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5.0 classic
American Football American Football
Good Kid Good Kid
What a great album. I'm not much of an indie guy, but every song on here slaps.
Green Day Dookie
Lower Than Atlantis World Record
I can say that Lower Than Atlantis is one of the most underappreciated bands ever. The way they changed their sound and still have those catchy melodies makes them so inspiring. World Record showed that they could still make good music without the melodic hardcore sound they were playing around with. Every song has a meaning, like Deadliest Catch that tells a tale of a man that caught the most girl but got away from him. LTA made a gem for fans of alternative rock and emo, and delivered it just right.
Lower Than Atlantis Far Q
I often find melodic hardcore bland and boring that tries too hard to be different from the rest. But Far Q changes the sound in a perfect way that still brings a tear to my eye. Fast paced tracks like B.O.R.E.D and I'm Not Bulimic keeps your heart racing with emotional anthems like Taping Songs Off the Radio and Down With the Kids put a smile on my face.
Michael Jackson Thriller
Origami Angel Somewhere City
A classic journey to the summer days as a kid. This is what every midwestern album should at least somewhat sound like. Riffs, melodies, lyrics, drums, background vocals, everything. It's emo at its finest.
Shiner Lula Divinia
4.7. What a gem! The tones of the guitars, synths, bass, vocals, all of it! They fit together so perfectly, it's hard to decide which song is the best.
Toby Fox Undertale OST
Turnover Peripheral Vision
Vince Guaraldi Trio A Charlie Brown Christmas
Snoopy is able to clap Thanos's cheeks with this album, it's THAT good

4.5 superb
2814 新しい日の誕生
Every song made me travel into a new R E A L I T Y
Alkaline Trio Maybe I'll Catch Fire
And So I Watch You From Afar And So I Watch You From Afar
Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works 85-92
Arch Echo Arch Echo
Album is shorter than any Dream Theater song, so automatic 4.5
Archspire Bleed the Future
At the Drive-In Relationship of Command
August Burns Red Constellations
Babbletron Mechanical Royalty
Beastie Boys Licensed to Ill
This was a fun album. This was in my cd collection and got me jamming in my bedroom. I even wanted to sing "Girls" in music class (but it never happened). Beastie Boys spit rhymes and throws down some good rythms.
Black Mountain Transmitter Black Goat Of The Woods
Botch An Anthology of Dead Ends
Brand of Sacrifice Lifeblood
It's near-perfect for me. I love the breakdowns, low growls, and everything. But the thing that bums me out is the orchestra. It's good...too good. Not everyone loves deathcore, and it's a shame that some can't experience the whole thing with the chaos and beauty. But I hope newcomers can listen to this in awe because it really is a work of art in the metal scene.
Chat Pile God's Country
Chevelle This Type Of Thinking (Could Do Us In)
CHON Demo 2008
CHON Newborn Sun
This album was unexpecting for me. Guitars and drums left me feeling amazing after listening to this, and I was studying for exams. Definitely a great listen.
Coheed and Cambria The Second Stage Turbine Blade
Converge Jane Doe
Covet effloresce
Crippling Alcoholism When The Drugs That Made You Sick Are The Drugs...
Dananananaykroyd There Is A Way
Dance Gavin Dance Acceptance Speech
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain
Deftones Diamond Eyes
Desaparecidos Read Music/Speak Spanish
Don Caballero American Don
Down I Go Gods
By the gods, from the gods, for the gods. My only complaint is it's too short and too good. My theme song is going to be Poseidon, and that track will give me the strength to chokehold Andrew Tate into submission. Of course, he would pass out because he would be too stubborn to accept defeat.
Down I Go This Is Disastercore
Fair to Midland Fables From a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True
Fleshwater We're Not Here To Be Loved
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Four Year Strong Rise Or Die Trying
Good Kid Good Kid 2
Same as before, but still holds up to the last EP. Good Kid is the next big thing.
Good Tiger Raised in a Doomsday Cult
Artsy, psychedelic, and old school. The electronics, guitar pedals, and vocals makes this Good Tiger's sickess album.
Guthrie Govan Erotic Cakes
Hail the Sun Culture Scars
Haken Fauna
Icarus the Owl Rearm Circuits
Ice Nine Kills The Silver Scream 2: Welcome to Horrorwood
It's no wonder why INK is currently one of the most exciting artists in the metalcore scene. You get brutal breakdowns, jaw dropping vocal arrangements, and top tier songwriting. This album is hands down AOTY for me.
Intervals Circadian
This has to be one of the best prog jazz fusion album I have heard. The riffs really grabs me in, and the tone and mixing makes it sound refreshing. Keep up the good work, Aaron.
Lovejoy Pebble Brain
Macintosh Plus Floral Shoppe
Macroblank デ​ス​ウ​ィ​ッ​シ​ュ
Metallica Master of Puppets
Mick Gordon Doom OST
Moon Tooth Phototroph
Who knew you could make thrash, blues, prog, and stoner rock sound so epic and refreshing? I sure goddamn didn't! Every track explodes with groovy scales, great drum work, some of the best vocals, and badass determination. If you're having your doubts, then wait for Nymphaeaceae, probably the best song on this masterpiece. This could very well be AOTY.
MouthBreather (USA-MA) Pig
Ninjaspy Spüken
I don't whether to have a party or overthrow the government and start a fist fight with a
homeless person, but I love the album either way.
No Pressure No Pressure EP
Just a great debut! I liked how catchy their songs were and how fast paced it gets. But a few times, the guitars, drums, and vocals are so fast that we're given 1 or 2 minute tracks. Pushing that aside I like this EP. No Pressure at all.
Oingo Boingo Nothing to Fear
Omerta Hyperviolence
Omerta is definetly influenced by Slipknot, but creates their inspiration into something more dark and creative. With the brutal noises of Talent Show, and melodic sounds of Garbage, this is one EP you can not sleep on.
Origami Angel Quiet Hours
Origami Angel Gami Gang
Fuck my original soundoff, I want to play smash bros listening to this so that I have a new
Periphery Periphery
Periphery Periphery V: Djent is Not a Genre
Say sike right now....................................................guys, they didn't say
Periphery Periphery II: This Time It's Personal
Pig Destroyer Terrifyer
Plini Handmade Cities
It is Spring, and I listened to this in my bedroom. Every sound is so good, it's like an orgasm (like most jazz fusion). These dudes needs to do a movie soundtrack, it would sound brilliant.
Plini Sunhead
Polyphia Renaissance
Propagandhi Failed States
Pudding Club Songs Before Bed
This album makes me want to play Earthbound again, but I'm stupid and stuck on one part and haven't touched it since. I really want to play Earthbound again!
Queen A Night at the Opera
Resilia Gambit/Royal Flush
Some of the best swancore singles I have ever heard. If you like bands like Dance Gavin Dancem then this is for you.
Saint Pepsi Cash Wednesday
Shiner The Egg
Vinnymcscoop's famous Egg Sandwich===What you will need is two pieces of toast, eggs (scrambled), and mayonnaise. Preparation: Toast the bread to your liking, and scramble eggs however you scramble them. And once both of those are done, take the eggs and put them on one toast slice. Spread mayo on the other toast slice, and form the sandwich. Enjoy!
Slayer Reign in Blood
SPC ECO Fifteen
Spite Dedication To Flesh
Sunami Sunami
Sweet Pill Where the Heart Is
I like the direction that the 5th wave emo scene is going. It still sounds sad and very emotional, but it puts in twinkly guitar sounds that gives a whimsical charm to the songs. Sweet Pill is all about the scene, and gives us their best in their hopeless thinking.
Tallah The Generation of Danger
Shit hits harder than my dad's hands when I was five
Tera Melos Drugs / Complex
The Callous Daoboys Celebrity Therapist
This is the type of music to blast in a church while eating a bouquet of bananas in the evening
The Dillinger Escape Plan Irony Is a Dead Scene
Holy cow I was drawing while listening to this, and I have never drawn faster and neater before, this shit is like crack for the eardrums. Also, Mike Patton was singing with TDEP? LET'S FUCKING GOOOO!!!
The Home Team Slow Bloom
The Spongetaker Everywhere At The End Of Bikini Bottom
Spongebob: "Where is everybody?"rThis is like a joke without a punchline
The Story So Far Proper Dose
How the fuck did they make an upside down polaroid picture?
The Story So Far Under Soil and Dirt
Trepalium Voodoo Moonshine
Damn Meshuggah, I didn't know you were into jazz?
TTNG This Town Needs Guns
TTNG Animals
Would give it a 5. Needs more ARF ARF here, and a little bit of meow over there.
Turnstile Glow On
GLOW ON sure is one dreamy kick-ass album that gets ya dancing at the mosh pit. With
hardcore chords, twinkly electronic parts, and lyrics full of attitude, I regretted that I
slept on this album just because of Fly Again.
Vargskelethor Super Ghostbusters
I loved the part where Vargskelethon said "It's Bustin Time" and busted all over them. It's certainly the album of all time. Errorzone
Hardcore bands are meaning a lot to me right now. The absolute insanity and hurt that Errorzone is coming from definitely deserves its spotlight. Its fast opener Virus://Vibrance strikes the mood with its nu-metal influence and alien sounds, with other tracks having neat add-ins like backup vocals and choruses. The future they tell seems dark, but the story they live looks bright. This World Is Going to Ruin You
Vein.FM sure did go experimental on this one. I'm not going to diss on Errorvone, but This World Is Going To Ruin You had more variation to their tracks, keeping the album slightly more interesting. Lyrics are a bit of a step down, but its aggressive mathcore slash nu-metal influence is what we really come for.
Viscera Infest Verrucous Carcinoma
This. Is your brain on Sans X Garfield crackship lore
waterfront dining & 猫 シ Corp. Yuki
Little bit of vaporwave, LOTS of lofi. It was great background music for studying
Weezer Weezer
You Slut! Medium Bastard
Comedic, technically fun and fast-paced, and not allowed around woman

4.0 excellent
1inamillion DYNAMITE NAMA​-​BEER
1inamillion April April
A Wilhelm Scream Partycrasher
A Wilhelm Scream Mute Print
Abelia Kalamari
Abrupt Decay As It Came for Me, So Shall It Come for You.
Adebisi Shank This is the EP
Yep, seems right. r>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
Adebisi Shank This is the Second Album
Adebisi Shank This is the Album
Adebisi Shank This is the Third Album
Algernon Cadwallader Fun
Alpha Wolf A Quiet Place to Die
Alpha Wolf/Holding Absence The Lost & the Longing
American Football American Football (LP2)
Anamanaguchi Airbrushed
Anamanaguchi My Skateboard Will Go On
Anamanaguchi Mess
Anamanaguchi Summer Singles
Man I love it when people are on drugs they see the best shit ever
AnimalJam The Process of Dissension
I really don't like their singer, but guitars and bass gives me some good vibes.
Animals As Leaders Animals as Leaders
Arch Echo Story I
This band is really exciting and is amazing at what they do. Keep it up, and make some songs that aren't 7 minutes long.
Archspire Relentless Mutation
Asunojokei Island
Audio Karate Lady Melody
Beartooth Disgusting
Fun chaos this is! The LP is very Vein.FM, but I got some Blakfish vibes from it as well, with super groovy riffs and not-so-screamy vocals from other bands. I wish it had more melodic parts added into here.
Blakfish See You In Another City (plus b-sides and raritie)
Blakfish Champions
Blindside Silence
blink-182 Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
Blood Command Funeral Beach
Brand of Sacrifice Interstice
This Slaps Cock! Chugs, growls, and orchestra was all pleasing to the ear. There were a
few rough patches in the middle of the EP (Conviction), but it was a banger either way.
Bring Me the Horizon Sempiternal
Budgie Budgie
Captain, We're Sinking The Future Is Cancelled
Carnosus Visions of Infinihility
Casey Great Grief / Atone
Chat Pile/Nerver Brothers In Christ
CHON Woohoo!
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Pardon My French (Deluxe Edition)
Coheed and Cambria From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness
Colossal Brave the Elements
Corpsegrinder Corpsegrinder
Absolute carnage! I like the different genres packed into here, like the thrash, grind, death, all of that stuff. I don't go too far into the brutal death metal scene. But Cannibal Corpse is the best, and I love what George crafted here.
Covet catharsis
Dance Gavin Dance Dance Gavin Dance
Dance Gavin Dance Happiness
Dance Gavin Dance Instant Gratification
Dance Gavin Dance Downtown Battle Mountain II
Darko (US) Oni
Darko (US) Dethmask, Pt. 2
DARTZ! This Is My Ship
You gotta go to the park to understand the park and walk to the park and feed ducks at the park and go to the park and go to the park and go to the park go to the park tgo to the park go to the park go to the park go the park go to the park go to the park
Deftones White Pony
Delta Sleep Twin Galaxies
Diablo Swing Orchestra Sing-Along Songs for the Damned & Delirious
Dogleg Melee
Don Broco Priorities
Down I Go This Is Dinocore
Down I Go You're Lucky God, That I Cannot Reach You
Drumcorps Better Days
Electric Callboy TEKKNO
Enslaved Heimdal
Eternity Forever Fantasy
Eyes (DK) Congratulations
Faex Optim Start with the River
First And Forever Til Death Do Us Part
Flametal The Elder
Fleshwater Demo
For being a demo, this is not bad. Last track had a bit of a weird sound at the beginning, but kept its steady pace afterwards.
Foo Fighters Greatest Hits
Foreign Hands Bleed the Dream
Is it me, or does the music box look a lot like a salamander
Four Year Strong Go Down In History
Four Year Strong Brain Pain
A fresh new sound for fans of easycore. Four Year Strong pushes their musical experience to another level with songs like their opener "It's Cool", and their fast paced self titled track "Brain Pain". A fun, catchy, and memorable album for future pop punk fans and old time listeners of FYS.
Four Year Strong Enemy of the World
fromjoy only here
If Vaporwave and had a baby, then this is what you would get.
fromjoy fromjoy
Givre Destin Messianique
Go It Alone The Only Blood Between Us
Pretty hardcore, even with the 8 minute rain audio at the end
Gojira L'Enfant Sauvage
Good Kid Good Kid 3
Good Tiger A Head Full of Moonlight
Greyhaven This Bright and Beautiful World
Hot Mulligan You'll Be Fine
Hundredth Rare
Hyper Potions Collector's Box
I Kill Giants I Kill Giants
I Met a Yeti Yeti Camp
Infant Annihilator The Battle of Yaldabaoth
Intervals The Way Forward
Islands of Pear Capturing a Likeness
Islands of Pear Releasing a Weakness
Jack Stauber Jack Stauber's OPAL (Original Soundtrack)
John Mayer Room for Squares
JYOCHO As the Gods Say
Kaonashi Why Did You Do It?
Karmanjakah Ancient Skills
Kiss Kiss Reality Vs. The Optimist
Knocked Loose Pop Culture
Dang, even when Knocked Loose was in the beginning of their career they spitted fire. I mean, the sound kinda stays the same for most of the EP, but at least it doesn't hold back on the anger.
Knocked Loose Laugh Tracks
Knocked Loose A Different Shade of Blue
4.1 Might be my favorite Knocked Loose album, despite the same formula that's
in every song. I love how each song has their own specialty about it, whether it would be
slow and foreboding or fast and pissed, it's one of the coolest I have listened to.
Lorna Shore ...And I Return to Nothingness
Mixing is weird, but everything in this ep is crazy. Will Ramos is definetly killing it, figuratively and literally.
Lovejoy Wake Up & It's Over
Lower Than Atlantis Demo 2007
Machine Girl WLFGRL
Maps and Atlases Tree, Swallows, Houses
Master Boot Record Interrupt Request
Lightning Mcqueen: Goofy, I'm going to open the demoncore with this screwdriverrGoofy:*A-yup* WAIT NO, MCQUEEN, STOP YOU'RE GOING TO KILL US ALL!rLightning McQueen: Ok here I go.r*Lifts demoncore and then slams shut*r*The radiation runs through both of there bodies*rLightning McQueen and Goofy: AAAAHHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHH
Mattachine/Mikau Eject Modernity, Erase Tradition
Meshuggah obZen
Meshuggah Immutable
Meshuggah Nothing
Mom Jeans. Sweet Tooth
MouthBreather (USA-MA) I'm Sorry Mr. Salesman
MouthBreather (USA-MA) Dollmeat
Mr. Bungle Mr. Bungle
I've heard some weird shit in my life. I listened to a song about gay cowboys getting fucked (Ram Ranch). But this is close to the top, and it's fun on every scale. While it is long with the samples put in, and, yeah, the sound is very taboo. for many people. But if you introduce them to like "Carousel" or "My Ass Is On Fire", then they might see some of the charms. The many different instruments, the unpredictable change of genres, and the clown vocals from Mike Patton deserve the title of "Best Avant-Garde" album to ever exist!
Mudvayne L.D. 50
My Chemical Romance Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge
Napalm Death Enemy of the Music Business
Narrow Head Moments of Clarity
Neck Deep The Peace And The Panic
Negative Blast Echo Planet
420th rating wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LET'S GO GUYS IT'S MY 420TH RATING sadly it was on 4:22 p.m.
Nito N I T O - EP
No Pressure No Pressure
This one is really hard to rate. The amount of energy in every track is so exciting to
keep track of this LP's score (I should probably get a pen and paper next time). But what
I picked up from this, it's as fun and catchy as the EP (Both Sides, Stuck Here), but has
some of those weirdly quick ones just like the EP (Too Far, Same Thing). All of that
aside, No Pressure once again proves that 90s punk rock is not dead.
No Pressure Can't Forget
Very nice! This was fast paced, catchy, and refreshing to listen to. I like it alot, even if the drummer had a sketchy history.
Nothingface Skeletons
Nothingface Violence
Origami Angel Doing the Most
It's all shitz and giggles until GAMI GANG shows up on a tricycle.
Origami Angel DEPART
Proof that shit can go from 0 to 100 in the span of three days
Owls Owls
Paledusk WIND BACK
All I can just say is "WOW"! The EP starts out aggressive and pissed with the usual Paledusk style of EDM and metal. But half way, it changes into more of an emotional and pop punk type of feeling that just feels beautiful. I can't understand why they don't have more recognition in the metal, they are absolutely insane on every track. I recommend if you like heart-stopping songs that goes all over the place.
Pantera Vulgar Display of Power
Periphery Periphery III: Select Difficulty
Possibly my favorite Periphery album. Most of the songs have great melodic taste with the usual djent influences in here. While some of their earlier releases were heavier and quite catchy, I feel like this has something special about it. Without Misha, I would not look at djent the same.
pg.99 Document #8
Pig Destroyer Prowler in the Yard
Piglet lava land
Pizza Hotline LEVEL SELECT
pizzamachine HELLISH DEVICES
pizzamachine Shriller Killer
Berried Alive if they sucked. Send this album to the person you would kiss the most
Plini Other Things
Plini Impulse Voices
Plini The End of Everything
Plini Sweet Nothings
Plini/Sithu Aye I
Polar Bear Club The Redder, The Better
Polyphia The Most Hated
Porcupine Tree Deadwing
Portal Outre
potsu Silent Dialogue
Good digestable lofi with some creamy jazz and funk. What does it taste like? STATIC!
Proceed Curious Electric
Properties of Nature Wolves in Business Suits
psychoangel psychosis:angelic [DEMO]
Real Friends There's Nothing Worse Than Too Late
Regulate Regulate
Reliqa I Don't Know What I Am
Resilia Well Intentioned: The Name of The Game
Royal Coda To Only a Few at First
Saint Pepsi Mannequin Challenge
Say Sue Me The Last Thing Left
Say Sue Me 10
see through person chariot
Shadow Of Intent Elegy
Shiner Starless
Showing Off To Thieves Everyone Has Their Secrets
I found this band a whike ago on Soundcloud, and thought it was pretty neat. It's a shame that there isn't a lot of info on the band, because the sound was quite unique for the alternative underground scene (Combination of Panic! At The Disco and Blakfish). It's a near 4.5 for me, since the quality isn't the best in some of the tracks.
Sianvar Sianvar
Silverstein A Shipwreck in the Sand
Silverstein This Is How the Wind Shifts
Sithu Aye Cassini
Six Gallery Breakthroughs in Modern Art
Slipknot Iowa
Soulkeeper Holy Design
Static Dress Rouge Carpet Disaster
Strawberry Girls American Graffiti
Suis La Lune Heir
Sum 41 All Killer No Filler
I remembered having this album when my mom dug through her old CD collection. I really liked the song "Fat Lip", so I was stoked when I got my hands on it. I listened to this LP so many times I barely lost count. This was definetly all killer, no filler.
Sunami Demonstration
I've heard of some stupid but this is stoopid crazy SUNAMI IS FUCKING MY MOM TONIGHT!!!
Sweet Trip Velocity : Design : Comfort
Tera Melos Drugs to the Dear Youth
Listen to this while eating someone's face off. Well recommended!
The Dear Hunter Act I: The Lake South, the River North
The Dillinger Escape Plan Calculating Infinity
The Exploration For Cabana
The Exploration Basement Demo
I like to imagine that the kid on the cover is telling the most heart-wrenching story you
ever heard and the whale is like "Whatever I'm too high for your midwestern emo ass."
The Jezabels Prisoner
The Receiving End of Sirens Between the Heart and the Synapse
The Speed of Sound in Seawater Red Version
Their / They're / There Their / They're / There
Title Fight Shed
toe The Book About My Idle Plot on a Vague Anxiety
TotorRo Home Alone
TTNG Hippy Jam fest
-Translate band name into braille________________________________________________________r-
Print album cover for flat CD
Various Artists Nobody Here: Eccos of The Past
Veil of Maya Matriarch
Weezer SZNZ: Winter
Overall, a solid 3.5 for the whole SZNZ. Every part
captures each season very well, except for Summer.
The formula is as usual as a nice sunny day, but
some of the lyrical choices is like an annoyingly
cold breeze. Rivers has a good voice, Spring
captures Springs perfectly (in it's good parts), and
most of all it sounds like Weezer. It's no Blue
Album, but it's a fun record to end the year to.
Weird Al Yankovic UHF
Will Smith Greatest Hits
Best hip hop cd I listened to. This used to be playing on my radio every night. Few songs
in here are not too good (Parents just don't get it, Will 2k), but it's still one of my
favorites as a child.
Edit: Ok, yeah, my thoughts on him have kinda changed, but at least this album was before
that shit.
Wilmette Anxious Body
That dude looks familiar. He looked like one of my friends in the quantum realm. Fun guy, he usually talked about the destruction of reality and Taco Bell if he was in a good mood. But yeah, fun EP.
Wormrot Hiss
In the loving memory of Grindcore Goat, the most metal animal in the barnyard
xSPONGEXCOREx Don't Mess With TexXxas
Rev up those chugs, cause I sure am ready for some brvtalness!
xSPONGEXCOREx How Tough Are Yah?
Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is the most hardcore shit you'll ever hear!
xSPONGEXCOREx The Panty Raid
It amazes me how creative and bored people can get. It's literally just Spongebob audio clips played over hardcore metal. But it works so well that even Knocked Loose would shit their pants listening to this. Some tracks are a little too copy and paste, yet that's just the fun of it really. This is proof that metal can be fun again! Oh, one last thing, I think I heard him using mayonnaise as an instrument
xSPONGEXCOREx Bikini Bottom Beatdown
(Counting this as the entire discography) Ridiculous, heavy, and PINK! That's how I would describe xSpongexCorex. The gimmick might be stale and a few tracks have weird production (Ex. Forever), though the project lives up to its name. The riffs were heavy, the audio samples were fun, and it felt like a big adventure in the Bikini Bottom. So whenever I feel like throwing down, find me in the Krusty Krab.
XweaponX Weapon X Demo
xWeaponx/World Of Pleasure Weapon of Pleasure
Young Fathers Heavy Heavy
Zebrahead MFZB

3.5 great
$uicideboy$ The Long Term Effects of SUFFERING
"If you wanna hear basically the same stuff over and over, you'll like this. 2.3/5" ok RATE
IT THEN your review is meaningless unless you press the "rate it" button and give it a 2.5
(or less, or more, anything you want baby girl). You know what's weirder, you're not the
first person on here that has done this. Anyway, RATE THE DAMN ALBUM ($uicideboy$ slap
cock also)! Also, sorry if I attacked ya hard, nothing personal lol.
1inamillion Paradox/Factory
5ever Forever
A Day To Remember Homesick
A Wilhelm Scream Career Suicide
A Wilhelm Scream Ruiner
Aluxes / Properties of Nature Odd Figures
Anal Trump The First 100 Songs
Ok, this is hilarious! The fact that all of these songs are less than 10 seconds long with different tempos and surprisingly groovy chugs make this quite impressive. But it ain't the best. The one dude's goblin vocals are kinda cringe and kill the mood through some of this. But, I am a fan of this. I did find Trump somewhat funny, and I can't wait to hear more.
Anamanaguchi Endless Fantasy
Anamanaguchi Aurora
Architects All Our Gods Have Abandoned Us
Atomic Guava Peasants of the Future
August Burns Red Death Below
Art looks like an abandoned Disneyland with a buff mickey mouse
Bad Omens The Death of Peace of Mind
Beartooth B-Sides
Love Beartooth and their work. I love b-sides and all things unreleased, so this is really something.
Belmont Belmont
Bizzy Bone Speaking In Tongues
Blakfish See You In Another City
In the world of early 2000s british independent music, Blakfish created their unique blend of underground punk and mathcore. Vocals can get a bit screechy at times, but will have the nice, clean, British accented singing mixed in. Guitars have a major role in the band, having many math rock influences with some hardcore punk riffs blended in with the fast paced drums playing. Few of the songs were alright. But for the most part, Blakfish crafted See You in Another City to an absolutly fun and inspiring EP.
Bloodywood Rakshak
Ok, was it the best album of the year? No, definetly was not. But was it fun to listen to? Hell Yeah! I know people don't like it because of the gimmicks and whatever, but it got those moments that I found quite enjoyable. Much love for India!
Brand of Sacrifice Between Death and Dreams
One epic single, two fantastic singles, and...a four-song release? Well this isn't a rpogchamp moment. Also, AI art looks sick
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Cabin Boy Osland
CHON Homey
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Pardon My French
Dananananaykroyd Hey Everyone
Dance Gavin Dance Head Hunter/Blood Wolf
Dance Gavin Dance Mothership
Fuck Tilian! Good voice, but fuck him, man! This dude needs some serious help.
Dance Gavin Dance Whatever I Say Is Royal Ocean
Dance Gavin Dance Jackpot Juicer
Data Select Party This Charm Is Charmless
Deftones Deftones
Donovan Wolfington Scary Stories You Tell In The Dark
Down I Go This Is Robotcore
Drain (USA-CA) Living Proof
Dreamshade A Pale Blue Dot
Dreamshade Grey Days
Dwellings Lavender Town
Feed The Rhino The Burning Sons
Fighting With Wire Man Vs Monster
Foreign Hands Lucid Noise
Four Year Strong Four Year Strong
Four Year Strong In Some Way, Shape, or Form.
Free Throw Those Days Are Gone
fromjoy away
It was like I was left in the waiting room and needed to sit down for half an hour, but I still got my phone to dick around on. The wait was worth it.
fromjoy the deafening sound of doubt
Frontside (US) Closer to Closure
Goolagoon Patrickviolence Demo
Groundwork Today We Will Not Be Invisible Nor Silent
He Is Legend Endless Hallway
Don't know what to expect from this, but sour got me
into this real quick
Edit: This is nice, never thought I needed djent
post-grunge before
HeadAche (WAT) Food for Thwart
Ok, not bad for a solo career. But goddamnit, I started really getting into them when after they split and this just felt like a blow to the stomach.
Hundred Reasons Glorious Sunset
Idlewild The Remote Part
Really cool album. The sound they produce is phenomenal, however I found myself trying to push through the more softer songs that feel almost monotone. Synths, digital beats, and R.E.M influence kind of gives me the idea of what they were going for, but it's just not my thing (Except for R.E.M I like those guys). But yeah, I don't hate it.
Issues Issues
JOHNNASCUS Out of Place as the Moon in the Sky
Knocked Loose A Tear in the Fabric of Life
Los Campesinos! Hello Sadness
Lower Than Atlantis Lower Than Atlantis
Wasn't their best, but wasn't their worse. I can give credit to their catchy melodies and somewhat clich lyrics because they were just doing something different. Here We Go is for sure their best song on here, but keep away from Words Don't Come So Easily.
Lower Than Atlantis Changing Tune
Meshuggah Catch Thirtythree
mewithoutYou Brother, Sister
Millencolin Pennybridge Pioneers
Minus the Bear Highly Refined Pirates
Mizuirono_inu Tokyo Virus Love Story
Fuck, oh my god, even if I was fluent in Katana, I wouldn't get this experimental screamo
Mudvayne The End of All Things to Come
No Knife Fire In The City Of Automatons
Obituary Frozen in Time
Origami Angel Hey There/Mark My Words
Origami Angel re: turn
Before you listen, it is an acoustic album with a different sound. But the magic is it
still has the Origami Angel vibe. I don't want to spoil anything else, so give it a
Origami Button Button Season
Origami JP 車窓から​ (​Trains)
Palette Knife New Game+
Paper Mill Past The West Way
pg.99 Document #5
Polyphia Inspire
Polyphia New Levels New Devils
Polyphia Remember That You Will Die
Kinda sad there's no Aaron Marshals feature, but nonetheless I got high hopes for this.
Edit: Good, but shit you really need the gangster raps in here?
Resilia Silver/Amnesty feat Danny Salsbury
Rolo Tomassi Where Myth Becomes Memory
Satyr Locus
see through person Sun
Sermon Of Golden Verse
Shame (UK) Food For Worms
Silverstein Misery Made Me
Slipknot Vol. 3: The Subliminal Verses
Snail's House エイリアン☆ポップ III
I listened to alot of Ujico back in middle school, and will listen to him when I feel like I'm
in the mood. The EP has two amazing tracks that got stuck in my head, while the last half is
pretty decent. I love Snail House, and always will.
Snail's House PIXELIZE
Spiritbox Rotoscope
It's Spiritbox, only more interesting and has more groove.
Taken Between Two Unseens
Tallah Matriphagy
Thank You Scientist Stranger Heads Prevail
The Audition Self-Titled Album
The Brave Little Abacus Just Got Back from the Discomfort...
The Callous Daoboys Die on Mars
Landed at 3.7 for this Daoboy album. It's a great album for the mathcore scene, but it has too much of the average shit I hear. While it might be fun to listen the *chug squel chug squel* breakdowns, they used it like 3 or 4 times and bored me before the fun chaotic panic notes kick in. Overall, I would listen again. I just need to skip over a few (Cobra Winfrey especially).
The Last Ten Seconds Of Life Disquisition On An Execution
Motherfucker got his back for him, this is what true
friendship looks like
The Number Twelve Looks Like You Put On Your Rosy Red Glasses
The Prodigy The Fat of the Land
The Sawtooth Grin Good.
Grind as a whole is something I'm not used to. Sure, I've listened to Cannibal Corpse and
what not, but none of that gutteral stuff. That's why I was surprised The Sawtooth Grin
cooked the mutilated turkey before Thanksgiving. The technicality is very mathcore and the
guitar work is solid, but the outro song is the least savory cranberry sauce they have to
offer. Despite the few bumps, it's a nice return for the Black Friday season.
Tirade Nothing Dramatic
Cool EP, but nothing too groundbreaking. They really had to work a bit more on the sound. Nonetheless, I would recommend it if you like old LTA and Don Broco.
Tomb Mold Cryptic Transmissions
TotorRo Come to Mexico
TTNG Adventure, Stamina and Anger
TTNG First Demo Old Data in a New Machine, Vol. 1
Wargasm (UK) The Mixxxtape
I would have gave it a 4 if they putted in Patron Saints
Weezer SZNZ: Autumn
Wolf and Bear Everything Is Going Grey
Wstr Til' the Wheels Fall Off
xSPONGEXCOREx Sweet Robot Krabz
The one that goes 0-0-0-0-0-1-1-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-0-0-0-2-2-2-2-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-0-0-0-2-2-2-2
xSPONGEXCOREx Bold and Thrash
What I learn in mosh school is: WALL OF DEATH!!!!r

3.0 good
AC/DC High Voltage
"Yeah lets just add the words rock n' roll in almost every song we have"
Alice Cooper The Best of Alice Cooper: Mascara & Monsters
I'm not too into Alice Cooper, but when I look back on this it was pretty good. It's not very heavy, but focuses on the symphonies more. This gives me some major nostalgia.
AnimalJam AnimalJam
Basil's Kite Shooting Tsars
Blank Banshee Blank Banshee 0
Brand New The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me
Cold Year Of The Spider
Data Select Party No Girls Allowed
Decade Good Luck
What keep me liking these guys was their vocals, guitar work, and some of their singles. But a few of these songs aren't really grand, compared to Brainfreeze or British Winter. But at least Decade had their own charm, or still do. I don't know, they have not been active for years now.
Decade Decade
Better than the rest of the discography at least. But I think it's better on other streaming platforms than Youtube, since I heard a weird clicking sound that really hurted my ears.
Eminem Curtain Call: The Hits
Four Year Strong Brain Pain (Deluxe)
Four Year Strong Demo
Don't listen to Monstar, RODT is Four Year Strong's best album
Frightened Rabbit The Midnight Organ Fight
Fugazi In on the Kill Taker
Haggus The Masked Mincer (IFR​-​174)
Terrible vocals except for Kenny from South Park on the muffled screams, good guitar work,
and a shit snare drum. It's mince as hell, but it is stupid fun.
HORSE the band R. Borlax
Hurt Vol. 1
La Dispute Wildlife
Lorna Shore Pain Remains
Even the emotional songs sounded the same. It's like watching a Lego movie before The Lego Movie released: Oh yeah they have different characters from different movies or shows, different plotlines, but in the end, IT'S AN UNDERBUDGET LEGO MOVIE!!!r
Lotus Eater Machine Prisoner to Seven Demons
Lower Than Atlantis Bretton
Don't give two shits if it's juvenile, I'm buying rthe cdrEdit: Juvenile goodness this is
Mom Jeans. best buds
Off Minor Innominate
Oozing Wound Vape and Pillage
Origami Angel Gen 3
Periphery Icarus
Polar Everywhere, Everything
Polterguise Eurydice
Red Vox Afterthoughts
Oh hey, it's the dude that says "SPIIEEEEEEEEEEN"! All jokes aside, this should be neat.
Scholastic Deth Final Examiner
Slipknot The End, So Far
Slipknot All Hope Is Gone
Squid Pisser My Tadpole Legion
Swiss Army Wife Medium Gnarly
...whatever, it's good. Not original, but it's goofy enough to be tolerated. I can hear their mom jeans. inspiration and, unsurprisingly, it's following the new taste of midwestern emo. Might need a bit of standing out, but it's a fun record to feel some of the nostalgia.
The Caretaker Patience (After Sebald)
The Receiving End of Sirens The Earth Sings Mi Fa Mi
The Sound of Animals Fighting Apeshit
Transgressive Extreme Transgression
Two Door Cinema Club Tourist History
Vaperror Mana Pool
Wasn't too bad. I liked how the whole album felt, but it wasn't iconic in any way.
Weezer SZNZ: Spring
World of Pleasure World Of Pleasure and Friends
Zapruder Fall In Line

2.5 average
.gif from god Digital Red
Allt The Seed of Self-Destruction
Angel Electronics Ultra Paradise
Kirby if all the Kirby games had like personalities and had a cringe 14 year old Gacha Life backstory with the most killer art style ever. On a side note, this could have been an amazing album, but it falls flat in vocals and instrument choices. Also THAT FUCKING ROBOT LADY THAT KEEPS SAYING "Angel Electronic"...WHY?! I KNOW WHO THEY ARE, STOP IT!!!
bread experiments Breadgaze
Waiter, my bread is a bit undercooked. I like doughy foods, but this is excessive, really. What?! And it was left out overnight?! Well then, I heard enough, good day!
Chunk! No, Captain Chunk! Gone Are The Good Days
The only problem is that there is not enough breakdowns. Like what the hell! I like that the band is back, but we can do better. This is just too mainstream
Decade Pleasantries
Disturbed Indestructible
Don Caballero What Burns Never Returns
Drain (USA-CA) California Cursed
It caused a commotion in the ocean, but only for the lobsters.rAt least it got some sick ass songs in here
Eminem The Marshall Mathers LP 2
Meh, this was alright. I was into Curtain Call: The Greatest Hits more because they were all
fun to listen to. Rap God was the only exciting track on here, so it's best to just leave
this one alone.
Korn Follow the Leader
Lil Wayne Tha Carter III
loqto géo-
Lovejoy Are You Alright?
Wasn't really crazy about this album. Yeah, it got some math rock influence, but it's too short and half of the EP is alright. At least Wilbur is less fatherless than most of the SMP.
Lower Than Atlantis Lower Than Atlantis (The Black Edition)
moreru 粛 粛
Moros Eros Jealous Me Was Killed By Curiosity
Narco Debut Garden Dreams
Garden Dreams has a cool sound and everything, but only two songs stand from the others. I would recommend listening to Government Switch and Lawless, Proud first.
Pinback Summer in Abaddon
Protest the Hero Palimpsest
Slift Unseen / The Real Unseen
Sunami 2022 Promo
Alright now I'm bored. It's just a sliver of the self-titled that was left out overnight with a side of mushy oranges
the GazettE DISTRESS AND COMA -Optical Impression-
thoughtcrimes Altered Pasts
Trepalium H.N.P.
Weezer SZNZ: Summer
Within Temptation The Silent Force
XXX Maniak Harvesting the Cunt Nectar

2.0 poor
Berried Alive Our Own Light
Bootleg Albums (Various Artists) R. Kelly: I Admit It
Busty And the Bass GLAM
Disturbed Ten Thousand Fists
Engine Down s/t 7"
Fear Before The Always Open Mouth
Fire-Toolz I Can’t Die
First And Forever Let This Love Lie Die
First and last song is amazing. I hate the rest, just like an emo kid.
Flying Lotus Cosmogramma
Funeral Diner The Underdark
Graphic Nature New Skin
Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy
Ling Tosite Sigure Still a Sigure Virgin?
Monomate Grand Battle
The album kicks off well with a few tracks that generally sound better than most of the nintendocore bands in the scene. But sadly, it all goes to shit for the rest (Except for the title track, that really bops).
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Neck Deep Rain in July
Periphery Juggernaut: Omega

1.5 very poor
Anathema A Natural Disaster
Berried Alive The Mixgrape
Berried talked shit about haters and then dropped an album that got him more hate. Blood Orange and Lemon Drop is pretty good, but the rest is just some stupid Soundcloud rap that takes no effort. The dude is good at guitar, but deer god, put some FLAVOR to this!
Bubblegum Octopus The Album Formerly Known As
Christian And The Hedgehog Boys Christian and the Hedgehog Boys
Trying effort since he was autistic and didn't have a stable mind back then. The Chris Chan lore is pretty vast, so I don't want this album to go away.
Gillian Carter Salvation Through Misery
Lower Than Atlantis Safe in Sound
Yeah, we all know it sucks. But I can't lie, I Would is a memorable track from them.
Lower Than Atlantis Changing Tune (Deluxe Edition)
I like Changing Tune. The whole album reinvented the sound for them and is amazing. You want to know why? Because they left out ALL OF THIS!!!
Mara Bloom Hallucinations EP
Somehow, the harsh vocalist has a more soothing voice than however is singing
Origami Angel Origami Angel Broke Minecraft
Experimentally, it's alright. But in terms of being in the midwestern emo or lofi scene, this doesn't hold up well.
Scatorgy Scatorgy
Sounds & Scenarios Cherry Blossom Season
Ep kinda sucks. I was bored of it until Elizabeth from Atomic Guava came in. First two tracks are good, skip the rest
Trophy Scars Never Born, Never Dead
If you love this, good for you it's blues music. But I can find the post-hardcore in here why is this post-hardcore
Tugboat Patches of Land

1.0 awful
.357 Homicide Homicidal Amusement Through Supreme Exsanguination
The guy at Guitar Center should have never gave this band a steel drum kit
Anal Cunt Wearing Out Our Welcome
Green Day Father of All Motherfuckers
Hello Kitty Suicide Club ^_^
Oh fuck! I didn't expect the vocals to fricking scream. Heck, this makes the Fall of Troy sound amazing compared to this electronic emo garbage.
Hello Kitty Suicide Club o_0
Hello Kitty Suicide Club Discography
Imagine Dragons Mercury - Act 1
Proof that a band can irritate everyone in the most indirect way possible
Imagine Dragons ƎVOLVE
If you're 555 then I'm 6!6!6! What's it like to be a heretic? If you're 555 then I'm
Melanie Martinez Portals
Merzbob men's nipples
It's stupid, very stupid. But I am a stupid stinky parody loving guy, so here's a 1.5
Nostalgia Critic The Wall
One Direction Take Me Home
My sisters keep listening to them. HELP ME! This band should died out by now, but I have to bear through this and Dear Evan Hansen from them. Therapy is needed pronto!
Parkway Drive Darker Still
Regurgitate Carnivorous Erection
Ew, fuck! If I listen to this album one more, I swear I'm going to hurl. Props for the album cover Jesus, the hell is that?!
Six Feet Under Nightmares of the Decomposed
It was all true. This is definitely the worst death metal band out there. You would think that just because the instrumentals are sick and all. But just hear Chris's vocals, and you'll get what (almost) everyone is saying.
Six Feet Under Crypt of the Devil
Six Feet Under True Carnage
Six Feet Under 13
Skrewdriver Boots and Braces/Voice of Britain
Skrewdriver All Skrewed Up
Skrewdriver White Power
Skrewdriver Hail The New Dawn
Skrewdriver Blood And Honour
Skrewdriver Skrewdriver
Skrewdriver After The Fire
Skrewdriver Hail Victory
Skrewdriver Warlord
Spermswamp Extreme Cream
I appreciate the rhythms and all, but the dudes vocals and makes this absolutely unlistenable
The Beatle Bronies Apple Road
Look, I know this is for fans of brony culture and all. But imagine a little old lady who is a die-hard Beatles fan coming across this. Or any Beatles fan! Mixing two things together should be done carefully, and that's why everyone hates this! Look, I've watched My Little Pony when I was young and loved it, but the community is garbage and that's why I stay away from this.
Tom MacDonald Gravestones
Tom MacDonald Us Against the World
Tom MacDonald Ghoststories
Tom MacDonald Deathreats
Tom MacDonald Dream People & The Whiskey Wars
Tom MacDonald See You Tomorrow
Tom MacDonald LeeAnn's Son
Tom MacDonald Flowers For The Dead
Tom Macdonald and Adam Calhoun The Brave
Old Macdonald had a music career, E I E I O! And in his music he jams all of his problems, into! Every! Song! With a "Hater's Gonna Hate" here and a "The system's corrupt" there. "I" here "smoke" there "crack" everywhere! Old Macdonald is a giant cunt, but THAT'S JUST MY OPINION!
Torsofuck Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
Tyler Carter Tiny House Covers, Vol. 1
I guess this is it for Tyler. I like Issues, but hearing and looking at his performances won't be the same really. He should probably start somewhere other than music, or social media. Also the covers are generic as shit, so eat my shorts.

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