Sabbath Master of Reality
Black Sabbath Sabotage
Blonde Redhead Misery is a Butterfly
Boredoms Super Ae
Brainiac Hissing Prigs in Static Couture
Broadcast The Noise Made by People
Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers
Butthole Surfers Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac
Butthole Surfers Widowermaker
Caetano Veloso Caetano Veloso [Tropicália]
Caetano Veloso Caetano Veloso (1971)
Camel Mirage
Can Future Days
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Safe As Milk
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Ice Cream for Crow
Cocteau Twins Blue Bell Knoll
Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas
Cocteau Twins Head Over Heels
Coil Love's Secret Domain
Crass Yes Sir, I Will
Crumb (USA-NY) Crumb
Curtis Mayfield Superfly
D'Angelo Black Messiah
David Bowie Hunky Dory
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars
David Bowie "Heroes"
David Bowie Lodger
Deerhoof The Runners Four
Deerhunter Halcyon Digest
Depeche Mode Violator
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me
Dinosaur Jr. Bug
Dirty Projectors Bitte Orca
Dirty Projectors/Bjork Mount Wittenberg Orca
Donovan Sunshine Superman
Donovan Mellow Yellow
Dr. John Gris-Gris
Eels Electro-Shock Blues
Erykah Badu New Amerykah Pt. One: 4th World War
Fela Kuti Zombie
Fela Kuti Expensive Shit
Fela Kuti Roforofo Fight
Fela Kuti He Miss Road
Fela Kuti Alagbon Close
Foetus Nail
Frank Zappa The Grand Wazoo
This is one of his best jazz-fusion albums, only second to Hot Rats. "Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus" and "Blessed
Relief" are basically perfect. I love how Zappa can jump from making a jazz album like this to a rock-satire
album like Over-Nite Sensation. He can do it all!
Frank Zappa Apostrophe
Frank Zappa Joe's Garage
Frank Zappa You Are What You Is
Frederic Chopin Scherzo No.2, Op.31
This piece filled me with intense feelings of anger, but in a good way. It made want to go on a rant
when I didn't before the piece and at the same time calmed me down. Beautiful.
Funkadelic Maggot Brain
Gal Costa Gal
Gary Numan The Pleasure Principle
Glenn Branca Lesson No. 1
Goldfrapp Tales Of Us
Hiatus Kaiyote Choose Your Weapon
Hiatus Kaiyote Mood Valiant
Hole Live Through This
Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid
Jerry Paper Fuzzy Logic
John Coltrane A Love Supreme
Kate Bush The Kick Inside
Kate Bush The Dreaming
Kate Bush Aerial
King Crimson Lizard
King Crimson Red
L7 Bricks Are Heavy
LCD Soundsystem Sound of Silver
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti
Lou Reed Transformer
Mazzy Star She Hangs Brightly
"Halah" might be one of the best songs of all time. Holy fuck.
Meat Puppets Meat Puppets II
Melody's Echo Chamber Emotional Eternal
Vocals could use more variation, but musically this is tip top.
Melt-Banana Cell-Scape
Melt-Banana Fetch
Micachu and the Shapes Jewellery
Mid-Air Thief Crumbling
Miles Davis Kind of Blue
Ministry Twitch
Minnie Riperton Perfect Angel
More people need to listen to this, especially if they like Stevie Wonder, half of it was written by him and it's great.
Minnie Riperton Adventures In Paradise
This might be her best album? There are so many strong melodies and pretty piano parts on this album.
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante
New Buffalo The Last Beautiful Day
Nina Nastasia Dogs
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral
Nirvana In Utero
of Montreal The Gay Parade
of Montreal Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?
of Montreal Cherry Peel
Ohio Players Fire
Ohio Players Honey
Os Mutantes Mutantes
Parliament The Clones Of Dr. Funkenstein
Pink Floyd Meddle
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Pixies Bossanova
Pixies Doolittle
PJ Harvey Dry
PJ Harvey Is This Desire?
PJ Harvey White Chalk
PJ Harvey I Inside the Old Year Dying
Portishead Third
Pram Helium
Pram Sargasso Sea
Primus Frizzle Fry
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese
R.E.M. Automatic for the People
R.E.M. Document
Radiohead Kid A
Radiohead The King of Limbs
Robert Wyatt Shleep
Robovine Get Dusted!
Sly and The Family Stone There's A Riot Goin' On
Sonic Youth Sister
Sonic Youth Washing Machine
Soundgarden Down on the Upside
Soundgarden Screaming Life
Their best 80s release, though it's definitely topped by all of their 90s work.
Stanley Clarke School Days
Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life
Stevie Wonder Talking Book
Syd Barrett The Madcap Laughs
Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues
The Avalanches Since I Left You
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds
The Beach Boys Surf's Up
The Beatles The Beatles
The Beatles Hey Jude
The Cars The Cars
The Doors Waiting for the Sun
The Doors L.A. Woman
The Knife Shaking the Habitual
The Meters Rejuvenation
The Mothers of Invention Freak Out!
The Mothers of Invention Roxy & Elsewhere
The Olivia Tremor Control Music From The Unrealized Film Script
The Olivia Tremor Control California Demise
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground
They Might Be Giants Flood
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Strangers From the Universe
Todd Rundgren A Wizard, A True Star
Tom Waits Bad As Me
Tom Waits Bone Machine
Tragic Mulatto Chartreuse Toulouse
tUnE-yArDs w h o k i l l
Van Morrison Astral Weeks
Various Artists Songs in the Key of Z
An outsider musician compilation filled with many of the most embarrassing moments in music. Despite that
negative quality, it showcases the creative minds and spirits of the avant-garde. It sticks with you like glue
and is an important album for anyone who wants to understand bare bones expression.
Ween Quebec
Ween The Mollusk
Ween GodWeenSatan: The Oneness
An extremely silly and easy to love album, but don't let the humor fool you , they show off their skills frequently on rthe album. It's hard to get into, but once you get into it, you won't regret it.
William Onyeabor Atomic Bomb
Yes The Yes Album
Yes Close to the Edge
Zounds Can't Cheat Karma

4.0 excellent
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains
Alice in Chains Dirt
ARTHUR Hair of the Dog
Baths Obsidian
Baths The Nothing/Nightly, Daily
Beck Mutations
Beck Guero
Beck Midnite Vultures
Betty Davis Betty Davis
Big Black Atomizer
Billy Joel The Stranger
Bjork Post
Bjork Medulla
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath
Blonde Redhead Fake Can Be Just As Good
Blonde Redhead 23
Bonobo Days To Come
Boredoms Chocolate Synthesizer
Why do I like annoying music so much?

Seriously though, albums like these make me smile.
Bound & Gagged Bound & Gagged
Brainiac Smack Bunny Baby
Brainiac Internationale
Brian Eno Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)
Brian Eno Here Come the Warm Jets
Brian Eno Before and After Science
Broadcast Tender Buttons
Bruce Haack The Electric Lucifer
What the fuck did I just listen to and why was it so good? It was like electronic satanic children's music mixed rwith We're Only in It for the Money?
Bruno Pernadas Private Reasons
Bruno Pernadas Those Who Throw Objects at the Crocodiles...
Butthole Surfers Rembrandt Pussyhorse
Cabaret Voltaire Micro-Phonies
Can Ege Bamyasi
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band The Legendary A&M Sessions
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Mirror Man
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Clear Spot
Beefheart's trying so hard to be commercial that it's kind of impressive, too bad that he's way better as being weird as fuck.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Doc at the Radar Station
Cocteau Twins The Spangle Maker
Cocteau Twins Love's Easy Tears
Coil Horse Rotorvator
Coil Scatology
Coil Musick To Play In The Dark
Coil Musick To Play In The Dark 2
Comus First Utterance
Connan Mockasin Forever Dolphin Love
Crass Stations of the Crass
Crass Christ: The Album
Creedence Clearwater Revival Willy and the Poor Boys
Creedence Clearwater Revival Cosmo's Factory
Creedence Clearwater Revival Pendulum
My opinion on this changed. It's great. It's probably their 4th best.
Crumb (USA-NY) Locket
Curtis Mayfield Curtis
Cymande Promised Heights
Cymande Cymande
Cymande Second Time Round
D'Angelo Brown Sugar
David Bowie The Man Who Sold the World
David Bowie Aladdin Sane
David Bowie Young Americans
David Bowie Low
David Bowie Blackstar
David Bowie Earthling
Dead Can Dance Into the Labyrinth
Deerhoof Milk Man
Deerhoof Friend Opportunity
Deerhunter Turn It Up Faggot
Legit, why does this have a 2.8 average? This is full of fun noisy jams.
Deerhunter Microcastle
Deerhunter Fluorescent Grey
Deerhunter Rainwater Cassette Exchange
Depeche Mode Black Celebration
Depeche Mode Some Great Reward
Depeche Mode Songs of Faith and Devotion
Dinosaur Jr. Green Mind
Dinosaur Jr. Whatever's Cool with Me
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....
Donovan A Gift From A Flower To A Garden
Disc 1 would be a 5, but Disc 2 is like a 3.5... so a 4 works
Doprah Wasting
Good stuff. A noticeable amount of Portishead influence on here. The poppier tracks like Borderline
and Lucid Visions weren't really my thing, but most of the tracks, especially Subaeruginusa and
Stranger People, were great!
Dr. John In the Right Place
Dr. John Desitively Bonnaroo
Elysian Fields Queen of the Meadow
Elysian Fields Dreams That Breathe Your Name
Erykah Badu New Amerykah Part Two: Return of the Ankh
Erykah Badu Baduizm
Erykah Badu Mama's Gun
Faith No More The Real Thing
Faith No More Angel Dust
Fela Kuti Afrodisiac
Fela Kuti Gentleman
Fever Ray Fever Ray
Fever Ray Plunge
Fishmans Long Season
Flipper Album – Generic Flipper
Foetus Ache
Foetus Hole
Foetus Flow
Foetus Bedrock
Foxygen We Are The 21st Century Ambassadors...
Foxygen Take The Kids Off Broadway
Frank Zappa Waka/Jawaka
Frank Zappa Sleep Dirt
Frank Zappa Sheik Yerbouti
Frank Zappa Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch
Frank Zappa Läther
Frank Zappa Jazz From Hell
Frank Zappa Zappa In New York
Funkadelic Let's Take It to the Stage
Funkadelic Cosmic Slop
Funkadelic Standing on the Verge of Getting It On
Gal Costa India
Gal Costa Cantar
Gazelle Twin Unflesh
My puppy was very upset by this album. He kept looking at me like he was fearful. He even barked at certain tracks.
Needless to say, I will be listening to this with headphones around him only.

That being said: this album rules.
Gazelle Twin Black Dog
Gentle Giant The Power and the Glory
Goat World Music
Goat Medicine
Godcaster Saltergasp
Godcaster Godcaster
Goldfrapp Seventh Tree
Herbie Hancock Head Hunters
Hole Pretty On The Inside
Holly Herndon Platform
Holly Herndon Movement
Iggy Pop Lust For Life
J Dilla Donuts
Jane's Addiction Ritual De Lo Habitual
Janelle Monae The Electric Lady
Jenny Hval Innocence Is Kinky
Jenny Hval Viscera
Jerry Paper Toon Time Raw!
Jerry Paper Vol. I
John Lennon Mind Games
Julia Kwamya Feel Good About Feeling Bad
Kate Bush Never for Ever
Kate Bush The Sensual World
Kate Bush 50 Words for Snow
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King
King Crimson Discipline
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon
King Crimson Starless and Bible Black
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic
L7 Smell the Magic
Laurie Anderson Mister Heartbreak
I like this one a little more than Big Science actually.
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV
Led Zeppelin Presence
I really appreciate the little short tracks on here. They're really fun, have great riffs, are keep the album from being too dense. Oh, and "For Your Life" is perfect. The fact the albums shifts between short fun songs and long epic songs is why I value it as so strong. It makes the album a roller coaster of dynamics without overindulging too much. The worst song on here, "Nobody's Fault but Mine", is still a thrilling epic that helps hold it all together. The only albums that are more solid than this are Physical Graffiti and Houses of the Holy. Well at least I think so...
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door
Lightning Bolt Wonderful Rainbow
Linda Perhacs Parallelograms
Lovage Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
Love Da Capo
Marvin Gaye What's Going On
Massive Attack Blue Lines
Massive Attack Protection
Massive Attack 100th Window
Mazzy Star Among My Swan
Mazzy Star So Tonight That I Might See
Mazzy Star Seasons of Your Day
mclusky The Difference Between Me and You Is That I'm Not on Fire
Meat Puppets Up on the Sun
Meat Puppets Out My Way
Up on the Sun part 2 pretty much. If you liked that, you'll like this.
Melt-Banana Charlie
Mercury Rev Yerself Is Steam
Mercury Rev See You On The Other Side
Meshell Ndegeocello Peace Beyond Passion
Micachu and the Shapes Never
Mid-Air Thief Gongjoong Doduk
Ministry Psalm 69
Minnie Riperton Come To My Garden
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime
Minutemen What Makes a Man Start Fires?
Morgan Delt Phase Zero
Morgan Delt Morgan Delt
Mudhoney Superfuzz Bigmuff
Mudhoney Mudhoney
Mudhoney My Brother The Cow
Nina Nastasia Run to Ruin
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth
Nine Inch Nails Broken
Nirvana Bleach
o'summer vacation Wicked Heart
of Montreal Paralytic Stalks
of Montreal Coquelicot Asleep In The Poppies
of Montreal The Bird Who Continues to Eat the Rabbit's Flower
of Montreal The Sunlandic Twins
Ohio Players Pleasure
Oneida Enemy Hogs
Oneida Each One Teach One
OOIOO Feather Float
Os Mutantes A Divina Comédia ou Ando Meio Desligado
Parliament Chocolate City
Parliament Up for the Down Stroke
Patti Smith Wave
Perfume Genius Too Bright
Pink Floyd Obscured by Clouds
Pixies Trompe Le Monde
Pixies Come On Pilgrim
PJ Harvey Rid of Me
PJ Harvey Let England Shake
PJ Harvey and John Parish A Woman a Man Walked By
Portishead Portishead
Primus Pork Soda
Primus Tales from the Punchbowl
Primus Green Naugahyde
Primus Conspiranoid
R.E.M. Green
R.E.M. Lifes Rich Pageant
R.E.M. Reckoning
R.E.M. Chronic Town
R.E.M. Monster
Radiohead OK Computer
Radiohead 8 Outtakes From Amnesiac
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Uplift Mofo Party Plan
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik
Red Krayola The Parable of Arable Land
Why doesn't this has a review yet?! Well I know what I'll be reviewing next.
Robovine Griff Equine's Kasprang Manifesto
Royksopp Melody A.M.
Slint Spiderland
Sly and The Family Stone Stand!
Sly and The Family Stone Fresh
Sly and The Family Stone Life
Sly and The Family Stone A Whole New Thing
Smoke City Flying Away
Sonic Youth Dirty
Sonic Youth Goo
Sonic Youth Sonic Youth
Sonic Youth A Thousand Leaves
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger
Soundgarden Superunknown
Stereolab Emperor Tomato Ketchup
Stevie Wonder Hotter Than July
Stevie Wonder Where I'm Coming From
Stone Temple Pilots Purple
Sublime Sublime
Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom
Submotion Orchestra Finest Hour
Syd Barrett Barrett
System of a Down System of a Down
Talking Heads More Songs About Buildings and Food
Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog
The Beach Boys Sunflower
The Beatles Rubber Soul
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
The Beatles Abbey Road
The Beta Band Los Amigos del Beta Bandidos
The Beta Band Champion Versions
The Beta Band The Beta Band
The Cars Candy-O
The Doors The Doors
The Jesus Lizard Goat
The Jesus Lizard Liar
The Jesus Lizard Shot
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland
The Kinks Something Else by The Kinks
The Kinks Lola vs. Powerman and the Moneygoround
The Kinks The Village Green Preservation Society
The Mothers of Invention Absolutely Free
The Mothers of Invention Weasels Ripped My Flesh
The Olivia Tremor Control Black Foliage: Animation Music Volume 1
The Police Synchronicity
The Police Outlandos d'Amour
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land
The Rolling Stones Some Girls
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish
The Smashing Pumpkins Adore
The Smashing Pumpkins Still Becoming Apart
Good stuff on here including rarity "Blissed and Gone" and the amazing "Eye." Oh, and there's an acoustic version of "Mayonaise" that's pretty great. Totally worth checking if you like 90s pumpkins!
The Unicorns Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?
The Vaselines Dying for It
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico
The White Stripes White Blood Cells
The White Stripes Elephant
They Might Be Giants They Might Be Giants
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Admonishing the Bishops
Thundercat The Beyond/Where The Giants Roam
Todd Rundgren Something/Anything?
Tom Waits Mule Variations
Tom Waits Swordfishtrombones
Tom Waits Real Gone
Tom Waits Alice
Tom Waits Orphans: Brawlers, Bawlers and Bastards
Tragic Mulatto Locos Por El Sexo
Sloth, you forgot the gem "don't let him cum all over your cum!"
Tragic Mulatto Hot Man Pussy
Tubeway Army Replicas
tUnE-yArDs sketchy.
U.S. Maple Long Hair in Three Stages
Van Morrison Tupelo Honey
Van Morrison Saint Dominic's Preview
Ween Pure Guava
Ween Sky Cruiser
Love the title track. It's so damn catchy. Big Jilm is great too, its also on Pure Guava.
Wet Velvet The Spaces Between
Wilco Summerteeth
Wild Beasts Two Dancers
William Onyeabor Crashes in Love (Version 2)
William Onyeabor Tomorrow
X-Ray Spex Germfree Adolescents
Yes Time and a Word
Yo La Tengo And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside...
Zounds The Curse of Zounds!

3.5 great
4 Bonjour's Parties Pigments Drift Down to the Brook
Alice in Chains Facelift
An Pierle and White Velvet An Pierle and White Velvet
Aphex Twin Windowlicker
ARTHUR Woof Woof
What if Larry the Cucumber sang hypnagogic pop and it was good?
Baths Ocean Death
Baths Romaplasm
A lot of this was boring, but a couple of songs like "Human Bog," "Out," and "Wilt" made it all worth while.rEdit: it's a huge grower. "Extrasolar" is catchy pop goodness.
Beck Mellow Gold
Beck The Information
Betty Davis Nasty Gal
Big Black Lungs
Big Black Bulldozer
Big Black Headache
Bjork Selmasongs
Bjork Debut
Black Moth Super Rainbow Start A People
Black Sabbath Vol. 4
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Blonde Redhead Sit Down for Dinner
Blur Parklife
Blur Blur
Boredoms Pop Tatari
Brainiac Electro-Shock for President
Brian Eno Another Green World
Broadcast Haha Sound
Bruce Haack Haackula
Bruno Pernadas How Can We Be Joyful in a World Full of Knowledge?
Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician
Butthole Surfers Hairway to Steven
Butthole Surfers Independent Worm Saloon
Caetano Veloso Caetano Veloso
Camel Moonmadness
Camel The Snow Goose
Camel Camel
Can Monster Movie
Can Soundtracks
Can Delay 1968
Not amazing, not terrible, just okay. Kind of happy that Monster Movie was their official debut since it's better.
Can Soon Over Babaluma
Less experimental than their stuff with Damo, but it definitely had its highlights, especially Dizzy Dizzy.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Strictly Personal
Pretty good album. Not his best. "Trust Us" and "On Tomorrow" are total highlights.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Lick My Decals Off, Baby
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band The Spotlight Kid
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool
Cocteau Twins Victorialand
Cocteau Twins Garlands
Coil The Ape Of Naples
Coil Stolen And Contaminated Songs
Crass The Feeding of the 5000
Creedence Clearwater Revival Bayou Country
Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence Clearwater Revival
Crumb (USA-NY) Ice Melt
Crumb (USA-NY) Jinx
Curtis Mayfield Roots
D'Angelo Voodoo
David Bowie Space Oddity
David Bowie Diamond Dogs
David Bowie The Next Day
Dead Can Dance Spleen and Ideal
Dead Can Dance Dead Can Dance
Dead Can Dance Garden of the Arcane Delights
Dead Can Dance Aion
Deerhoof Apple O'
Deerhunter Cryptograms
Deerhunter Weird Era Cont.
Deerhunter Monomania
Depeche Mode Music for the Masses
Depeche Mode Memento Mori
Dinosaur Jr. Where You Been
Dinosaur Jr. Dinosaur
Dinosaur Jr. Beyond
Dinosaur Jr. Farm
Dinosaur Jr. Sweep It Into Space
Dinosaur Jr. I Bet on Sky
Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan
DJ Shadow The Private Press
Dr. John The Sun, Moon and Herbs
“What if we gave the worst song on the album a reprise?” Overall, it’s good, but it’s no Gris-Gris.
Dr. John Dr. John's Gumbo
Eels Beautiful Freak
Erykah Badu Worldwide Underground
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime
Faith No More Album of the Year
Faith No More Sol Invictus
Fecal Matter Illiteracy Will Prevail
Pretty cool for pre-Nirvana Kurt Cobain. The sound quality isn't the best though. If only Cobain made more of
these songs into well produced Nirvana tracks. "Spank Thru", "Downer", and "Anorexorcist" were rerecorded
Fela Kuti Confusion
Fela Kuti Shakara
Fever Ray Radical Romantics
Flipper Gone Fishin'
Flipper Sex Bomb, Baby!
Foetus Hide
Foetus Ramrod
Foster the People Torches
Foster the People Supermodel
Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy
Frank Zappa Chunga's Revenge
Frank Zappa Studio Tan
Frank Zappa Thing-Fish
Frank Zappa Them or Us
Frank Zappa Bongo Fury
Frank Zappa Tinsel Town Rebellion
Funkadelic Funkadelic
Funkadelic Free Your Mind...And Your Ass Will Follow
Funkadelic America Eats Its Young
Gal Costa Legal
Gazelle Twin The Entire City
Goat Commune
Goat Headsoup
Godcaster Long Haired Locusts
Goldfrapp Black Cherry
Goldfrapp Supernature
Gong Flying Teapot
Gotye Like Drawing Blood
Hiatus Kaiyote Tawk Tomahawk
Holly Herndon PROTO
How to Destroy Angels Welcome Oblivion
How to Destroy Angels How To Destroy Angels
Iggy Pop The Idiot
Jack Stauber Shop: A Pop Opera
Jane's Addiction Jane's Addiction
Jane's Addiction Kettle Whistle
Janelle Monae Metropolis: The Chase Suite
Jenny Hval Classic Objects
Jerry Paper Big Pop for Chameleon World
Joe Meek I Hear a New World
Hard to believe that this was recorded in 1959. The opening track is amazing.
John Lennon John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band
John Lennon Imagine
Kate Bush Lionheart
King Crimson Islands
L7 The Beauty Process: Triple Platinum
L7 L7
Laddio Bolocko Strange Warmings of Laddio Bolocko
Laurie Anderson Big Science
Laurie Anderson Home of the Brave
Lavender Country Blackberry Rose
LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening
LCD Soundsystem LCD Soundsystem
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III
Mad Season Above
Massive Attack Ritual Spirit
Mazzy Star Still
Meat Puppets Mirage
Meat Puppets Huevos
Melody's Echo Chamber Unfold
Melody's Echo Chamber From Pink They Fell Into Blue
Melt-Banana Bambi's Dilemma
Mercury Rev Boces
Meshell Ndegeocello Plantation Lullabies
Ministry The Land of Rape and Honey
Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste
Ministry Early Trax
Minutemen The Punch Line
Mudhoney Boiled Beef and Rotting Teeth
Mudhoney Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge
Mudhoney Five Dollar Bob's Mock Cooter Stew
New Buffalo About Last Night
Nina Nastasia The Blackened Air
Nina Nastasia On Leaving
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile
Nine Inch Nails The Slip
Nine Inch Nails Hesitation Marks
Nine Inch Nails Not the Actual Events
Nine Inch Nails Add Violence
Pretty good... but that second half "The Background World" was meh. What is it trying to be a Tool filler song. Disgustipated 2.0?
Nine Inch Nails Bad Witch
Nirvana Nevermind
Nirvana Incesticide
of Montreal The Sunlandic Twins [Bonus EP]
Ohio Players Pain
Orchestre Tout Puissant Marcel Duchamp We're OK. But We're lost anyway.
Os Mutantes Jardim Elétrico
Parliament Motor Booty Affair
Patti Smith Radio Ethiopia
Patti Smith Easter
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother
Pink Floyd The Early Singles
Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets
Pixies Pixies (EP)
Pixies Complete B-Sides
PJ Harvey Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea
PJ Harvey The Hope Six Demolition Project
PJ Harvey and John Parish Dance Hall at Louse Point
Primus Antipop
Primus Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People
Primus The Desaturating Seven
R.E.M. Out of Time
R.E.M. Fables of the Reconstruction
R.E.M. New Adventures in Hi-Fi
Radiohead The Bends
Radiohead Hail to the Thief
Radiohead In Rainbows Disk 2
Radiohead Airbag/How Am I Driving?
Radiohead No Surprises/Running From Demons
Radiohead My Iron Lung
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool
I prepared for the worst and it ended up being pretty decent. Not top 5 Radiohead though...
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles
Rapeman Two Nuns and a Pack Mule
Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication
Red Krayola God Bless the Red Krayola and All Who Sail With It
While it's entertaining, the concept is so much weaker than The Parable of Arable Land and half of the songs are just them fucking around...
Robert Wyatt The End of an Ear
Robovine The Hinterland
Shuggie Otis Freedom Flight
Shuggie Otis Inspiration Information
Silver Apples Contact
Sister Irene O'Connor Fire of God's Love
Sly and The Family Stone Dance To The Music
Sonic Youth Confusion Is Sex
Sonic Youth Evol
Sonic Youth Bad Moon Rising
Soundgarden Ultramega OK
Soundgarden King Animal
Soundgarden Echo of Miles: Scattered Tracks Across the Path
Stanley Clarke Stanley Clarke
Stereolab Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements
Stevie Wonder Journey Through The Secret Life Of Plants
Stone Temple Pilots Core
Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop
Stone Temple Pilots No. 4
System of a Down Toxicity
System of a Down Steal This Album!
Talking Heads Talking Heads: 77
Talking Heads Little Creatures
The Beach Boys The Smile Sessions
The Beach Boys Friends
The Beach Boys 20/20
The Beatles Let It Be… Naked
The Beatles Help!
The Beatles Let It Be
The Beta Band The Patty Patty Sound
The Beta Band Hot Shots II
The Clifford Gilberto Rhythm Combination I Was Young and I Needed The Money
Smooth like butter, fun, creative, but also often homogenous.

Certainly an artist I'd play for other people, but not one I'd listen to on my own.
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I
The Doors The Soft Parade
The Doors Morrison Hotel
The Jesus Lizard Pure
The Jesus Lizard Head
The Kinks Low Budget
The Knife The Knife
The Knife Tomorrow, In a Year
The Knife Deep Cuts
The Mothers of Invention Uncle Meat
The Normal T.V.O.D. / Warm Leatherette
The Police Reggatta de Blanc
The Police Ghost in the Machine
The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.
The Rolling Stones Goats Head Soup
The Smashing Pumpkins Pisces Iscariot
The Smashing Pumpkins The Aeroplane Flies High
The Velvet Underground VU
The White Stripes De Stijl
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan
The White Stripes Icky Thump
The Zombies Begin Here
They Might Be Giants Lincoln
They Might Be Giants Apollo 18
Thinking Fellers Local 282 I Hope It Lands
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Mother of All Saints
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Tangle
Thundercat Drunk
Thundercat It Is What It Is
Thundercat The Golden Age Of Apocalypse
Tom Waits Franks Wild Years
Tom Waits The Black Rider
Tom Waits Blood Money
Tragic Mulatto Judo For The Blind
Tubeway Army Tubeway Army
Unknown Mortal Orchestra II
Vampire Rodents Lullaby Land
Not my new favorite band or anything, but I'm still thoroughly impressed.
Van Morrison His Band and the Street Choir
Ween 12 Golden Country Greats
Ween The Pod
Ween White Pepper
Ween Shinola, Vol. 1
Ween Friends
Ween La Cucaracha
Wilco Being There
Wilco A Ghost Is Born
Wilco Sky Blue Sky
William Onyeabor Crashes In Love
Yo La Tengo I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One
Yo La Tengo Painful
Z-Rock Hawaii Z-Rock Hawaii
Ween and Boredoms sure make a weird match. Noisy, crazy, strange, and fun. Recommended to any fan of either band. Hey, I might try to get into Boredoms because of this album and I already love Ween haha.
Zounds La Vache Qui Rit

3.0 good
Alien Tango Kinda Happy, Kinda Sad
Aoki Takamasa + Tujiko Noriko 28
Atoms for Peace Amok
Audioslave Audioslave
B.J. Snowden Life In The USA And Canada
She's a great piano player surprisingly, but her voice is so lol. Good thing this album had a few instrumentals.
Beck Colors
This is prime 3.5-4 territory. Catchy pop songs that reflect Beck's personality, but are ultimately rshallow. It's exactly what he meant to make and it's more than listenable, it's damn fun, but it's rnothing too original. It's easy on the ears too.
Beck One Foot In The Grave
Beck Morning Phase
Beltaine Rockhill
Black Dice Beaches and Canyons
Black Midi Schlagenheim
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!
bloodthirsty butchers kocorono
Blur 13
Butthole Surfers Cream Corn From the Socket of Davis
Caroliner I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
No, seriously, what the fuck is this? Industrial bluegrass? Music from hell? Satan's own personal
band? Kind or enjoyable actually, except for the closer.
Chrome Half Machine Lip Moves
Tried this twice and my biggest gripe is that despite the aesthetic being perfect, there's like 0 songwriting on most of
these songs. "T.V. as Eyes" is about all I can take away from this. The way it ends abruptly is a bummer too. Not for me,
but I respect some of the ideas here A LOT. If you like structureless industrial-tinged post-punk, this is for you.
Ciccone Youth The Whitey Album
Coil Gold Is The Metal (With The Broadest Shoulders)
Kind of like a compilation that has remixes of songs from Horse Rotorvator, but also plenty of originals. It's far weirder than both Scatology and Horse Rotorvator and more instrumental as well (only 2 songs on the entire album have consistent lyrics.) The tracks with the string sections were really pretty as well. Would recommend, but only after someone had checked Horse Rotorvator first.
Cornelius Fantasma
Darkside Psychic
David Bowie Let's Dance
David Bowie Outside
Dead Can Dance The Serpent's Egg
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Dennis Wilson Pacific Ocean Blue
"Dreamer", "You and I", and "Farewell My Friend" were the best on here. The album was very
depressing and it set that mood very effectively. Though honestly, I had some problems with it. The
flow was awkward (some transitions made absolutely no sense in a distracting way) and most of the
tracks on here just reminded me of generic 70s radio rock. None of the individual tracks on here were
bad by themselves, but this is definitely not my kind of thing as a whole.
Diamanda Galas The Divine Punishment
As much as I respect her for making this (it's part of a trilogy about raising the awareness of the AIDS
epidemic,) I can't say I enjoyed more than a few minutes. Each track was interesting at first, but
eventually just felt never ending. Not my thing, but very respectable.
Diet Moon The Keller Project 2
Dinosaur Jr. Without a Sound
Dinosaur Jr. Hand It Over
DJ Krush Meiso
Dr. John Babylon
Fantomas Delìrium Còrdia
Fiona Apple Tidal
Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel...
Foetus Deaf
Foetus Thaw
Foetus Gash
Foetus Custom Built For Capitalism
Frank Zappa The Man from Utopia
Frank Zappa Frank Zappa Meets the Mothers of Prevention
Frank Zappa Broadway the Hard Way
Frank Zappa Does Humor Belong in Music?
Frank Zappa Dance Me This
Gary Numan Telekon
Bad first impression aisde: this is still much worse than The Pleasure Principle. 3/5
works now that I've heard it like 5 times.
Georgie Sweet Misunderstood
Get Well Soon The Scarlet Beast O'seven Heads
I like this, but it needs a relisten... and a review!

[EDIT] after 3 listens, I don't think I'll be revisiting this. Not bad still. "Disney" is the best here.
Gezan with Million Wish Collective Anochi
Hole Celebrity Skin
Hole My Body, The Hand Grenade
How to Destroy Angels An Omen
Idiot Flesh The Nothing Show
Jack White Blunderbuss
Jefferson Airplane Surrealistic Pillow
John Lennon Some Time in New York City
Jukka Nousiainen Jukka Nousiainen
Komar, Melamid and Dave Soldier People's Choice Music
L'Rain L'Rain
L'Rain Fatigue
L7 Scatter The Rats
I don't get why Scatter the Rats is so fucking boring. "Dispatch From Mar-a-Lago" was full of
energy and awesome and "I Came Back to Bitch" was pretty great too and those were only from 2
and 1 years ago. Where's the energetic, rough and tumble band I love? "Garbage Truck" and "Cool
About Easy" are the best here and then they're not like that amazing. Still good enough for a 3
LCD Soundsystem American Dream
Love Love
Massive Attack Heligoland
Meat Puppets In a Car
Meat Puppets Monsters
Melody's Echo Chamber Melody's Echo Chamber
Mercury Rev Deserter's Songs
Ministry Filth Pig
Mother Love Bone Apple
Mother Love Bone Shine
Mudhoney Piece Of Cake
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York
Oysterhead The Grand Pecking Order
Pearl Jam Ten
Peeping Tom Peeping Tom
Philip Glass Glassworks
Pink Floyd The Wall
Pink Floyd More
Pink Floyd Ummagumma
PJ Harvey Uh Huh Her
Primus The Brown Album
R.E.M. Up
Radiohead COM LAG (2plus2isfive)
Rapeman Budd
Rapeman Inki's Butt Crack b/w Song Number One
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way
Robert Rental and The Normal Live West Runton Pavilion 6/3/79
Santana Abraxas
Santana Santana III
Shira Small The Line of Time and the Plane of Now
Silver Apples The Garden
Sonic Youth Kill Yr Idols
Sonic Youth Experimental Jet Set, Trash, and No Star
Soundgarden Louder Than Love
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space
Standish/Carlyon Deleted Scenes
I really liked "Subliminally" a lot, but the rest of this didn't really stand out to me even after 4 listens.
Nothing on here was poorly made though. Decent album.
Stevie Wonder Music of My Mind
Stevie Wonder In Square Circle
70s Stevie is a forced to be reckoned with.

80s Stevie is just going through the motions...
Sublime Robbin' the Hood
Submotion Orchestra Fragments
Talking Heads True Stories
Thank You Scientist Maps of Non-Existent Places
The Avalanches Wildflower
I'm settling this with a weak 3.5, Stepkids is wonderful, Because I'm Me, Frankie Sinatra, and If
I Was a Folkstar were all really good, and Saturday Night Inside Out was decent for an Electricity
copycat. rThe rest ranges from good to boring to terrible like The Noisy Eater (I really liked it
at first for being crazy and weird, but that wore off eventually.)
The Avalanches We Will Always Love You
The Beach Boys Wild Honey
The Beatles Yellow Submarine
The Beatles Yellow Submarine Soundtrack
The Clifford Gilberto Rhythm Combination Deliver the Weird!
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
The Dismemberment Plan The Dismemberment Plan Is Terrified
The Enid Something Wicked This Way Comes
The Jesus Lizard Down
The Jesus Lizard Lash
The Kinks The Kink Kontroversy
The Kinks One for the Road
The Kinks Kwyet Kinks
The Mothers of Invention Cruising with Ruben & the Jets
The Mothers of Invention Burnt Weeny Sandwich
The Mothers of Invention Just Another Band from L.A.
The Mothers of Invention Fillmore East – June 1971
The Olivia Tremor Control The Giant Day
The Pogues If I Should Fall from Grace with God
The Police Zenyatta Mondatta
The Pop Group Y
The Pop Group For How Much Longer Do We Tolerate Mass Murder?
The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet
The Rolling Stones Emotional Rescue
The Rolling Stones Flowers
The Vaselines Son of a Gun
The White Stripes The White Stripes
Therion Secret of the Runes
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Lovelyville
Tool Ænima
Tracy Bonham The Burdens Of Being Upright
tUnE-yArDs Nikki Nack
Van Morrison Blowin' Your Mind
Violent Femmes Violent Femmes
Vulfpeck Thrill of the Arts
That last track is one of the most unnecessary things I've ever heard in my life.

"Back Pocket" still rules.

I might never visit this again, honestly.
Water From Your Eyes Everyone's Crushed
Weezer Weezer
Wilco A.M.
Yes Yes

2.5 average
A.G. Cook Radio Tank Mix
Anavae Parallel Dimensions
What happens when you randomly assign me a pop rock EP .
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam
Aphrodite's Child 666
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
Autechre Untilted
I might have too many emotions to enjoy this album. Maybe if I could remove limbic system and replace it with some wiring, I could love this album.
Beck Stereopathetic Soulmanure
Big Black Heartbeat
Bird's Eye Batang Flood Format
Only 2 songs have vocals and the rest of this is just abstract doodling. Not for me.
Bjork Volta
Bjork Biophilia
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy
Black Sabbath 13
Black Sabbath The End
Bonobo Migration
Brainiac The Predator Nominate
This is the definition of "alright." I love Brainiac so I checked it, but it really doesn't
warrant a 2nd listen. Just unfinished demos. RIP Tim Taylor
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports
Broken Social Scene You Forgot It in People
Burt Bacharach Living Together
Something Big is brilliant and the rest is meh. Lost Horizon was good too actually, not Something Big good, but good all the same.
Butthole Surfers Pioughd
Butthole Surfers Electriclarryland
Cabaret Voltaire Red Mecca
David Bowie David Bowie
David Bowie Tonight
Diet Moon Acclimation Hit
A friend of mine made this. Not exactly my thing, but maybe people who like hyperpop
might like it.
Diet Moon Lights
Diet Moon The Keller Project 3
Dr. Dog Easy Beat
The opener is awesome, but the rest of this just sounds uninspired. I love Beatles worship, but it seems like they're drawing from the same 2 McCartney songs over and over
Dr. John Remedies
Elastica Elastica
Epica The Holographic Principle
Ester Poly Wet
This is closer to a 3 than a 2. The singer mentions female sexual energy a lot and it's set to minimal midtempo punk guitars. However, she fails to say anything interesting despite having decent ingredients for a modern punk record.
Faith No More Introduce Yourself
Foetus Love
Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose
Frank Black Frank Black
Frank Black Teenager of the Year
Frank Zappa Orchestral Favorites
Frank Zappa Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar
Frank Zappa Boulez Conducts Zappa: The Perfect Stranger
Frank Zappa London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 1
Frank Zappa Francesco Zappa
Frank Zappa Civilization, Phaze III
Frank Zappa London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. II
Geese 3D Country
Goat Oh Death
A fairly strong start and an absolutely bland 2nd half
Goldfrapp Head First
Gotye Boardface
Grandaddy The Sophtware Slump
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest
Guava Tree Guava Tree EP
Hen Ogledd Free Humans
His Name Is Alive Livonia
The instrumental is as compelling as it is simple, the vocals are very Snow White, but a lot of it ends up running together after a while. "If July" is the big takeaway. The 2nd E-Nicolle has some cool parts too
Iggy Pop New Values
Janelle Monae The Age of Pleasure
Jobriath Jobriath
John Lennon Walls and Bridges
John Lennon Double Fantasy
John Lennon Milk and Honey
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny
Julee Cruise The Voice of Love
Kate Bush The Red Shoes
Kishi Bashi Lighght
Klaatu 3:47 Est
This is like arena rock-ELO. Who the hell thought that this was secretly The Beatles?
Kraftwerk Trans-Europe Express
Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence
Led Zeppelin Coda
Lemon Demon Nature Tapes
The Good: "Two Trucks" is brilliant. It's a super silly and musically catchy song that uses the
absurd idea of truck sex to goof on American masculinity. Obviously "BRODYQUEST" rules. It's
very simple, but it manages to work as a silly robotic dance jam. Finally, "A Mask of My Own Face"
is super interesting with its themes of escapism, even if musically it's kinda forgettable.

The Okay: "Really Cool Wig" is about Neil dreaming he's awesome because of some wig and he
makes out with Mos Def or something. "Jaws" legit just poorly explains the plot to Jaws and reads
like fan fiction. Both songs had one line in them that made me smile, but that's pretty bad for
what's supposed to be comedy music. In contrast, "My Trains" was musically engaging, but
lyrically felt super try-hard.

The Bad: "Everybody Loves Raymond" and the bonus track "Goosebumps." Both were just lists of
shoehorned references to sitcom names and Goosebumps book titles. Listing pop culture
references and not doing anything else with them really is annoying. Oh yeah, the other bonus
track "Sexy DVD" felt like a pointless interlude, so yeah that one sucks too.

This has like 2 1/2 goods songs on a 7 song EP (9 if you count the bonus tracks.)
Meat Puppets Meat Puppets
Metallica Ride the Lightning
MGMT Oracular Spectacular
Mild High Club Skiptracing
Soulless with weak vocals. How does this have more fans than Jerry Paper? That's like this, but interesting with good vocals.
Minus the Bear Highly Refined Pirates
Miserable Chillers Audience of Summer
Mudhoney Tomorrow Hit Today
Muse Showbiz
Muse Black Holes & Revelations
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts V: Together
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts VI: Locusts
Parliament Gloryhallastoopid
There's nothing terrible on this one, but it does feel uninspired compared to their previous 5 albums...
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Pearl Jam Vs.
Pearl Jam Vitalogy
Perfume Genius No Shape
PJ Harvey 4 Track Demos
Pulgas Open to Most Things
The opener rules, but the rest of this just feels so aimless. Very original, but aimless.
Pulp Different Class
R.E.M. Reveal
Radiohead Pablo Honey
Radiohead Itch
Radiohead Drill
Robert Wyatt Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard
Rock Bottom is one of my strongest 5s, so why is the followup to that so damn uninspired sounding?
Screaming Trees Sweet Oblivion
Shocking Blue At Home
Silk Sonic An Evening with Silk Sonic
How the fuck is a funk album featuring Bootsy Collins on 4 tracks so boring with the bass?
Oh, cuz they didn't ask Bootsy to do the bass. Apparently, Bootsy Collins is just a meme for
his voice now.

The rest of this is just Bruno's typical R&B style with some nostalgia disco thrown in.
Seriously, what's so special about this? Bland lyrics, boring predictable grooves, and a
weirdly short run time. Yet it has a higher average than D'Angelo's Black Messiah? I can't
help but to hate this.

Fine, it's not awful. A 2.5/5 works. 5/5 for marketing though, this was advertised as
transcendent. Is a little ingenuity in funk too much to ask?
Strawberry Switchblade Strawberry Switchblade
Talking Heads Naked
The Beatles Please Please Me
The Beatles With the Beatles
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles Beatles for Sale
The Beatles Love
The Breaks Inc. Low Places EP
An acquaintance told me to listen to this. It sounds like it came out in 1972, but is
from 2020. It's not bad or anything, just completely unremarkable.
The Bunny Gang Thrive
The Cars Panorama
The Enid In The Region of the Summer Stars
The Enid Aerie Faerie Nonsense
The Homopolice Fuck Entertainment
Sorry Sach, this didn't do anything for me.
The Knife Hanna Med H Soundtrack
The Mekons Fear And Whiskey
The Rolling Stones Aftermath
The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers
The Rolling Stones Out of Our Heads
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina/The Machines of God
The Smashing Pumpkins Oceania
The Smashing Pumpkins Shiny and Oh So Bright, Vol. 1
Probably my favorite of theirs since Machina 1 actually, so it's a step in the right direction. "Solara" and "Alienation" were legit good songs. Most of this is still pretty bland though and "Marchin' On" is just a joykill.
The Smile A Light For Attracting Attention
The Vaselines Dum-Dum
The Velvet Underground Loaded
The Velvet Underground Squeeze
The Zombies R.I.P.
Odessey and Oracle is a very strong 5/5!

This however is incredibly uninspired and forgettable. "Girl Help Me" is the only song that's even
worth a listen honestly. No wonder it took them decades to officially release this, no one cared
enough about it. Maybe it's called R.I.P. because it would have killed their career if it was released
back in 1969.
Tool 10,000 Days
Trevor Jones and David Bowie Labyrinth
This album contains Magic Dance and forgettable fluff.
U.S. Maple Sang Phat Editor
This really grew off me after a few listens. It has so much less personality than Long Hair in Three
Uranium Club All Of Them Naturals
Ween Craters of the Sac
Weezer Pinkerton
Weezer The Green Album
Weezer Maladroit
Wilson Tanner 69
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans
Yes Relayer
Yves Tumor Safe in the Hands of Love

2.0 poor
Black Midi Cavalcade
A bad attempt at trying to modernize King Crimson.

Both singers voices managed to get worse on here than Schlagenheim.

Hogwash and Balderdash, despite the terrible name, is the best thing on here, though Slow
is also decent.
Bush Sixteen Stone
Candy Claws Ceres And Calypso In The Deep Time
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Bluejeans and Moonbeams
"Rock 'n Roll's Evil Doll" might be one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Fuck. rThe album isn't as bad as Unconditionally, but that isn't saying much.
Creedence Clearwater Revival Mardi Gras
Such a lack of enthusiasm on this album. And Doug Clifford's voice is fucking terrible. Stu Cook
sounds surprisingly okay, but nothing special. John Fogerty seems so out of it. Yep, this sucks.

"Sweet Hitch-Hiker" is the best thing on here quite easily.
David Bowie Never Let Me Down
Faith No More We Care a Lot
Foetus Soak
Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy Primordial
Frank Zappa 200 Motels
It sounds so dated and unfocused. One of Zappa's worst for sure. Don't even get me started on the movie...
Frank Zappa Guitar
Frank Zappa Trance-Fusion
Glassmanet Glassplanet
Jack White Lazaretto
I originally had this at a 3, but upon further listens it just got more and more underwhelming. "High Ball Stepper" is cool, that's about it.
Janelle Monae Dirty Computer
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
Kate Bush Director's Cut
Kiran Leonard Grapefruit
All of the 7+ minute long songs overstayed their welcome by at least 3 minutes. As for the shorter
songs, they failed to leave any impression at all. Not to mention that the singer's voice lacked any
conviction or passion. Even when when he screamed, his voice remained oddly tame. Is this really
even experimental anyway? It's more like well orchestrated indie rock that's all over the place without
reaching any actual destination. So much is going on, but none of it is really all that unique or
interesting. A 2/5 makes the most sense here.
L7 Slap-Happy
Laurie Anderson Strange Angels
This is very far from being 1, but at the same time, I enjoyed only about 20 seconds of this 46-minute album. Almost everything that makes Anderson special is missing, with her wit only occasionally showing up. It's generic adult contemporary pop most of the time.
Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe
Mercury Rev All Is Dream
Mr. Bungle The Raging Wrath Of The Easter Bunny
I don't like thrash, but I do like Mr. Bungle's first studio 3 releases. This was
disappointing, but I suppose it wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard.
My Bloody Valentine Loveless
Passion Pit Gossamer
Pink Floyd The Final Cut
Pixies Indie Cindy
Pixies EP3
Pixies Head Carrier
"I'm going down the drain again" "What a waste of talent." These are actual lyrics from the album. It's
like Black Francis knew this album was going to be shit. And don't even get me started on the
awkward Where is My Mind-esque guitar line on "All I Think About You."
Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You
Steve Forbert Little Stevie Orbit
Stevie Wonder The Woman In Red
Wow this sucks. Maybe this is why some people think Stevie Wonder is mom music... "I Just Called to Say I Love You" is way worse than I remember. Somehow "Moments Aren't Moments" is easily the best song on here, and that one doesn't even feature Stevie Wonder. Check his 1971-1982 stuff, all of it destroys this.
System of a Down Mezmerize
System of a Down Hypnotize
Tame Impala Innerspeaker
The GTOs Permanent Damage
Cool concept about groupies in the 60s, but at the same time, this has like no replay value. So
boring. It's like listening to a documentary disguised as an album.
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute
The Olivia Tremor Control Explanation II: Instrumental Themes and Dream Sequences
The Rolling Stones It's Only Rock 'n' Roll
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina II/The Friends & Enemies of Modern Music
The Smashing Pumpkins Monuments to an Elegy
Todd Terje It's Album Time
Various Artists Rogue's Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs, and Ch
Yeah it has Lou Reed, Sting, and John C. Reiley twice on it, but man this is boring once the
novelty wears off like 5 tracks in. For every cool track like "Fire Down Below" or "One
Spring Morning" here's an absolutely terrible track like "Good Ship Venus" or "Little Boy
Weezer Make Believe
Yes Going for the One

1.5 very poor
Buddy Mercury Buddy Mercury Sings the Blues
As cute and funny as it is utterly pointless and grating. I have a soft spot for beagles
since I grew up with one, so I don't want to give this stupid thing a 1.
Butthole Surfers Weird Revolution
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Unconditionally Guaranteed
Every song on here is boring, flat, and tired sounding except for "Lazy Music." Ironically, it's the least lazy sounding one on the entire album.
Chief Keef Back From The Dead 2
Ryus made me listen to this for winning my competition thing. Forgive me for my rating. It's
not a 1 because I only 1 albums that feel like torture. Production was cool occasionally,
everything else is just not for me.
Dan Deacon Meetle Mice
Great ideas coupled with headache inducing production and repetitiveness make this a huge waste of potential. "Drinking Out of Cups" is obviously classic, "Thats a Nice Shirt (Dad)", "I'm So Gay with the Boner", and "I Have AIDS" are pretty fun and hilarious, and "Aw Ah Ah Ah (Party Cakes)" is somehow leagues above the rest of the highlights to point where I'd say it's perfect. However, everything else on here makes me feel like taking some ibuprofen. Also fuck the track that was just an annoying glitchy Aerosmith sampling, I want my 5 1/2 minutes back from that one.
Hampton The Hampster Hampsterdance the Album
Holly Herndon Car
The 3:30-5:00 mark of Side A felt promising, but most of this is just zzzzz. It could have been a comprehensive sound of
a car accident abstracted, but instead it just felt random like improv noise.
John Lennon Wedding Album
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster
Lady Gaga The Fame
Ministry With Sympathy
Perspectives Stay For Those Who Care
Pixies EP1
Pixies EP2
Soundgarden Fopp
The Prodigy Experience
The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist

1.0 awful
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I only checked this because a good friend of mine is obsessed with it. "I Need Help Immediately"
was actually okay, and "Ringtone" seems like it could be good if the right person covered it, but
yeah I hate this. I gave it a genuine shot though.
John Lennon Unfinished Music No.1: Two Virgins
John Lennon Unfinished Music No.2: Life with the Lions
Kanye West Yeezus
Kidz Bop Kidz Kidz Bop 40
User Lord(e)Po)))ts chose this for me to listen to by winning my Umbrella comp thing.
It's very bad. Especially the songs sang by German children at the end. "U.S.A." is sang
by Japanese Children and a total bad fever dream.

Still better than Yeezus by Kanye West somehow.
Lady Gaga Born This Way

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