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5.0 classic
Akercocke Words That Go Unspoken...
Arcturus Sideshow Symphonies
The Sham Mirrors really is the only good Arcturus album.
Atheist Piece of Time
Bethlehem Dictius Te Necare
The Soundtrack to my Suicide... -////________----__////"
Chthonic Seediq Bale
Cynthesis DeEvolution
The Tipton bros RULE! This album and the rest of their past work proves it.
Devin Townsend Ocean Machine: Biomech
Drawn A New World?
Only listened to it twice and this is a motherfucking 5 already.
Enslaved RIITIIR
ICS Vortex Storm Seeker
Let this one grow on you. It will. Seriously.... Hail Vortex m/
Ihsahn After
In The Woods... Heart of the Ages
Katatonia Discouraged Ones
Kekal The Habit of Fire
Leprous Bilateral
A band that has proven to be the best ever, Coal is going to be amazing.
Limbonic Art In Abhorrence Dementia
Manes How the World Came To An End
Opeth Ghost Reveries
Phlebotomized Immense, Intense, Suspense
Yeah the guy who gave this a 1 deserves ass cancer (in his ass)
Power of Omens Eyes of the Oracle
Psychotic Waltz A Social Grace
Scald Will of the Gods is Great Power
Septicflesh The Great Mass
Believe it or not, this actually IS better than Mystic Places of Dawn.
Thy Catafalque Tuno Ido Tarlat
Ulver Shadows of the Sun
Warning Watching from a Distance
Zero Hour The Towers of Avarice

4.5 superb
40 Watt Sun The Inside Room
Abnormal Thought Patterns Manipulation Under Anesthesia
Well pillowswantyoursoul, that is just like YOUR opinion man.
Abnormal Thought Patterns Altered States of Consciousness
Anathema We're Here Because We're Here
Arcturus The Sham Mirrors
Arcturus Aspera Hiems Symfonia/Constellation/My Angel
Arcturus Arcturian
I now have a legitimate reason to keep on living my worthless life. EDIT: Amazon pushed the NA
release date by 2 weeks and my patience is gone. Heard the leak and it's extremely awesome,
everything I expected from Arcturus and more. EDIT 2: "While smartly ignoring the fourth" Yo, they
didn't ignore it. Just listen to Archer as it's completely similar to a lot of SS man. Also
ignoring ANY Arcturus is a crime.
Atheist Jupiter
Atheist Unquestionable Presence
Autumnblaze DämmerElbenTragödie
Bethlehem Dark Metal
Borknagar Urd
Borknagar Quintessence
Braindance Redemption
Candlemass Epicus Doomicus Metallicus
Carbonized Disharmonization
Carnival in Coal Vivalavida
Chthonic Bu-Tik
It's awesome. A step up from Takasago Army heading towards Seediq Bale territory but not quite there yet.
Code Augur Nox
Cynthesis ReEvolution
mdross obviously has a really bad case of ear cancer.
Dead Can Dance Within the Realm of a Dying Sun
Devin Townsend Infinity
Devin Townsend Project Deconstruction
Dodheimsgard A Umbra Omega
Emperor Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk
Enslaved Axioma Ethica Odini
Enslaved Isa
Ewigkeit Conspiritus
Extol Undeceived
Fallen A Tragedy's Bitter End
Green Carnation Journey To The End Of The Night
Ihsahn Eremita
Ihsahn The Adversary
Ihsahn Arktis.
This will probably be my AOTY... but that large font right on the cover still bothers me.
In The Woods... Strange in Stereo
Katatonia Dead End Kings
Katatonia Dance of December Souls
Katatonia Brave Murder Day
Kekal 1000 Thoughts of Violence
Kekal Beyond The Glimpse of Dreams
Leprous Coal
Bilateral places of dawn is better.r(BUT THIS IS STILL AMAZING)
Limbonic Art Moon In The Scorpio
Lux Occulta The Mother and the Enemy
Manes Be All End All
Mithras Behind the Shadows Lie Madness
Mithras On Strange Loops
My Dying Bride A Map of All Our Failures
My Dying Bride The Dreadful Hours
Nagelfar Srontgorrth
Obsidian Gate Whom The Fire Obeys
Obsidian Gate The Nightspectral Voyage
Opeth Heritage
Opeth Watershed
Opeth Blackwater Park
Porcupine Tree Signify
Power of Omens Rooms of Anguish
Psychotic Waltz Into the Everflow
Septicflesh Communion
Silencer (SWE) Death - Pierce Me
Solefald In Harmonia Universali
Solstice (UK) New Dark Age
Thergothon Stream From The Heavens
Thurisaz Scent of a Dream
Thy Catafalque Rengeteg
Thy Catafalque Roka Hasa Radio
Thy Catafalque Meta
Ulver Bergtatt - Et eeventyr i 5 capitler
Ulver Blood Inside
Vintersorg Jordpuls
Vintersorg Cosmic Genesis
Winterhorde Maestro
Zero Hour Dark Deceiver
Zero Hour Specs of Pictures Burnt Beyond

4.0 excellent
Aberrant Vascular Aegitshus
Abnormal Thought Patterns Abnormal Thought Patterns
Acrania (MEX) An Uncertain Collision
Ahab The Boats Of The Glen Carrig
Ahab The Giant
Ahab The Divinity Of Oceans
Akercocke Antichrist
Akercocke Choronzon
Akercocke Renaissance in Extremis
Amorphis Elegy
Anathema A Natural Disaster
Anathema Distant Satellites
Anathema Weather Systems
Anathema Judgement
Anathema A Fine Day to Exit
Angizia Das Schachbrett des Trommelbuben Zacharias
Angizia Das Tagebuch der Hanna Anikin
Arcturus La Masquerade Infernale
Autumnal Grey Universe
Bathory Blood Fire Death
Beyond Dawn Pity Love
Borknagar The Archaic Course
Borknagar Universal
Borknagar Empiricism
Borknagar Winter Thrice
Carnival in Coal Collection Prestige
Carnival in Coal Fear Not
Cebren-Khal A Mass of Despair
Chthonic Takasago Army
Chthonic Relentless Recurrence
Code Mut
Code Resplendent Grotesque
Confessor Condemned
Dark Millennium Ashore the Celestial Burden
Dark Millennium Diana Read Peace
Dark Suns Existence
Dead Can Dance Anastasis
Dead Can Dance The Serpent's Egg
Devin Townsend Ziltoid the Omniscient
Devin Townsend Terria
Devin Townsend Physicist
Devin Townsend Project Ghost
Dodheimsgard Supervillain Outcast
Dornenreich Bitter ist's dem Tod zu dienen
Dornenreich Her Von Welken Nächten
Drawn Plan Be
Dropshard Anywhere But Home
Ebony Lake In Swathes of Brooding Light
Elend Winds Devouring Men
Emperor In the Nightside Eclipse
Emperor Prometheus: The Discipline of Fire...
Emperor IX Equilibrium
Enslaved In Times
Enslaved Vertebrae
Enslaved E
Ephel Duath Phormula
Ereb Altor Nattramn
Ewigkeit Radio Ixtlan
Ewigkeit Back to Beyond
Extol The Blueprint Dives
Extol Extol
Forgotten Silence Kro Ni Ka
Forgotten Silence KaBaAch
Haken Visions
Haken The Mountain
Hidden In The Fog Damokles
Hollenthon Domus Mundi
Hollenthon With Vilest of Worms to Dwell
Horrified In the Garden of the Unearthly Delights
Ihsahn Das Seelenbrechen
Intense, emotional, aggresive, disharmonic, melodic, spheric, melancholic, angry... This does not seem like the type of thing I'd love. But guess what? Upon joining Sputnikmusic, I noticed almost immediately that this album was held in very high regards. I ****ing knocked this one kids face in once. This album is pretty much like knocking face in for 45 minutes, plus breakdowns. I did not at all expect to like Das Seelenbrechen, but to be truthful, this kicks BUTT. That's right, BUTT. Das Seelenbrechen is sort of like the school bully that brutally beats you up every day and steals your lunch money, but over time becomes your best friend.
Ihsahn angL
In The Woods... Omnio
In The Woods... Pure
The greatest band in the motherfucking universe is back.. life can be great in times like these.
Kampfar Mellom Skogkledde Aaser
Katatonia Night Is the New Day
Katatonia Last Fair Deal Gone Down
Katatonia Viva Emptiness
Katatonia The Great Cold Distance
Katatonia Tonight's Decision
Kekal Acidity
Kekal The Painful Experience
Kekal Embrace The Dead
Khonsu Anomalia
Khonsu The Xun Protectorate
Lamented Souls The Origins Of Misery
Leprous The Congregation
12 fucking tracks. 12 T R A C K S! They can do no wrong! Einar was in the studio producing vocal wankery while the rest of the members watched. All they could say was "bruh" -_____-"
Leprous Tall Poppy Syndrome
Leprous Malina
Lux Occulta My Guardian Anger
Manes Vilosophe
Melechesh Sphynx
Melechesh Djinn
Midnight Odyssey Funerals from the Astral Sphere
Midnight Odyssey Shards of Silver Fade
Mithras Worlds Beyond the Veil
Mithras Time Never Lasts
My Dying Bride The Light at the End of the World
My Dying Bride Feel the Misery
My Dying Bride A Line of Deathless Kings
My Dying Bride Songs of Darkness, Words of Light
My Dying Bride For Lies I Sire
Myrath Tales of the Sands
Myrath Legacy
Nagelfar Hunengrab im herbst
Obsidian Gate Colossal Christhunt
Obsidian Gate The Vehemence
Odious Mirror of Vibrations
Odious Skin Age
Opeth Pale Communion
Following the speedy solo is a repetition of the intro riff, a very proggy move by Opeth.
Opeth Still Life
Opeth Damnation
Opeth Orchid
Opeth Morningrise
Pain of Salvation One Hour by the Concrete Lake
Pain of Salvation Remedy Lane
Pain of Salvation The Perfect Element, Part 1
Phlebotomized Skycontact
Phlebotomized Preach Eternal Gospels
Porcupine Tree Up the Downstair
Porcupine Tree Fear of a Blank Planet
Psychotic Waltz Bleeding
Psychotropic Transcendental Ax Libereld...
Psypheria Embrace The Mutation
Samsas Traum Utopia
Saor Roots
Septicflesh Titan
Septicflesh Sumerian Daemons
Septicflesh Revolution DNA
Septicflesh Codex Omega
Shadow Gallery Digital Ghosts
Solefald World Metal. Kosmopolis Sud
Solefald Pills Against The Ageless Ills
Solefald The Linear Scaffold
Solefald Norron Livskunst
Solefald Red For Fire: An Icelandic Odyssey Part 1
Solefald Neonism
Spiral Architect A Sceptic's Universe
Strapping Young Lad City
Strapping Young Lad rocks my hairy anus. And that is fact.
Strapping Young Lad Heavy as a Really Heavy Thing
Tactile Gemma Tactile Gemma
The 3rd and the Mortal Painting on Glass
The Angelic Process Weighing Souls With Sand
The Devin Townsend Band Accelerated Evolution
The Ruins Of Beverast Foulest Semen of a Sheltered Elite
The Ruins Of Beverast Blood Vaults - The Blazing Gospels of Heinrich...
The Ruins Of Beverast Exuvia
Theocracy As the World Bleeds
Thormenthor Abstract Divinity
Thy Catafalque Sgùrr
Timeghoul Complete Discography
Ulver Nattens Madrigal
Ulver Wars of the Roses
Ulver Kveldssanger
Ulver The Assassination of Julius Caesar
Universe 217 Universe217
Urfaust Der freiwillige Bettler
Urfaust Empty Space Meditation
Varuna The Epical Trilogy of Vorlaufen I: Night Master
Vauxdvihl To Dimension Logic
Ved Buens Ende Written In Waters
Vediog Svaor In The Distance
Verdunkeln Einblick In Den Qualenfall
Vintersorg Odemarkens Son
Vintersorg Orkan
Nothing new here but still REALLY good, always some good work from Vintersorg.
Visceral Evisceration Incessant Desire for Palatable Flesh
Voices (UK) London
Void Of Silence Human Antithesis
Votum :KTONIK:
Warning The Strength to Dream
Windir 1184
Winds Prominence and Demise
Winterhorde Underwatermoon
Wintersun Time I
Wintersun Wintersun
Xerxes (CH) Beyond My Imagination
Yearning Plaintive Scenes
Yearning Frore Meadow
Zero Hour Metamorphosis
Zero Hour A Fragile Mind

3.5 great
Altar of Plagues Teethed Glory and Injury
Amorphis Tuonela
Anaal Nathrakh Vanitas
Overwhelming madness! (in a good way) It's kinda like AAUUGHGARHHAHAHAHHAAHHHHAHAHAHHHHH the whole time!
Anaal Nathrakh In the Constellation of the Black Widow
Anacrusis Manic Impressions
Anathema The Optimist
Anuryzm All Is Not For All
Autumnblaze Perdition Diaries
Averse The Endesque Chants
Blind Guardian A Night at the Opera
Bloodbath The Fathomless Mastery
Borknagar Borknagar
Burzum Hvis lyset tar oss
Carach Angren Where the Corpses Sink Forever
Catharsis (USA-CA) Pathways To Wholeness
Cephalic Carnage Xenosapien
Chthonic Mirror Of Retribution
Confessor Unraveled
Control Denied The Fragile Art of Existence
Cynic Kindly Bent to Free Us
Dark Suns Swanlike
Dark Suns Orange
Devin Townsend Project Addicted
Devin Townsend Project Z2
Devin Townsend Project Epicloud
Edge of Sanity Purgatory Afterglow
Edge of Sanity Crimson
Empyrium Songs of Moors and Misty Fields
Entropia Simetria
Ereb Altor Fire Meets Ice
Eumeria Rebel Mind
Extol Burial
Fleurety Min Tid Skal Komme
Forgotten Woods The Curse Of Mankind
Frantic Bleep The Sense Apparatus
Haken Affinity
Horrendous Ecdysis
In Vain Aenigma
Kadenzza The Second Renaissance
Kataxu Hunger of Elements
Lethe When Dreams Become Nightmares
Limbonic Art Epitome Of Illusion
Limbonic Art A Legacy of Evil
Lorelei Lore of Lies
Melechesh Emissaries
Melechesh As Jerusalem Burns...Al´Intisar
Mirrorthrone Carriers of Dust
Munruthel Epocha Vodoleya
My Dying Bride The Angel and the Dark River
Myrath Hope
Ne Obliviscaris Portal of I
netra Mélancolie Urbaine
netra Sørbyen
netra Ingrats
Nevermore This Godless Endeavor
Nokturnal Mortum The Voice of Steel
Noneuclid Metatheosis
Obscura Omnivium
Opeth Deliverance
Opeth My Arms, Your Hearse
Panopticon Roads to the North
Pantheist O Solitude
Paragon of Beauty Seraphine...Far Gone Gleam
Pavor Furioso
Ras Algethi Oneiricon - The White Hypnotic
Revocation Teratogenesis
Revocation Chaos of Forms
Riverside Anno Domini High Definition
Saor Guardians
Septicflesh Mystic Places of Dawn
Shape of Despair Monotony Fields
Sieges Even Life Cycle
Soen Cognitive
Solstice (UK) Lamentations
Stargazer A Great Work of Ages
Storm Corrosion Storm Corrosion
Stratovarius Visions
Sun of the Sleepless To The Elements
TesseracT One
The Fall of Every Season From Below
The Kovenant Nexus Polaris
The Meads of Asphodel The Murder Of Jesus The Jew
The Monolith Deathcult Trivmvirate
Thy Light Suici.De.pression
Thy Light No Morrow Shall Dawn
Vintersorg Visions From The Spiral Generator
Vuvr Pilgrimage
Winterhorde Nebula
X Japan Art of Life
Xasthur To Violate the Oblivious

3.0 good
Ad Nauseam Nihil Quam Vacuitas Ordinatum Est
Ahab Call Of The Wretched Sea
Amestigon Thier
Atrox Terrestrials
Batushka Litourgiya
Behemoth Thelema.6
Blazing Eternity A World To Drown In
Chaostar Threnody
Coldworld Melancholie
Communic Waves Of Visual Decay
Contrastic Contrastic
Dark Suns Everchild
Devin Townsend Project Transcendence
Die Verbannten Kinder Evas Come Heavy Sleep
Empyrium Weiland
Esoteric Paragon Of Dissonance
Fleshgod Apocalypse Agony
Ghost (SWE) Opus Eponymous
Haggard And Thou Shalt Trust The Seer
Haken Aquarius
Heartless Suicidal Engagement
Job for a Cowboy Demonocracy
Karnivool Sound Awake
Katatonia The Fall of Hearts
This is so disappointing it's ridiculous. Katatonia at their dullest.
Keep of Kalessin Armada
Kekal Audible Minority
Le Grand Guignol The Great Maddening
Lux Occulta Kołysanki
Lychgate An Antidote for the Glass Pill
M8L8TH By the Wing of Black
Maladie ...Still...
Mental Home Black Art
Mithras Forever Advancing... Legions
Monumentum In Absentia Christi
Mourning Beloveth The Sullen Sulcus
My Dying Bride Like Gods of the Sun
My Dying Bride As the Flower Withers
Negura Bunget OM
Nile At the Gate of Sethu
Obliteration Black Death Horizon
Obscura Akróasis
Oxiplegatz Sidereal Journey
Oxxo Xoox Namidae
Septicflesh Esoptron
Summoning Oath Bound
Supuration The Cube
The Crevices Below Below the Crevices
Unholy Matrimony Croire, Decroitre
Urfaust Apparitions
Votum Metafiction
Windir Likferd

2.5 average
40 Watt Sun Wider than the Sky
More like Wider than Noctus' butthole. Album of the Year contender.rEDIT: Not AOTY contender for me :/
Agalloch The Mantle
Akercocke Rape of The Bastard Nazerene
Albino Slug Albino Slug
Amorphis The Beginning of Times
Anaal Nathrakh Passion
Anaal Nathrakh The Whole of the Law
This bands gimmick is getting incredibly tiresome.
Carach Angren This Is No Fairytale
Clouds (INT) Doliu
Cytotoxin Radiophobia
Dark Suns Grave Human Genuine
Elend A World in Their Screams
Falloch Where Distant Spirits Remain
Fleshgod Apocalypse King
Forgotten Woods As the Wolves Gather
Immolation Close to a World Below
Pfft, More like Close to a Turd Below. One of the WORST albums of all time!
Insomnium One for Sorrow
Karnivool Asymmetry
Liturgy The Ark Work
Malvery Mortal Entrenchment in Requiem
My Dying Bride Turn Loose the Swans
Nevermore The Obsidian Conspiracy
Rotting Christ Theogonia
Scar Symmetry The Singularity - Phase I: Neohumanity
Spawn of Possession Incurso
Symphony X Iconoclast
Vintersorg Solens Rotter
Wintersun The Forest Seasons

2.0 poor
Agoraphobic Nosebleed Altered States of America
Beyond Creation Earthborn Evolution
Chelsea Grin Ashes to Ashes
Good Gawd. These guys can't do anything right what the fuck.
Converge Jane Doe
this band is almost as awesome as Job for a Cowboy

Edit: This is still a piece of shit. Don't be fooled by the average rating.
Dark Funeral Attera Totus Sanctus
Deathspell Omega The Synarchy of Molten Bones
Design the Skyline Nevaeh
Diapsiquir A.N.T.I.
Fleshgod Apocalypse Labyrinth
Inquisition Ominous Doctrines of the Perpetual Mystical...
Job for a Cowboy Doom
Kekal Autonomy
Ne Obliviscaris Citadel
Necrophagist Epitaph
Pain of Salvation Be
The Black Dahlia Murder Deflorate
The Zenith Passage Solipsist

1.5 very poor
Akhlys The Dreaming I
In Flames Come Clarity
Morbid Angel Illud Divinum Insanus
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal

1.0 awful
Chelsea Grin Chelsea Grin
Well at least it's better than deathcore bands like Death, Immolation, Gorguts and Cryptopsy.
DoomThrone Skeleton Veiled in Flesh

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