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100 Gecs 1000 gecs1.0
I only checked this because a good friend of mine is obsessed with it. "I Need Help Immediately"
was actually okay, and "Ringtone" seems like it could be good if the right person covered it, but
yeah I hate this. I gave it a genuine shot though.
4 Bonjour's Parties Okapi Horn4.5
Maximalist, gorgeous, memorable, weird, and original. What more could a guy ask for?
4 Bonjour's Parties Pigments Drift Down to the Brook3.5
A.G. Cook Radio Tank Mix2.5
Alice in Chains Facelift3.5
Alice in Chains Alice in Chains4.0
Alice in Chains Dirt4.0
Alice in Chains Jar of Flies4.5
Alice in Chains Sap4.5
Alien Tango Kinda Happy, Kinda Sad3.0
An Pierle and White Velvet An Pierle and White Velvet3.5
Anavae Parallel Dimensions2.5
What happens when you randomly assign me a pop rock EP .
Angelo Badalamenti Twin Peaks4.5
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam2.5
Aoki Takamasa + Tujiko Noriko 283.0
Aphex Twin Windowlicker3.5
Aphrodite's Child 6662.5
ARTHUR Woof Woof3.5
What if Larry the Cucumber sang hypnagogic pop and it was good?
ARTHUR Hair of the Dog4.0
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command2.5
Atoms for Peace Amok3.0
Audioslave Audioslave3.0
Autechre Untilted2.5
I might have too many emotions to enjoy this album. Maybe if I could remove limbic system and replace it with some wiring, I could love this album.
B.J. Snowden Life In The USA And Canada3.0
She's a great piano player surprisingly, but her voice is so lol. Good thing this album had a few instrumentals.
Baths Obsidian4.0
Baths Cerulean5.0
Baths The Nothing/Nightly, Daily4.0
Baths Ocean Death3.5
Baths Romaplasm3.5
A lot of this was boring, but a couple of songs like "Human Bog," "Out," and "Wilt" made it all worth while.rEdit: it's a huge grower. "Extrasolar" is catchy pop goodness.
Beck Mellow Gold3.5
Beck Odelay5.0
Beck Mutations4.0
Beck Stereopathetic Soulmanure2.5
Beck Modern Guilt4.5
Beck Guero4.0
Beck Midnite Vultures4.0
Beck Sea Change4.5
Beck Colors3.0
This is prime 3.5-4 territory. Catchy pop songs that reflect Beck's personality, but are ultimately rshallow. It's exactly what he meant to make and it's more than listenable, it's damn fun, but it's rnothing too original. It's easy on the ears too.
Beck One Foot In The Grave3.0
Beck The Information3.5
Beck Morning Phase3.0
Beltaine Rockhill3.0
Betty Davis They Say I'm Different4.5
Betty Davis Betty Davis4.0
Betty Davis Nasty Gal3.5
Big Black Lungs3.5
Big Black Bulldozer3.5
Big Black Racer-X4.5
This EP is the best thing Big Black has ever done (Songs About Fucking comes close) Seriously, more people
need to listen to this.
Big Black Headache3.5
Big Black Heartbeat2.5
Big Black Songs About Fucking4.5
Big Black Atomizer4.0
Bird's Eye Batang Flood Format2.5
Only 2 songs have vocals and the rest of this is just abstract doodling. Not for me.
Bjork Homogenic4.5
Bjork Post4.0
Bjork Selmasongs3.5
Bjork Debut3.5
Bjork Vespertine4.5
Bjork Medulla4.0
Bjork Volta2.5
Bjork Biophilia2.5
Black Dice Beaches and Canyons3.0
Black Midi Schlagenheim3.0
Black Midi Cavalcade2.0
A bad attempt at trying to modernize King Crimson.

Both singers voices managed to get worse on here than Schlagenheim.

Hogwash and Balderdash, despite the terrible name, is the best thing on here, though Slow
is also decent.
Black Moth Super Rainbow Dandelion Gum4.0
Black Moth Super Rainbow Start A People3.5
Black Sabbath Black Sabbath4.0
Black Sabbath Paranoid4.5
Black Sabbath Master of Reality4.5
Black Sabbath Vol. 43.5
Black Sabbath Sabotage4.5
Black Sabbath Sabbath Bloody Sabbath3.5
Black Sabbath Technical Ecstasy2.5
Black Sabbath Never Say Die!3.0
Black Sabbath 132.5
Black Sabbath The End2.5
Blonde Redhead Misery is a Butterfly4.5
Blonde Redhead Fake Can Be Just As Good4.0
Blonde Redhead 234.0
Blonde Redhead Sit Down for Dinner3.5
bloodthirsty butchers kocorono3.0
Blur Parklife3.5
Blur Blur3.5
Blur 133.0
Bonobo Days To Come4.0
Bonobo Migration2.5
Boredoms Chocolate Synthesizer4.0
Why do I like annoying music so much?

Seriously though, albums like these make me smile.
Boredoms Pop Tatari3.5
Boredoms Super Ae4.5
Bound & Gagged Bound & Gagged4.0
Brainiac Bonsai Superstar5.0
Brainiac Hissing Prigs in Static Couture4.5
Brainiac Smack Bunny Baby4.0
Brainiac Electro-Shock for President3.5
Brainiac Internationale4.0
Brainiac The Predator Nominate2.5
This is the definition of "alright." I love Brainiac so I checked it, but it really doesn't
warrant a 2nd listen. Just unfinished demos. RIP Tim Taylor
Brian Eno Ambient 1: Music For Airports2.5
Brian Eno Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)4.0
Brian Eno Here Come the Warm Jets4.0
Brian Eno Another Green World3.5
Brian Eno Before and After Science4.0
Broadcast Tender Buttons4.0
Broadcast The Noise Made by People4.5
Broadcast Haha Sound3.5
Broken Social Scene You Forgot It in People2.5
Bruce Haack Haackula3.5
Bruce Haack The Electric Lucifer4.0
What the fuck did I just listen to and why was it so good? It was like electronic satanic children's music mixed rwith We're Only in It for the Money?
Bruno Pernadas Private Reasons4.0
Bruno Pernadas Those Who Throw Objects at the Crocodiles...4.0
Bruno Pernadas How Can We Be Joyful in a World Full of Knowledge?3.5
Buddy Mercury Buddy Mercury Sings the Blues1.5
As cute and funny as it is utterly pointless and grating. I have a soft spot for beagles
since I grew up with one, so I don't want to give this stupid thing a 1.
Burt Bacharach Living Together2.5
Something Big is brilliant and the rest is meh. Lost Horizon was good too actually, not Something Big good, but good all the same.
Bush Sixteen Stone2.0
Butthole Surfers Butthole Surfers4.5
Butthole Surfers Cream Corn From the Socket of Davis3.0
Butthole Surfers Rembrandt Pussyhorse4.0
Butthole Surfers Locust Abortion Technician3.5
Butthole Surfers Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac4.5
Butthole Surfers Hairway to Steven3.5
Butthole Surfers Widowermaker4.5
Butthole Surfers Pioughd2.5
Butthole Surfers Independent Worm Saloon3.5
Butthole Surfers Electriclarryland2.5
Butthole Surfers Weird Revolution1.5
Cabaret Voltaire Micro-Phonies4.0
Cabaret Voltaire Red Mecca2.5
Caetano Veloso Caetano Veloso [Tropicália]4.5
Caetano Veloso Caetano Veloso3.5
Caetano Veloso Caetano Veloso (1971)4.5
Camel Mirage4.5
Camel Moonmadness3.5
Camel The Snow Goose3.5
Camel Camel3.5
Can Ege Bamyasi4.0
Can Tago Mago5.0
Can Future Days4.5
Can Monster Movie3.5
Can Soundtracks3.5
Can Delay 19683.5
Not amazing, not terrible, just okay. Kind of happy that Monster Movie was their official debut since it's better.
Can Soon Over Babaluma3.5
Less experimental than their stuff with Damo, but it definitely had its highlights, especially Dizzy Dizzy.
Candy Claws Ceres And Calypso In The Deep Time2.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Safe As Milk4.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Trout Mask Replica4.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Strictly Personal3.5
Pretty good album. Not his best. "Trust Us" and "On Tomorrow" are total highlights.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Lick My Decals Off, Baby3.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band The Legendary A&M Sessions4.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Mirror Man4.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band The Spotlight Kid3.5
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)4.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Clear Spot4.0
Beefheart's trying so hard to be commercial that it's kind of impressive, too bad that he's way better as being weird as fuck.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Unconditionally Guaranteed1.5
Every song on here is boring, flat, and tired sounding except for "Lazy Music." Ironically, it's the least lazy sounding one on the entire album.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Bluejeans and Moonbeams2.0
"Rock 'n Roll's Evil Doll" might be one of the worst songs I've ever heard. Fuck. rThe album isn't as bad as Unconditionally, but that isn't saying much.
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Doc at the Radar Station4.0
Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band Ice Cream for Crow4.5
Caroliner I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood3.0
No, seriously, what the fuck is this? Industrial bluegrass? Music from hell? Satan's own personal
band? Kind or enjoyable actually, except for the closer.
Casualties of Cool Casualties of Cool3.5
Chief Keef Back From The Dead 21.5
Ryus made me listen to this for winning my competition thing. Forgive me for my rating. It's
not a 1 because I only 1 albums that feel like torture. Production was cool occasionally,
everything else is just not for me.
Chrome Half Machine Lip Moves3.0
Tried this twice and my biggest gripe is that despite the aesthetic being perfect, there's like 0 songwriting on most of
these songs. "T.V. as Eyes" is about all I can take away from this. The way it ends abruptly is a bummer too. Not for me,
but I respect some of the ideas here A LOT. If you like structureless industrial-tinged post-punk, this is for you.
Ciccone Youth The Whitey Album3.0
Cocteau Twins Treasure5.0
Cocteau Twins Blue Bell Knoll4.5
Cocteau Twins Heaven or Las Vegas4.5
Cocteau Twins Victorialand3.5
Cocteau Twins The Spangle Maker4.0
Cocteau Twins Head Over Heels4.5
Cocteau Twins Love's Easy Tears4.0
Cocteau Twins Garlands3.5
Coil Horse Rotorvator4.0
Coil Scatology4.0
Coil Gold Is The Metal (With The Broadest Shoulders)3.0
Kind of like a compilation that has remixes of songs from Horse Rotorvator, but also plenty of originals. It's far weirder than both Scatology and Horse Rotorvator and more instrumental as well (only 2 songs on the entire album have consistent lyrics.) The tracks with the string sections were really pretty as well. Would recommend, but only after someone had checked Horse Rotorvator first.
Coil The Ape Of Naples3.5
Coil Love's Secret Domain4.5
Coil Stolen And Contaminated Songs3.5
Coil Musick To Play In The Dark4.0
Coil Musick To Play In The Dark 24.0
Comus First Utterance4.0
Connan Mockasin Forever Dolphin Love4.0
Cornelius Fantasma3.0
Crass Penis Envy5.0
Crass The Feeding of the 50003.5
Crass Stations of the Crass4.0
Crass Christ: The Album4.0
Crass Yes Sir, I Will4.5
Creedence Clearwater Revival Mardi Gras2.0
Such a lack of enthusiasm on this album. And Doug Clifford's voice is fucking terrible. Stu Cook
sounds surprisingly okay, but nothing special. John Fogerty seems so out of it. Yep, this sucks.

"Sweet Hitch-Hiker" is the best thing on here quite easily.
Creedence Clearwater Revival Bayou Country3.5
Creedence Clearwater Revival Green River5.0
Creedence Clearwater Revival Willy and the Poor Boys4.0
Creedence Clearwater Revival Cosmo's Factory4.0
Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence Clearwater Revival3.5
Creedence Clearwater Revival Pendulum4.0
My opinion on this changed. It's great. It's probably their 4th best.
Crumb (USA-NY) Ice Melt3.5
Crumb (USA-NY) Jinx3.5
Crumb (USA-NY) Crumb4.5
Crumb (USA-NY) Locket4.0
Curtis Mayfield Superfly4.5
Curtis Mayfield Curtis4.0
Curtis Mayfield Roots3.5
Cymande Promised Heights4.0
Cymande Cymande4.0
Cymande Second Time Round4.0
D'Angelo Black Messiah4.5
D'Angelo Voodoo3.5
D'Angelo Brown Sugar4.0
Dan Deacon Meetle Mice1.5
Great ideas coupled with headache inducing production and repetitiveness make this a huge waste of potential. "Drinking Out of Cups" is obviously classic, "Thats a Nice Shirt (Dad)", "I'm So Gay with the Boner", and "I Have AIDS" are pretty fun and hilarious, and "Aw Ah Ah Ah (Party Cakes)" is somehow leagues above the rest of the highlights to point where I'd say it's perfect. However, everything else on here makes me feel like taking some ibuprofen. Also fuck the track that was just an annoying glitchy Aerosmith sampling, I want my 5 1/2 minutes back from that one.
Darkside Psychic3.0
David Bowie David Bowie2.5
David Bowie Space Oddity3.5
David Bowie The Man Who Sold the World4.0
David Bowie Hunky Dory4.5
David Bowie The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars4.5
David Bowie Aladdin Sane4.0
David Bowie Young Americans4.0
David Bowie Station to Station5.0
David Bowie Diamond Dogs3.5
David Bowie Low4.0
David Bowie "Heroes"4.5
David Bowie Lodger4.5
David Bowie Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps)5.0
David Bowie Let's Dance3.0
David Bowie Blackstar4.0
David Bowie Tonight2.5
David Bowie Outside3.0
David Bowie The Next Day3.5
David Bowie Never Let Me Down2.0
David Bowie Earthling4.0
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun5.0
Dead Can Dance Spleen and Ideal3.5
Dead Can Dance Dead Can Dance3.5
Dead Can Dance Garden of the Arcane Delights3.5
Dead Can Dance The Serpent's Egg3.0
Dead Can Dance Aion3.5
Dead Can Dance Into the Labyrinth4.0
Dead Kennedys Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables3.0
Deerhoof Apple O'3.5
Deerhoof Milk Man4.0
Deerhoof The Runners Four4.5
Deerhoof Friend Opportunity4.0
Deerhunter Turn It Up Faggot4.0
Legit, why does this have a 2.8 average? This is full of fun noisy jams.
Deerhunter Cryptograms3.5
Deerhunter Halcyon Digest4.5
Deerhunter Microcastle4.0
Deerhunter Weird Era Cont.3.5
Deerhunter Fluorescent Grey4.0
Deerhunter Rainwater Cassette Exchange4.0
Deerhunter Monomania3.5
Dennis Wilson Pacific Ocean Blue3.0
"Dreamer", "You and I", and "Farewell My Friend" were the best on here. The album was very
depressing and it set that mood very effectively. Though honestly, I had some problems with it. The
flow was awkward (some transitions made absolutely no sense in a distracting way) and most of the
tracks on here just reminded me of generic 70s radio rock. None of the individual tracks on here were
bad by themselves, but this is definitely not my kind of thing as a whole.
Depeche Mode Black Celebration4.0
Depeche Mode Violator4.5
Depeche Mode Some Great Reward4.0
Depeche Mode Music for the Masses3.5
Depeche Mode Memento Mori3.5
Depeche Mode Songs of Faith and Devotion4.0
Diamanda Galas The Divine Punishment3.0
As much as I respect her for making this (it's part of a trilogy about raising the awareness of the AIDS
epidemic,) I can't say I enjoyed more than a few minutes. Each track was interesting at first, but
eventually just felt never ending. Not my thing, but very respectable.
Diet Moon Acclimation Hit2.5
A friend of mine made this. Not exactly my thing, but maybe people who like hyperpop
might like it.
Diet Moon Lights2.5
Diet Moon The Keller Project 23.0
Diet Moon The Keller Project 32.5
Dinosaur Jr. You're Living All Over Me4.5
Dinosaur Jr. Bug4.5
Dinosaur Jr. Green Mind4.0
Dinosaur Jr. Where You Been3.5
Dinosaur Jr. Without a Sound3.0
Dinosaur Jr. Whatever's Cool with Me4.0
Dinosaur Jr. Dinosaur3.5
Dinosaur Jr. Hand It Over3.0
Dinosaur Jr. Beyond3.5
Dinosaur Jr. Farm3.5
Dinosaur Jr. Sweep It Into Space3.5
Dinosaur Jr. I Bet on Sky3.5
Dirty Projectors Bitte Orca4.5
Dirty Projectors Swing Lo Magellan3.5
Dirty Projectors/Bjork Mount Wittenberg Orca4.5
DJ Krush Meiso3.0
DJ Shadow Endtroducing.....4.0
DJ Shadow The Private Press3.5
Donovan A Gift From A Flower To A Garden4.0
Disc 1 would be a 5, but Disc 2 is like a 3.5... so a 4 works
Donovan Sunshine Superman4.5
Donovan Mellow Yellow4.5
Doprah Wasting4.0
Good stuff. A noticeable amount of Portishead influence on here. The poppier tracks like Borderline
and Lucid Visions weren't really my thing, but most of the tracks, especially Subaeruginusa and
Stranger People, were great!
Dr. Dog Easy Beat2.5
The opener is awesome, but the rest of this just sounds uninspired. I love Beatles worship, but it seems like they're drawing from the same 2 McCartney songs over and over
Dr. John Gris-Gris4.5
Dr. John Babylon3.0
Dr. John Remedies2.5
Dr. John The Sun, Moon and Herbs3.5
“What if we gave the worst song on the album a reprise?” Overall, it’s good, but it’s no Gris-Gris.
Dr. John In the Right Place4.0
Dr. John Desitively Bonnaroo4.0
Dr. John Dr. John's Gumbo3.5
Eels Beautiful Freak3.5
Eels Electro-Shock Blues4.5
Elastica Elastica2.5
Elysian Fields Queen of the Meadow4.0
Elysian Fields Dreams That Breathe Your Name4.0
Epica The Holographic Principle2.5
Erykah Badu New Amerykah Pt. One: 4th World War4.5
Erykah Badu New Amerykah Part Two: Return of the Ankh4.0
Erykah Badu Baduizm4.0
Erykah Badu Mama's Gun4.0
Erykah Badu Worldwide Underground3.5
Ester Poly Wet2.5
This is closer to a 3 than a 2. The singer mentions female sexual energy a lot and it's set to minimal midtempo punk guitars. However, she fails to say anything interesting despite having decent ingredients for a modern punk record.
Faith No More The Real Thing4.0
Faith No More Angel Dust4.0
Faith No More King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime3.5
Faith No More Album of the Year3.5
Faith No More Introduce Yourself2.5
Faith No More We Care a Lot2.0
Faith No More Sol Invictus3.5
Fantomas Delìrium Còrdia3.0
Fecal Matter Illiteracy Will Prevail3.5
Pretty cool for pre-Nirvana Kurt Cobain. The sound quality isn't the best though. If only Cobain made more of
these songs into well produced Nirvana tracks. "Spank Thru", "Downer", and "Anorexorcist" were rerecorded
luckily.
Fela Kuti Afrodisiac4.0
Fela Kuti Zombie4.5
Fela Kuti Expensive Shit4.5
Fela Kuti Roforofo Fight4.5
Fela Kuti Sorrow Tears and Blood5.0
Fela Kuti He Miss Road4.5
Fela Kuti Gentleman4.0
Fela Kuti Confusion3.5
Fela Kuti Shakara3.5
Fela Kuti Alagbon Close4.5
Fever Ray Fever Ray4.0
Fever Ray Plunge4.0
Fever Ray Radical Romantics3.5
Fiona Apple Tidal3.0
Fiona Apple The Idler Wheel...3.0
Fishmans Long Season4.0
Flipper Album – Generic Flipper4.0
Flipper Gone Fishin'3.5
Flipper Sex Bomb, Baby!3.5
Foetus Deaf3.0
Foetus Nail4.5
Foetus Ache4.0
Foetus Hole4.0
Foetus Thaw3.0
Foetus Gash3.0
Foetus Flow4.0
Foetus Love2.5
Foetus Custom Built For Capitalism3.0
Foetus Bedrock4.0
Foetus Hide3.5
Foetus Ramrod3.5
Foetus Soak2.0
Foo Fighters There Is Nothing Left to Lose2.5
Foster the People Torches3.5
Foster the People Supermodel3.5
Foxygen We Are The 21st Century Ambassadors...4.0
Foxygen Take The Kids Off Broadway4.0
Frank Black Frank Black2.5
Frank Black Teenager of the Year2.5
Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy Primordial2.0
Frank Zappa Lumpy Gravy3.5
Frank Zappa Hot Rats5.0
Frank Zappa Chunga's Revenge3.5
Frank Zappa 200 Motels2.0
It sounds so dated and unfocused. One of Zappa's worst for sure. Don't even get me started on the movie...
Frank Zappa Waka/Jawaka4.0
Frank Zappa The Grand Wazoo4.5
This is one of his best jazz-fusion albums, only second to Hot Rats. "Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus" and "Blessed
Relief" are basically perfect. I love how Zappa can jump from making a jazz album like this to a rock-satire
album like Over-Nite Sensation. He can do it all!
Frank Zappa Apostrophe4.5
Frank Zappa Zoot Allures5.0
Frank Zappa Studio Tan3.5
Frank Zappa Sleep Dirt4.0
Frank Zappa Joe's Garage4.5
Frank Zappa Sheik Yerbouti4.0
Frank Zappa Orchestral Favorites2.5
Frank Zappa You Are What You Is4.5
Frank Zappa Shut Up 'n Play Yer Guitar2.5
Frank Zappa Ship Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch4.0
Frank Zappa The Man from Utopia3.0
Frank Zappa Boulez Conducts Zappa: The Perfect Stranger2.5
Frank Zappa London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 12.5
Frank Zappa Thing-Fish3.5
Frank Zappa Them or Us3.5
Frank Zappa Frank Zappa Meets the Mothers of Prevention3.0
Frank Zappa Läther4.0
Frank Zappa Guitar2.0
Frank Zappa Jazz From Hell4.0
Frank Zappa Trance-Fusion2.0
Frank Zappa Bongo Fury3.5
Frank Zappa Tinsel Town Rebellion3.5
Frank Zappa Zappa In New York4.0
Frank Zappa Broadway the Hard Way3.0
Frank Zappa Francesco Zappa2.5
Frank Zappa Civilization, Phaze III2.5
Frank Zappa London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. II2.5
Frank Zappa Does Humor Belong in Music?3.0
Frank Zappa Dance Me This3.0
Frederic Chopin Scherzo No.2, Op.314.5
This piece filled me with intense feelings of anger, but in a good way. It made want to go on a rant
when I didn't before the piece and at the same time calmed me down. Beautiful.
Funkadelic Maggot Brain4.5
Funkadelic Let's Take It to the Stage4.0
Funkadelic Funkadelic3.5
Funkadelic Free Your Mind...And Your Ass Will Follow3.5
Funkadelic America Eats Its Young3.5
Funkadelic Cosmic Slop4.0
Funkadelic Standing on the Verge of Getting It On4.0
Funkadelic One Nation Under a Groove5.0
Gal Costa Gal Costa5.0
One of the best 60s albums ever. Her voice, the strings, the weird soundscapes, they're all brilliant.
Gal Costa Gal4.5
Gal Costa Legal3.5
Gal Costa Cantar4.0
Gary Numan The Pleasure Principle4.5
Gary Numan Telekon3.0
Bad first impression aisde: this is still much worse than The Pleasure Principle. 3/5
works now that I've heard it like 5 times.
Gazelle Twin Unflesh4.0
My puppy was very upset by this album. He kept looking at me like he was fearful. He even barked at certain tracks.
Needless to say, I will be listening to this with headphones around him only.

That being said: this album rules.
Gazelle Twin The Entire City3.5
Gazelle Twin Black Dog4.0
Geese 3D Country2.5
Gentle Giant The Power and the Glory4.0
Georgie Sweet Misunderstood3.0
Get Well Soon The Scarlet Beast O'seven Heads3.0
I like this, but it needs a relisten... and a review!

[EDIT] after 3 listens, I don't think I'll be revisiting this. Not bad still. "Disney" is the best here.
Gezan with Million Wish Collective Anochi3.0
Glassmanet Glassplanet2.0
Glenn Branca The Ascension4.5
Glenn Branca Lesson No. 14.5
Goat World Music4.0
Goat Commune3.5
Goat Headsoup3.5
Goat Oh Death2.5
A fairly strong start and an absolutely bland 2nd half
Goat Medicine4.0
Godcaster Long Haired Locusts3.5
Godcaster Saltergasp4.0
Godcaster Godcaster4.0
Goldfrapp Felt Mountain5.0
Goldfrapp Black Cherry3.5
Goldfrapp Supernature3.5
Goldfrapp Seventh Tree4.0
Goldfrapp Head First2.5
Goldfrapp Tales Of Us4.5
Gong Flying Teapot3.5
Gotye Like Drawing Blood3.5
Gotye Boardface2.5
Grandaddy The Sophtware Slump2.5
Grizzly Bear Veckatimest2.5
Guava Tree Guava Tree EP2.5
Hampton The Hampster Hampsterdance the Album1.5
Hen Ogledd Free Humans2.5
Herbie Hancock Head Hunters4.0
Hiatus Kaiyote Choose Your Weapon4.5
Hiatus Kaiyote Tawk Tomahawk3.5
Hiatus Kaiyote Mood Valiant4.5
His Name Is Alive Livonia2.5
The instrumental is as compelling as it is simple, the vocals are very Snow White, but a lot of it ends up running together after a while. "If July" is the big takeaway. The 2nd E-Nicolle has some cool parts too
Hole Live Through This4.5
Hole Pretty On The Inside4.0
Hole Celebrity Skin3.0
Hole My Body, The Hand Grenade3.0
Holly Herndon PROTO3.5
Holly Herndon Car1.5
The 3:30-5:00 mark of Side A felt promising, but most of this is just zzzzz. It could have been a comprehensive sound of
a car accident abstracted, but instead it just felt random like improv noise.
Holly Herndon Platform4.0
Holly Herndon Movement4.0
How to Destroy Angels Welcome Oblivion3.5
How to Destroy Angels An Omen3.0
How to Destroy Angels How To Destroy Angels3.5
Idiot Flesh The Nothing Show3.0
Iggy Pop The Idiot4.0
Iggy Pop Lust For Life4.0
Iggy Pop New Values2.5
J Dilla Donuts4.0
Jack Stauber Shop: A Pop Opera3.5
Jack White Blunderbuss3.0
Jack White Lazaretto2.0
I originally had this at a 3, but upon further listens it just got more and more underwhelming. "High Ball Stepper" is cool, that's about it.
James Chance and the Contortions Buy5.0
Jane's Addiction Nothing's Shocking4.5
Jane's Addiction Ritual De Lo Habitual4.0
Jane's Addiction Jane's Addiction3.5
Jane's Addiction Kettle Whistle3.5
Janelle Monae The Electric Lady4.0
Janelle Monae The ArchAndroid4.5
Janelle Monae Metropolis: The Chase Suite3.5
Janelle Monae Dirty Computer2.0
Janelle Monae The Age of Pleasure2.5
Jefferson Airplane Surrealistic Pillow3.0
Jenny Hval Innocence Is Kinky4.0
Jenny Hval Viscera4.0
Jenny Hval Classic Objects3.5
Jerry Paper Fuzzy Logic4.0
Jerry Paper Toon Time Raw!4.0
Jerry Paper Big Pop for Chameleon World3.5
Jerry Paper Vol. I4.0
Jobriath Jobriath2.5
Joe Meek I Hear a New World3.5
Hard to believe that this was recorded in 1959. The opening track is amazing.
John Coltrane A Love Supreme4.5
John Lennon Unfinished Music No.1: Two Virgins1.0
John Lennon Unfinished Music No.2: Life with the Lions1.0
John Lennon Wedding Album1.5
John Lennon John Lennon/Plastic Ono Band4.0
John Lennon Imagine3.5
John Lennon Some Time in New York City3.5
John Lennon Mind Games4.0
John Lennon Walls and Bridges2.5
John Lennon Double Fantasy2.5
John Lennon Milk and Honey2.5
Judas Priest Sad Wings of Destiny2.5
Jukka Nousiainen Jukka Nousiainen3.0
Julee Cruise Floating into the Night5.0
Julee Cruise The Voice of Love2.5
Julia Kwamya Feel Good About Feeling Bad4.0
Kanye West Yeezus1.0
Kanye West My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy2.0
Kate Bush Never for Ever4.0
Kate Bush Hounds of Love5.0
Kate Bush The Kick Inside4.5
Kate Bush Lionheart3.5
Kate Bush The Dreaming4.5
Kate Bush The Sensual World4.0
Kate Bush The Red Shoes2.5
Kate Bush Aerial4.5
Kate Bush 50 Words for Snow4.0
Kate Bush Director's Cut2.0
Kidz Bop Kidz Kidz Bop 401.0
User Lord(e)Po)))ts chose this for me to listen to by winning my Umbrella comp thing.
It's very bad. Especially the songs sang by German children at the end. "U.S.A." is sang
by Japanese Children and a total bad fever dream.

Still better than Yeezus by Kanye West somehow.
King Crimson In the Court of the Crimson King4.0
King Crimson Discipline4.0
King Crimson In the Wake of Poseidon4.0
King Crimson Lizard4.5
King Crimson Islands3.5
King Crimson Red4.5
King Crimson Starless and Bible Black4.0
King Crimson Larks' Tongues in Aspic4.0
Kiran Leonard Grapefruit2.0
All of the 7+ minute long songs overstayed their welcome by at least 3 minutes. As for the shorter
songs, they failed to leave any impression at all. Not to mention that the singer's voice lacked any
conviction or passion. Even when when he screamed, his voice remained oddly tame. Is this really
even experimental anyway? It's more like well orchestrated indie rock that's all over the place without
reaching any actual destination. So much is going on, but none of it is really all that unique or
interesting. A 2/5 makes the most sense here.
Kishi Bashi Lighght2.5
Klaatu 3:47 Est2.5
This is like arena rock-ELO. Who the hell thought that this was secretly The Beatles?
Komar, Melamid and Dave Soldier People's Choice Music3.0
Kraftwerk Trans-Europe Express2.5
L'Rain L'Rain3.0
L'Rain Fatigue3.0
L7 The Beauty Process: Triple Platinum3.5
L7 L73.5
L7 Smell the Magic4.0
L7 Bricks Are Heavy4.5
L7 Hungry for Stink5.0
L7 Slap-Happy2.0
L7 Scatter The Rats3.0
I don't get why Scatter the Rats is so fucking boring. "Dispatch From Mar-a-Lago" was full of
energy and awesome and "I Came Back to Bitch" was pretty great too and those were only from 2
and 1 years ago. Where's the energetic, rough and tumble band I love? "Garbage Truck" and "Cool
About Easy" are the best here and then they're not like that amazing. Still good enough for a 3
though.
Laddio Bolocko Strange Warmings of Laddio Bolocko3.5
Lady Gaga The Fame Monster1.5
Lady Gaga The Fame1.5
Lady Gaga Born This Way1.0
Lana Del Rey Ultraviolence2.5
Laurie Anderson Big Science3.5
Laurie Anderson Mister Heartbreak4.0
I like this one a little more than Big Science actually.
Laurie Anderson Home of the Brave3.5
Laurie Anderson Strange Angels2.0
This is very far from being 1, but at the same time, I enjoyed only about 20 seconds of this 46-minute album. Almost everything that makes Anderson special is missing, with her wit only occasionally showing up. It's generic adult contemporary pop most of the time.
Lavender Country Lavender Country5.0
LCD Soundsystem This Is Happening3.5
LCD Soundsystem Sound of Silver4.5
LCD Soundsystem American Dream3.0
LCD Soundsystem LCD Soundsystem3.5
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin3.5
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin II4.0
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin III3.5
Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV4.0
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy5.0
Led Zeppelin Physical Graffiti4.5
Led Zeppelin Presence4.5
I really appreciate the little short tracks on here. They're really fun, have great riffs, are keep the album
from being too dense. Oh, and "For Your Life" is perfect. The fact the albums shifts between short
fun songs and long epic songs is why I value it as so strong. It makes the album a roller coaster of
dynamics without overindulging too much. The worst song on here, "Nobody's Fault but Mine", is still
a thrilling epic that helps hold it all together. The only albums that are more solid than this are Physical
Graffiti and Houses of the Holy. Well at least I think so...
Led Zeppelin In Through the Out Door4.0
Led Zeppelin Coda2.5
Lemon Demon Nature Tapes2.5
The Good: "Two Trucks" is brilliant. It's a super silly and musically catchy song that uses the
absurd idea of truck sex to goof on American masculinity. Obviously "BRODYQUEST" rules. It's
very simple, but it manages to work as a silly robotic dance jam. Finally, "A Mask of My Own Face"
is super interesting with its themes of escapism, even if musically it's kinda forgettable.

The Okay: "Really Cool Wig" is about Neil dreaming he's awesome because of some wig and he
makes out with Mos Def or something. "Jaws" legit just poorly explains the plot to Jaws and reads
like fan fiction. Both songs had one line in them that made me smile, but that's pretty bad for
what's supposed to be comedy music. In contrast, "My Trains" was musically engaging, but
lyrically felt super try-hard.

The Bad: "Everybody Loves Raymond" and the bonus track "Goosebumps." Both were just lists of
shoehorned references to sitcom names and Goosebumps book titles. Listing pop culture
references and not doing anything else with them really is annoying. Oh yeah, the other bonus
track "Sexy DVD" felt like a pointless interlude, so yeah that one sucks too.

This has like 2 1/2 goods songs on a 7 song EP (9 if you count the bonus tracks.)
Lightning Bolt Wonderful Rainbow4.0
Linda Perhacs Parallelograms4.0
Lou Reed Transformer4.5
Lovage Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By4.0
Love Forever Changes5.0
Love Da Capo4.0
Love Love3.0
Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe2.0
Mad Season Above3.5
Marvin Gaye What's Going On4.0
Massive Attack Blue Lines4.0
Massive Attack Mezzanine5.0
Massive Attack Protection4.0
Massive Attack 100th Window4.0
Massive Attack Heligoland3.0
Massive Attack Ritual Spirit3.5
Mazzy Star Among My Swan4.0
Mazzy Star So Tonight That I Might See4.0
Mazzy Star She Hangs Brightly4.5
"Halah" might be one of the best songs of all time. Holy fuck.
Mazzy Star Seasons of Your Day4.0
mclusky McLusky Do Dallas5.0
mclusky The Difference Between Me and You Is That I'm Not on Fire4.0
Meat Puppets Mirage3.5
Meat Puppets Meat Puppets II4.5
Meat Puppets Up on the Sun4.0
Meat Puppets Out My Way4.0
Up on the Sun part 2 pretty much. If you liked that, you'll like this.
Meat Puppets In a Car3.0
Meat Puppets Meat Puppets2.5
Meat Puppets Huevos3.5
Meat Puppets Monsters3.0
Melody's Echo Chamber Unfold3.5
Melody's Echo Chamber Melody's Echo Chamber3.0
Melody's Echo Chamber Bon Voyage5.0
Melody's Echo Chamber From Pink They Fell Into Blue3.5
Melody's Echo Chamber Emotional Eternal4.0
Vocals could use more variation, but musically this is tip top.
Melt-Banana Charlie4.0
Melt-Banana Cell-Scape4.5
Melt-Banana Fetch4.5
Melt-Banana Bambi's Dilemma3.5
Mercury Rev Boces3.5
Mercury Rev Yerself Is Steam4.0
Mercury Rev See You On The Other Side4.0
Mercury Rev Deserter's Songs3.0
Mercury Rev All Is Dream2.0
Meshell Ndegeocello Peace Beyond Passion4.0
Meshell Ndegeocello Plantation Lullabies3.5
Metallica Ride the Lightning2.5
MGMT Oracular Spectacular2.5
Micachu and the Shapes Jewellery4.5
Micachu and the Shapes Never4.0
Mid-Air Thief Crumbling4.5
Mid-Air Thief Gongjoong Doduk4.0
Mild High Club Skiptracing2.5
Soulless with weak vocals. How does this have more fans than Jerry Paper? That's like this, but interesting with good vocals.
Miles Davis Kind of Blue4.5
Ministry The Land of Rape and Honey3.5
Ministry The Mind Is a Terrible Thing to Taste3.5
Ministry Psalm 694.0
Ministry Twitch4.5
Ministry Early Trax3.5
Ministry With Sympathy1.5
Ministry Filth Pig3.0
Minnie Riperton Perfect Angel4.5
More people need to listen to this, especially if they like Stevie Wonder, half of it was written by him and it's great.
Minnie Riperton Adventures In Paradise4.5
This might be her best album? There are so many strong melodies and pretty piano parts on this album.
Minnie Riperton Come To My Garden4.0
Minus the Bear Highly Refined Pirates2.5
Minutemen The Punch Line3.5
Minutemen Double Nickels on the Dime4.0
Minutemen What Makes a Man Start Fires?4.0
Miserable Chillers Audience of Summer2.5
Morgan Delt Morgan Delt4.0
Mother Love Bone Apple3.0
Mother Love Bone Shine3.5
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle4.5
Mr. Bungle California5.0
Mr. Bungle Disco Volante4.5
Mr. Bungle The Raging Wrath Of The Easter Bunny2.0
I don't like thrash, but I do like Mr. Bungle's first studio 3 releases. This was
disappointing, but I suppose it wasn't the worst thing I've ever heard.
Mudhoney Boiled Beef and Rotting Teeth3.5
Mudhoney Superfuzz Bigmuff4.0
Mudhoney Mudhoney4.0
Mudhoney Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge3.5
Mudhoney Piece Of Cake3.0
Mudhoney Five Dollar Bob's Mock Cooter Stew3.0
Mudhoney My Brother The Cow4.0
Mudhoney Tomorrow Hit Today2.5
Muse Showbiz2.5
Muse Black Holes & Revelations2.5
My Bloody Valentine Loveless2.0
New Buffalo About Last Night3.5
New Buffalo The Last Beautiful Day4.5
Nina Nastasia Run to Ruin4.0
Nina Nastasia The Blackened Air3.5
Nina Nastasia Dogs4.0
Nine Inch Nails Pretty Hate Machine4.0
Nine Inch Nails The Downward Spiral4.5
Nine Inch Nails The Fragile3.5
Nine Inch Nails With Teeth4.0
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts I-IV2.5
Nine Inch Nails Year Zero5.0
Nine Inch Nails The Slip3.5
Nine Inch Nails Hesitation Marks4.0
Nine Inch Nails Broken4.0
Nine Inch Nails Not the Actual Events3.5
Nine Inch Nails Add Violence3.5
Pretty good... but that second half "The Background World" was meh. What is it trying to be a Tool filler song. Disgustipated 2.0?
Nine Inch Nails Bad Witch4.0
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts V: Together2.5
Nine Inch Nails Ghosts VI: Locusts2.5
Nirvana Bleach4.0
Nirvana Nevermind3.5
Nirvana In Utero4.5
Nirvana Incesticide3.5
Nirvana MTV Unplugged in New York3.0
o'summer vacation Wicked Heart4.0
of Montreal Paralytic Stalks4.5
of Montreal The Gay Parade4.5
of Montreal Satanic Panic in the Attic5.0
of Montreal Hissing Fauna, Are You the Destroyer?4.5
of Montreal Coquelicot Asleep In The Poppies4.0
of Montreal The Bird Who Continues to Eat the Rabbit's Flower4.0
of Montreal The Sunlandic Twins4.0
of Montreal The Sunlandic Twins [Bonus EP]3.5
of Montreal Cherry Peel4.5
Ohio Players Fire4.5
Ohio Players Pleasure4.0
Ohio Players Honey4.5
Ohio Players Pain3.5
Oneida Enemy Hogs4.0
Oneida Each One Teach One4.0
OOIOO Feather Float4.0
Orchestre Tout Puissant Marcel Duchamp We're OK. But We're lost anyway.3.5
Os Mutantes Os Mutantes5.0
Os Mutantes Mutantes4.5
Os Mutantes A Divina Comédia ou Ando Meio Desligado4.0
Os Mutantes Jardim Elétrico3.5
Oysterhead The Grand Pecking Order3.0
Parliament The Clones Of Dr. Funkenstein4.5
Parliament Mothership Connection5.0
Parliament Funkentelechy Vs. the Placebo Syndrome5.0
Parliament Motor Booty Affair3.5
Parliament Chocolate City4.0
Parliament Gloryhallastoopid2.5
There's nothing terrible on this one, but it does feel uninspired compared to their previous 5 albums...
Parliament Up for the Down Stroke4.0
Passion Pit Gossamer2.0
Patti Smith Radio Ethiopia3.5
Patti Smith Easter3.5
Patti Smith Horses5.0
Patti Smith Wave4.0
Pavement Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain2.5
Pearl Jam Ten3.0
Pearl Jam Vs.2.5
Pearl Jam Vitalogy2.5
Peeping Tom Peeping Tom3.0
Perfume Genius Too Bright4.0
Perfume Genius No Shape2.5
Perspectives Stay For Those Who Care1.5
Philip Glass Glassworks3.0
Pink Floyd Atom Heart Mother3.5
Pink Floyd Meddle4.5
Pink Floyd Obscured by Clouds4.0
Pink Floyd The Dark Side of the Moon4.5
Pink Floyd Wish You Were Here4.5
Pink Floyd Animals5.0
Pink Floyd The Wall3.0
Pink Floyd The Final Cut2.0
Pink Floyd The Early Singles3.5
Pink Floyd The Piper at the Gates of Dawn4.5
Pink Floyd A Saucerful of Secrets3.5
Pink Floyd More3.0
Pink Floyd Ummagumma3.0
Pixies Bossanova4.5
Pixies Surfer Rosa5.0
Pixies Trompe Le Monde4.0
Pixies Doolittle4.5
Pixies Come On Pilgrim4.0
Pixies Pixies (EP)3.5
Pixies EP11.5
Pixies EP21.5
Pixies Complete B-Sides3.5
Pixies Indie Cindy2.0
Pixies EP32.0
Pixies Head Carrier2.0
"I'm going down the drain again" "What a waste of talent." These are actual lyrics from the album. It's
like Black Francis knew this album was going to be shit. And don't even get me started on the
awkward Where is My Mind-esque guitar line on "All I Think About You."
PJ Harvey Dry4.5
PJ Harvey Rid of Me4.0
PJ Harvey Is This Desire?4.5
PJ Harvey To Bring You My Love5.0
PJ Harvey Stories From The City, Stories From The Sea3.5
PJ Harvey 4 Track Demos2.5
PJ Harvey Uh Huh Her3.0
PJ Harvey White Chalk4.5
PJ Harvey Let England Shake4.0
PJ Harvey The Hope Six Demolition Project3.5
PJ Harvey I Inside the Old Year Dying4.5
PJ Harvey and John Parish Dance Hall at Louse Point3.5
PJ Harvey and John Parish A Woman a Man Walked By4.0
Portishead Dummy5.0
Portishead Portishead4.0
Portishead Third4.5
Pram Helium4.5
Pram Sargasso Sea4.5
Primus Frizzle Fry4.5
Primus Sailing the Seas of Cheese4.5
Primus Primus and The Chocolate Factory With The Fungi Ensemble2.0
Primus Pork Soda4.0
Primus Tales from the Punchbowl4.0
Primus The Brown Album3.0
Primus Antipop3.5
Primus Animals Should Not Try To Act Like People3.5
Primus The Desaturating Seven3.5
Primus Green Naugahyde4.0
Primus Conspiranoid4.0
Pulgas Open to Most Things2.5
The opener rules, but the rest of this just feels so aimless. Very original, but aimless.
Pulp Different Class2.5
R.E.M. Green4.0
R.E.M. Out of Time3.5
R.E.M. Automatic for the People4.5
R.E.M. Document4.5
R.E.M. Lifes Rich Pageant4.0
R.E.M. Fables of the Reconstruction3.5
R.E.M. Reckoning4.0
R.E.M. Chronic Town4.0
R.E.M. Murmur5.0
R.E.M. Monster4.0
R.E.M. New Adventures in Hi-Fi3.5
R.E.M. Up3.0
R.E.M. Reveal2.5
Radiohead Pablo Honey2.5
Radiohead The Bends3.5
Radiohead Kid A4.5
Radiohead OK Computer4.0
Radiohead Amnesiac5.0
Radiohead Hail to the Thief4.0
Radiohead The King of Limbs4.5
Radiohead In Rainbows5.0
Radiohead In Rainbows Disk 23.5
Radiohead COM LAG (2plus2isfive)3.0
Radiohead Airbag/How Am I Driving?3.5
Radiohead No Surprises/Running From Demons3.5
Radiohead My Iron Lung3.5
Radiohead Itch2.5
Radiohead Drill2.5
Radiohead 8 Outtakes From Amnesiac4.0
Radiohead A Moon Shaped Pool3.5
I prepared for the worst and it ended up being pretty decent. Not top 5 Radiohead though...
Rage Against the Machine Rage Against the Machine4.0
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire4.0
Rage Against the Machine The Battle of Los Angeles3.5
Rapeman Two Nuns and a Pack Mule3.5
Rapeman Budd3.0
Rapeman Inki's Butt Crack b/w Song Number One3.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Red Hot Chili Peppers3.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Freaky Styley3.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers The Uplift Mofo Party Plan4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Mother's Milk3.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers Blood Sugar Sex Magik4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers One Hot Minute4.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Californication3.5
Red Hot Chili Peppers By the Way3.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers Stadium Arcadium2.0
Red Hot Chili Peppers I'm With You2.0
Red Krayola The Parable of Arable Land4.0
Why doesn't this has a review yet?! Well I know what I'll be reviewing next.
Red Krayola God Bless the Red Krayola and All Who Sail With It3.5
While it's entertaining, the concept is so much weaker than The Parable of Arable Land and half of the songs are just them fucking around...
Robert Rental and The Normal Live West Runton Pavilion 6/3/793.0
Robert Wyatt Rock Bottom5.0
Robert Wyatt The End of an Ear3.5
Robert Wyatt Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard2.5
Rock Bottom is one of my strongest 5s, so why is the followup to that so damn uninspired sounding?
Robert Wyatt Shleep4.5
Robovine The Hinterland3.5
Robovine Get Dusted!4.5
Robovine Griff Equine's Kasprang Manifesto4.0
Royksopp Melody A.M.4.0
Santana Abraxas3.0
Santana Santana III3.0
Screaming Trees Sweet Oblivion2.5
Shira Small The Line of Time and the Plane of Now3.0
Shocking Blue At Home2.5
Shuggie Otis Freedom Flight3.5
Shuggie Otis Inspiration Information3.5
Silk Sonic An Evening with Silk Sonic2.5
How the fuck is a funk album featuring Bootsy Collins on 4 tracks so boring with the bass?
Oh, cuz they didn't ask Bootsy to do the bass. Apparently, Bootsy Collins is just a meme for
his voice now.

The rest of this is just Bruno's typical R&B style with some nostalgia disco thrown in.
Seriously, what's so special about this? Bland lyrics, boring predictable grooves, and a
weirdly short run time. Yet it has a higher average than D'Angelo's Black Messiah? I can't
help but to hate this.

Fine, it's not awful. A 2.5/5 works. 5/5 for marketing though, this was advertised as
transcendent. Is a little ingenuity in funk too much to ask?
Silver Apples Silver Apples5.0
Silver Apples Contact4.0
Silver Apples The Garden3.0
Sister Irene O'Connor Fire of God's Love3.5
Slint Spiderland4.0
Sly and The Family Stone There's A Riot Goin' On4.5
Sly and The Family Stone Stand!4.0
Sly and The Family Stone Fresh4.0
Sly and The Family Stone Life4.0
Sly and The Family Stone Dance To The Music3.5
Sly and The Family Stone A Whole New Thing4.0
Smoke City Flying Away4.0
Sonic Youth Dirty4.0
Sonic Youth Goo4.0
Sonic Youth Daydream Nation5.0
Sonic Youth Sister4.5
Sonic Youth Sonic Youth4.0
Sonic Youth Confusion Is Sex3.5
Sonic Youth Kill Yr Idols3.0
Sonic Youth Evol3.5
Sonic Youth Bad Moon Rising4.0
Sonic Youth Washing Machine4.5
Sonic Youth Experimental Jet Set, Trash, and No Star3.0
Sonic Youth A Thousand Leaves4.0
Soundgarden Ultramega OK3.5
Soundgarden Louder Than Love3.0
Soundgarden Badmotorfinger4.0
Soundgarden Superunknown4.0
Soundgarden Down on the Upside4.5
Soundgarden King Animal3.5
Soundgarden Screaming Life4.5
Their best 80s release, though it's definitely topped by all of their 90s work.
Soundgarden Fopp1.5
Soundgarden Echo of Miles: Scattered Tracks Across the Path3.5
Spiritualized Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating in Space3.0
Standish/Carlyon Deleted Scenes3.0
I really liked "Subliminally" a lot, but the rest of this didn't really stand out to me even after 4 listens.
Nothing on here was poorly made though. Decent album.
Stanley Clarke School Days4.5
Stanley Clarke Stanley Clarke3.5
Stereolab Dots and Loops5.0
Stereolab Transient Random-Noise Bursts with Announcements3.5
Stereolab Emperor Tomato Ketchup4.0
Steve Forbert Little Stevie Orbit2.0
Stevie Wonder Journey Through The Secret Life Of Plants3.5
Stevie Wonder Hotter Than July4.0
Stevie Wonder Songs in the Key of Life4.5
Stevie Wonder Fulfillingness' First Finale5.0
Stevie Wonder Innervisions5.0
Stevie Wonder Talking Book4.5
Stevie Wonder Music of My Mind3.0
Stevie Wonder Where I'm Coming From4.0
Stevie Wonder The Woman In Red2.0
Wow this sucks. Maybe this is why some people think Stevie Wonder is mom music... "I Just Called to Say I Love You" is way worse than I remember. Somehow "Moments Aren't Moments" is easily the best song on here, and that one doesn't even feature Stevie Wonder. Check his 1971-1982 stuff, all of it destroys this.
Stevie Wonder In Square Circle3.0
70s Stevie is a forced to be reckoned with.

80s Stevie is just going through the motions...
Stone Temple Pilots Core3.5
Stone Temple Pilots Purple4.0
Stone Temple Pilots Tiny Music... Songs From the Vatican Gift Shop3.5
Stone Temple Pilots No. 43.0
Strawberry Switchblade Strawberry Switchblade2.5
Sublime Sublime4.0
Sublime Robbin' the Hood3.0
Sublime 40 Oz. to Freedom4.0
Submotion Orchestra Finest Hour4.0
Submotion Orchestra Fragments3.0
Syd Barrett The Madcap Laughs4.5
Syd Barrett Barrett4.0
System of a Down System of a Down4.0
System of a Down Toxicity3.5
System of a Down Steal This Album!3.0
System of a Down Mezmerize2.0
System of a Down Hypnotize2.0
Talking Heads Talking Heads: 773.5
Talking Heads More Songs About Buildings and Food4.0
Talking Heads Fear of Music5.0
Talking Heads Remain in Light5.0
Talking Heads Speaking in Tongues4.5
Talking Heads Little Creatures3.5
Talking Heads True Stories3.0
Talking Heads Naked2.5
Tame Impala Innerspeaker2.0
Temple of the Dog Temple of the Dog4.5
Thank You Scientist Maps of Non-Existent Places3.0
The Avalanches Since I Left You4.5
The Avalanches Wildflower3.0
I'm settling this with a weak 3.5, Stepkids is wonderful, Because I'm Me, Frankie Sinatra, and If
I Was a Folkstar were all really good, and Saturday Night Inside Out was decent for an Electricity
copycat. rThe rest ranges from good to boring to terrible like The Noisy Eater (I really liked it
at first for being crazy and weird, but that wore off eventually.)
The Avalanches We Will Always Love You3.0
The Beach Boys Smiley Smile5.0
The Beach Boys Pet Sounds4.5
The Beach Boys The Smile Sessions3.5
The Beach Boys Friends3.5
The Beach Boys Wild Honey3.0
The Beach Boys 20/203.5
The Beach Boys Sunflower4.0
The Beach Boys Surf's Up4.5
The Beatles Let It Be… Naked 3.5
The Beatles Please Please Me2.5
The Beatles With the Beatles2.5
The Beatles A Hard Day's Night2.5
The Beatles Beatles for Sale2.5
The Beatles Help!3.5
The Beatles Rubber Soul4.0
The Beatles Revolver5.0
The Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band4.0
The Beatles Magical Mystery Tour5.0
The Beatles The Beatles4.5
The Beatles Yellow Submarine3.0
The Beatles Abbey Road4.0
The Beatles Let It Be3.5
The Beatles Hey Jude4.5
The Beatles Love2.5
The Beatles Yellow Submarine Soundtrack3.0
The Beta Band Los Amigos del Beta Bandidos4.0
The Beta Band The Patty Patty Sound3.5
The Beta Band Champion Versions4.0
The Beta Band The Beta Band4.0
The Beta Band Hot Shots II3.5
The Breaks Inc. Low Places EP2.5
An acquaintance told me to listen to this. It sounds like it came out in 1972, but is
from 2020. It's not bad or anything, just completely unremarkable.
The Bunny Gang Thrive2.5
The Cars The Cars4.5
The Cars Candy-O4.0
The Cars Panorama2.5
The Clifford Gilberto Rhythm Combination I Was Young and I Needed The Money3.5
Smooth like butter, fun, creative, but also often homogenous.

Certainly an artist I'd play for other people, but not one I'd listen to on my own.
The Clifford Gilberto Rhythm Combination Deliver the Weird!3.0
The Crazy World of Arthur Brown The Crazy World of Arthur Brown3.0
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I3.5
The Dismemberment Plan The Dismemberment Plan Is Terrified3.0
The Doors The Soft Parade3.5
The Doors Morrison Hotel3.5
The Doors The Doors4.0
The Doors Strange Days5.0
The Doors Waiting for the Sun4.5
The Doors L.A. Woman4.5
The Enid In The Region of the Summer Stars2.5
The Enid Something Wicked This Way Comes3.0
The Enid Aerie Faerie Nonsense2.5
The GTOs Permanent Damage2.0
Cool concept about groupies in the 60s, but at the same time, this has like no replay value. So
boring. It's like listening to a documentary disguised as an album.
The Homopolice Fuck Entertainment2.5
Sorry Sach, this didn't do anything for me.
The Jesus Lizard Goat4.0
The Jesus Lizard Down3.0
The Jesus Lizard Liar4.0
The Jesus Lizard Pure3.5
The Jesus Lizard Head3.5
The Jesus Lizard Lash3.0
The Jesus Lizard Shot3.5
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Are You Experienced4.0
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Axis: Bold as Love4.5
The Jimi Hendrix Experience Electric Ladyland4.0
The Kinks The Kink Kontroversy3.0
The Kinks One for the Road3.0
The Kinks Low Budget3.5
The Kinks Something Else by The Kinks4.0
The Kinks Lola vs. Powerman and the Moneygoround4.0
The Kinks Kwyet Kinks3.0
The Kinks The Village Green Preservation Society4.0
The Knife The Knife3.5
The Knife Silent Shout5.0
The Knife Shaking the Habitual4.5
The Knife Tomorrow, In a Year3.5
The Knife Deep Cuts3.5
The Knife Hanna Med H Soundtrack2.5
The Mars Volta Frances the Mute2.0
The Mekons Fear And Whiskey2.5
The Meters Rejuvenation4.5
The Moody Blues Days of Future Passed5.0
The Mothers of Invention Freak Out!4.5
The Mothers of Invention Absolutely Free4.0
The Mothers of Invention Uncle Meat3.5
The Mothers of Invention We're Only in It for the Money5.0
The Mothers of Invention Cruising with Ruben & the Jets3.0
The Mothers of Invention Weasels Ripped My Flesh4.0
The Mothers of Invention Burnt Weeny Sandwich3.0
The Mothers of Invention Over-Nite Sensation5.0
The Mothers of Invention Roxy & Elsewhere4.5
The Mothers of Invention One Size Fits All5.0
The Mothers of Invention Just Another Band from L.A.3.0
The Mothers of Invention Fillmore East – June 19713.0
The Normal T.V.O.D. / Warm Leatherette3.5
The Olivia Tremor Control Black Foliage: Animation Music Volume 14.0
The Olivia Tremor Control Music From The Unrealized Film Script 4.5
The Olivia Tremor Control Explanation II: Instrumental Themes and Dream Sequences2.0
The Olivia Tremor Control California Demise4.5
The Olivia Tremor Control The Giant Day3.0
The Pogues If I Should Fall from Grace with God3.0
The Police Reggatta de Blanc3.5
The Police Synchronicity4.5
The Police Outlandos d'Amour4.0
The Police Ghost in the Machine3.5
The Police Zenyatta Mondatta3.0
The Pop Group Y3.0
The Pop Group For How Much Longer Do We Tolerate Mass Murder?3.0
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land3.5
The Prodigy Experience1.5
The Rolling Stones Aftermath2.5
The Rolling Stones Beggars Banquet3.0
The Rolling Stones Let It Bleed3.5
The Rolling Stones Sticky Fingers2.5
The Rolling Stones Exile on Main St.3.5
The Rolling Stones Goats Head Soup3.5
The Rolling Stones It's Only Rock 'n' Roll2.0
The Rolling Stones Some Girls4.0
The Rolling Stones Emotional Rescue3.0
The Rolling Stones Flowers3.0
The Rolling Stones Out of Our Heads2.5
The Shaggs Philosophy of the World2.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Gish4.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Siamese Dream5.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness4.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Adore4.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina/The Machines of God2.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Machina II/The Friends & Enemies of Modern Music2.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Zeitgeist1.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Oceania2.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Pisces Iscariot3.5
The Smashing Pumpkins The Aeroplane Flies High3.5
The Smashing Pumpkins Monuments to an Elegy2.0
The Smashing Pumpkins Still Becoming Apart4.0
Good stuff on here including rarity "Blissed and Gone" and the amazing "Eye." Oh, and there's an acoustic version of "Mayonaise" that's pretty great. Totally worth checking if you like 90s pumpkins!
The Smashing Pumpkins Shiny and Oh So Bright, Vol. 12.5
Probably my favorite of theirs since Machina 1 actually, so it's a step in the right direction. "Solara" and "Alienation" were legit good songs. Most of this is still pretty bland though and "Marchin' On" is just a joykill.
The Smile A Light For Attracting Attention2.5
The Unicorns Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone?4.0
The United States of America The United States of America5.0
The Vaselines Son of a Gun3.0
The Vaselines Dying for It4.0
The Vaselines Dum-Dum2.5
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground & Nico4.0
The Velvet Underground White Light/White Heat4.5
The Velvet Underground The Velvet Underground4.5
The Velvet Underground Loaded2.5
The Velvet Underground VU3.5
The Velvet Underground Squeeze2.5
The White Stripes The White Stripes3.0
The White Stripes De Stijl3.5
The White Stripes White Blood Cells4.0
The White Stripes Elephant4.0
The White Stripes Get Behind Me Satan3.5
The White Stripes Icky Thump3.5
The Zombies Odessey and Oracle5.0
The Zombies R.I.P.2.5
Odessey and Oracle is a very strong 5/5!

This however is incredibly uninspired and forgettable. "Girl Help Me" is the only song that's even
worth a listen honestly. No wonder it took them decades to officially release this, no one cared
enough about it. Maybe it's called R.I.P. because it would have killed their career if it was released
back in 1969.
The Zombies Begin Here3.5
Therion Secret of the Runes3.0
They Might Be Giants They Might Be Giants4.0
They Might Be Giants Lincoln3.5
They Might Be Giants Flood4.5
They Might Be Giants Apollo 183.5
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Strangers From the Universe4.5
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Lovelyville3.0
Thinking Fellers Local 282 I Hope It Lands3.5
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Mother of All Saints3.5
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Admonishing the Bishops4.0
Thinking Fellers Local 282 Tangle3.5
Thundercat Drunk3.5
Thundercat The Beyond/Where The Giants Roam4.0
Thundercat It Is What It Is3.5
Thundercat The Golden Age Of Apocalypse3.5
Todd Rundgren A Wizard, A True Star4.5
Todd Rundgren Something/Anything?4.0
Todd Terje It's Album Time2.0
Tom Waits Mule Variations4.0
Tom Waits Rain Dogs5.0
Tom Waits Bad As Me4.5
Tom Waits Bone Machine4.5
Tom Waits Swordfishtrombones4.0
Tom Waits Franks Wild Years3.5
Tom Waits Real Gone4.0
Tom Waits The Black Rider3.5
Tom Waits Blood Money3.5
Tom Waits Alice4.0
Tool Ænima3.0
Tool 10,000 Days2.5
Tracy Bonham The Burdens Of Being Upright3.0
Tragic Mulatto Locos Por El Sexo4.0
Sloth, you forgot the gem "don't let him cum all over your cum!"
Tragic Mulatto Hot Man Pussy4.0
Tragic Mulatto Judo For The Blind3.5
Tragic Mulatto Chartreuse Toulouse4.5
Trevor Jones and David Bowie Labyrinth2.5
This album contains Magic Dance and forgettable fluff.
Tubeway Army Replicas4.0
Tubeway Army Tubeway Army3.5
tUnE-yArDs w h o k i l l4.5
tUnE-yArDs sketchy.4.0
tUnE-yArDs Nikki Nack3.5
U.S. Maple Long Hair in Three Stages4.0
U.S. Maple Sang Phat Editor2.5
This really grew off me after a few listens. It has so much less personality than Long Hair in Three
Stages.
Unknown Mortal Orchestra II3.5
Uranium Club All Of Them Naturals2.5
Vampire Rodents Lullaby Land4.0
Not my new favorite band or anything, but I'm still thoroughly impressed.
Van Morrison Moondance5.0
Van Morrison Astral Weeks4.5
Van Morrison Blowin' Your Mind3.0
Van Morrison His Band and the Street Choir3.5
Van Morrison Tupelo Honey4.0
Van Morrison Saint Dominic's Preview4.0
Various Artists Songs in the Key of Z4.5
An outsider musician compilation filled with many of the most embarrassing moments in music. Despite that
negative quality, it showcases the creative minds and spirits of the avant-garde. It sticks with you like glue
and is an important album for anyone who wants to understand bare bones expression.
Various Artists Rogue's Gallery: Pirate Ballads, Sea Songs, and Ch2.0
Yeah it has Lou Reed, Sting, and John C. Reiley twice on it, but man this is boring once the
novelty wears off like 5 tracks in. For every cool track like "Fire Down Below" or "One
Spring Morning" here's an absolutely terrible track like "Good Ship Venus" or "Little Boy
Billee."
Violent Femmes Violent Femmes3.0
Vulfpeck Thrill of the Arts3.0
That last track is one of the most unnecessary things I've ever heard in my life.

"Back Pocket" still rules.

I might never visit this again, honestly.
Water From Your Eyes Everyone's Crushed3.0
Ween Quebec4.5
Ween The Mollusk4.5
Ween Chocolate and Cheese5.0
This is my current favorite of Ween's. Basically it's just a masterpiece of weirdness and genre-hopping.
Ween 12 Golden Country Greats3.5
Ween Pure Guava4.0
Ween GodWeenSatan: The Oneness4.5
An extremely silly and easy to love album, but don't let the humor fool you , they show off their skills frequently on rthe album. It's hard to get into, but once you get into it, you won't regret it.
Ween Craters of the Sac2.5
Ween Sky Cruiser4.0
Love the title track. It's so damn catchy. Big Jilm is great too, its also on Pure Guava.
Ween The Pod3.5
Ween White Pepper3.5
Ween Shinola, Vol. 13.5
Ween Friends3.5
Ween La Cucaracha3.5
Weezer Weezer3.0
Weezer Pinkerton2.5
Weezer The Green Album2.5
Weezer Maladroit2.5
Weezer Make Believe2.0
Wet Velvet The Spaces Between4.0
White Noise An Electric Storm5.0
I swear, some albums just sound like they're tailored just for me. Thanks, Matrix!
Wilco Yankee Hotel Foxtrot5.0
Wilco Summerteeth4.0
Wilco Being There3.5
Wilco A Ghost Is Born3.5
Wilco A.M.3.0
Wilco Sky Blue Sky3.5
William Onyeabor Crashes In Love3.5
William Onyeabor Crashes in Love (Version 2)4.0
William Onyeabor Atomic Bomb4.5
William Onyeabor Tomorrow3.5
Wilson Tanner 692.5
X-Ray Spex Germfree Adolescents4.0
Yes Yes3.0
Yes Time and a Word4.0
Yes The Yes Album4.5
Yes Fragile5.0
Yes Close to the Edge4.5
Yes Tales from Topographic Oceans2.5
Yes Relayer2.5
Yes Going for the One2.0
Yo La Tengo I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One3.5
Yo La Tengo And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside...4.0
Yo La Tengo I Am Not Afraid of You and I Will Beat Your Ass4.5
Yo La Tengo Painful3.5
Yves Tumor Safe in the Hands of Love2.5
Z-Rock Hawaii Z-Rock Hawaii3.5
Ween and Boredoms sure make a weird match. Noisy, crazy, strange, and fun. Recommended to any fan of either band. Hey, I might try to get into Boredoms because of this album and I already love Ween haha.
Zounds La Vache Qui Rit3.5
Zounds The Curse of Zounds!4.0
Zounds Can't Cheat Karma4.5
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